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Chapter 384 Even children are cheated! (5th update, please subscribe!)

After Qin Yutong made such a statement, Lu Fujing felt that this matter should be possible, but she still asked curiously: "Are you really going to tell a story? Then you will be famous in Jingzhou in the future?"

Thinking of Zhang Twelve's famous reputation, Lu Fujing was both happy and worried: This bad guy is so attractive to women now, what should he do then?

"No, it's not famous in Jingzhou, I'm afraid it will be famous in Tang Dynasty!"

Qin Yutong on the side has also learned how to tease people. After she finished speaking, she looked at Lu Fujing and laughed "haha" for some reason...

The Saintess of Yue Kingdom who was on the side was a little surprised to see how the three of them got along so well.

In their country of Yue, a man can only marry one wife. I heard that many men in the Tang Dynasty have three wives and four concubines, but the relationship between so many women is not harmonious, and they are intriguing all day long.

She had been in touch with Zhang Twelve for only half a day, and she saw three close women beside him. They had great looks and different temperaments, but they didn't mean to reject him at all. This made her even more curious about Zhang Twelve...

This man really has some skills!
Although I don't know what kind of story they are telling, but since they can be so confident, it must be not bad, right?

Thinking about it this way, the Holy Maiden of the Yue Kingdom is full of expectations for the story Zhang Twelve will tell...

"No, no!"

Zhang Twelve pretended to shake his head and said, "How could it be that I said it myself? That's a loss of status!"

I am a dignified general of Zhenyuan, a county uncle, the eldest grandson of Duke Wei, and a member of the Secret Disc Division—although outsiders don't know...

With so many famous names, no matter how you look at yourself, you are a person of status, right?How could it be possible to show your face outside!
——from a very arrogant man...

"You don't talk? Then who else can talk except you?"

Qin Yutong asked again.

At this time, she really wanted to be like Lu Fujing, let her feet and Zhang Twelve's legs have an intimate contact!
Is there something wrong with this person? It's fine to tell the story out of chapters, but how can he speak in such a fragmented way? It's tempting. I really want to hit him!

Zhang Twelve looked at Lu Fujing, smiled and said, "Your brother can talk!"

"Yuner?"

Lu Fujing asked uncertainly.

"Exactly!"

Lu Yuner is definitely good, he is the one who listens to his own stories the most, and he has rich experience in storytelling!
Those children in Liangzhou and many children in Jingzhou have been poisoned by him, and this guy has completely inherited his own tradition of breaking chapters, and he knows very well where to break and what not to break-worse than himself. !
Speaking of it, Lu Yuner is not only good at telling stories, but if he is allowed to act, he must not be bad at it!He has a lot of fun with pulling a group of people to play against thunder every day, so it's no problem for him to play the role!

Thinking about it this way, Zhang Twelve felt that in addition to being a storyteller, it is not impossible to have a drama stage!Just to give those children who play against thunder every day a stage to show themselves!

What, make money for yourself?
Hehe, what are you talking about!

Money is something outside of me, what I do is to help the children realize their dreams...

Thinking about it this way, I suddenly feel that I am so great...

Now Lu Fujing was even more restless, even Zhang Shishishang felt unreliable, so she asked Lu Yuner to come on - isn't this a joke!
"How can Yuner do it? He's still so young..."

"It's not too young! It's been a year since I tied my hair, and it stands to reason that we can talk about marriage..."

As soon as Zhang Twelve finished speaking, Lu Fujing gave him a hard look, thinking maybe I'm twenty years old and haven't married yet, how can my brother marry at such a young age?

Regardless of Lu Fujing's eyes, Zhang Twelve continued: "Yuner is no longer studying, and he is getting older and older, and in a few years he will be the year of the weak crown—he can't be idle every day, can he?"

Looking at Lu Fujing thoughtfully, Zhang Twelve hurriedly hit the rails: "So, this can be regarded as a job! Didn't you just say that you will be famous in Jingzhou and famous in Tang Dynasty! Think about it, if this is the case In the future, wouldn’t Lu Yuner become a great lecturer? Even if Master Lu and Mrs. Lu knew about it, they would be very pleased!”

Zhang Twelve almost casually said the title of "the king of storytelling". If he really said that, Lu Fujing would most likely not agree with it. It would not be a decent business to hear it!
But when it comes to "teaching books", it sounds a bit more high-end, and it also has "everyone" as a suffix, which sounds very reliable...

