lazy tang

Chapter 250
The bones all over the body are crisp, and the muscles are painful.Open your mouth to take a breath, the bad breath can smoke yourself.My head hurt like it was bursting, and my stomach felt like a fire was burning.No matter how much water I drink, it seems to be floating in my stomach, and I can't extinguish the tormenting flame no matter what.

In my head, the brain seems to be separated from the skull, and I can't walk or move.As long as the head flicks, the world is spinning.The feeling of vomiting would come up immediately, and it couldn't be more appropriate to describe it as life would be worse than death.Finally understood that after drinking too much, Cheng Yaojin always made a fuss about committing suicide because of Mao.

Yunhao was very depressed, and wanted to cherish the memory of his lost friends.To think of myself as almost disabled, the method of distilling wine that I fiddled with.It is purely the process of refining alcohol. The Yun family's so-called steamed wine is actually the product of the failure of refining alcohol.Next time, Yun Hao will not believe the degree they posted on the steamed wine.If you believe in these dogs, you can be wrong for years.

A bowl of warm millet porridge was poured down, and then sprayed out at ten times the speed of swallowing.Even though it was just a pass in the stomach, the smell in the room was still terrible.Even Yunhao himself didn't want to stay with the sour smell.

I don't know why, it seems that my friends are always unlucky recently.The father and son of the Chu family were killed by the eldest grandson Xiaozheng, and an invincible general like Li Yuanba was hacked to death by Yu Juluo.I don't know if it's their misfortune or their own misfortune, because the dead no longer know the pain, but the living are still thinking about it. (Woooo! Lao Long's book was also blocked. I don't know if it's because of his connection with Yunhao.)
Especially when the bits and pieces of the past surfaced in my heart, the feeling of melancholy that cannot be described in words. 16-year-old body, 80-year-old heart.Yun Hao felt that he lived longer than Lin Daiyu, and was still his mother's Lin Daiyu.After lying on the bed for three days, Yunhao finally decided to get up.Nothing else, the dead are dead.Those who are alive have to live their lives, live their lives to the fullest, and die to their sorrows.If this life is lived in memory, then this life is too aggrieved.

When I figured it out, I went out for a walk.Li Er took over the military power of Hu County and became a standard rag man himself.After all, his surname is not Li, and he was thrown aside like snot after using it, which is in line with the characteristics of imperial power in feudal society.The imperial power headed by the emperor is actually a group of extremely selfish people in this world.

You can become friends with them, and you can call them brothers and sisters.It's even okay for them to give you women as godbrothers.But rights, especially the military power that guarantees rights, cannot be shared.Countless examples throughout the ages tell us that whoever moves this thing dies.

Because of tax exemption and war, Hu County is very prosperous.After all, the flames of war have reached Guanzhong. Such a place with no tax burden and no war is really rare.The Li family always wins battles and occupies more and more places.People's hearts will become more and more stable, and prosperity will arise from this.

Yunhao discovered that, in fact, the common people don't care much about the important personnel arrangement of who the emperor is.For them, the emperor was the landlord.They are tenants, as long as the landlord does not exploit the people too much.It's okay not to grab my wife and daughter, as well as the food that can survive.They thought this was a good emperor, and it didn't matter whether the emperor was a landlord surnamed Yang or a landlord surnamed Li.Caring about the food in one's bowl is far more important than caring about who is the emperor.

This is a group of people with very low requirements. As long as there is no tax, they can have a full stomach.There is no market for such things as cooking and freedom these days.Those Weibo big Vs who engage in self-media should be the most insignificant group of people in this era.

The evil on the ground in Hu County thought of Weibo big V, and this generation of big V appeared in front of his eyes.

When Huineng appeared in front of Yunhao, Yunhao didn't recognize him at all.Wearing a fur coat in the cold winter is definitely a treat, and it would be even better if you add an otter fur hat.The whole fox fur scarf is like VIP treatment.But when these things combined and appeared on a monk, Yun Hao still felt extremely uncomfortable.

"Amitabha!" Huineng saluted himself with one palm, and Yun Hao was relieved from the shock.

"That's amazing, my brother! If you become a monk, you don't kill. You can save a lot of lives with this outfit!" Yun Hao circled around Huineng three times, and finally decided that this guy was Huineng.It's not a bald dipper from some family who came out to pretend!

