lazy tang
Chapter 515 Pig Brain
Chapter 515 Pig Brain
Yuchi Nan and Yu Chi Bei walked towards the young man with a grin, and hadn't encountered such a stubborn stubble for many years.He is still a young man, so he must be abolished today.Otherwise, it would be another big trouble for him to seek revenge when he grows up.
Zhuozhou mutiny, the news of Luo Yi's death reached the ears of the two brothers.Without saying a word, they immediately abandoned their soldiers and fled.They also know that because of their outstanding stature and the fact that they offend many people when they are proud.Wanting to abscond is basically a dream.
After much deliberation, they decisively invested in the palace of King Lu Li Yuanchang.As the Prince of the Tang Dynasty, protecting them is naturally a trivial matter.This time was the first time to come out with King Lu, and it was time to show off his skills.
The two were about to step forward and destroy the young man.All of a sudden, they felt a bad wind blowing from behind them. Years of licking blood had tempered their incomparably alert nerves.With almost no time to react, the two of them rolled on the spot to avoid the things flying behind them.
"Boom" The dust was flying in all directions, fluttering in the afterglow of the setting sun.The pine table on the street stall was smashed to pieces.
After seeing clearly what landed on the ground, Yuchinan and Yuchibei immediately drew out the horizontal knife.It was nothing but the fat female sumo wrestler who hit it.This girl weighs more than 200 kilograms, what kind of monster can use her as a hidden weapon?
Holding the horizontal knife, he turned around and looked over, only then did he see the person in front of him clearly.The two looked at each other, and said secretly: No wonder.They recognized the guy with the mace on the opposite side, and they were considered old acquaintances.Xiong Kuo Hai, why is this guy here.According to the legend, didn't he marry that hairless Hou Ye?Oh no.That kid is now the prince of the country!
"Yu Chi Nan, Yu Chi Bei. I didn't expect your brothers to be here. What's the point of bullying a young man. Let's make gestures. We haven't had a decent opponent for many years, and our hands are itchy." Xiong Kuohai held a steel mace in his hand , said with a smirk.
Ever since the battle with Xue Rengao, Xiong Kuohai fell in love with the mace as a weapon.Not only is it powerful, but it is also surrounded by barbs.It has the ability to strike in a circle, and it can bring down two taels of meat with just one stick.This root was specially invited to be made by a general in the army, and he selected iron from the Western Regions.The whole body is made of pure steel and the whole body is dark. It is really the best weapon for murder and robbery.Let's open this new weapon today!
Yuchinan and Yuchibei saw Xiong Kuohai here, and secretly called out bad luck.In terms of martial arts, they are not afraid of the majestic sea.Anyone who can practice martial arts knows that one force can defeat ten meetings.Even if Luo Cheng saw Xiong Kuo Hai's brute force, he would be terrified.Not to mention the two brothers!Look at the horizontal knife in his hand, and then look at the dark mace in Xiong Kuohai's hand.I'm afraid that just one blow can break the horizontal knife in my hand.
"Xiong Kuo Hai, our brother and you will not interfere with each other. The road faces the sky and each side goes...!"
"I'm going to offend you today, how?" Before Yu Chinan could finish speaking, Xiong Kuohai interrupted impatiently.Those scenes are the most unnutritious, and they are purely a waste of time.Seeing that the sky is getting dark, it is a serious matter to stay and eat.
"You...!" Yuchinan and Yuchibei never expected that Xiong Kuohai would be so shameless.He was so angry for a while, but he didn't wait for them to scold back.The mace in Xiong Kuohai's hand has already been smashed!
The distance between the two sides was more than ten feet, but Xiong Kuohai rushed forward.In an instant, they were in front of the two brothers, and the mace in their hands was blown by the wind, and the hood fell off.
"Dang" Yu Chinan hurriedly blocked with the horizontal knife in his hand, but the horizontal knife in his hand touched Xiong Kuohai's mace.Immediately, he was knocked flying out, the tiger's mouth was torn wide open, and the donated blood gushed out immediately.
Seeing that his elder brother suffered a disadvantage, Yu Chibei slashed towards Xiong Kuo Hai's waist with the horizontal knife in his hand like lightning.I originally thought of forcing Xiong Kuo Hai to recruit, but I never thought of it.Xiong Kuohai didn't dodge or dodge, and let the horizontal knife cut on his waist.
