lazy tang

Chapter 800
"Hey...! Old Kong, hurry up if you have something to say about your funeral!" After hearing Li Er's words, Yun Hao said to Kong Yingda with a sigh.

"Yeah!" Li Er turned his head and squinted at Yun Hao, with a very unkind expression on his face.

"My Majesty! A philosopher once said that a stick can't break the economic law. There are more people coming from Yazhou, so they need a place to live. If you want to live, you have to buy a house. Land prices will naturally go up, not him Kong Yingda can guard against it. You have to decide the head of Lao Kong, and don’t hurry to pass down any last words he has. In case you don’t even have a chance to speak when you send an imperial decree.”

"You mean there will be many people coming here?" Li Er scratched his head a little. Could it be that the place where prisoners were exiled in the past was really a sweet pastry?

"It's cold in the north in winter, and this Yazhou is a natural sanctuary from the cold. Others dare not say it. Your Majesty, do you think staying in Yazhou in winter is more comfortable than Chang'an?"

"Uh...!" Li Er really wanted to cheat Yunhao against his conscience, but he looked at the group of people following him.This is really hard to say, after all, he is the emperor, and he has to show some face.

"In the past, Lingnan was used to exile prisoners. That's because Lingnan, especially Yazhou, is located in a remote place. It's a thousand miles away from Chang'an. Once you come here, it's basically a luxury to return to the Central Plains. But Now that there is an airship, even if it is from Liaodong to this Yazhou, it is only two or three days away.

Tired of the winter in the north, it is natural to think of living in Lingnan.When the population increases, land prices will naturally rise. After all, everyone needs a place to live.The people who moved here were also rich people who liked to live in big houses.It is strange that land prices do not rise! "Yun Hao spread his hands, choking so much that Li Er rolled his eyes.

Although he was upset, Li Er did not blame Yun Hao.After all, what Yun Hao said is reasonable, the population will naturally not be enough, this is an eternal truth.I haven't seen Chang'an, which is densely populated, and the land price has become so expensive.

"Hmph! How did Mr. Chu know that the people who came to Yazhou must be rich people? If they are all people from ordinary families who move here. You have raised the housing prices so high, and you let them sleep on the street?" Having nothing to say, the loyal Ma Zai's eldest grandson Wuji immediately jumped out.

"Why are all the rich people who moved to Yazhou? That's a good question! I believe that Mr. Zhao must have not read "Mencius" well!" Yun Hao rolled his eyes at his eldest grandson Wuji, but Li Er didn't speak. How old are you?Talking about economic laws with Lao Tzu, even if you are the Minister of the Household Department, you have to stand aside.

"Ha! Although my family's education is not profound, Mencius has also read it. I don't know which passage Chugong is talking about. If I don't know it, I need to ask for advice." Seeing his old friend being beaten, Yao Silian, who was so alive, immediately stood up to help .He is well-learned and Confucian, and he dare not speak of other books. He can memorize books like "The Analects of Confucius" and "Mencius" backwards.Initiating a challenge in this field, Yao Silian decided that Yunhao was committing suicide.

Kong Yingda stared at him with wide eyes. He is a direct descendant of Confucius.Confucius and Mencius are not separated, and he is also a person who is familiar with the books of Confucius and Mencius.Why didn't I expect that Mencius said such a sentence?

Amateur fanciers want to single out professional celebrities, and everyone who follows behind looks at Yunhao.Not knowing which allusion Yun Hao was going to quote, even Li Er was concerned.

"From "Mencius Teng Wen Gongxia": Wealth and honor cannot be distorted, poverty and lowliness cannot be moved, and power cannot be subdued. This is called a real man. It is clearly stated here that poverty and lowliness cannot be moved!" Yun Hao talked confidently, Looking back, Yao Silian was already shaking his head and shaking his hands in anger.His beard was pouted, and his face was as red as a monkey's butt.Pointing at Yunhao with shaking fingers, he couldn't say a single word out of his mouth.If that finger had a tassel, Yun Hao's body must be full of holes.

This was the precursor of a stroke, Yun Hao was very worried that the old guy would die of anger if he couldn't catch his breath.

"I don't know how to learn!" Li Er's nose was almost crooked. I really didn't expect to be able to explain it like this.After pointing to Yunhao's face and saying something, he turned his head and left.Say one more word to Yun Hao, that's committing a crime!

The emperor ran away in anger, and the journey was considered to be over.Yunhao went home in a carriage, he just offended Li Er Yunhao planned to stay at home and not go out.

