lazy tang

Chapter 151 Yunhao's Joke

Yun Hao's eyes were as wide as ping pong balls, and he stared straight at a shop by the road.This shop sells pottery, and there are several pottery horses of various shapes in the corner.The glaze is painted with colorful lines, which looks gorgeous and unusual.

My goodness!Tang Sancai!As a time traveler, Yunhao knew how much Tang Sancai was sold for in later generations.It's hundreds of millions of dollars, but in my previous life I could only drool looking at the pictures.No, I must get a few Tang Sancai back to show off, to make up for the shortcomings of the previous life.

Getting off the carriage, Yun Hao went straight into the porcelain shop, glanced left and right, and the chubby boss immediately rolled over like a ball.

Although he didn't know Yunhao, he saw Yunhao coming and going in a carriage.He was wearing a satin gown, followed by a guy who looked like a domestic servant.The servant who was driving the chariot still had a horizontal knife on his body, so he looked like the young master of a rich family.Such a person is not something he, a businessman, can offend.

"Guest officer, what do you want? Just let me know, and the little one will be delivered to your house." The fat boss nodded and bowed, his fat face smiling brightly like a chrysanthemum.

"Hmm!" Yun Hao snorted, fully showing off his sense of superiority.These days, I am no longer a dick sitting on the steps whistling to beautiful women.Now I have a car, a house and savings, a standard successful person.

Ignore the fat boss who looks like a pig, and go straight to the shelves with Tang Sancai horses.Yun Hao picked up one and looked at it carefully. For the first time, he knew that the tail of the Tang Sancai horse was actually made of a real horse tail.No wonder the pictures seen by later generations are all horses with bald tails.

"So you want this pottery horse. May I ask when your house will need it? The small one will be delivered to your house on time!" The fat boss was surprised when he saw Yun Hao pick up the three-colored horse.It seems that none of the customers who came to the shop held this pottery horse in their hands.Moreover, it is so careful.

"Whenever you need it, you need it now. Immediately, immediately! In Lao Tzu's study, there are a few ornaments that are missing. These are just the right ones!" Yun Hao swiped his finger on the shelf proudly, indicating that all of them are needed.Don't ask the price when you buy something, just pretend to be this B.

"What? You put this thing in the study?" The fat boss heard Yun Hao's words, and the muscles on his face spasmed uncontrollably.Starting as an apprentice, he has sold porcelain for decades.It was the first time I heard that someone wanted to put this pottery horse in the study.

"What? Do you have an opinion?" Yun Hao ignored the expression of the fat boss. I am a rich man now, so I am so arrogant.

"No..., no!" The fat boss blushed, as if he was constipated.

"Excuse me, where is your house, the little one will send someone to deliver it right away." The fat boss is already thinking about whether the one he sent will be beaten.

"No need, just these few pieces. It's good to take them back in a carriage, and I will load all these in the carriage. You and the steward will settle the money!" After Yun Hao finished speaking, he got into the carriage very long.From stepping into the shop until leaving.His eyes were always tilted up 45 degrees, and he didn't think highly of the fat boss at all.

"Hey...! That's good!" The fat boss was so happy when he heard that he didn't need to deliver the goods.In a hurry, he went to deliver the goods with Liu Laoliu's eldest son, and asked the assistant to move them to Yunhao's carriage.

Along the way, Yunhao played with the three-colored horses, seeing this one and liking that one was also beautiful, he couldn't put it down.It wasn't until the carriage arrived at Yunjiazhuangzi that he reluctantly put it down.

"What did you buy and come back so happy?" Mrs. Zhao knew something good was going on when she saw her eldest son bouncing around.Since arriving in Jinyang, life is getting better every day.There was no place to stand on the cone, and now the house is standing and lying on the ground at home.Hundreds of farmers and craftsmen have to go around their own house, Zhao has never been so happy.Even when Yunhao's father was alive, he never dared to think about his current life.

All of these were brought by the eldest son, and Mrs. Zhao naturally looked at this child like a treasure.If it wasn't for someone nearby, Mrs. Zhao would have liked to hug her and nibble a couple of bites.

"Mother, my son bought some pottery horses, which are very beautiful. So I ordered someone to put them in the study!" Yun Hao jumped out of the car, opened the curtain of the car and showed it to Mrs. Zhao as if offering a treasure.

