lazy tang

Chapter 159 The Yun Family's Women's Products

The imperial palace of the Sui Dynasty was full of tall palaces to show the majesty of the royal family. Majestic and majestic is the designer's concept.

Zhang Miaoke walked in the middle of the tall palace, fully feeling his insignificance.I couldn't help feeling even more uneasy, but Xin'er behind her was better than her, at least her walking posture didn't change much.It's not that Xin'er's psychological quality is better than Zhang Miaoke's, but...she followed her eldest grandson into the palace.

In other words, she has relevant experience.

"My concubine, Mrs. Zhang, pays respects to the empress, and the empress is safe!" The etiquette is explained in advance, after all, everyone is a lady.After entering the tall palace, Zhang Miaoke was no longer afraid.He generously saluted Empress Xiao, and the appearance of Wei Wei's forehead really made me feel pity.

"Raise your head!" Empress Xiao's voice echoed in the hall, and the effect of the algae well made her voice sound like a divine voice.It does not lose the majesty of the royal family but also has the softness of women, which makes people feel admirable when they listen to it.

Zhang Miaoke raised his head slowly, and there was a beautiful woman in a palace dress sitting behind the table in the middle of the hall.It was rumored that Empress Xiao was indeed extremely beautiful. The red phoenix Chaoyang golden steps on her head did not move at all while she was speaking. Under the crescent eyebrows were a pair of dark eyes like ink. She couldn't see any expression. A faint smile.Wearing a blue embroidered gauze dress, she looked at Zhang Miaoke with a tea bowl in her hand.

Zhang Miaoke is also considered a good beauty, but compared with the woman above, she is instantly killed.

"You are Zhang Miaoke from the Zhang family in Longyou. I have heard for a long time that the Zhang family has a beautiful woman. Today it seems that the reputation is well-deserved! Do you know why I want to see you?" Empress Xiao put down the teacup and looked down at Zhang Miaoke.The nine steps make her tall enough to despise the existence of Zhang Miaoke.

"The concubine doesn't know, but the concubine knows why I want to see the empress." Zhang Miaoke's voice was nice to hear, but now that he said it in a tight voice, Empress Xiao's eyes lit up.

"Oh! I want to hear, why do you want to see me?" Empress Xiao was taken aback, she didn't expect that Miao Ke was also a sharp-tongued master.When the lady of Xian Xungui's family saw him for the first time, she couldn't help but feel excited and trembling hands, and it was not easy to complete the sentence.It's rare for this woman to speak without a trembling sound.This kind of concentration is already hard for ordinary ladies to match.

"The concubine visited the empress with a heart of reverence, and prepared some gifts for the empress. After the empress has seen the gifts, the concubine will not be too late to talk." Yun Hao said that human nature is greedy.Although the couple who are emperors are rich in the world, they are still greedy.When something happens, serve meat dishes first.The twists and turns of the grinding and chirping can only make things go against yourself.

Empress Xiao smiled, the royal family is rich all over the world.Corals three feet high and agates that cannot be lifted by one person are not uncommon.This country family is showing off, but they want to see what good things this Yun family can come up with.

The first thing that came out was a cloth bag, and I didn't know what was in it.It is sewn upright and square in shape.

"Empress, this thing is called wish-fulfilling bag. It is placed on an iron plate and hung in the air to heat it up. It can be placed in the abdomen to relieve women's menstrual pain." Zhang Miaoke offered the wish-fulfilling bag with both hands.

Empress Xiao's eyes lit up immediately, the pain of dysmenorrhea is like the pain of egg pain.

Zhang Miaoke suffered from dysmenorrhea, so Yun Hao created a salt bag for future generations.However, there is no microwave oven in this year, so it can only be hung on the iron plate to heat it up.Putting it on the abdomen when a woman is menstruating can have an analgesic effect.In fact, anything hot has a temporary pain-relieving effect.The reason is that psychological factors are far greater than physiological factors.

Of course, if this thing is called a salt bag.Then this thing is worthless, so it is named as wishful bag mysteriously.The worthless things suddenly become tall.Packaging hype was also very important during the Sui Dynasty.

"Oh! It really has this effect? ​​Quickly get it out and let me see." Coincidentally, Empress Xiao is having her period right now.She is also a woman suffering from dysmenorrhea!

Of course the gift must be a complete set, Xiner immediately went out with the wish bag.Followed by two court ladies and two servants, don't dare to be sloppy with things for the empress.No way, Xin'er wants to enjoy this wish bag first.

After only one stick of incense, Xin'er walked in with a blushing face.Apparently, she's tried it.