There was another sound of "dang", and the sharp horizontal knife cut on Xiong Kuo Hai's waist.But it didn't bring any harm to Xiong Kuohai. The protective power of the Yun family's armor is not covered.The sharp horizontal knife left a clear cut on it, but it didn't break through the armor.As a matter of fact, the best armor in Datang came from the Yun family, which has already formed a consensus.In Chang'an, the armor of the Yun family has always been worth a thousand pieces of gold, even if it is like this, it is still hard to find.
Things with a good reputation have always had reasons for their success.
"Hey!" Xiong Kuohai laughed, Yuchibei's moves were already used up, and it was impossible to draw a knife again.Xiong Kuohai swung the mace in his hand and smashed it on Yuchibei's arm.
"Ah...!" With the sound of "click", Yu Chibei's arm bent in a strange posture.Small pieces of minced meat hang from the sharp barbs on the mace.The donated blood poured out of several blood holes, soaking the sleeves all at once.
All of this is a matter of lightning and flint, and some bystanders have not yet reacted.Seeing Yuchibei, who was still in high spirits just now, he was already screaming and backing away.Yu Chinan picked up a bench beside him, swung it round and hit Xiong Kuohai on the head.
The bench made of jujube wood was smashed to pieces.The shattered wood stubbles scattered in all directions, and one piece even hit Yunhao's body.
The chest still shook his head, as if nothing happened.Lifting his foot, he kicked Yuchinan upside down and flew upside down. He was still in the air, and the boss spurted out a mouthful of blood.He knocked down several roadside stalls in a row, and the air show was not stopped until it hit the wall.
After landing, he vomited blood profusely, and more than one rib must have been broken.Yun Hao thought that even if this Mr. Yu Chinan survived by luck, his life would be considered wasted.
Howling, Yuchibei threw himself in front of his elder brother, took out something from his bosom, and randomly stuffed it into Yuchinan's innermost part.
From the moment Xiong Kuo Hai appeared, Li Yuanchang's face turned pale.He recognized Xiong Kuo Hai, so there was no way that this bear-like figure would attract attention wherever he walked.It wasn't once or twice that Yunhao brought this thing to court. Xiong Kuohai's figure was so eye-catching among the guards waiting at the gate of the palace that it was hard not to recognize him.
Yun Hao ignored Brother Yuchi who was crying so hard, he walked away from the crowd and walked up to Li Yuanchang.He looked Li Yuanchang up and down, "You are such a guy, you dare to do this. Are you full?"
Seeing the appearance of Xiongkuohai, Li Yuanchang felt like a little rabbit in his heart.He knew Yun Hao's status in Datang too well, he was a person who could not be messed with when he was in Jinyang Qiandi.Not to mention Li Yuanchang, even Li Yuangui was beaten once or twice.
Back then when he was Lord Marquis, he dared to beat the prince.Now that he is the Duke of the state, why not abolish him as the King of Lu?Thinking of Yunhao's method, Li Yuanchang's calf twisted.I really haven't seen Huang Li when I went out today, how did I meet him.At this time, shouldn't he be fighting in the northwest?
"Your fiefdom has been ruined by you, and now you have come to Xianyang to be a monster!" Li Daoyan walked out, followed by Li Chengqian.
Seeing Li Daoyan and Li Chengqian, Li Yuanchang's face turned paler.Although Li Chengqian was a generation behind him, his status was honorable.Li Daoyan is older than him, and now he is also the king of the county.Although the title is lower than him, but he is older than him.Wherever he went, Li Yuanchang had to call his brother.
"Ninth brother, you...you...why are you here. Brother...brother...!" Li Yuanchang stumbled, unable to even complete a sentence.He wanted to grow a pair of wings right now, and it would be best if he could fly to the sky.
"I said Yuanchang, the older brother can't protect you from what happened today. Duke Chu and the prince are watching here. So many people are watching too. As an elder brother, I can't break the law. My father is in charge of Zong Zhengqing. Now Escort you to the Chang'an Clan Mansion and hand it over to my father." Li Daoyan took out his elder brother's airs and said with his chin raised.
