lazy tang

Chapter 809
It was quite a drunk, Hou Junji hadn't been so drunk for a long time.In his dream, he recalled the days when he was begging for food, although the days were bitter.But with a group of younger brothers and sisters, everyone is of one mind, no matter what happens, they will not panic.

Now that the officials have grown up, there are less and less people who can say something intimate.Some are just the intrigues of the chief of the bureaucracy. Today they drink and chat face to face, and tomorrow they will secretly stab you.Everyone smiles at you, but there are knives hidden in people's smiles.I am not a human being to be careful every day, like walking on eggshells.

Many times, Hou Junji saw the flowers of the Hou family cooking with brocade fire.He would feel unreal, and a thought suddenly climbed into his mind.What would happen if one day he lost all of this.

Dare not to think about it, Hou Junji didn't dare to think about it even in the most terrifying nightmare.

Officialdom is a long-distance race, and there is no such thing as quitting the race except for death.As long as you set foot on this road, you can only run down with one mind.As for whether someone will stop you before the finish line and make you lose the championship, this is something unexpected.God will always send down a group of pig-like brains to harm those honest people.

This is heaven!Stupid people, smart people, people who are neither stupid nor smart make up this world.Different IQs lead to different understanding abilities of people.Hou Junji couldn't help it, and even Li Er couldn't change God's curse.

It is really tiring to compete with a group of people who are trying their best to climb up every day!But Hou Junji had to cheer up again, because if he didn't pay attention, he might be trampled under his feet, and it was very likely that he would be trampled on for a lifetime.Sometimes I am very envious of Yunhao, he is so lazy that he doesn't play tricks.I don't want to be an official yet, but I can still be alive and kicking.

How did you do it?
Friends like Qi Biao and Lai Shun'er are especially important at this time.Because no matter what the circumstances, no matter whether you are poor or rich.These two people will stand by their side, there is no need to hide their intentions.At any moment, these two men would risk their lives and everything for themselves.Of course, so do I!
It is not easy to have two such friends in one's life, and Hou Junji is very thankful that he has such friends.

After sleeping for a long time, Hou Junji woke up.The maid brought warm water to wipe his face.

"What time is it!" Hou Junji couldn't remember the last thing yesterday, so he couldn't help feeling emotional.No matter how much alcohol I drank in the past, I can remember clearly what happened.Now, actually started to drink fragments.

"Noon!" The maid replied hastily.

"Noon? Why didn't I wake up the old man earlier!"

"Uh...!" The maid didn't dare to speak, you are sound asleep, whoever dares to disturb you will die.

"How are Master Qi and Master Lai? Where do they sleep?" Hou Junji was confident in his drinking capacity, Qi Biao and Lai Shun'er were probably still in a coma at this time.He really wanted to see how miserable the two of them were, but yesterday Lai Shun'er tasted wine with him beyond his control.

"Uh...! The servants don't know, it's all arranged by the eldest son."

"Call the eldest son!" Hou Junji ordered, and began to sit down at the table to have breakfast and lunch.

He can't go anywhere before things start.Fang Xuanling is an old fox, if something is a little wrong, this old guy can smell it.These days, I have to hibernate.It's best for people to forget about Chang'an City and the existence of himself.Hou Junji made up his mind and went to live at home in Zhuangzi on the outskirts of Chang'an for a few days.

Also imitate Yunhao, keep your ears off the outside world, and just enjoy the happiness with all your heart.This bastard, he commits crimes when he enjoys life.I heard that in the past two years, I have had a problem with playing with women, and the Yun family's eight-year-old Mrs. Zhang is also sensible.The beauties who are all over Chang'an are stuffed on Yunhao's bed!

Many nobles said in private that the Duke of Chu died in the belly of a woman sooner or later.This is not the crime of enjoying the blessing, this is what it is.Die on a woman's belly, this is the dream of many men.

He is also an honorable man of the imperial court, but he himself eats sand in that place where no bird shits in the Western Regions.As for the emperor's favor, it seemed that Yunhao had more favor than himself.Many times, Hou Junji complained that God was unfair.In fact, he was complaining about Li Er's unfairness!In Hou Junji's view, he should be the person Li Er relied on most, after Li Jing passed away.Cheng Yaojin, Niu Jinda, Yu Chigong and others all intend to retire.He, Hou Junji, has quietly become No. 1 in the army.The only one who has the slightest ability to compete with him is Li Ji, the British prince.