A palace official walked behind Empress Xiao, and Empress Xiao raised her hands.The palace man tied the bag to Empress Xiao's belly, a hot current penetrated into the belly button.It's hot, but not hot.At first I just felt hot, but soon the dysmenorrhea eased a lot.After a while, the whole body felt extremely comfortable.

Empress Xiao was overjoyed, this thing is really a good news for women. "Mr. Yunzhang, you have a heart. Although this thing is small, it has solved my stubborn illness. Very good! Very good!" He was talking, his eyes were already looking behind Zhang Miaoke.She saw that there were several boxes behind Zhang Miaoke, and she thought they were all good things.I heard that the boy surnamed Yun is a good medical officer, but I didn't expect to be so proficient in women's diseases.This time, no matter what he said, he wanted to bring that kid surnamed Yun into the palace.

If Yunhao knew that Zhang Miaoke's gift gave this effect, he would definitely bang his head against the wall.

How did Zhang Miaoke know what Queen Xiao was thinking, and he was happy to see Queen Xiao.Immediately took out the perfume and just opened the bottle.Pour some on your hands, and then wave them naturally.A puff of fragrance got into Empress Xiao's nose, and she inquired about it through the old servant.Empress Xiao liked jasmine very much, so she specially chose a perfume with the scent of jasmine.

"Your Majesty, this thing is called perfume. Just dust it on your clothes, or rub it evenly with your hands and apply it on your neck. No matter where you go, you will have a fragrance on your body. Keep the filthy smell out of your body!" Zhang Miaoke put his hands together Offer a small bottle of perfume.

Empress Xiao sniffed the bottle, and the smile on her face grew stronger.This stuff is really good, especially she loves the smell of jasmine.

"Hmm! Very good!" After all, it was the empress, who just smelled it and put the perfume on the table.She didn't believe it, those big boxes were filled with perfume.

"The name of this medicine is Wuji Baifeng Wan. It is a secret recipe handed down by my Zhang family. It is a tonic. It has the effects of nourishing qi and blood, regulating menstruation and stopping belts. It is most suitable for those with deficiency of both qi and blood, thin body, weak waist and knees. Women take it."

The prescription of Wuji Baifeng Wan was given by Yunhao to Zhang Miaoke.But when Zhang Miaoke came here, it became the Zhang family's secret recipe.Zhang Miaoke always felt that good things belonged to the Yun family and would be missed by others.It seems more reliable to say that it belongs to the Zhang family.

Empress Xiao has seen many things like donating medicine.Naturally, I wouldn't catch a cold, so I just glanced at it and put it on the table again.

Seeing that Empress Xiao didn't like it very much, Zhang Miaoke took out another box as if by magic.When I opened it, there was a sticky mass of bright yellow stuff inside.

Yunhao still can't get the seaweed mud from the East China Sea, but there is no shortage of honey.Yun Hao made a simple mask with honey and fine flour.Although it does not have the moisturizing effect of later generations, the decontamination effect is not covered.Zhang Miaoke has tried it, and this thing is simply the nemesis of blackheads.

"Empress, this product is called a facial mask. Just apply this product on the face, and it will have the effect of cleansing the face. We women usually use powder and fat, and the pores are most likely to become enlarged. After using this product, it will It can completely remove the things that can't be washed off by soap. I don't know which palace lady, go up and try it?" Zhang Miaoke also understood the truth of this, all foreign things must not be used on the queen without human experiments.Even if you are ready to speak out, come to a live tutorial.

As soon as they heard that it could remove the traces of makeup left on the face, the maids in the palace immediately became agitated.The cosmetics of this era are incomparable with those of later generations, and the workmanship is not known to be how many times rougher.Not everyone can afford soap, and sometimes it is really uncomfortable to stick it on the face.And after a long time, they will find that there seems to be black things in the pores.Some maids have pink or even dark red bags on their faces.It is really unsightly, and it will be misunderstood as sick.

Not to mention serving in front of the emperor, even ordinary concubines would stay away from such people.

In the end, a Gong'e who was very empress Xiao's face was ordered, and Zhang Miaoke smeared on Gong'e's face.After a while, the face became like a ghost face.Empress Xiao didn't speak, and the maidservants were already commotioning.Some servants are already eager to take down and punish this bold woman who premeditatedly murdered the empress.

"Yi Xin, how do you feel?" Empress Xiao asked curiously.

"Your Majesty, your face feels tense." The maid named Yi Xin said carefully.

"Your Majesty, this thing can only be taken off after it is completely dry. It will probably be time for a cup of tea!"

"Oh, that's how it is!" Empress Xiao was stunned.

The time for cupping tea was fleeting, Zhang Miaoke carefully peeled off the mask from the palace man's face.Zhang Miaoke showed the mask to Na Yixin, and sure enough, it was covered with blackheads.Yixin was too scared to look at it, so she hid back.

