lazy tang

Chapter 745
"Greetings to Daddy!" Yun Hao blushed a little as his fat son greeted him with his buttocks pouted.

The laziness of the head of the Yun family has reached an outrageous level.He needs to sleep until almost noon every day. If one day his limbs degenerate like a snake, Yun Hao himself will not be surprised.With such a lazy father, it is indeed very difficult for Yun Dabao to say hello in the morning.

"Okay, let's go to school!" Yun Hao was a little embarrassed, so he could only send his son to school.

If there is no accident, Yunhao will never get up before noon.Being able to get up and eat breakfast is proof that something unexpected happened.In this world, the only thing that can pull Yun Hao up from the bed is Li Er's imperial decree.Of course, Zhang Miaoke, who is like a tigress, can also achieve the same effect.It's just that the tigress doesn't show her power easily now, or in Yunhao's bedroom.

Zhang Miaoke had to manage a huge Yun family, and when Yun Hao participated in the inventory at the end of the year, he realized that it was not just Lintong.Liaodong, Dengzhou, Yangzhou, Yuezhou, Jiangning...!In the land of Tang Dynasty, there are no less than one hundred thousand people relying on the Yun family for food.The current Yunjia is more like a huge group company.According to the standards of later generations, to be able to manage such a huge company, it must be at the deputy ministerial level.According to Datang's standards, he is still a member of the fourth rank.

From this point of view, the value of Zhang Miaoke is seriously underestimated.Before the first day, Zhang Miaoke had already been named the second-rank Mrs. Chu.Managing the Yun family is definitely a high profile!
The high level of leadership is naturally extraordinary, and the business near and far is well managed.Zhang Miaoke even realized the manager system without a teacher. Many of the Yun family's properties are actually managed by the shopkeeper, as long as they report how much money they earn at the end of the year.For the rest, just do whatever you want within the framework of Datang's laws.

In this way, things between Zhang Miaoke and Dugu Wanwan will be much less.Otherwise, the huge Yun family can only be run by the two of them, even with eight claws.

After breakfast, Yun Hao got into the carriage.The purpose of coming last night is that Yunhao must go to the palace this morning.The emperor was very angry at the duke who didn't see him often, and was going to ask himself when the head of the Yun family would die of laziness.

After eating, Yun Hao got into the carriage with his head.Then, like a maggot, it crawled into the low couch, and the beautiful maid thoughtfully covered Yun Hao with a thin blanket.Yun Hao planned to sleep all the way to Chang'an in this way, so damn Li Er wouldn't let people calm down.Waking up early in the morning seriously disturbed the biological clock, Yun Hao decided to sleep back into the cage.Only after waking up can we have enough energy to deal with Li Er. I don't know what the boss is doing.

"Your Majesty! The matter of the Western Regions...!" Changsun Wuji was a little impatient. After Li Jing's accident, he temporarily acted as Minister of the Ministry of War.Li Er's favorite person is Li Ji, but this guy is still confronting the Tubo people in Dafeichuan, so he can only do it first.Anyway, this guy is a panacea, it can be applied anywhere.

"Wait until Yunhao comes!" Li Er's voice echoed in the Tai Chi Hall, and then no one spoke.

Thinking of Yunhao, Li Er's teeth itch with hatred.He wakes up in the middle of the night every day, and only sleeps for two or three hours a day. Managing this huge empire makes him more and more powerless.Thinking of having a good helper to help him, Yun Hao is a very good candidate for the Ministry of War.

But this bastard sleeps until noon every day, and has to take a nap after lunch.How the hell did he get so much sleep, why didn't he just sleep to death.A good genius who indulges in the nightlife every night and engages in some shameful entertainment.Surrounded by delicacies and beauties all day long, he is more comfortable than being an emperor.Xiangfuxiang's crimes, when mentioning Yunhao and Li Er, he always wanted to yell out this sentence that he yearned for very much.

The eldest grandson came in with a bowl of porridge, and the maid behind her carried a food box.Seeing that the emperor was about to have breakfast, Changsun Wuji hurriedly withdrew.This is the time when the emperor and his younger sister show their affection, and his brother-in-law is not suitable here.Changsun Wuji always knew where he was suitable to appear.

"What is this?" Li Er was a little dazed looking at a yellow thing, which seemed to be a honeycomb.Why is this thing served for breakfast?Shouldn't it be honey water for breakfast?

"This is honeycomb honey from the Yun family. It is said that eating such a piece every day is good for the throat, and it is also great for the body!" Li Er glanced at his eldest grandson. The sound for the throat is secondary, and it is probably the best for the body. The main purpose of the eldest grandson.

"You believe what he says, and you can make mistakes every year. If this thing is a great tonic, he still can't eat it. With so many women at home, he hasn't even given birth to a fart in two years. If it wasn't for three My child, I thought he had some hidden disease." Thinking of Yunhao's colorful nightlife, Li Er's heart was full of envy and hatred.

"To cure your throat, it's okay for your majesty to eat more phlegm recently! If your majesty thinks this food is too sweet, then don't eat it." Hearing Li Er's words, the eldest grandson also had doubts about the efficacy of this food.

"Thinking about that bastard, I get angry. I don't get up until noon every day. After lunch, I have to sleep in the cage. I asked him to come to the Ministry of Military Affairs to help but refused. I don't know why I get so much sleep in a day. I barely managed it in one day." Sleep for three hours."

