lazy tang

Chapter 636 Snobbery

Yunhao finally knows what it means to live a hard life, a son of a dragon and a grandson of a phoenix.Li Er's biological son, his grandfather was the famous Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang.Everyone thought that he would live a rich life, but so what?Under the squeeze of two powerful brothers, survival has become a huge problem.

There is something called scarce resources in this world. When you have these scarce resources, you will find that competition is everywhere.In order to obtain precious scarce resources, people will not hesitate to show the most despicable side of human nature.No matter old friends, friends, even husband and wife, brothers, father and son.

Suddenly Yunhao remembered Li Yuan's words, "My sons kill each other, your descendants will bleed like rivers." In the Hall of Martial Virtue, Li Yuan's angry voice seemed to be still echoing.Li Er's sons couldn't wait to start fighting for the throne.It has only been a few years in peace, and Li Er is only 37 years old this year.If the normal trend of history is followed, he will live for more than ten years.

The wheel of history is rolling forward, and no one can stop his progress.And after the rut, there will be countless plots, killings, and the most nasty and despicable things in human nature.True feelings are a scarce species at any time, so those novels about love will be popular.Because these things can make up for people's untouchable desires in reality.

Whoever hurts the child, the child playing with the panda in the yard is the one I care about.As for Li Ke, he can only ask his omnipotent father for help.I can't and dare not take care of the affairs of Li Er's family.I didn't see Changsun Wuji pretending to be blind in the face of the open and secret fights between his two nephews, what kind of green onion is he.

After rejecting Li Chengqian and Li Tai's solicitation, as well as Li Ke's request for help.Yunhao's life is more leisurely, and Yunhao likes this kind of life very much.There is nothing more comfortable than snuggling up under a warm blanket on a cold winter morning.If there is, it means that there are several wives around to take turns to wait on them.Some days, Yunhao didn't even leave the house all day.

However, there are not many things to relieve boredom these days, except playing chess and playing mahjong and poker.The most practical thing is to scratch at the mouth. The majestic Chu Guogong has long said goodbye to the days of cooking himself.Now the cooking skills of the Yun family are very good, Li Er's imperial cooks are all his disciples.When I have a business break, I will come to visit the master with a gift, and learn a few more skills by the way.

The leisurely days passed quickly, and when the family was full of joy and posted New Year pictures and couplets, Yun Hao realized that the first month was approaching.Yuan Ri went to the palace to pay New Year's greetings to Li Er as usual, as a courtier Yun Hao has always been very considerate in etiquette.Zhang Miaoke was invited by the eldest grandson, and usually the eldest grandson and Zhang Miaoke would conspire for a long time at this time.Let's see what other businesses the Tang Empire has that can make these two landowners earn money.Of course, the way to make money is through cooperation.The eldest grandson gives power, and the Yun family gives wisdom.With the help of Quan Quan, the Yun family has never lacked wisdom.

Money is always able to touch people's hearts, even the eldest grandson of the Empress Dowager is no exception.Li Er's huge harem needs expenses, and the burden on her shoulders is also heavy.Now the inner government not only has to provide for the expenses of Li Er's wife and children, but also bears the expenses of some projects funded by Li Er.For example, the giant ship that Li Wenzhong built for Li Er in the south of the Yangtze River, after seeing the blueprint, Yun Hao felt that there was no problem with being an aircraft carrier.Yunhao was very worried that the boat would not be able to get out of the Yangtze River at all.

In Lishan Academy, there are also many projects funded by Li Er.On this point, Yunhao performed very well, he only showed a little bit of wisdom.Let the students do the rest.This is something that can’t be helped. Scientific work is actually extremely hard work.Yun Hao once saw Zhang Jianzhi working on projects day and night, without eating, drinking or sleeping for three days.Yun Hao believed that this guy was extremely close to being in a state of madness.The famous figure of the Tang Dynasty has now become a scientist, and Li Tai is the number one among the students taught by Mr. Yu.In terms of diligence, Zhang Jianzhi can be called a model.

With the entry of huge amounts of funds, there will be monsters in the academy.All kinds of black technologies are emerging one after another. As soon as the train appeared, someone tinkered with the armored train.Yun Hao thinks that this is purely due to being full. Do you expect to be able to shoot through the iron sheet of the train carriage with a bow and arrow?