The sun was shining brightly outside, but the light inside the car was really dark.Mrs. Zhao just glanced at it, then said with a smile, "I kept the iced melon for you. It's so hot that it looks like you're on fire. Hurry up and go into the house, how can you catch the heat?" After finishing speaking, Before Yun Hao climbed into the carriage and took out a pottery horse to show off, he dragged Yun Hao into the main room.

A servant had already offered the prepared iced melon with a wink. In the hot weather, this thing is the best to relieve the heat.

After eating two pieces of melon, Yunhao found that Zhang Miaoke was not there.Lai Shun'er and Qi Biao, who were recuperating at Yun's family and were reluctant to leave, unexpectedly also disappeared.Before asking, Mrs. Zhao said: "As soon as you left, a letter came from the city. Mr. Zhang was ill, and your wife let Lai Shun'er and Qi Biao go to the city to protect you. Hurry up tomorrow, and you will also enter the city Go and see Mr. Zhang. Miao Ke's child doesn't have any relatives in Jinyang, so I'm afraid this uncle should be respected like a father."

Zhang Wenzhong was actually sick, which was unexpected by Yunhao.I really have to go see it tomorrow. Although this old guy is as slippery as a loach, he is still good for himself.

After eating iced melon, Yunhao went back to his study.I really want to see what the Tang Sancai that has been put on display looks like.

As soon as he entered the study, he saw Lao Sun staring at a shelf of three-colored horses in a daze.Yun Hao smiled, it seemed that Old Sun was shocked by so many tricolor horses. "Sun Daochang, what do you think of this horse?" Yun Hao was complacent, and even Sun Simiao, who had never liked luxury, stared at him. It seemed that what he did today was not bad.

"You just put this thing in the study?" Lao Sun looked at Yunhao as if he was looking at an alien.

"Yeah! Such a good thing, why don't you put it in the study?" Yun Hao remembered that in the [-] edition of "Dream of Red Mansions", there was still one in Jia's mother's bedroom. Maybe the old grandson asked me to put this thing in the bedroom. ?How can this be, I bought this thing just to show off.Put it in the bedroom for who to see, is it possible that someone will visit the bedroom instead of the living room at home?
"Oh, let's put it here! It's good, it's good!" Old Sun was obviously stunned for a moment, obviously he hadn't thought about how to answer Yun Hao's question.

After Lao Sun finished speaking, he went straight to the door.He didn't even say anything about coming to Yunhao.Yun Hao looked at this strange man, and only thought that he was shocked by Tang Sancai.It's no wonder that whoever has such a magnificent Tang Sancai horse can't be shocked.Just these horses, converted into US dollars, are enough to buy several school district houses in the imperial capital.

After the old grandson left, Yunhao admired these three-colored horses for a while.When Chai Shao came, he was dumbfounded when he saw the three-colored horses in Yunhao's house.The reaction was much stronger than that of Old Sun. His fingers trembled like a stroke for a long time before he asked, "Do you want to put this thing in the study?" The expression on the question was much more exaggerated than that of Old Sun.

"Yes! What's the problem?" Yun Hao was a little puzzled, Chai Shao was the son of an official.It should be said that he has eaten and seen the master, so he hasn't even seen the tricolor horse.Why do you have such an expression when you see this tricolor horse?Old Sun Yunhao was startled to think it was possible, but Chai Shao Yunhao was startled to think it was unlikely.

"No...! It's nothing!" Chai Shao looked constipated, and looked carefully at Yunhao's face.He even forgot what he was going to say, so he bowed his hands and left.

"What's wrong with this person?" Yun Hao looked at the officer Chai and fled in surprise, not understanding what happened.However, there was a bad premonition in his heart.It seems that there is something wrong with the three-color horses I bought.

"It's so hot, it's so hot. What did Chai Shao come for? Why did he leave in such a panic?" Zhang Miaoke fanned the wind with his handkerchief, and rushed in quickly.Snatching the ice water from Yunhao's hand, he poured it into his mouth.

"Pfft...!" The ice water had just been poured into his mouth, and then spewed out at high speed.Zhang Miaoke stared at the three-colored horses with fixed eyes, as if someone had cast a spell on them.

"This! This! This! Who did it, who put these things here." Zhang Miaoke pointed at the three-colored horse, his fingers trembling as if he had a stroke.

"Me! I just bought it from the street market, how beautiful it is!" Yun Hao wiped the ice water off his face, it was quite cool in summer.

"You...you're crazy to put these things here?" Zhang Miaoke looked at Yunhao in disbelief, his eyes almost fell out of their sockets.

"What? What's wrong with these things?" Even a fool now knows that there is something wrong with these tricolor horses.

