lazy tang

Chapter 135
After the chopsticks flew for a while, Li Jing felt a little embarrassed.As the head of the Duke of Chu's mansion, this picture is indeed a bit embarrassing.But the food in front of him is so delicious, he was also lucky to taste the imperial chef in the palace.Compared with these things in front of me, it is much worse.It's just a pity, such a smart and beautiful child.It's a pity that Li Jing is so interested in Pao Chu!

A gentleman stays away from the kitchen, this is a stubborn concept in the hearts of people of this age.As long as you are a cook who cooks, you will be ranked as an inferior person.Although he was not considered a pariah, in the eyes of these nobles, the cook was a pariah.

"Master Li is here as a guest at the Duke of Tang's mansion. Chai Shao respects Master Li for a cup. Drink it well!" When Li Jing's chopsticks were flying, Chai Shao was also thinking about his ideas.Eyes and Changsun Wuji have communicated with each other in the air for countless times, and I don't know if these two good friends have cultivated to the point where their hearts are in harmony with each other.Anyway, Chai Shao looked at his eldest grandson Wuji and couldn't stop looking at the wine glass, and after thinking about it for a while, he understood.

No matter how good Li Jing's martial arts were, it was impossible for him to rob people in Tang Guogong's mansion.Since there is no match, outsmarting is always a good way.No matter how tough Li Jing was, he must have never tasted the taste of this steamed liquor.

Back then, both Chai Shao and Changsun Wuji were defeated by this steamed wine.I vomited so much that I doubted my life, and I woke up the next morning with a splitting headache, which made me feel like committing suicide.Let this Li Jing taste the taste of steamed wine today, I believe that any man who drinks alcohol will have a strong interest in this kind of strong wine.After all, Da Sui is the only family that has no semicolon.

There was a strong aroma of the wine in the glass, and Li Jing had long wanted to have a drink.But firstly, the mouth is occupied, and secondly, the host didn't serve the glass, so it's not good for him as a guest to toast first.

"Duke Chu's birthday was supposed to be for Li to entertain several distinguished guests, but now he came to disturb Tang Guogong's mansion. Li Jing punished himself with a drink!" Li Jing picked up the wine glass and drained it all at once.

Chai Shao's eyeballs almost fell out, and there are still people who pour their own wine like this.Looking at each other with Changsun Wuji, both of them saw a hint of joy in each other's eyes.

"Master Li is happy, I, Chai Shao, like such a heroic hero like Master Li. Today, Master Li came to Tang Guogong's mansion, and we brothers will not return if we are not drunk. Seeing the age of the master, Chai Shao called Brother Li. You It’s my brother’s first time drinking, how about drinking three glasses in a row?” Chai Shao stood up and picked up his glass.Just as he spoke, his hands trembled unconsciously.A little spilled from the glass, real enthusiasm.

"Okay, thanks to Brother Chai who thinks highly of me, Li Jing. Three cups is three cups!" The cup of wine just now was soft in the mouth, with a little sweetness.Looking at the amber wine pulp, you can tell that this wine is absolutely extraordinary.Li Jing is not a person who is greedy for drinking, but he has cultivated his energy and body for many years.His body is very strong, even if he drank three or five jars of this kind of sweet wine, it would be no problem.

"Boom" "boom" "boom" the wine was dry, Li Jing drank four cups of steamed wine in a row.A blush immediately appeared on the originally fair face.

Yun Hao, who sat at the bottom, lowered his head and was busy eating and drinking.But in his heart he laughed like a fox who stole a fat chicken!In order to hide the strong pungentness of the steamed wine, Yun Hao mixed a lot of honey into the wine.The alcohol content has not changed, but the taste has changed a lot.The sweetness tasted like the wine made by barbarian grapes, but Yunhao knew it.The alcohol content of this thing is almost comparable to Hengshui Laobaigan.Drink it in minutes until you doubt your life!
Even if you, Li Jing, act like a ghost, you still have to drink Lao Tzu's footwashing water.Yun Hao kept eating and drinking, and the corner of his eyes glanced at Chai Shao and Changsun Wuji intentionally or unintentionally.He's such a good gay friend who can communicate with his eyes.It can be seen that the two have reached the highest level of collusion.Yun Hao is very suspicious that there is an indescribable relationship between the two.

Li Jing drained the wine in his glass, and Chai Shao didn't hesitate. "Boom", "boom" and "boom" also drank three cups in a row, and then shouted proudly.It's just that there are some symptoms of rumination when sitting down, which betrays his restless stomach.