However, some black technology is still daunting. Someone improved Yunhao's incendiary bomb.Created something like an aerosol that would have the effect of napalm through a secondary explosion.And this thing is still installed in the rocket, and then more intelligent people feel that the power of a rocket is too weak.So many tubes of rockets were bundled together, seeing this thing.Yun Hao held his forehead helplessly, Katyusha was finally born.

In the past, due to the problem of mules and horses, multiple rocket launchers could not be installed on a large scale.Now with the train, all problems are solved.It is hard to imagine that a whole train of Katyushas salvoed.Even if you have thousands of troops, they will be reduced to ashes in an instant.Yun Hao made some calculations, destroying Chang'an was a bit exaggerated, but destroying Yun's Lintong had no problems at all.

Another black technology is landmines. Yunhao thinks that he has always underestimated the wisdom of the Tang people.After countless failures, Li Tai actually tinkered with the detonator.Li Tai's landmines are very similar to the anti-tank mines of later generations. After being scattered on the ground, it is definitely a nightmare for cavalry.You know, there are no mine-sweeping vehicles this year.If you want to clear mines, you can only send living people.God knows if these mines will explode when picked up.

Li Er was born in the military, so most of these black technologies are military products.From hard carbon steel to powerful gunpowder.Both are unparalleled weapons on the battlefield!Yun Hao didn't think that the Koreans or Tibetans who were still holding bows, arrows and knives could defeat this kind of army.

Anyway, in Datang now, there are no planes flying in the sky.There are no tanks running underground, and in the sea... except for submarines, which cannot be built, basically everything has been built.Even on the latest warships, rocket weapons appeared.Yunhao believes that with the help of the detonator, this thing is the most primitive missile.It seems that the time for the trebuchet to withdraw from the stage of history will not be too far away.

Because Zhang Jianzhi has already found out.After the gunpowder explodes in a tube, the force erupts in one direction.The only trouble now is that Zhang Jianzhi hasn't found a strong enough pipe yet.When he thought that the thickness of the pipe could be used to enhance the firmness.Yun Hao believes that the artillery will soon appear in the Nanshan test site.

In addition to black technology, of course there are also some by-products.For example, the fireworks at the Yuan Day dinner, although the fireworks are very primitive.However, the people in Chang'an still shouted wildly, and Li Er stood contentedly at the gate of Tai Chi Hall.Looking up at the sky, he was admired by all people. When the light of the explosion shone on his face, it was like a giant dragon poking its head out of a cave.Li Er's prestige has reached the extreme, and he is already a mythical existence.Tian Khan's cheers resounded over Chang'an City again.

The gunpowder workshop has long been out of Yunhao's hands, and this kind of hot potato Yunhao has long been thrown out of the sky.I don't want to have anything to do with this thing in my life. Judging from Li Erken's use of gunpowder to listen to the sound for fun, the output of the gunpowder workshop must be amazing.

"Who are those people over there? Why do you have to use soldiers to separate them." Yun Hao suddenly discovered that there were two groups of similarly dressed people in the envoy's team.Not sure where it's from, but it must be from the west.In recent years, many people from the Western Regions have come to Chang'an to worship, and Tian Khan's reputation has surpassed Congling.Marching to the Western Regions in an all-round way, Yumen Pass was no longer the border of Datang a few years ago.

Yunhao always believes that the border is flexible.How big a country's army can control is how big the country's land area is.

"Oh, those people. They are all Tubo people, and they seem to belong to different camps. One group is called Songtsan Gampo, and the other group seems to be called Yangtongbu. I don't know too well, these are all from Honglu Temple Who cares about a group of savages." Li Daoyan, who had just returned from Longyou, glanced at the envoy team and said.

"Songtsan Gampo? He's here?" Yun Hao's eyes widened. This guy is a rare treasure.If he really came, no matter what, he must persuade Li Er to keep him, whether it is a living person or a corpse.But Yunhao prefers corpses!
"No, he is also the lord of Tubo, how can he come to Tang Dynasty so easily. The Tubo Prime Minister Lu Dongzan came, and Lang Ri Lunzan from the same tribe all asked His Majesty to marry a Tang princess Huh...! Why did you ask about them, and what kind of bad idea are you planning? They are envoys, you can't ruin Datang's reputation." Du Ruhui is a humanoid monster who has become a spirit. From Yunhao's eyes, he saw murderous intent.