The eldest wife brought a group of younger wives to flatter the eldest grandson, Yunhao felt that it was necessary.If someone else said today's words, he would have died [-] times earlier.That is to say, after Yun Hao finished speaking, his head was able to grow on his neck well.In the eyes of everyone, this is the emperor's favor.

In fact, sometimes, Yun Hao didn't like the favor of the emperor.The emperor has been out for more than a month, and such a long-distance tour is unprecedented.It is really a very dangerous thing for a person in power to be away from his center for a long time.What's more, Li Er is actually not at ease with his son.

There is a sea breeze with a salty smell in front of you, and a golden sandy beach behind you.Unlike the later generations who went to Sanya, there were no people on the beach at this time.Except for a dozen servants of the Yun family, only Yun Hao was playing on the beach with his daughter and daughter.The wives all went to play with their grandsons, and the children were naturally taken care of by Lao Tzu.

Those who tried to approach were stopped by the guards far away.Even on the sea, there are many ships forming an encirclement circle.There is a fishing net between the boats, which is the original shark prevention net.Because it is not too far away, Li Er is enjoying this sunny afternoon with Li Tai and Li Zhi.

The naughty Li Zhi likes swimming very much, which makes Duan Gui very worried.In case this Highness is bitten by a shark, his head will also move.

Last night, bombs were continuously thrown into the bottom of the sea.Turn over the place near the sea like a plow!Seahorses in the sea, sea snakes, turtles, sea people...!They were all blown up to learn backstroke, not to mention that there are really sharks on the beach.He is not too small, and what Yunhao drank early in the morning was shark fin soup, which was very fresh.

Er Bao and San Bao looked at their father, holding a streamlined plank in his hand, bravely rushing towards the sea.The four little hands kept clapping their hands!

"What is that kid doing?" Li Er liked the beach chair given by Yun's family very much, and he was lying on it wearing big underpants.There is a huge sunshade fan on the side, and sunglasses that can cover half of the face are worn on the face.His shirtless shoulders and his swarthy hair are absolutely in line with the standard of a good man in Chang'an City.

"Chu Gong always has fantastic ideas. Looking at Datang, he is definitely the only one. The teacher often said that such a person is a minister who can govern the world, and a hero in troubled times! Fortunately! Under your leadership, it has become more and more prosperous. Even if this Yunhao has three heads and six arms, he can only hunt and shepherd the world for his father." Since you can't urinate in a single pot, don't blame me for laying maggots on you.

Li Tai, who was plump and had a swimming ring on his stomach at a young age, was sitting next to Li Er.Seeing Li Er looking at Yun Hao, he hurriedly took the opportunity to give Yun Hao eye drops!

"Heh! Heh!" Dad Li Er laughed twice, which was his answer to Li Tai.

Li Tai curled his lips, if it wasn't for his age, he would be wrong.Li Tai doubts that Yunhao is the product of his parents before their marriage.

"Father! Eat a piece of fruit, it tastes a bit special." When Li Tai arrived in Yazhou, he liked the fruit here the most.It is definitely not an easy task to eat such fresh fruits in Chang'an.

With the lychee peeled by Li Tai in his mouth, Li Er lay down comfortably.It's rare to relax for a while, and I won't be so comfortable when I return to Chang'an in two days.

Li Zhi swam around in the sea and climbed ashore.There is not much time to be with his father like this, and Li Zhi enjoys such time very much.

"Look! Father!" Li Zhi, who was getting water in his ears, suddenly pointed to the sea and shouted loudly.

Following the direction of Li Zhi's finger, Li Er glanced at it.But this one makes him sit up!
Yun Hao on the sea was stepping on a streamlined board, gliding between the waves.right!It's gliding instead of swimming!Yunhao's gliding speed is very fast, which cannot be compared with swimming at all.The speed was so fast that there was a stream of water behind him!
Li Tai's jaw was about to drop on the beach, he never imagined that a person could glide on the water like this.Could this be the legendary... floating on water?

Even if Li Tai was killed, he didn't believe that there was such a thing as light work.But the facts in front of him can't be explained, even though Li Tai claims to be a rich scholar, he can't explain the fact that people are gliding on the water.

Li Er stood up and stretched his neck like an ostrich to look at Yunhao.My beloved sunglasses fell to the ground without realizing it.

"Father! Duke Chu is flying!" Li Zhi suddenly said, making the atmosphere even more weird.