"Hahaha! Life is the beginning of death, and death is the end of life. It's just a stinky skin, and it can be used to make the best use of it if it can give people warmth! It's not in vain for these creatures to come to this world. There is a Buddha in my heart, Even in the forest of wine and meat, you are still practicing." Hui Neng showed his charming smile and winked at the proprietress who passed by the gouache shop.

The proprietress immediately looked like a nympho, and gave Huineng a wink back shyly.Unexpectedly, her man just came back.Seeing this scene, without saying a word, he grabbed the hair and carried the estrous girl into the house.Immediately, there were shouts of shouting and women's screams.

"Is that how you save sentient beings?" Yun Hao asked Huineng with a dark face.What happened just now caused the moral image of religious people to collapse in Yun Hao's heart.

"Hahaha! There are eight sufferings in life, birth, old age, sickness, death, parting from love, long-lasting grievances, inability to ask, and inability to let go. Even a Buddha can only obtain the eight freedoms after passing through three thousand small worlds. How can all living beings be spared. Heaven and Earth It is a furnace, good fortune is a workmanship. Yin and Yang are charcoal, and everything is copper. Let us suffer in this world until you see through the world. Mountains are Buddhas, water is also Buddhas. Wind is Buddhas, clouds are also Buddhas. All living beings, more Everyone is a Buddha."

Divergent thinking, very philosophical discourse.This is simply the only way to fool people, no wonder this guy can become a generation of eminent monks, and is revered as the sixth patriarch of Zen.This monk's skill at fooling people is definitely better than that of Uncle Benshan.If you are told to sit in a wheelchair, you will never be put on a stretcher.Yun Hao felt that he was about to be limped by this monk.

"Last time in the Lanwan Guild Hall, you didn't seem to say that. You said those female benefactors...!"

"Hahaha, it's just for the poor monk to comprehend the Buddha of Huanxi. What's the fuss, if you don't know the joy of life, An's death is pain? If you don't know joy, why is An's lust and restraint?" Hui Neng laughed wildly, but Yun Hao was speechless.This monk can definitely participate in the college debate competition, and he must be a top expert.He even shaved his hair, isn't he a top expert?
"Not bad, not bad! The Great Monk is really good at tricks, and Yun admires it." Yun Hao cupped his hands and looked around.

"Hahaha! Yun...fuck me, what are you doing with that thing?" Hui Neng was overjoyed when he said that Yunhao had been defeated, and was about to continue to be humble when he saw Yunhao pick up a stick.Xiang Huineng smashed down without thinking!

"I can't say no to you, but I like to convince people with virtue!" Discussing philosophical issues with such a master-level magic stick, Yun Hao felt that his brain had been kicked by a donkey.

"You are so convincing people with virtue?" Huineng knew martial arts, and only got hit by a stick, he jumped around to avoid it.While avoiding Yunhao's stick, he can still ask Yunhao questions.

"Yes, this is how I convince people with virtue." Yun Hao immediately threw away the stick when he saw that the weapon was weak.He took off the hand crossbow from the wall, and wound the string as soon as he pulled the trigger.

"Fuck!" Huineng rushed out of the room like a cat whose tail had been trampled upon seeing the hand crossbow.Hui Neng boasted that his martial arts were not high enough to fight against crossbows.

After driving away the eccentric monk, Yunhao felt that he was in a much better mood.Sure enough, bullying talents is the foundation of happiness.

After beating the monk, Li Shentong came to Yunhao's yard soon.This old man is really good, it depends on how he handles the eldest grandson Xiaozheng's affairs.If there is no old man jumping up and down, keep left and right.I have long been chopped into meat stuffing by the eldest grandson's family to make buns.Only Yun Hao knew how powerful the eldest grandson's family was during the early Tang Dynasty.

"I found a talking monk to relieve your boredom. Why are you shooting people with your crossbow? Huineng is a master student of Master Hongren, and he has a deep understanding of Zen. I finally invited you here!" The old man scolded as soon as he entered the door Yunhao, the way Huineng escaped from Yunhao just now was really embarrassing.

"Well! This monk is not bad, at least I feel better after beating him." Yun Hao hung up his hand crossbow and lay down on the leisure chair.Said happily.

"Eh...!" Li Shentong didn't know what to say, and asked Master Huineng to explain his confusion.But this guy beat him up, but said he was in a good mood.Such a guy, Li Shentong has lived for most of his life, not only has he never seen it, but he has never heard of it.