"Ninth brother...! You, can you be a master and let me go a little bit! I will repay you for my kindness in the future!" Li Yuanchang's face flushed as if he was constipated.
"Brother, there are so many blind people! This world belongs to our Li family, but you can't do it like this. Last month Wei Zheng said in the Taiji Hall that the people are boats for the water and society. Your Majesty thinks so! Just You're so good, this boat won't let you capsize. Don't say it, someone came to arrest the king of Lu. Those bastards broke their legs, and ordered the Xianyang order to use the name Jiajia, and displayed them in front of the Xianyang government yamen. "
As soon as Li Daoyan finished speaking, a group of burly men rushed out from behind.Holding a sheathed horizontal knife in his hand, he smashed the legs of those evil slave guards.The "click" sound of bones breaking and the screams of screams can be heard endlessly.
This place is not far from the Xianyang government office, and there have been servants watching from a distance.They dare not intervene in a case of this level.Not to mention them, even Xianyang Ling is hiding in the government office now?
Xiong Kuohai is tall, and he can see those shrinking yamen servants from a distance.He waved to the servants, but no matter how he waved, those guys just shrank back and dared not come over.
No way, Xiong Kuo Hai came over.He picked up what seemed to be his head and put it under his armpit, returned to Li Daoyan, and threw it on the ground.
"Your Majesty, forgive me! Your Majesty, forgive me! The villain really dare not offend His Royal Highness King Lu!" The yamen servant hurriedly saluted with a bitter face.Those who dare to arrest the prince are definitely not good at fault.
"You don't need to ask what Gu's identity is, and you don't deserve to know. These people were sent to the gate of the yamen, and they were publicized under the name Jiajia for three days." Li Chengqian said with his small chest up.Li Yuanchang was a generation older than him and he couldn't deal with them, but the dignified prince would definitely have no problem dealing with these slaves.
Yun Hao curled his lips helplessly, claiming to be lonely and not letting others ask.In these years, is there any child who dares to be called an orphan?
"My lord, the villain obeys my orders. But when Mr. Yin asks, what does the villain say...!"
"You just say it's taught by the prince, idiot!" Yun Hao kicked the yamen servant fiercely. He looked clever but had a pig's head.
(End of this chapter)
Yuchi Nan and Yu Chi Bei walked towards the young man with a grin, and hadn't encountered such a stubborn stubble for many years.He is still a young man, so he must be abolished today.Otherwise, it would be another big trouble for him to seek revenge when he grows up.
Zhuozhou mutiny, the news of Luo Yi's death reached the ears of the two brothers.Without saying a word, they immediately abandoned their soldiers and fled.They also know that because of their outstanding stature and the fact that they offend many people when they are proud.Wanting to abscond is basically a dream.
After much deliberation, they decisively invested in the palace of King Lu Li Yuanchang.As the Prince of the Tang Dynasty, protecting them is naturally a trivial matter.This time was the first time to come out with King Lu, and it was time to show off his skills.
The two were about to step forward and destroy the young man.All of a sudden, they felt a bad wind blowing from behind them. Years of licking blood had tempered their incomparably alert nerves.With almost no time to react, the two of them rolled on the spot to avoid the things flying behind them.
"Boom" The dust was flying in all directions, fluttering in the afterglow of the setting sun.The pine table on the street stall was smashed to pieces.
After seeing clearly what landed on the ground, Yuchinan and Yuchibei immediately drew out the horizontal knife.It was nothing but the fat female sumo wrestler who hit it.This girl weighs more than 200 kilograms, what kind of monster can use her as a hidden weapon?
Holding the horizontal knife, he turned around and looked over, only then did he see the person in front of him clearly.The two looked at each other, and said secretly: No wonder.They recognized the guy with the mace on the opposite side, and they were considered old acquaintances.Xiong Kuo Hai, why is this guy here.According to the legend, didn't he marry that hairless Hou Ye?Oh no.That kid is now the prince of the country!
"Yu Chi Nan, Yu Chi Bei. I didn't expect your brothers to be here. What's the point of bullying a young man. Let's make gestures. We haven't had a decent opponent for many years, and our hands are itchy." Xiong Kuohai held a steel mace in his hand , said with a smirk.