Now this guy is on his way back to Chang'an. It is rumored that he is the No. 1 choice for the Minister of War.

Some things in the court are just so strange, rumors are often earlier than official news from the court, and they are more accurate.Since it is rumored that he is the future Minister of the Ministry of War, then he must be the future Minister of the Ministry of War.

Li Ji will soon become his immediate boss, which is one of the reasons why Hou Junji decided to take the risk.The relationship between him and Li Ji is not good, even because of age.They have always been openly and secretly fighting opponents!Now that the opponent has climbed onto the head, it is inevitable that I will wear two pairs of small shoes on my feet.

Wait until this time is over!Either he is a prisoner, waiting to be taken to the downtown area to be beheaded.Either they are all-powerful and become No.1 in the Tang army.No one can compete with myself anymore!Of course, in Hou Junji's view.I must be the latter!At least in his opinion, even Yu Chigong was not drugged.He could also rely on his prestige to rob Li Er and force him to abdicate.

Back then, I followed Li Er's rebellion and had successful experience.Doing it again now will only make you more proficient.

The leek box is very appetizing, and the porridge is also good.Preserved egg porridge with lean meat was first eaten at Yun's house.The cook from the own family cooks it, but it is not as tasty as the cook from the Yun family.It seemed that they had to get a cook from Yun's house.

I drank two bowls of porridge and a plate of leek boxes with some pickles.Hou Junji relaxed his muscles and bones happily, and the uncomfortable stomach and dizziness he felt when he just got up all healed up.Hou Junji feels that now he can beat a tiger to death!

"Father!" Hou Jie walked in, and bowed respectfully to Hou Junji.

"Order, let's move to Zhuangzi outside the city today. You can enjoy the happiness of being a father!" Hou Junji ordered while stretching his fists and feet.

"No! My son, go and order!" Hou Jie hurriedly agreed, turned around and was about to leave.Look a little flustered!
"By the way! How are you Uncle Qi and Uncle Lai? Call them when you leave. Our old brothers are having fun together in Zhuangzi these days." Hou Jie just turned around, and Hou Junji's voice came from Passed from behind.

"Uh...!" Hou Jie turned around helplessly, and looked at Hou Junji with a bitter face.He very much hoped that his father would forget about these two people, so that he could fool them.Now it looks like it doesn't work at all.

"What?" After taking a look at Hou Jie's appearance, Hou Junji immediately stopped.Relying on his intuition from years of experience in the battlefield, Hou Junji felt that something was going to happen.

"Uncle Qi...Uncle Qi and Uncle Lai were taken away by the Prince's men." Hou Jie said eagerly.

"The prince's people took them away? Why did the prince's people take them away?" Hou Junji asked a little strangely. It was impossible for these two people to have any intersection with Li Chengqian anyway.Why did Li Chengqian's people take the two of them away?
"I...! I don't know either!" Hou Jie couldn't answer Hou Junji's series of question marks, and every muscle in his body was tense at this moment.Guarding against sudden blows from his father, he had experienced many times of his father's fists and kicks before.Especially when he offended Yunhao, Hou Jie felt that his father really wanted to beat him to death.If it wasn't for my mother's desperate pleading, it is very likely that my father succeeded that time.

This incident cast a huge shadow on Hou Jie, as long as he saw Hou Junji, his body would tremble involuntarily.

"You don't know? If you don't know, let the prince's people take them away!" Hou Junji walked towards Hou Jie, and Hou Jie felt a tiger walking towards him.

"He's the prince, how dare I...!" Hou Jie subconsciously raised his hands to protect his head, Hou Junji's strikes were never serious.In many cases, coming up is a slap in the face.

"Prince!" The aura of leading troops on the battlefield for many years is not for nothing, and now Hou Jie's legs are a little weak after being released.If he wasn't afraid of being beaten more severely, he would have run away long ago.

Li Chengqian never dreamed that Hou Junji would come so soon.It seems that those two people are very important to him. He looked at Zhao Jie, Du Zhenglun and Lu Deming.Perhaps it was a mistake to listen to them, but it was too late to say anything now.