"Songtsan Gampo didn't come, so it's useless to kill Lu Dongzan." Yun Hao sighed helplessly.It's just a Tubo Prime Minister, even Songtsan Gampo's right and left hand.Cutting the grass does not remove the roots, and the spring breeze blows and regenerates.

"Oh, what are you thinking, kid? Could it be that Songtsen Gampo is very powerful?" Old Cheng's big head moved over. He was the new General Zuo Wuwei.As a pure firearms force of Datang, the competition of General Zuo Wuwei is unprecedentedly fierce.Cheng Yaojin's ability to win in the end shows his status in Li Er's heart.

"If you don't want to go to Dafeichuan to fight the Tubo people to the death, then advise Your Majesty not to marry any of them."

"I know you're a bad guy, so you must be making up your mind. Help the weaker side. When the weaker one becomes stronger, you can change the support object. There have been years of fighting on the plateau, right?" Fang Xuanling didn't A piece of good cake, obviously he thought so, but he insisted on it on Yunhao's head.

"Fang Mou is determined, you are Datang's servants. You should worry about these things, boy, I am now at the age of eating, drinking and having fun. It's good to eat and die!" Seeing that Wei Zheng also tended to lean around, Yun Hao decisively interrupted the conversation.What he hates the most now is seeing Wei Zheng, who would like a picky guy.

Coincidentally, Li Shentong was waving to Yunhao over there.Yun Hao saluted and ran to Li Shentong.

"A good young man, as slippery as a loach. His Majesty can't even catch him, let alone you and me." Changsun Wuji looked at Yun Hao's back and said with a smile.

"Changsun Pushe, do you mean that you want Yunhao to enter the three provinces? Or which one of the six departments is in charge?" Wei Zheng finally came over, just in time to hear Changsun Wuji's words.

Everyone fell into silence, and people like Yun Hao entered the court.To be a minister in any ministry is enough qualifications, which will be a great blow to these powerful officials.There are only so many rights, and only so many powerful ministers.Suddenly there is an extra one, and a piece of the power cake will inevitably be taken.People like Wei Zheng who have just been introduced to him don't want Yunhao, a scourge, to come in.

"Brother Hao!" Just after chatting with Li Shentong, a person emerged from behind.

"Monkey?" Yun Hao glanced at Hou Junji, who had three long beards.Wearing a purple robe and a gold belt, he looked very complacent.This guy is qualified to be complacent, and his daughter has become Li Chengqian's concubine.The day of getting married is in the first month.

"I've met King Huainan, King Jiaodong!" Hou Junji respectfully gave Li Shentong a deep salute, and then cupped his fists at Li Daoyan.

"No!" Li Shentong waved his hand, and Hou Junji smiled along with him.

A servant came over and whispered something to Li Shentong.Li Shentong said to Yunhao: "Tomorrow, I will sit at home and take the baby with me. When I get old, I just want to look at pink milk dolls." After speaking, he stood up and took Li Daoyan to the inner palace with the servant .

"Yo, Hou Junji!" Seeing Hou Junji and Yun Hao together, Lao Cheng came over.He was really uncomfortable staying with Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui.

"Lu Guogong! I heard that he was promoted to General Zuo Wuwei, so you should buy a glass of wine for this promotion." Hou Junji cupped his hands at Cheng Yaojin and said with a smile.

"Second brother, you are in poor health, why are you here today?" Cheng Yaojin was about to talk to Hou Junji when he suddenly saw Qin Qiong coming over behind Hou Junji.

"Duke Lu!" Qin Qiong cupped his hands at Hou Junji.

"Duke Yi invites you!" Hou Junji bowed his hands casually as a gift, but his eyes were still on Yunhao.

"Brother Hao! Go to Huainan Prince's Mansion tomorrow, how about we brothers go to pay New Year's greetings to the old prince?" Hou Junji's eyes were full of excitement, and he went to Li Shentong's house by himself.Although he will be entertained, at most Li Daoyan will come out to say hello.It's different to go with Yunhao, the relationship between the old prince and Yunhao is known all over the court.

Although Li Shentong does not have any official position, everyone knows it.One of the uncles that Li Er respected the most was the King of Huainan.Among the non-direct princes, Li Shentong is the only prince.Li Xiaogong, who is the best at fighting, is nothing more than a county king.

Qin Qiong's face changed slightly, Lao Cheng wanted to get mad but was caught by Qin Qiong.Today is Li Er's First Day Ceremony, and Lao Cheng will definitely be punished severely for going crazy at this time.

(End of this chapter)