Empress Xiao looked at Yi Xin's face and asked, "Yi Xin, how do you feel?"

"The face is still tense." Although Yi Xin said this, Empress Xiao seemed to see a lot of light on Yi Xin's face.There is such a miraculous effect after using it once, and it is a good thing.

"Of course it's like this after using it just now, and it needs to be used with this thing." Zhang Miaoke opened another lacquer box, and the things inside were disgustingly disgusting with white and green ends.

"This is?" Empress Xiao asked suspiciously.

"Just cleansing the face, now we need to replenish water." Zhang Miaoke looked at the maid named Yixin, but this time Yixin was unwilling to go there.That stuff is so disgusting, it's worse than killing someone if you put it on your face.

It doesn't matter if Zhang Miaoke looked at her, Empress Xiao just glanced over.This Yixin had no choice but to walk over with the determination to die!
This thing is made with yellow flower sauce and milk honey, which is very effective in moisturizing the face.However, there is a flaw, that is, it must not be used for more than twelve hours. Zhang Miaoke's hand was made in a hurry this morning.

A lot of green and sticky things piled up on Yi Xin's face, and the faces of the maids were even greener than Yi Xin.From the bottom of my heart, I was glad that the empress didn't order them just now, but Yixin didn't think it was bad at this time.A faint aroma of milk filled her nostrils, apparently she couldn't see her face.What virtue is on her face, she doesn't know yet.

After another cup of tea, Zhang Miaoke removed the pile of green things.Another call for clean water, and cleanse Yixin's face with soap.

"Yi Xin, how are you?" Empress Xiao asked eagerly.Because she found that Yi Xin's complexion seemed much better.The whole person seemed to come alive.

"Qi Niangniang, it's very comfortable. The face seems to be soaked in the water now, and the dry feeling just now is not at all."

"Good! Good! Good!" Empress Xiao was overjoyed, she was already the crown of the harem.With this thing, it is simply a god-defying artifact.Look at those ladies and beauties in the palace, what are they fighting with themselves.

"Uh...! The next thing is also for women, please shield the left and right sides." Zhang Miaoke said a little embarrassed.

A queen has the majesty of a queen, and when she comes out, she is always greeted and embraced.There are at least 50 people in the hall now, Zhang Miaoke really didn't have the guts to speak out in front of so many people.What's more, there are guards holding horizontal knives at the door.They are real old men, not those capons.

Empress Xiao was curious, and the people who served her with a wave of her hand withdrew like a tide.In the end, there was only one old servant and eight palace servants left, presumably these were the people close to her, anyway the empress would not be alone with Zhang Miaoke.

"These things are called underwear. Women wear them when they are menstruating. It is not easy to get them everywhere, and it can prevent side leakage with tampons. People in the countryside don't have gold mountains and silver seas, they only have to use their minds to get them." This kind of little thing can relieve the little embarrassment of the ladies in the palace."

What Zhang Miaoke said was simple, but Empress Xiao was overjoyed.There are no underwear these days, and sanitary napkins are unheard of.When women in the palace have menstruation, they can only wear loincloths like men.That thing is bulky and airtight, and the smell can make people stumble every time they are changed.It's okay to wear heavy clothes in winter, but now outsiders can tell at a glance in summer.

Moreover, every time Empress Xiao comes here, the quantity is particularly large, and sometimes the futon is inevitably dirty.Although this is not a big deal, it somewhat damages the queen's dignity.But women throughout the ages have come here like this, and they can only endure the hard work like this.Now that Zhang Miaoke has used this artifact, he naturally wants to try it.

With just one look, the one who was having her period among the eight palace maids walked over.After taking the underwear and sanitary napkin from Zhang Miaoke's hand, he walked behind the screen.After a while, he walked out blushing.

"I report to Empress, this thing is good to use and comfortable to wear. But... but...!"

"But what?" Empress Xiao had never seen her close palace servant speak so hesitantly, so she couldn't help feeling a little puzzled.

"It hurts so much when I tear it off, even the hair sticks off." The palace man's face was as red as a monkey's butt, and his voice was more like a mosquito flapping its wings.That is to say, she followed Empress Xiao since she was a child, otherwise she would not even be able to speak.

"..." Zhang Miaoke's face turned pale all of a sudden, if the queen's hair was glued down, then... what a crime it should be!Zhang Miaoke didn't want to be unlucky because of a hair!

"Well, you Yun Zhang, you actually used such a thing to fool me." Empress Xiao's face became faster than turning the pages of a book, and Zhang Miaoke would be in trouble as soon as her phoenix eyes sharpened.

"Mistress Qi, she... this elder sister of the palace, seems to have used it in reverse...!"

(End of this chapter)