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Chapter 375 The Monkey Must Win (Subscribe)
It is said that Jingzhou people are well-informed and know everything——

Fart!

I know shit!

They have never heard the story that Mr. told them!
Ever since Lu Yuner told Zhang Tangyu the monkey story for the first time, it can be regarded as opening a new door for his life. That guy is just like a monkey, pestering him to tell stories every day!

But Lu Yuner has fully learned the essence of Zhang Twelve's storytelling, breaking the chapters when there is nothing to do, and after the monkey is finished, he will talk about shooting the eagles and laughing proudly. call……

And since then, the number of storytelling teams has increased, and the children in the neighborhood all know that there is a boy who can tell stories from Liangzhou, and only Lu Yuner follows!
This made Lu Yuner bursting with self-confidence, and also brought "Death to Fight Thunder" over, and it became popular in the circle of children, which made him beautiful.

However, Lu Yuner's problem of changing the plot frequently was also brought over. No, he changed the plot again, causing the surrounding crowd to attack.

"Lu Yuner, this is not the first time you have done this!"

"That's right! Last time I pretended to be a grandson and beat Tathagata!"

"If you do this again, we won't play with you!"

"........."

Not to mention these kids, Zhang Twelve was dumbfounded when he heard it beside him, aside from other things, what the hell is Monkey King defeating Tathagata?
Fortunately, this guy lives here. If he went to his era, wouldn't he be able to write "The Monkey Must Win"?Instantly became popular across the board, won the rookie king in one fell swoop, and was crowned a great god?

"Don't play anymore? Then stop playing! Don't listen to the future stories!"

Lu Yuner said domineeringly, but he was thinking in his heart: Xiao Mian, I can't cure you anymore!
Sure enough, when the group of children heard that Lu Yuner was threatening not to tell the story, they were instantly cowardly. Zhang Tangyu hurried forward to please him and said, "Brother Yuner, you have something to say! Let's continue playing, you can do whatever you want! Don't talk about star-absorbing magic!" Now, even if your Guo Jing will change 72 times, we won't say anything more, right?"

"Correct!"

——Poor group of innocent children who want to hear stories...

"Who kicked me!"

While Lu Yuner was enjoying everyone's admiration, someone kicked his ass suddenly, that anger: How dare you kick me, Guo Jing?Do you want to die?
When he turned around and saw that it was Zhang Twelve, the anger on his face disappeared in an instant, and then he changed into a flattering face. The speed of changing face is amazing!

"Sir, it's you!"

"Lu Yuner, you are amazing now!"

After kicking Lu Yuner, Zhang Twelve felt good, no wonder Lu Fujing liked to kick him!If you kick me again in the future—then I will kick your brother!

Zhang Twelve thought happily.

"Sir, you are joking, Yuner is just applying what you have taught me..."

Lu Yuner said modestly...

"Fart! When did Lao Tzu teach you that Guo Jing can absorb star Dafa? Sun Houzi can defeat Tathagata—why don't you go to heaven?"

I can't go up!

If I could fly like you, I would be in the morning!

The truest monologue from Lu Yuner's heart...

Just when Zhang Twelve wanted to continue educating Lu Yuner, he saw Du Lang rushing over in a carriage.

"Master, someone is coming from the palace!"

Because of Zhang Twelve's arrangement, during the Chinese New Year period, Du Lang entered the Duke of Wei's Mansion, and he had no specific responsibilities. However, during this period of time, many servants in the mansion went back to celebrate the New Year, so Du Lang did it alone. Many jobs, where there is a shortage of people, he will go there, but the public of Wei Guogong's mansion has a good reputation for him, and Du Lang himself is very happy.

No, there is something about Zhang Twelve. Now Du Lang is sending letters. He has also fully integrated into the life of the Zhang family. His address for Zhang Twelve has changed from "Master" to "Master"... …

"Come here if you come, what are you driving a carriage for?"

Zhang Twelve asked curiously, the Duke of Wei's mansion is only a few streets away from this house, it would be better to walk here by car.

"Young master, someone from the palace told you to enter the palace quickly. They seemed to be in a hurry, so they went back after speaking. Zhang Guogong was afraid of delaying things, so he specially ordered the little one to drive over and take you directly to the palace!"

After Du Lang finished speaking, Zhang Twelve was also a little puzzled. It turned out that it was Wu De who delivered the letter and took him into the palace by the way. The difference this time is too big, right?
Without thinking too much, Zhang Twelve got into the carriage and rushed to the palace first...

