lazy tang

Chapter 122 The Insidious Yunhao

The ancestors of the Luo family started out with military exploits, and having a huge indoor martial arts arena at home was a minimum requirement.Qin Qiong and Luo Cheng are now in this huge indoor martial arts arena, which is so huge that they can ride horses.Although it can't really charge and kill, it is still possible to trot on the horse.

Under Qin Qiong's gaze, Luo Cheng demonstrated the Luo family's marksmanship one by one.Although Qin Qiong hadn't practiced spear skills, Ma Qian had.After careful observation, Qin Qiong found that Luo Cheng's Yingqiang had many more changes than Ma Qiang's.Spearmanship is light and nimble, and if you shoot like a dragon with horse speed, it is indeed a nightmare for all infantry fighters.It is tailor-made to deal with Wu Kui.

"Cousin, the main point of this trick is to shake the spear. Don't let the opponent know where your spear is going to stab, so that you can kill it with one blow." Luo Cheng was riding a white dragon horse, holding a bright silver spear Shaking like a lotus flower in full bloom.Qin Qiong felt that there were thousands of spear points shaking in front of him, and it was extremely difficult to avoid parrying.

No wonder the Luo family gun is famous all over the world, and the tricks in it are so exquisite.The most powerful is the chain move, three moves in one move, all moves can kill people.

Luo Cheng taught each move, and Qin Qiong learned each move.However, just after dark, the 36 Luojia gun was finished teaching.The rest is just proficiency.Qin Qiong didn't hide his secrets either, and the 24th Qin family's mace method was also a practice of each move.They are all people who have learned martial arts since childhood, although they have never practiced specifically.But once you dial it, you will know the truth.In just a few hours, the two had fully practiced each other's moves.

Luo Cheng and Qin Qiong consulted together again to see which tricks were used to deal with Wu Kui.How to dismantle moves, how to use chain moves.Before I knew it, it was already midnight.

The discussion between the two brothers was on the rise, and they didn't sleep after eating supper, and continued to study how to fight the enemy.

"This is the most violent move in the 24th Qin family's mace technique. It's called Taishan Pressing the Top. What you need is this kind of momentum. Brother, your arm strength is still a bit weak. In another three to five years, maybe you can be as strong as your brother." .” Qin Qiong began to demonstrate the 24-way Qin family’s mace technique to Luo Cheng.

The two studied for a long time, and suddenly found that combining marksmanship and mace is a way.When confronting the enemy, he sprints with a long spear, and if he misses the second horse, he immediately draws out his one-handed mace and smashes the opponent's back.If it is hit hard, it can kill you in one blow.And this move is the most suitable move.

Qin Qiong kept an eye out, the Luo family gun was already a rare and exquisite spear technique.If it is combined with the Qin family's mace method, it will definitely beat the Qin family's mace method in the future. Although the No. 24 Qin family's mace method was taught, the most powerful killer move was not even mentioned.

He didn't know, looking at Shicheng's little cousin.He is also a master who steals, rapes and plays tricks. He taught Qin Qiong all the 36 Luo's guns.Dudu left the most vicious move back to the carbine, which was also not mentioned.

I swear this thing is a kind of psychological comfort most of the time.Although the ancients spoke of sincerity, there were many people who believed that swearing didn't hurt and swearing didn't work.These two cousins ​​are outstanding representatives.But later, the fate of the two dear friends told us that we should be more or less cautious when swearing.God keeps his eyes closed most of the time, but he doesn't know when he will open them for a little while.

The retribution may be late, but you will never forget to hit the top of your head!
Yunhao has been tinkering in the kitchen for a whole day, constantly boiling a kind of beans into water, then steaming and boiling again.Qi Biao glanced at the Douzi, then slipped into the room and could not come out.

The little black beans left an indelible impression on him, because he ate them secretly.Yun Hao put this thing in the food, and it made his body burn.That kind of taste is really unforgettable in this life.

"It's finally done!" Yun Hao held up a small pottery bottle, which looked like the evil alchemist in the cartoon.Inside the bottle is a concentrated croton solution. With just this bottle, an elephant can last for three days.

"Brother Hao, what are you doing?" Lai Shun'er grabbed the door frame and asked with lingering fear.If you kill him, you won't eat anything from the kitchen.

"Of course it is useful. Why are you standing there, where is Qi Biao?" Yun Hao looked back and asked Shun'er.Now that the thing is out, find a way to get him into Wu Kui's mouth.A hero can't stand Sanpaoxi, so he doesn't believe that Wu Kui can hold such a concentrated and strong laxative.

Even if you don't pull him to death, I'm afraid he will become a soft-legged shrimp on the school's military field.When the time comes, it will be a dish for Qin Qiong.Thinking of Qin Qiong beating Wu Kui with a single mace, Yun Hao gave a sinister smile like an owl.

"Brother Hao, can you stop laughing like that. You're in a panic!"

"Go away, call Qi Biao here. He is the best at doing this kind of thing."

The ideal is very full, but the reality is somewhat backbone.Yun Hao prepared a strong laxative, but he couldn't put it into Wu Kui's mouth.