"Is it really as good as you say?"

"Exactly!"

"He can't speak badly, can he?"

"If I can't speak well, I will let him speak? Isn't it a signboard for a restaurant!"

After hearing Zhang Twelve's words, Lu Fujing finally felt relieved, and said to Zhang Twelve with a smile, "Okay, then I agree, but—you have to talk to Yuner yourself, even if I agree, he won't see you." Gotta agree!"

Zhang Twelve smiled, thinking that as long as you agree, a Lu Yuner can escape from my palm?

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The matter was settled like this, Zhang Twelve felt that it was not too late, he had to arrange some things first, and then go back to the new house to do Lu Yuner's work - or let him know...

When I went downstairs, the people who had eaten in the hall had finished eating and left, and there were not many newcomers, which seemed very deserted.

Zhang Twelve saw that it was just right, and asked Zhou Quan to call some waiters over to remove the tables and chairs in the front row, and then ordered Zhou Quan to go to the street to find a carpenter to make a platform and a small table here.

Zhang Twelve doesn't know what props should be used for storytelling in ancient times, but he has seen the way of talking about cross talk, and he has explained it thoroughly, so let him do it today and put it here.

Seeing that Zhang Twelve asked people to remove the tables and chairs in the front row, Zhou Quan felt a little sad. He thought it was because the business in the store was not good and there were not many tables and chairs, so Zhang Twelve asked people to remove them. Some extra tables and chairs...

Although he was unwilling and didn't know what Zhang Twelve asked him to do, he agreed to do as his master ordered.

After making arrangements, Qin Yutong and Xiaohuan stayed in the store, while Lu Fujing and the Holy Maiden of Yue followed Zhang Twelve to the new house.

After crossing two streets, when I came to the gate of the new house, I happened to see Xidu Lu Yuner who was lying on the ground and was about to perform "Toad Kungfu". What made him even more dumbfounded was that even Li Er who lived next door ran Come over, he is playing the role of Master Yideng...

It's not good to play someone, play a cuckold...

Zhang Twelve joked in his heart.

"Cough cough..."

He coughed twice, indicating that he had arrived.

Lu Yuner, who was lying on the ground, heard the familiar voice, got up from the ground nervously, and shouted timidly: "Mr... sir..."

"Big brother..."

It was only then that Zhang Twelve discovered that Tang Emperor Zhang Tangyu was also here, but he was surrounded by a group of children just now, and he didn't know what role he was playing.

But what is certain is that Lu Yuner had a lot of fun in Jingzhou, so many children followed him every day...

Lu Fujing has been busy with the restaurant affairs during this time, and she has neglected to discipline Lu Yuner, especially when she saw Lu Yuner getting up from the ground covered in dirt, she had a terrible headache!
It seems that the idea of ​​letting him speak books is still very necessary!If it goes on like this, he will be useless...

"That's all for today, go, come home with me!"

After saying this, Zhang Twelve pulled Lu Yuner and Zhang Tangyu into the house...

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In the vestibule.

"What? Let me tell a story? No!"

After listening to Zhang Twelve's proposal, Lu Yuner shook his head quickly and immediately rejected it.

"why not?"

After Zhang Twelve asked, Lu Yuner thought for a while and said, "There are so many people... I'm afraid I can't speak well..."

"Then how can you tell a story well when you tell other people?"

"That's because—they are all children, and they are all willing to listen to stories! Those in the restaurant are all adults..."

Lu Yuner's meaning was obvious. He felt that the reason why his playmates were willing to listen to his stories was because they were young, and the people who ate in the restaurant were all adults. How should I put it?

"Do you think I'm an adult?"

Lu Yuner raised his head and glanced at Zhang Twelve, and said, "Mr. is naturally an adult..."

"I still love hearing these stories at my age, and I'm sure everyone else will too!"

After Zhang Twelve finished speaking, Lu Yuner was thoughtful, thinking that it seemed to be so reasonable, but he looked at Zhang Twelve again, and then said: "Mr. ?”

What he thought in his heart was that if something good happened, the husband would definitely be the first to run up, so how could it be his turn?

Therefore, this matter is fraudulent!
This shows how unbearable Zhang Twelve's character is in Lu Yuner's heart...