"Erlang, what you said is not the truth. With his status, if he doesn't sleep all day, he will be busy with work. My concubine sees that His Majesty will not be able to sleep." Zhang Miaoke is a good girlfriend, and the Yun family pays a lot of filial piety every year. The eldest grandson was still willing to speak for Yunhao at the critical moment.

Yun Hao is such a prestige, seniority, young and outrageous guy.No matter which dynasty or generation is placed, they are all nightmare characters. It is better for such a person to stay at home, sleep and play with women all day, than to think about doing something big all day.

The Tang Dynasty has never lacked figures with the world in mind, like Fang Xuanling, like Du Ruhui, like Wei Zheng.This kind of saint who blends himself with the world will be resolutely killed by Li Er.Even if he died, his grave would be dug up like Wei Zheng.

Li Er stubbornly believes that the only person who has such a mind to tolerate the world can only be the emperor.The prince shouldn't even think like this, the thoughts of the world are firmly imprisoning his mind.Allowing you to have a little thought, Li Er will even be happy about it.If you are completely impartial to the extreme, he will immediately put you on the altar, or send you to hell.

Glancing at his wife, he took a leek box with the chopsticks.The fried golden leek box, with eggs inside, how to eat and how fresh it is.

Maybe it was the leek box that made Li Er feel better. Li Er took a sip of porridge and said, "That's true! The minister is too capable, and the king won't be at ease. After all, people's hearts are separated by belly, and trust is always scarce. Yes. Even if I want to trust someone who has reached his level, I wouldn't dare to trust him. Yun Hao's behavior is actually quite good, and it has preserved the friendship between me and him.

Making some money is actually nothing, the credit he has made for our Li family.As long as he doesn't rebel, I will always reward him with this bowl of Fugui rice.If Yunhao continues like this, so what if I give him a hereditary replacement for the Duke of Chu in his family. "

Fortunately, Changsun Wuji avoided it. If he heard this sentence, he would be so angry that he would spurt out a mouthful of old blood.Those servants and ministers of the imperial court are said to be Zaifu, one person is under one person and over ten thousand people.But meeting such a diligent emperor as Li Er, he was as tired as a dog all day long.There is not a few days of rest throughout the year, the hateful Yunhao lies at home all day long, sleeps and eats Hesai.The hardest work is on the woman's belly, so that he can be a hereditary duke.God!You are so blind!

"I heard that His Majesty has summoned Yun Hao for an audience today?"

"To discuss matters in the Western Regions, Tubo ginseng has joined in, and Hou Junji is in trouble." After Li Er finished speaking, he began to feel blocked again.The chopsticks were slapped heavily on the imperial book table!
When others received Li Er's call, they wished they could wait at the gate of the palace early in the morning before the rooster crowed.This bastard Yun Hao must have stepped on Noon's head when he received the order for the audience in the morning.After the audience, he had to have a meal in the imperial dining room before leaving.Last time, this guy killed half a pot of sea cucumbers in the imperial dining room by himself, and he wasn't afraid of dying.It was a live sea cucumber that Qibi Heli of Liaodong got over with his old nose.

"The obedient ministers are just a little loose! The porridge is cold after eating!" The eldest grandson picked up the chopsticks that Li Er put down, and put them back into Li Er's hands.

Sure enough, Li Er expected well.Seeing that there was still a quarter of an hour until noon, Yun Hao handed over the sign to see him.When entering the Taiji Palace, they found that Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji, and even Du Ruhui, who hadn't seen him for a long time, were also here.Yun Hao was stunned for a moment, and his intuition told him that something big had happened.

"Hmph!" Seeing Yunhao and Li Er snorted, before Yunhao could salute, he waved his hand to express his refusal.

"Hou Junji met the Tubo people in Loulan, and the loss was heavy. Tell me, what do you think." Before entering, it was obvious that Li Er had already discussed with these people for a long time.But Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui are civilians, and Changsun Wuji has been away from the army for many years.They don't know much about the new army.After discussing for a long time, nothing came out. Seeing Yunhao's arrival, Li Er still wanted to hear Yunhao's opinion.

"Have the Tubo people participated in the Western Regions?" Yun Hao was taken aback. Tubo is a powerful enemy of the Tang Dynasty.Because they have the advantage that Datang is very difficult to restrain, that is the plateau.

People who grew up on the plains generally have altitude sickness when they reach the plateau.This greatly reduced the combat effectiveness of the Tang army, which is why Li Er has had nothing to do with Tubo.

"This is a good thing!" As soon as Yun Hao said that, everyone in the hall was shocked.As soon as the Tibetans made a move, they almost disabled Hou Junji.Still say it's a good thing?

Li Er squinted his eyes and did not speak, waiting for Yun Hao to continue.

"Your Majesty! Zamp Songtsan Gampo of Tubo is fighting with Yangtong and Subi for the control of Tubo. At this time, he will send troops to compete with us for the Western Regions. I can guarantee that he will not send tens of thousands of troops. The reason is very simple. The plateau is suitable for There are not many places where people live, and the climate is extremely harsh. With the population of Tubo, how many soldiers can he have?

Songtsan Gampo and Yangtong Supi fought so hard on the plateau that he could not send many troops to fight Hou Junji.At this time, it is a good opportunity to take advantage of the opportunity and kill the Tubo people.If we kill a Tibetan now, Songtsan Gampo will lose a dog leg. "

"I'm afraid it's not as easy as Duke Chu said." Changsun Wuji said with a gloomy face.

(End of this chapter)