"You don't know? This thing is a ghost weapon, which is used for burial of the dead. There is no living person in the house, smash it up and throw it away! No, I have to invite Daoist Yuan to do a ritual. These things , or Daoism is more reliable." Zhang Miaoke was like a cat whose tail had been trampled on, yelling for the minions to sweep away the three-colored horse.Then he hurried out the door!
My day!Tang Sancai is a ghost vessel, used for burial of the dead.Yun Hao felt as if he had eaten more than 100 flies, even the small flies flying around in front of his eyes.

Damn gringos, what are you buying for the funeral of the dead?There are also those magazines in China, the **** only knows the price of the publication.Can't you give a popular science, this thing is buried with the dead?
"Throw it away, throw it away, fuck it. I'll fuck it up!" Yun Hao jumped up, kicked the case over, and shouted furiously.

That's right, it just overturned the case.Impulse is the devil, and Yunhao paid a painful price for his impulsiveness.Qin Qiong, Chai Shao, and Changsun Wuji have practiced martial arts all year round, so it's not too much trouble to play a case.Yun Hao has small arms and legs, and the consequences of kicking him like this are very serious.

"Ah...!" Yun Hao howled miserably.

"You have sprained your joints, and this old man will straighten you up. Don't learn from those reckless men who just kick the case and the bench every now and then. What skills do they have, what skills do you have." The injured person, although he was the king of medicine, had never seen him before. He pulled Yunhao's foot with a strange expression, and then closed the bone socket. The technique was rough and rough, without any sense of beauty, like throwing a sack. Throw Yunhao on the bed.

"You all know, so don't tell me. You all hide and read my jokes in secret. Are my jokes funny? I'll let you laugh enough today." Yun Hao forgot the old saying that doctors should not be offended, and babbled He talked about Sun Simiao from the beginning to the end, from the righteousness of an old friend, saying that we live together and die together, and then criticize him for ignoring these friendships and standing aside to watch the big crime.

"You still complain about the old way, you have a black heart, you do wrong things, and you push things on others. You have no gentleman's demeanor, and you don't have the heart of a child. You are the garbage of the world and the source of poison in the world. "

Lao Sun was still angry after scolding, and used the excuse that there was a problem with his technique just now.Regardless of Yunhao's strong objection, he staggered the bones again and reconnected them again. The technique was even more unbearable than before, and there was no trace of a genius doctor's demeanor.As for Yun Hao's screams, he regarded them as singing.

Jokes are everywhere, even in the Sui Dynasty, there were countless boring people who were very keen to make imaginative arrangements for this child prodigy.

"I heard that Brother Yun from the Duke's Mansion lost his mind, and the three-colored horses buried with him were pulled home in carts."

"Wow! What you heard is wrong. It is said that Brother Yun is discussing the mysteries of yin and yang with Taoist priest Sun Simiao. These things are all for the underworld...!"

"Really, how did I hear...!"

There are all kinds of rumors, there are supernatural versions, fantasy versions, and fairy tale versions.Some guys even analyzed Yunhao's behavior of buying three-color horses from a historical perspective.The conclusion reached was that the child's brain was not working well.

(Fortunately, this was in the Sui Dynasty. If the authors of the Qidian Chinese website knew about it, maybe the Two-dimensional version would come out.)
It is said that Li Yuan burst out laughing on the spot when he heard this.Together, he sprayed the tea soup in his mouth all over Chai Shao's head and face.

Should!Who asked this kid to arrange Lao Tzu!Who hasn't made a mistake, you guys haven't done anything stupid since you were little?
Mrs. Zhao looked worried and frightened, she was a country woman.How come I have seen tricolor horses buried with them, and they are buried with gold and silver in the countryside, so they are considered tall.That's it, I'm afraid someone will dig the grave in the middle of the night.If it wasn't for the daughter-in-law or the lady who had seen the world, and now those things are still in the son's study, then the joke would be big.

Seeing Yuan Tiangang chattering and bouncing around the house, Yunhao was annoyed and flustered, but he couldn't walk because of his bad legs.This magic stick was blackmailed by me last time, this time I will definitely blackmail myself once. The lines in "Infernal Affairs" are so fucking right, "If you come out to mess around, you will have to pay it back sooner or later."

When Yunhao was upset, Chai Shao rushed into Yunhao's bedroom in a hurry.With an anxious expression on his face, he picked up Yun Hao, and said anxiously: "It's not good, something serious happened."

(End of this chapter)