"Well--I naturally want to give you this good opportunity! Don't think about it, everyone will like to hear your story and everyone knows you. This is much better than being the champion!"

Having said that, Lu Yuner's eyes clearly showed disbelief.

Zhang Twelve was helpless for a while, he didn't expect this guy to be so difficult to deal with, looked at Zhang Tangyu next to him, and suddenly came up with an idea.

"Tang Yu!"

"Here, big brother!"

Although Lu Yuner was not moved by what Zhang Twelve said just now, Zhang Tangyu next to him was moved.

Zhang Tangyu's situation is very similar to Lu Yuner's. They are about the same age, both love to play, and their studies are like a bible for them.

But Zhang Tangyu's situation is even more serious than Lu Yuner's. He is a descendant of Duke Wei. If he doesn't have a skill, he can't rely on his grandfather's residual heat to survive in the future, right?

So he was tempted!
"If you were asked to tell a story, would you be willing?"

"As long as Big Brother thinks Tangyu is good, then Tangyu will go!"

Zhang Tangyu answered decisively, especially when he thought of being famous in the Tang Dynasty, his mouth widened - I'm about to become famous...

To be honest, Zhang Twelve had occasionally heard Zhang Tangyu tell stories, although it was okay, but compared with Lu Yuner, it was far worse.

Lu Yuner has at least seen how he tells stories, he has obtained his true biography, he tells it with both hands and feet, and he tells it vividly, the No. 1 choice in his heart is still Lu Yuner!

Zhang Twelve nodded, glanced at Lu Yuner, pretended to look down on him, and said directly: "Look at Tang Yu, who is the same age, and he has not been telling stories for as long as you. He dares, but you Don't dare, it's shameful!"

Hearing this, Lu Yuner blushed directly: "Isn't it just telling stories, who is afraid! Just tell it!"

"Okay! This is the man!"

I didn't expect this guy to be so careless. After a little excitement, I couldn't stand it immediately. If I knew this, why waste so much time?

"Brother, what about me?"

Poor Zhang Tangyu watched Zhang Twelve reach an agreement with Lu Yuner in an instant, and he was left here just after expressing his loyalty. It was a bit desolate...

"You, too! When Lu Yuner tells the story of the monkey, you can tell the story of the big eagle!"

Zhang Twelve thought for a while and said, "You tell them during the day, and I will tell you new stories at night, okay?"

"it is good!"

The two teenagers were extremely excited when they heard this sentence, and replied in unison.

Tell the two of them to come to him again in the evening, tell the story to be told tomorrow, and the two of them went out.

From the beginning to the end, Lu Fujing didn't say a word, she just wanted to see how Zhang Twelve could convince her difficult brother, but unexpectedly he had a way to take Lu Yuner down with just a few words...

The Yue Kingdom Saintess was thinking next to her, this man even cheats on children...

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The palace, the imperial study.

The ground was unprecedentedly messy. Many books, brushes, and ink cartridges were thrown on the ground. Emperor Tang sat on the chair next to the desk with a gloomy face, staring at the only three books left on the desk that had been opened. Memorial...

The memorial was submitted by the envoys of Xiliang, Wu, and Chen. Logically speaking, the memorial is usually handed over in the early court. Appearing here at this time, one can imagine how serious the things inside are.

"Snapped!"

The only three memorials left on the table were also thrown to the ground by Emperor Tang, and they were empty...

"This scoundrel! Ahem..."

Emperor Tang scolded angrily, and he coughed violently, coughing and cursing at the same time, which shows how angry he is...

"Squeak~"

At this moment, Wu De opened the door and walked in. Seeing the mess in the room, he sighed in his heart, stepped forward and said to Emperor Tang: "Your Majesty, the dragon's body is the most important thing, don't get angry!"

"Wu De, how can I not be angry, how can I not be angry! Cough cough..."

Emperor Tang coughed a few times in a row, Wu De hurried over to help him pat his back, Emperor Tang got better now, not just coughing because of anger, his face flushed very red, coupled with his extremely angry expression , some appalling!
"He is the prince of a country! How could he do such a thing in front of the envoys and officials of various countries? Could it be that he wants to completely embarrass Datang?"

Emperor Tang slapped the table hard and roared loudly.

Obviously, the news that the crown prince insulted and beat the envoys in Prince Xiang's mansion has already spread into the palace...

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