Ever since the battle with Xue Rengao, Xiong Kuohai fell in love with the mace as a weapon.Not only is it powerful, but it is also surrounded by barbs.It has the ability to strike in a circle, and it can bring down two taels of meat with just one stick.This root was specially invited to be made by a general in the army, and he selected iron from the Western Regions.The whole body is made of pure steel and the whole body is dark. It is really the best weapon for murder and robbery.Let's open this new weapon today!
Yuchinan and Yuchibei saw Xiong Kuohai here, and secretly called out bad luck.In terms of martial arts, they are not afraid of the majestic sea.Anyone who can practice martial arts knows that one force can defeat ten meetings.Even if Luo Cheng saw Xiong Kuo Hai's brute force, he would be terrified.Not to mention the two brothers!Look at the horizontal knife in his hand, and then look at the dark mace in Xiong Kuohai's hand.I'm afraid that just one blow can break the horizontal knife in my hand.
"Xiong Kuo Hai, our brother and you will not interfere with each other. The road faces the sky and each side goes...!"
"I'm going to offend you today, how?" Before Yu Chinan could finish speaking, Xiong Kuohai interrupted impatiently.Those scenes are the most unnutritious, and they are purely a waste of time.Seeing that the sky is getting dark, it is a serious matter to stay and eat.
"You...!" Yuchinan and Yuchibei never expected that Xiong Kuohai would be so shameless.He was so angry for a while, but he didn't wait for them to scold back.The mace in Xiong Kuohai's hand has already been smashed!
The distance between the two sides was more than ten feet, but Xiong Kuohai rushed forward.In an instant, they were in front of the two brothers, and the mace in their hands was blown by the wind, and the hood fell off.
"Dang" Yu Chinan hurriedly blocked with the horizontal knife in his hand, but the horizontal knife in his hand touched Xiong Kuohai's mace.Immediately, he was knocked flying out, the tiger's mouth was torn wide open, and the donated blood gushed out immediately.
Seeing that his elder brother suffered a disadvantage, Yu Chibei slashed towards Xiong Kuo Hai's waist with the horizontal knife in his hand like lightning.I originally thought of forcing Xiong Kuo Hai to recruit, but I never thought of it.Xiong Kuohai didn't dodge or dodge, and let the horizontal knife cut on his waist.
There was another sound of "dang", and the sharp horizontal knife cut on Xiong Kuo Hai's waist.But it didn't bring any harm to Xiong Kuohai. The protective power of the Yun family's armor is not covered.The sharp horizontal knife left a clear cut on it, but it didn't break through the armor.As a matter of fact, the best armor in Datang came from the Yun family, which has already formed a consensus.In Chang'an, the armor of the Yun family has always been worth a thousand pieces of gold, even if it is like this, it is still hard to find.
Things with a good reputation have always had reasons for their success.
"Hey!" Xiong Kuohai laughed, Yuchibei's moves were already used up, and it was impossible to draw a knife again.Xiong Kuohai swung the mace in his hand and smashed it on Yuchibei's arm.
"Ah...!" With the sound of "click", Yu Chibei's arm bent in a strange posture.Small pieces of minced meat hang from the sharp barbs on the mace.The donated blood poured out of several blood holes, soaking the sleeves all at once.
All of this is a matter of lightning and flint, and some bystanders have not yet reacted.Seeing Yuchibei, who was still in high spirits just now, he was already screaming and backing away.Yu Chinan picked up a bench beside him, swung it round and hit Xiong Kuohai on the head.
The bench made of jujube wood was smashed to pieces.The shattered wood stubbles scattered in all directions, and one piece even hit Yunhao's body.
The chest still shook his head, as if nothing happened.Lifting his foot, he kicked Yuchinan upside down and flew upside down. He was still in the air, and the boss spurted out a mouthful of blood.He knocked down several roadside stalls in a row, and the air show was not stopped until it hit the wall.
After landing, he vomited blood profusely, and more than one rib must have been broken.Yun Hao thought that even if this Mr. Yu Chinan survived by luck, his life would be considered wasted.
Howling, Yuchibei threw himself in front of his elder brother, took out something from his bosom, and randomly stuffed it into Yuchinan's innermost part.