"I knew this monk before, and we drank flower wine together when we were in Jinyang. Therefore, as long as I see him, I don't pay any respect to Buddha."

Li Shentong's eyes widened, my God!The monk went to drink flower wine, very subversive...!
"Don't believe me? You can ask Chai Shao, he was treating guests that day. When I went in, this guy happened to have two eleven or twelve-year-old dolls in his arms, enjoying the happiness of a leather cup. I asked him today, and he still said he didn't understand How can you know why you want to abstain from sex. You say, I will not beat this kind of crooked monk."

"Then you still say that you are in a much better mood?" Li Shentong didn't understand, since he was angry with the monk, why would Mao be in a better mood.

"I don't know, anyway, after beating him with a stick, I feel much better. My body seems to feel a lot more comfortable. If there are any troublesome things in the future, I will catch this monk and beat him up."

Huineng, who was eavesdropping outside the window, turned his head and left, making up his mind to run away as soon as he saw Yunhao.

"According to what you said, this monk should be beaten. You don't know how much you have messed up this time, and even the eldest brother doesn't know how to deal with it. Now Chang'an has not captured, and this happened. You let Brother is scratching his head!" Li Shentong was also lying on the Happy Chair, shaking each other.If this scene is seen by those old guys who are still kneeling on the futon, they will definitely vomit blood.

"Everyone is dead, so what can I do? He killed my brother, so I can't take revenge. Although the eldest grandson's family is powerful, it can't stop me from taking revenge for my brother. Since the lord is in trouble, then I will go back to Jinyang. Official position I don't want it, and I don't want credit. Go home and be a rich man.

Don't say anything about disposing of me, my lord won't do that.If you want to deal with me, the second son should have a warrant when he comes.You know, he is the son-in-law of the eldest grandson's family, so it's only natural for him to do this. "

"Sharp teeth! But I don't know why you can't say that you can't be a monk, but you have this attitude. You are only as old as you are, and you will have the title that you will have in the official position. You have only been dormant for two years after returning to Jinyang. At your age I can't afford to wait. Eldest brother has difficulties with elder brother, please be considerate of him." Li Shentong glanced at Yun Hao, seeing his calm and calm appearance.It is known that Yunhao has made up his mind, and he has played to this point with the way of choosing and choosing at a young age.If it is longer, I don't know what kind of monster it will be.

"The second young master should already be planning for Chang'an. As long as the roads in Chang'an city are clear, I will go back to Jinyang. I haven't hugged the baby well, so I followed Chai Shao to this Chang'an city. After a long time, my brother's life is at stake. I went in. I made enemies and made a lot of trouble. I don't even know why this trip to Chang'an was so unlucky.

Chang'an seems to be at odds with me.It's right to come less in the future!But this time I still have to thank you for your maintenance, this love Yunhao will remember. " Yunhao stood up, and solemnly bowed to Li Shentong. As an elder, the old man is a good person and deserves Yunhao's respect.

"Hey! You're a cunning boy. What's the point of being an official? I'm here, Sanyatou and Erlang are here. Whoever dares to bully you in Jinyang, we will put him in a dilemma. Not to mention, the eldest brother is very important. You, you boy is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and it is expected that you will become a humerus minister and a border official in the future." Seeing Yun Hao's solemnity, Li Shentong also sat up straight.Think about Yunhao's hard work during this period, but in the end nothing was left behind.Can't help but say comfort!

"Don't you, kid's biggest wish is to spend the rest of the decades of his life as a fool. If I have time, I won't go to court to fight with those people. I would rather lie at home and marry A bunch of wives, and then a lot of babies, I envy those guys who create a nation by themselves. I am going to fight for this great goal for the rest of my life. Even if I die, I will not hesitate." Yun Hao put his face on Hold your head up 45 degrees and act like an aspiring young man.

"Nonsense!" Li Shentong slapped Yunhao, but there was a smile on his face.Because he could see that Yun Hao didn't care about this setback in Chang'an.Hundred-smelting fine steel is forged, and there is no harm in wasting a little time for young people.

"Erlang will raise troops to besiege Yongfeng warehouse in the future. If you are free, go and have a look. This battle is almost over, and it is estimated that this may be the last battle." Li Shentong leaned back on the Xiaoyao chair again, and Said self-consciously.

(End of this chapter)