"Good man! Master Li, my eldest grandson Wuji. My father is Sun Sheng, the commander of General You Xiaowei. He has a good relationship with the master's uncle, General Han Qinhu. Our father has a lifelong friendship. My eldest grandson Wuji respects Li Brother, three cups!" Although the eldest grandson's family is not considered the first-class dignitaries, it can still be regarded as a rich and powerful family.Otherwise, it is impossible for the eldest grandson to marry Tang Guogong's second son!
Li Jing was taken aback, but the other party mentioned the friendship between his father and his uncle.Li Jing had no choice but to "boom" "boom" and "boom" again, the glass was dry.

After drinking, Li Jing felt that something was wrong.Although the taste of this wine is soft, it seems that the alcohol is quite strong.After drinking seven glasses of wine in a row, it turned out to be a bit over the top.what happened?Li Jing carefully looked at the amber liquor, except that the color and consistency were as clear and transparent as water.

Looking at Changsun Wuji, this guy doesn't seem to be feeling well either.Li Jing didn't know that Yun Hao had a bad relationship with Changsun Wuji.How could it be possible to give him wine with honey added, but what was given to him was pure Lao Baigan.After these three glasses of wine, Changsun Wuji's face was so hot that it twitched.

Li Jing knew a little about the tricks in the Jianghu, if the drink was mixed with medicine.The wine must be cloudy, it is absolutely impossible to be so clear.But this wine is too strong, let alone seven cups of this kind of wine in the past.Even if it was seventeen cups, there would definitely not be such a big reaction.

It was too late to react at this time, and the drinker became wise.But as soon as the alcohol is on the top, people start to get excited.Anyone who has ever drank knows that even the guy who said he drank too much didn't drink too much at all.On the contrary, those guys who keep saying I'm fine, I'm fine, are the ones who really drink too much.

Seeing that Li Jing's face was flushed, Changsun Wuji decided to come up with a trick. "Hahaha! How can I wait for my brothers to drink without singing and dancing. Come and pass on the singing and dancing."

Li Jing was about to speak, but when he heard the song and dance, he shut up.Just by singing and dancing to slow down the alcohol, he silently acquiesced.

Not long after, several singers walked in wearing thin and leaky clothes.Her snow-white skin was dazzlingly white, especially those sensitive parts.Whether it is exposed or not, you can vaguely see some if you say it is not exposed.Dressed like this, before the singing and dancing began, the men at the scene had the urge to turn into wolves.

Li Jing was adjusting his breath and trying to sober up, when he saw these singers.It is inevitable that the heart is beating wildly and the mouth is dry.With that little Dao heart, I don't know where to go to drill the sand.

There was a sound of pipa tearing gold and cracking brocade, and the dancers like plum blossoms suddenly dispersed.A dancer in a red dress appeared in the middle, and the dancer had eyebrows and eyes.There is a flame pattern drawn between the eyebrows, and this beauty is not too outstanding.Stunning beauty is not counted, but beauty is still counted.Just those eyes, those eyes are extremely agile.It seems that there is a puddle of water in it, which definitely has the effect of seductiveness.

As long as a man is caught by these eyes, his soul seems to be taken away immediately.All he could do was stare straight at her, and he didn't care about what she sang or danced.

Among the men in the field, Yun Hao was probably the only one who was not too confused.Just kidding, after being influenced by Aoi-sensei, Ozawa-sensei, High-speed-sensei, Tianhai-sensei, Hado-sensei... (5 names omitted below!), who would be interested in this thing.In other words, the hard disk plus the thirty to fifty T of the mobile hard disk, is it occupied for nothing?

Li Jing seemed to have lost his soul, staring straight at the dancer girl.The saliva flowed out without knowing it, how can there be a generation of military gods here.It seems to be no different from Brother Pig who has not known the taste of meat for three years.

Why……!The hero is sad and the beauty passes!Yun Hao picked up a ball, put it in his mouth and chewed it with a "quack" and "quack".This thing has to be eaten while it's hot, it won't taste good when it's cold.

After all, it's too young.Apart from grabbing and scratching, Yun Hao can't do anything else, Yun Hao is a bit aggressive now!

At the end of the song, the souls of the animals present have not fully recovered.Li Jing's sweat dripped onto the skirt of his clothes, and Yun Hao felt embarrassed for him.

After all, he is a son of honor, with a black heart and a thick skin. This is the most basic quality.Li Jing inadvertently wiped the drool that was dripping down his beard and said, "This girl is really amazing, it looks like there is a hidden dragon and crouching tiger in Tang Guogong's mansion! Hahaha!"

"Where! Where! This is the singer that my younger brother bought on the way to Luoyang. Since brother Li likes it, then...!" Seeing Li Jing's appearance, Changsun Wuji already had a plan in his heart.He really bought this singer on the way to Luoyang, and it cost him a hundred bucks.It was also the owner of the brothel who lost money in a bet and was pressed for debts.Otherwise, it is absolutely impossible to sell so cheap.

