lazy tang

Chapter 526 The big man is here

Tian Khan's hat was firmly put on his head by Li Er, and all nations in the world are their subjects. After burning their watches to heaven and earth, against the will of God, the rebellious Kang Jiaoli was beheaded and abandoned. There is still a chance, and the foreign race who only pretends to get a large reward is extremely panicked.

Jieli’s demonstration effect is very good. In the early May of the fourth year of Zhenguan, the entire Chang’an City was sprinkled with clean water, and the loess was used to line the roads. Even the construction site of Qujiangfang, which has reached the end of construction these days, was closed for one day. This is the posture of the emperor’s official travel. , It’s been a few years since I’ve done this. The emperor always said that it’s only for him to spend his life and money. It’s not something a good emperor should do. But now he’s doing it in a big way, and he even ordered that lanterns and festoons can be put on at night, and the curfew is late. Two hours.The citizens of Chang'an couldn't help talking about it, but I don't know why. .

Wu Guogong Feng An, grandson of Gaoliang prefect Feng Bao and Qiao Guo's wife Mrs. Xian, son of Shilong prefect Feng Pu.The famous warlord who occupies Guangdong, Guangxi and Lingnan all the year round!In Guangzhou, people don't know who the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty is, but they know Mrs. Xian's grandson Feng An.

Perhaps seeing the tragic situation after Xieli was attacked and destroyed, Feng An decided to bow his head to Li Er.In order to show his sincerity of being willing to be a younger brother, Feng An came to Chang'an in person to pay homage to Li Er, the leader of the Tang Empire.

Yun Hao also thought that no amount of courtesy received by Feng An's family was too much. At the end of the Sui Dynasty, this brave and skilled general had already controlled two thousand miles of land, surpassing Zhao Tuo in the Han Dynasty. Someone persuaded him to take advantage of Li Tang. Taking advantage of the unsteady opportunity, he followed Zhao Tuo's example and established himself as the king of Baiyue, but was bluntly repelled by this extremely wise general.

Madam Xian's descendants will naturally not do anything to split China.Although Baiyue belongs to barbarians, it is also the homeland of China.People like Zhao Tuo will always be cast aside by the world.

To deal with local warlords, Li Er's method is very simple.Carrot and stick, quite a bit of Uncle Sam.

As soon as Feng An arrived in the capital, his status was confirmed.Wu Guogong, Shangzhu State, the governor of Gaozhou.The land is in the hands of others, and it is impossible not to let others manage it.

Given the carrot, naturally there must be a big stick.Li Er's big stick is the Nanshan Proving Ground.

Li Er believes that it is very necessary for Feng An to experience the power of gunpowder weapons and kerosene weapons.

"This is my Duke Chu of the Tang Dynasty. He made all these things. Let him explain it to you!" Li Er introduced it to Yun Hao and Feng An with a smile.In fact, I have seen it at the banquet yesterday. I don't know if Li Er forgot or did it on purpose, so he introduced it again.

"Mr. Chu is young and promising. My Zhidai is older than you, but he has a playful temperament." Feng Anpu slapped Yunhao's back with his big hand like a fan, making Yunhao look like a boat in a storm Same.Yun Hao really hates this fucking way of showing intimacy.Just compare me to your son when you come up, this old guy takes advantage of me.

Yun Hao thought viciously!

"The kerosene bomb is mainly used to burn and kill the enemy. It is best used to guard the city gate or the gap in the city wall. During the Battle of Shuofang, I used the kerosene bomb to kill and wound nearly [-] Turkic soldiers. Burnt corpses Surrounding Shuofang City, the stench of corpses persists for three years."

"It turns out that Duke Chu is also a hero on the battlefield, please release it for the old man to watch." Hearing Yun Hao's introduction, Feng An's eyes towards Yun Hao changed a little.The dude who thought he won the title only by relying on Mengyin, but unexpectedly he is also a warrior on the battlefield.He had heard about the battle of the Turks in Shuofang, but he did not expect that it was fought by the young man in front of him.

However, he always doubted the water in the battle of Shuofang in his heart. Thinking about it, maybe Li Er exaggerated on purpose.Let's take a look first, what is the power of a kerosene bomb?

"Don't worry! Don't worry! Let me introduce this gunpowder bomb to Mr. Wu again!

The compatibility of gunpowder and ammunition is very complicated, so I won't talk about it here.Today's gunpowder bullets have been improved several times, and finally determined to use hard wood as the shell.The inside of the hardwood is brushed with isinglass and glued with many steel balls and iron nails.After igniting, throw it with a trebuchet.Explosions on water are still very powerful.

According to the weight ratio, it is heavy one hundred catties respectively.Fifty catties of medium-sized gunpowder bombs and twenty catties of small gunpowder shells.No matter how small it is, it is a five-jin grenade.This kind is thrown out by people and is suitable for individual soldiers.Now, let's demonstrate to Mr. Wu a one-hundred-jin heavy gunpowder bomb.Please, Duke Chu, go down to the bunker! "

"Oh, why did you go down there?" Feng An asked with interest.

"The throwing weight of the trebuchet is limited, and a hundred catties of gunpowder is too heavy. So, it can't be thrown very far. The distance is too close, and I'm afraid that Wu Gong and His Majesty will be injured." Wen Daya felt that Yun Hao was about to play tricks, and quickly persuaded him.