Li Er definitely belongs to the kind of person with extremely developed motor nerves. He has seen such things as Yun Hao can fly.The first hot air balloon was created by Yunhao.Airships were also successfully developed on the basis of hot air balloons.But flying in the flesh is too unreal, if Yun Hao can really fly in the flesh.What awaited him was definitely not worship, but Li Er's butcher's knife.

Yunhao was sent to the shore by a row of huge waves, and Erbao and Sanbao ran towards him.The two little guys were slapped red, and they looked at their father excitedly with their small teeth bared.Dad's water flying kung fu brought them a huge shock.Er Bao stubbornly believes that this is part of the family tradition.I should learn it as soon as possible!
Wipe the water drops from his hair, Datang's long hair is not good at all.After being wetted by water, it will be frizzy, and it is very uncomfortable to stick to the face, and it will affect the vision.It’s fine at other times, but when surfing, you need to keep your hands balanced, so there’s no time to brush your hair.

This time, if it wasn't for the messy hair, Yunhao would have played more gracefully!
After promising to teach them to surf when they are older.Yun Hao sat on the beach chair. Although surfing was fun, it was quite tiring.Next to the beach chairs are sand sculptures made by two children.They said it was a castle, but Yunhao looked like a tank.

As soon as he picked up the coconut and took a sip, he saw Li Erye three running over in a hurry.Li Tai looked at Yunhao like he was looking at a monster, and he was almost on the verge of pinching his face with his hands.

"Your Majesty!" Yun Hao swallowed the coconut juice, wanting to stand up and salute.

"You floated on the water with this thing?" Li Er looked at the surfboard at Yun Hao's feet suspiciously.This is produced by the most outstanding craftsmanship of the servants of the Yun family, and its streamlined design can be called a handicraft.

The material for this thing is a kind of driftwood produced in Yazhou, which is very light in wood.The disadvantage is that it is not strong and the heart is very hollow.But the buoyancy is definitely leveraged!The manufacturing process is extremely difficult, the top carpenter of the Yun family.It also took a month of work before such a finished product came out.It is estimated that after playing for two or three days, it will be crushed!

"Yes! It's just relying on this thing, as long as you walk along the waves." Yun Hao sat on the beach chair and was forced to ask questions like three monkeys by the Li family.

Li Er didn't speak, picked up the surfboard and left.Just now Yunhao's elegance made him so envious, how could a generation of emperors not play some difficult games, floating on the water would be great!

Yunhao blinked his eyes and watched, while Erbao and Sanbao pouted.The emperor always takes his own treasures and returns them to the emperor.There are not as many babies as my family!
Li Er's motor nerves are highly developed, but he can't play surfing.At the beginning, Yunhao paid a large amount of tuition fees, and it took him a long time to learn.This thing is not something that can be mastered after just one or two games, and it is not a little bit more difficult than land skateboards.

Twice in a row, Li Er was smashed into the water by the waves.Fortunately, Li Er's swimming skills are good, even though he drank a few mouthfuls of seawater.Still climbed up without any risk!

Duan Gui was about to go crazy, knelt on the ground and hugged Li Er's thigh, preventing Li Er from entering the water again.

God knows what accidents will happen if the emperor continues like this. In theory, if Li Er scratches a little oily skin, it will be enough for Duan Gui to go to the guillotine.

"Father! My son, come and try!" Li Zhi ran to Li Er, and Mao recommended himself.

Li Tai patted his big belly helplessly, he was too fat.That well-polished board must not be able to support itself, and it would be bad if it fell into the water.I heard from the guards that there were sharks in the water, and several of them were blown up with explosives last night.The smallest one is more than ten feet long!
Unable to get rid of Duan Gui, the pendant on his lap, Li Er could only hand the surfboard to Li Zhi angrily.There are too many things that the emperor can't do. It is estimated that surfing is not allowed from today onwards.

Li Zhi, who was not too tall, lay on the surfboard and slowly rowed into the sea.The posture is a standard freestyle, which is much higher than Li Er's dog planing.

Facing the incoming waves, Li Zhi suddenly stood up and stepped on the surfboard with both feet.Surfing is a great test of body balance.Obviously, Li Zhi's body balance ability is very outstanding.On the surfboard, he twisted left and right to stand still.And follow the direction of the waves, charging towards the land.

After all, he had never played before, and a huge wave knocked Li Zhi into the water.A large group of guards by the sea swam towards His Royal Highness Jin Wang like ducks diving into the water.

"It's fun!" Li Zhi jumped out of the water, stroked the water off his face and said.

(End of this chapter)