"No way, I inquired. Wu Kui's food for the past two days has been handled by Wu Liang himself, and Wu Kui has never left the house for the past two days. I tried to bribe his family's servants. If I didn't stay One hand. Now that Wu Liang has caught him, his head is probably hung on the flagpole and frozen hard." After going out for a day, Qi Biao came back dejectedly.

The candles flickered in the room, Yun Hao, Lai Shun'er, and Qi Biao scratched their ears and cheeks around the table together.

"Damn it, there's only one day tomorrow. The day after tomorrow, Wu Kui will compete with Uncle Qin, and Uncle Qin can't beat him." Yun Hao said angrily.

"It would be great if Brother Hou was here, he should have a solution." Lai Shun'er said helplessly.They used to follow Hou Junji to mess around with the world, and it was enough for Hou Junji to make up his mind when something happened.It is really not their specialty to ask them to find a way like this now.

"Don't talk nonsense, the monkey is in Jinyang. Even with wings, it can't fly now." Yun Hao said angrily, the day after tomorrow is the day of the martial arts competition.Blisters were already forming in his mouth, if he didn't feed the laxative into Wu Kui's mouth before tomorrow night.The consequences could be disastrous!
"Brother Hao, it's not a good habit to pay attention to people behind your back. Who said I can't fly?" Hou Junji's voice sounded from the door, and while the three conspirators were dumbfounded, Hou Junji walked in with a smile.

"Monkey, how did you come here?" Yun Hao rubbed his eyes, and pinched Lai Shun'er's thigh severely.Amidst Lai Shun'er's screams, she was sure that she was not dreaming.

"Second Master sent me to deliver a letter to Master Chai, so I came here. What, what's wrong with holding back?" Hou Junji sat down on the chair, looked at Yunhao and said.

"The vanguard general here, Wu Kui, wants to compete with Uncle Qin. That guy is as strong as a bull, and Uncle Qin can't beat him. Brother Hao wants to drug Wu Kui, but now he can't."

"What does it mean to be as strong as an ox? The two oxen are not as strong as him. I am afraid that his body is taller than the door beam!" Lai Shun'er compared an exaggerated height, and explained to Hou Junji with a face full of horror.

"In this way... it should be the best way to bribe the servants." Hou Junji understood when he saw the three of them rolling their eyes. "You can tell from your appearance that you have already used the usual method. This is very difficult. Is it possible to feed it directly into his mouth?" Hou Junji was also helpless.He had just arrived in Peiping, and he had never met Wu Kui, so he was completely unfamiliar with the place.It is indeed difficult for him to ask him to come up with an idea now.

"That's right! Why didn't I think of this method." Yun Hao slapped his thigh fiercely and said excitedly.

"Brother Hao, can I pat your thigh next time? It hurts!" Qi Biao complained.

"Shut up! Listen to me! Monkey, tell you the house where Wu Kui lives, can you climb to his roof without being noticed?" Yun Hao asked while looking at Hou Junji.

"That's not a problem. That's what we used to do. It's an exaggeration to say that you can fly over the walls, but you can still touch the roof without being noticed." Hou Junji nodded and said.

"That's it, as long as you can get on the roof, you can feed this medicine into Wu Kui's mouth." Yun Hao was full of confidence.

"Brother Hao, the roof is so high from the ground. Who can have such long arms!" Lai Shun'er Biao asked.

"Idiot, I said that there is a solution. Look!" Yun Hao found a hemp rope, and a stone fell from it.When the stone did not move, Yun Hao poured the tea in the cup down along the hemp rope.A strange thing happened, the water fell down along the hemp rope.Finally, follow the pebbles and drop to the ground.

"You mean to hang a rope from the roof and feed laxatives into Wu Kui's mouth?" Hou Junji looked at the hemp rope, feeling a little incredulous.

"Yes!" Yun Hao said complacently, this kind of trick he played when he was bored when he was a child, but he didn't expect it to come in handy today.

"Are you sure that he will open his mouth to continue?" Hou Junji looked at Yun Hao as if he was looking at an idiot.

"I've met Wu Kui before. He has severe rhinitis. People with rhinitis usually sleep with their mouths open. As long as you align correctly, there will be no problems." Yun Hao patted his chest confidently Said, this time he patted his own chest.

"Rhinitis...! Well, you can do it! But I have to practice, the height from the roof to the ground is more than ten feet. Keeping the rope still is a technical job." Although I don't know what rhinitis is, But Yunhao is definitely better than himself in curing diseases, so let's just believe what he says.

"You have one day tomorrow, and you must feed this laxative into Wu Kui's mouth tomorrow night. I will find a way to delay the inspection until noon, so that there will be time to make Wu Kui feel like he's dying. It's best This guy has hemorrhoids, so that's even better." Thinking about Wu Kui's messed up appearance, Yun Hao laughed wickedly.

The three brothers shuddered together, and unconsciously distanced themselves from Yun Hao.This is so insidious at the age of eight, what kind of evildoer will he be when he grows up!
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