"Cough...! This is a little gift from the eldest grandson to the Duke of Chu. The willows are just for the Duke of Chu to enjoy." In the eyes of these honorable children, the singer is not a human being, and pets like cats and dogs are nothing. the difference.Giving singers to each other is even more commonplace.It is reasonable for Changsun Wuji to send such a beautiful singer to express his flattery to Yang Su.In fact, in the gift lists sent by the great officials of the Great Sui Dynasty these days, there is no lack of the word "beauty".

But Chai Shao is hiding a bad heart here, look at Li Jing's pig brother.He must have already fallen in love with this diva, no wonder!Such a woman, Chai Shao, was also a little tempted.But for the sake of big things, I still have to be patient for a while.As long as alive, what woman does not.

Since you, Li Jing, are tempted, I will simply give her to Yang Su.See how your kid is making troubles, he is restless all day long.There should be no time for Yunhao's idea!In a hurry, Chai Shao remembered the past events of the Three Kingdoms.Perhaps, with this woman, Li Jing and Yang Su could be separated.It would be even better if the scene where Lu Bu killed Dong Zhuo could be staged.

The story of Diaochan is still that Yunhao was on his way to Luoyang.It was boring to tell Chai Shao, and now Chai Shao is learning and applying it to Li Jing.

It can be seen that Li Jing's status in Yang Su's residence is not low.If something comes out of such a guy and Yang Su's diva... Hehe!Yang Su, just worry about the little flames in the backyard!

Li Jing originally thought that Changsun Wuji was going to give this singer to him, but when he was about to thank him, he heard Chai Shao's words.Can't help being disappointed, but I understand after thinking about it.Such a high-quality singer would never give herself this little master.Thinking of this, he couldn't help but secretly sighed.After all, it is a person who speaks lightly, such a beautiful woman does not have her own share.

Such a smart woman enters Yang's mansion, even if Yang Su doesn't sleep.Naturally, there are children of the Yang family who are harmed, others don't mention it.The eldest son Yang Xuangan is a demon in his eyes, seeing such a woman is not unreasonable.Thinking of the beautiful body being pressed under someone else, Li Jing felt as if a stone was pressed against his chest, and he was oppressed tightly.

"Uh! Grandson's grandson's kindness, Li Jing must tell Duke Chu. I think Duke Chu must like this singer very much." Li Jing was talking, but his eyes were still looking at the singer.There is a deep sense of reluctance in his eyes!
Unexpectedly, the singer also looked at Li Jing affectionately, and the two looked at each other.There were sparks colliding in the air, Li Jing only felt his petite being scratched by the cat's paw.All of a sudden, my heart beat faster than thirty.The blood pressure also rises accordingly, and if it is measured by blood pressure now, it is almost the same without two hundred and two.

Seeing Li Jing like this, Chai Shao felt even more happy.Seeing Changsun Wuji still feeling a little bit reluctant, he coughed lightly and said, "Hahaha! Beauty, don't toast Master Li yet. You beauties and heroes, you must drink three big cups. Come here, change the big cup .”

Chai Shao spoke boldly, and those guys under him immediately sent up the big cups they had prepared long ago.And intimately pour the amber wine.

As the saying goes, wine is a sex matchmaker, but sex is also a catalyst for wine.Seeing the matchmaker prostrating with drinks, Li Jing's heart almost melted.Without further ado, he raised his neck and drank a big glass.The singer also drank a glass of wine, and a blush suddenly appeared on her fair face.Her appearance after drinking is even more delicate and charming, her cheeks are like ripe apples, making people want to take a bite.

"Good, good! Good things come in pairs, let's have another drink!" Chai Shao applauded beside him, and the eldest grandson Wuji slapped the table excitedly when he saw Li Jing's tottering state.This steamed wine was so damn hot that Changsun Wuji really didn't want to drink it anymore.

The boy waiting on the side immediately came up and filled another glass.

"Girl, Li Jing is being polite. Do it first!" Li Jing burped loudly, spewed out a breath of alcohol and said with a stiff tongue.

The singer was also unambiguous, picked up the wine glass and drank another big glass.

Yun Hao was a little dumbfounded. Although honey was added to the wine, the alcohol content was not low.Yun Hao is looking forward to the follow-up reaction of the two of them.Will there be a striptease to watch?
Even after drinking two cups, the diva's fair breasts turned rose-colored.The boy filled the third glass of wine, the singer didn't wait for Li Jing to speak.He opened his mouth first and said: "Little girl Hongfu, I would like to toast you."

Yun Hao bit down on the chopsticks in one bite, almost knocking out a tooth.Hong Fu...!Red Fu girl?My goodness, Li Jing, Li Jing, you are dead this time.

(End of this chapter)