…………

Zhang Twelve's strength was vividly displayed outside the palace. As soon as he got off the carriage, the guard guarding the palace gate called out kindly: "Uncle Zhang, are you here again?"

"That's right, His Majesty invited me into the palace early in the morning, and I don't know why!"

Just like La Jiachang, Zhang Twelve started chatting with the guard, and Du Lang who was on the side saw this scene, and almost gave his young master a thumbs up: This is really amazing, he is so familiar with the guards of the palace... …

"Don't worry Uncle Zhang, isn't it always a good thing for His Majesty to invite you into the palace?"

The guard said with a smile.

To be honest, they had a good impression of Zhang Twelve.

They have been guarding the palace gate for so long, how can they see a young man who does not go to the early court, but enters the palace more frequently than those who went to the early court?The key point is that Emperor Tang personally summoned him. This person's future is boundless!

People like this don't dislike their identities, and being able to chat with them will undoubtedly increase their goodwill towards Zhang Twelve.

"Yes, Uncle Zhang! I'm afraid His Majesty is waiting for you, you'd better enter the palace!"

Another guard also kindly reminded.

"Okay, then I'll go in!"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Twelve strode towards the palace, and under the leadership of a servant, he came to the Hall of Jinyan.

When he saw the words "Hall of Confidence in Words", Zhang Twelve inexplicably thought of what Zhang Guogong once said, "Be cautious in words and deeds". It seems that we should be more careful when speaking in this hall!
"Your Majesty, Uncle Zhang has arrived."

"Bring him in!"

After getting permission from Emperor Tang, Zhang Twelve walked in and found that the style of this hall was similar to that of Jinluan Hall, but the size was smaller. It seemed that it was a place for discussion and meetings.

I was just wondering again, if I had something to say, wouldn't it be better to go to the Imperial Study Room?Coming here is a bit unnecessary to take off your pants and fart...

Walking straight ahead, I found Emperor Tang sitting inside. Surprisingly, the saint of Yue Kingdom was also in the hall. When she saw Zhang Twelve coming in, she smiled at him, which was very charming.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"

"Free gift!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

"Uncle Zhang, the saintess of the Yue Kingdom will live in Datang for a while. During this time, you don't have to do anything else. You will accompany the saintess around every day, take the saintess to see the scenery of our Jingzhou, and escort her by the way. The safety of the saint!"

"........."

To be honest, if he wasn't Emperor Tang, Zhang Twelve would definitely refuse this order.

In terms of looks and body alone, Zhang Twelve should have done his part in the job of accompanying the Holy Maiden of the Yue Kingdom. After all, there are beauties who don't want to go up to him, which is against his usual style of being a man.

But this woman is the candidate to marry the prince with the third princess of Yue Kingdom in the future - thinking of the prince's disgusting face, Zhang Twelve doesn't even want to see this woman!
What's the big deal?Isn't it just more beautiful, with a better figure, and a little more charming in your bones?

—Is it amazing?
It seems that it is really a bit amazing...

"What, is there a problem?"

Seeing that Zhang Twelve was silent, Emperor Tang asked directly.

"Your Majesty, I just want to ask about the expenses spent on shopping with the Holy Maiden of the Yue Kingdom—"

I'm already good enough, if I spend more money on shopping and playing with me, wouldn't that be a whole "three escorts"?

Want to take some silver from me?

Humph, there are no doors!

"You don't have to worry about this, I will give you a bank note later, and all the expenses during this period will be paid in it!"

"Your Majesty is wise!"

Hearing that he doesn't need to spend a penny, but just accompany him to eat and play, Zhang Twelve is in a good mood, and the second companion is better than the third companion!
Seeing this scene, the holy maiden of the Yue Kingdom was even more amazed: This person dared to ask the Emperor Tang for money...

Emperor Tang also rubbed his head, what a headache!This guy used to ask for money, but now in front of outsiders, are you so fucking embarrassed to open your mouth?
It's embarrassing to throw out of the country!

"By the way, there is a banquet to welcome envoys from various countries in Prince Xiang's Mansion today. You can bring the Holy Maiden of Yue Kingdom with you later—as for the evening, there should be many wing rooms in your mansion, right?"

Yesterday, the envoys of the four countries stayed overnight at the Youlai Inn outside the palace. The envoys of the other three countries will leave Jingzhou to return home after today. Only the Holy Maiden of the Yue Kingdom will stay here for a while.

So Emperor Tang thought that anyway, she would have to go shopping with Zhang Twelve the next day, and it would be inconvenient if she lived in the inn again. It would be better to stay in the Weiguo Duke's mansion, which would be convenient for protection, and he would not need to send someone alone.