"Wu Gong, the power of this thing is really astonishing, let's follow the good example!" Seeing that Feng An was unwilling to go down into the bunker, Li Er took the lead and walked in.

Yun Hao smiled and blinked at Xiong Kuo Hai beside the trebuchet, and followed Li Er into it.Seeing Li Er go in, Feng An reluctantly followed.But the four words rebellious and rebellious were written all over her face!

Yun Haosai gave Li Er a pair of earplugs, and everyone else had seen the demonstration.They also covered their ears and opened their mouths, only Feng An didn't know.Yun Hao seems to have forgotten this when he patronizes Li Er, who is busy.

There was a sound of "Boom", it is no exaggeration to describe it as a thunderbolt from the blue.These bastards definitely lowered the range by more than fifty steps.The huge sound wave was wrapped in billowing smoke and dust, and rushed towards the bunker.

Feng An, who leaned over the viewing port to get a better look, was the first to get caught, his face covered in dust.The eyes were still dazzled by the dust, and the tears couldn't stop streaming down.

"Wu Gong! Wu Gong!" Yun Hao patted Feng An's back as a gesture of comfort.

"What?" Feng An's voice was very loud, almost yelling.Feng Zhidai behind him also looked at Yunhao with a confused face, and his ears were still straining towards Yunhao's direction.

If you want to know with your butt, the ears of these two are deaf.Of course it is temporary, if Yun Hao dares to deaf Feng Ang.Not everyone can lose weight because of Li Er's violent temper.

"Your Majesty! Duke Chu is messing around a bit!" Changsun Shunde said worriedly.

"No problem! Let Mr. Wu have a correct understanding of gunpowder weapons." Changsun Wuji said with a smile.This clan uncle still couldn't let go of that little thing, and he never forgot to give the Yun family some bad medicine.Just looking at Li Er's expression, you can tell that Li Er has a positive attitude towards Yun Hao's actions.

There is almost no need to carry out the next experiment, because Feng An's temporary deafness cannot be recovered in an hour or two.

Now that we have arrived at the academy, we have to taste the meals of the academy.Feng An's other son, Feng Zhiyong, came to the dining hall.Said that his father has a thick mouth and eats everything, and it is best to have a portion of the delicious food in the academy.These are endured, after all, he is a great hero who safeguards the unity of the motherland.But you said that a bucket of rice is too much for a meal, you have a big fucking stomach, you can eat a bucket of rice for a meal.That's a human, or a pig!

Yun Hao thoughtfully prepared meals for Feng An, in order to take care of Wu Guogong.Expensive peppers are specially used and used in large quantities.

The cooks of Yun's family are very skilled, and the dishes on the table are wonderful.Every dish is extremely spicy, but it is so addictive.The owner said that if each dish has less than one or two peppers, please come and see me.

It's okay to come to Lao Tzu's academy to cause trouble, and even use Lao Tzu as your son as a metaphor.Today I will let you know whether the food in the Yun family is delicious or not.

It is worthy of being the leader of the army, after experiencing a short period of pain.Feng An fell in love with chili almost immediately, and yelled at Yunhao for chili.

For this kind of request, Yun Hao naturally followed suit.However, when Mr. Feng came out, his voice like a bull's roar was out of Yunhao's consideration.

After the disaster was over for the Yun family, Li Er returned home with a large group of minions.No matter who it is, they don't want the emperor to live at home.Except for the Yun family, no one even dared to keep His Majesty the Emperor for dinner.It's just a bad stomach, and I don't know how many people's heads will fall.

"Son! Did you see Feng An?" Zhao asked immediately when she saw her son come back.

"I see, tall and strong sitting there looks like a mountain of meat. With your son, it's not a problem to crush three or two to death." Yun Hao said helplessly.

The old lady knew about Feng An, not because Feng An maintained the unification of the Tang Dynasty.If there is no bloodshed, let the land of ten states in the south of the Lingnan belong to Datang.It's because Feng An has thirty sons, all of whom are crazy about their grandsons.Every time she sees those unworthy wives of the Yun family, Mrs. Zhao sighs once.Four women, only one son.The other is pregnant, and the gender is not yet known.

The Yun family has too few children, Feng An alone has thirty sons.Daughters are married everywhere, the oldest has become a grandmother, and the youngest has not yet left the court.

"I didn't ask, does the Feng family have any secret recipes? If the Feng family has one, we can discuss any changes we want. He has thirty sons."

"Mother! One person has so many sons, is it a family or a nest of mice.

Isn't Wanwan pregnant?The number of children in our family will gradually increase. Four women are enough for your son.At that time, our family will have many children, so don't be annoyed. "

"Of the four women, one of them can't give birth. But you are still with me every day, and Yuan'er and Miao Ke are getting older. Yiniang said, you should marry two more. The old lady of the Pei family came yesterday, Said it was Miss Nineteen from his family...!"

"Mom! The boy didn't eat cleanly in the academy today, and his stomach hurts badly." When Yun Hao heard this, he had one head and two big ones.I'm not an adulterer like Liu Hongji, so I need to recruit women into my house every day.

The Yun family is a big family in Chang'an, and there are often noble ladies in and out of the house.Many times, he brought young girls into the back house.

Theoretically speaking, all the women in a back house belong to the male master.When a woman from another family enters the back house, there is no reason for her to be raped.This is the naked temptation. In order to sneak into Yun's family, he doesn't even want face.

(End of this chapter)