From the moment Xiong Kuo Hai appeared, Li Yuanchang's face turned pale.He recognized Xiong Kuo Hai, so there was no way that this bear-like figure would attract attention wherever he walked.It wasn't once or twice that Yunhao brought this thing to court. Xiong Kuohai's figure was so eye-catching among the guards waiting at the gate of the palace that it was hard not to recognize him.
Yun Hao ignored Brother Yuchi who was crying so hard, he walked away from the crowd and walked up to Li Yuanchang.He looked Li Yuanchang up and down, "You are such a guy, you dare to do this. Are you full?"
Seeing the appearance of Xiongkuohai, Li Yuanchang felt like a little rabbit in his heart.He knew Yun Hao's status in Datang too well, he was a person who could not be messed with when he was in Jinyang Qiandi.Not to mention Li Yuanchang, even Li Yuangui was beaten once or twice.
Back then when he was Lord Marquis, he dared to beat the prince.Now that he is the Duke of the state, why not abolish him as the King of Lu?Thinking of Yunhao's method, Li Yuanchang's calf twisted.I really haven't seen Huang Li when I went out today, how did I meet him.At this time, shouldn't he be fighting in the northwest?
"Your fiefdom has been ruined by you, and now you have come to Xianyang to be a monster!" Li Daoyan walked out, followed by Li Chengqian.
Seeing Li Daoyan and Li Chengqian, Li Yuanchang's face turned paler.Although Li Chengqian was a generation behind him, his status was honorable.Li Daoyan is older than him, and now he is also the king of the county.Although the title is lower than him, but he is older than him.Wherever he went, Li Yuanchang had to call his brother.
"Ninth brother, you...you...why are you here. Brother...brother...!" Li Yuanchang stumbled, unable to even complete a sentence.He wanted to grow a pair of wings right now, and it would be best if he could fly to the sky.
"I said Yuanchang, the older brother can't protect you from what happened today. Duke Chu and the prince are watching here. So many people are watching too. As an elder brother, I can't break the law. My father is in charge of Zong Zhengqing. Now Escort you to the Chang'an Clan Mansion and hand it over to my father." Li Daoyan took out his elder brother's airs and said with his chin raised.
"Ninth brother...! You, can you be a master and let me go a little bit! I will repay you for my kindness in the future!" Li Yuanchang's face flushed as if he was constipated.
"Brother, there are so many blind people! This world belongs to our Li family, but you can't do it like this. Last month Wei Zheng said in the Taiji Hall that the people are boats for the water and society. Your Majesty thinks so! Just You're so good, this boat won't let you capsize. Don't say it, someone came to arrest the king of Lu. Those bastards broke their legs, and ordered the Xianyang order to use the name Jiajia, and displayed them in front of the Xianyang government yamen. "
As soon as Li Daoyan finished speaking, a group of burly men rushed out from behind.Holding a sheathed horizontal knife in his hand, he smashed the legs of those evil slave guards.The "click" sound of bones breaking and the screams of screams can be heard endlessly.
This place is not far from the Xianyang government office, and there have been servants watching from a distance.They dare not intervene in a case of this level.Not to mention them, even Xianyang Ling is hiding in the government office now?
Xiong Kuohai is tall, and he can see those shrinking yamen servants from a distance.He waved to the servants, but no matter how he waved, those guys just shrank back and dared not come over.
No way, Xiong Kuo Hai came over.He picked up what seemed to be his head and put it under his armpit, returned to Li Daoyan, and threw it on the ground.
"Your Majesty, forgive me! Your Majesty, forgive me! The villain really dare not offend His Royal Highness King Lu!" The yamen servant hurriedly saluted with a bitter face.Those who dare to arrest the prince are definitely not good at fault.
"You don't need to ask what Gu's identity is, and you don't deserve to know. These people were sent to the gate of the yamen, and they were publicized under the name Jiajia for three days." Li Chengqian said with his small chest up.Li Yuanchang was a generation older than him and he couldn't deal with them, but the dignified prince would definitely have no problem dealing with these slaves.
Yun Hao curled his lips helplessly, claiming to be lonely and not letting others ask.In these years, is there any child who dares to be called an orphan?
"My lord, the villain obeys my orders. But when Mr. Yin asks, what does the villain say...!"
"You just say it's taught by the prince, idiot!" Yun Hao kicked the yamen servant fiercely. He looked clever but had a pig's head.
(End of this chapter)
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