"Your Highness! I heard that the two brothers of the old man were invited by the crown prince. If the crown prince has no important orders, let them live with the old man in the suburban Zhuangzi for a few days. They have been old brothers for many years, and the chances of having fun together are getting better and better. There are fewer and fewer visits." Hou Junji was not polite, and directly stated the reason for his visit.Now that he is the most important card in Li Chengqian's hand, he is not afraid that Li Chengqian will not agree.

"Uh...!" Li Chengqian glanced at the three guys standing next to him.

"General Hou, a major event is imminent! Your Highness has summoned two people for important appointments. You...!"

"Zhao Jie, don't fart in front of this old man. Both of them are regular servants from the sixth rank. Officials like this in Chang'an City can catch a lot of them, and they have a use for farting." Hou Junji roared, Zhao Jie immediately turned into a quail.

The rest of Du Zhenglun and Lu Deming immediately paid attention to their noses and mouths, and became old monks.The guy who leads the soldiers can't afford to offend him, don't look at Hou Junji who came to see Li Chengqian without a weapon according to the etiquette system.Even if he swings those old fists, half of his life will be lost.A veteran in the battlefield for many years, killing is the ability to eat.Not all of them kill with weapons.

"That...! Father-in-law, don't be impatient! Qi Biao and Lai Shun'er are indeed useful alone. Father-in-law is still...!"

"His Royal Highness! Since you are useful, you might as well let me meet you!" Hou Junji made up his mind that as long as two people come to the hall.He would forcefully take the two of them away, although he didn't understand Li Chengqian's purpose.But his intuition told Hou Junji that it was unusual for Li Chengqian to do so.

"This...!" Li Chengqian hesitated.

Li Chengqian's hesitation made Hou Junji even more vigilant.It stands to reason that even if something happened, it would not be a big deal to see each other.Could it be that they are not allowed to meet each other?
"General Hou, the two of them have already left Chang'an early in the morning. Now you just want to see them, but you can't see them." Seeing his master's embarrassment, Du Zhenglun rushed forward to solve the problem for him.At the same time, he stepped back without a trace.

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" The two of them had already left Chang'an, and when they heard Du Zhenglun's figure, Li Chengqian hurriedly said.

"Your Highness! Last night they drank with the old man and got drunk. I know how much they can drink. They may not be able to get up at noon today, and they left Chang'an early in the morning. If you don't speak secretly, what did you do to them, Your Highness?" ?" Hou Junji's heart became more and more uneasy, and his words gradually became more impolite.

"Hou Junji, who are you talking to? Is there any superiority or inferiority! Ah...!" Seeing that the two colleagues were talking, Lu Deming also had to stand up.Unexpectedly, when Hou Junji said to do it, he did it right away.With a kick on Lu Deming's stomach, the old guy's body was directly kicked up.

With a flash of He Zhu's figure, he appeared in front of Li Chengqian and Hou Junji.As for Zhao Jie and Du Zhenglun, the two of them are still in shock and have not recovered.

"Old bastard! I've wanted to kill you for a long time! Your Highness, call someone out." Hou Junji took a step forward, and He Zhu immediately made a defensive posture.And Li Chengqian, who was deeply affected, already wanted to escape.

"Take General Hou to meet them!" Li Chengqian carefully ordered when he saw the tiger-like Hou Junji.

"Thank you, Your Highness!" Hou Junji clasped his fists together, and left with the servant in great strides.

"Your Highness! People are already...!" Seeing Hou Junji walk out of the hall, He Zhu hurriedly reminded Li Chengqian in a low voice.

"Gu knows, but Gu has nothing to do. We can only coax General Hou away first! If he really explodes, can you stand it?" Li Chengqian said angrily.

"No, Your Highness is wise!" He Zhu could only bow his head and agree.Although he felt that taking Hou Junji away was definitely a bad move.

"Your Highness! I just disagreed with the execution of the two of you, and now the trouble has come to this. If General Hou turns his back on him, what should we do?" Du Zhenglun said anxiously.Paper can't cover the fire, and when Hou Junji finds out that the person is dead, he will be even more angry.

"Then what should we do, you didn't see his appearance just now?" Li Chengqian said with some fear.

"Don't panic, Your Highness! I have an idea!" Zhao Jie said slowly.

"It's already this time, why are you still playing tricks? If you have an idea, speak up!" Li Chengqian yelled anxiously.

"General Hou's favorite is your concubine Hou, the crown prince. If Hou persuades her, it will definitely succeed. At this time, no one else can get in the way."

(End of this chapter)