"Your Majesty, the Zhang family's wing—it's really a little tight recently..."

Zhang Twelve said in a slightly embarrassed way.

"I'll pay you for the accommodation separately——is there any difficulty?"

Emperor Tang said angrily.

"Ah, no more! It's okay to be tight, I just need to think of a way. It's not easy for the saint to come to Tang Dynasty once, and I will try my best to arrange it no matter what I say!"

"........."

Emperor Tang looked helplessly at Zhang Twelve, this guy who got into Qian's eye...

And the Saintess of Yue State was even more touched: Didn't those literati all care about fame and wealth?With his poems and calligraphy, he can be called a master, but this is indifferent to fame and wealth - completely irrelevant!
Not only is this guy not indifferent, but he values ​​it very much!

…………

After saying this, Emperor Tang hurriedly drove Zhang Twelve away. As long as he was around, Emperor Tang would have a terrible headache, so he didn't dare to let him stay any longer...

Before, I was worried that the city of Yue State Saintess was too deep. Now that they are together, Tang Emperor is not worried at all. The two of them are not so fuel-efficient, let's hurt each other...

"Uncle Zhang, the little girl will be bothering you a lot these days, please trouble Uncle Zhang..."

As Zhang Twelve walked out, the saint of Yue Kingdom said politely.

But listening to her saying "Uncle Zhang County", Zhang Twelve felt a little awkward, and said, "The saint is polite, this is what I should—"

That's right, Emperor Tang's money is in place, how can he be dissatisfied?

"It's just that the holy girl doesn't need to be called the county uncle Zhang anymore, just call me by my name!"

"Then... I don't know who Zhang Xianbo's name is?"

The Saintess of Yue continued to ask.

"........."

This is indeed a bit embarrassing. Why do people call him County Uncle Zhang? It's because they don't even know who he is except that he is a county uncle!

"My surname is Zhang Twelve, you can call me Zhang Twelve or Twelve!"

"twelve?"

Hearing this, the Holy Maiden of the Yue Kingdom suddenly raised her voice, and there was a little excitement in her voice. Compared with those who were stunned when they first heard his name, their reactions were too special...

"Do you know what my name is?"

Looking at the delicate face of the saint of Yue, Zhang Twelve couldn't bear to swear: I'm not a fortune-teller when I step on a horse, how can I know?

"My name is Jiujiu!"

"Nine-nine?"

Zhang Twelve was stunned. From this point of view, she did have a reason to be surprised. The names of both of them are really weird enough, and they have something to do with numbers...

"It's Jiujiu, not eighty-nine nine! But it reads the same. If you don't need to call me a saint, just call me Jiujiu!"

"........."

Nine nine, twelve... Hehe, it's very artistic!

Such a familiar woman, Zhang Twelve still couldn't digest it for a while...

The two of them talked briefly and came outside the palace gate. The guard saw Zhang Twelve went in alone, but brought a woman out—this is a bit powerful...

Zhang Twelve said hello to the guards, and helped the Holy Maiden Jiujiu get into the carriage. After he got on the carriage himself, he told Du Lang who was still in a daze, "Go to Prince Xiang's Mansion!"

"Oh, yes, master..."

Watching the carriage gradually go away, the guards showed envious expressions: Look, this is the real man!Entering the palace is like a routine, and you can often bring girls out...

…………

East Palace, the meeting hall.

"Snapped!"

This is already the first teacup that the prince has broken—there are too many tea bowls to count. Anyway, the maid sweeps it once and the prince throws it once. She sweeps it again, and he throws it again. , will the prince stop falling?

But she only dared to think about it, but she didn't dare not to clean it. Just when she was about to step forward, the butler ran in from the outside and said, "Your Highness, Prince Kang is here!"

"Snapped!"

The last tea bowl was finally smashed on the ground, and there was nothing to smash, so the prince gave up and said, "Let him in!"

Seeing that the girl next to her was still in a daze, the prince frowned and said, "What are you looking at? Should I let Bengong clean up these things by himself?"

"Damn it, servant girl! I'll sweep it up immediately!"

The servant girl was almost scared out of her wits by the prince's words. The prince has been in a bad mood recently and has dismissed several servant girls. The dismissal alone is not enough. Several servant girls were beaten badly because they did something wrong. It was already dying when I pulled it out...

The little maid finally found an opportunity to work in the East Palace, and cherished it very much. After replying, she hurriedly cleaned up the broken bowls...

(End of this chapter)