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Chapter 391: The monkey speaks! (Please subscribe!)
Today's "Twelve Restaurant" is extremely popular, the lobby on the first floor is full of seats—it is really full of seats, there is not a single vacant seat.

But the room didn't seem particularly crowded, because apart from these sitting customers, there were no extra customers in the restaurant, and everyone else was invited out...

Before noon, there was no sign that the restaurant was ready for dinner.

The customers in the hall were not in a hurry, they were all happily chatting there, because for them, being able to sit here at this time was a supreme honor...

At this time, Zhou Quan, the shopkeeper of the restaurant, came out, motioned everyone to be quiet, and said, "First of all, thank you for visiting our Twelve Restaurant!"

These words aroused sparse applause, most of which were led by the waiters in the restaurant, because those customers thought to themselves, everyone came for free, if it wasn't free, who would come?Thank you, aren't you stupid?
Zhou Quan didn't care, and said: "Our restaurant opens at noon, so please don't worry. Before that, the restaurant has prepared some small programs for you, I hope you like them!"

After finishing speaking, Zhou Quan stepped back, and the customers in the hall were confused when they heard what he said: Your restaurant still holds shows?What a handjob!

At this time, Lu Yuner had already come down from the second floor, his face was still full of apprehension and nervousness, after all, it was the first time to tell a story in front of so many people, it would be false not to be nervous...

When everyone saw the young man coming down from the second floor to the table in front of the hall, they were very curious. What is this for?

Lu Yuner glanced back at the second floor, just in time to see Zhang Twelve nodding towards him, he felt more at ease, cleared his throat, and began to speak: "The poem says: Chaos is not divided, the sky and the earth are chaotic, the vastness is vast, and no one sees it." .Since Pangu opened up the primordial realm, and opened up the distinction between clear and turbid..."

When Lu Yuner first started speaking, everyone was still in a daze. They only felt that what the young man was reading had never been heard before, and it seemed to have some meaning. When he heard the monkey jumping out of the stone, his eyes were full of splendor. Surprised.

Then when they heard that the monkey jumped into the Water Curtain Cave and finally became the Monkey King, they all shouted in unison!
Lu Yuner was a little nervous at the beginning, but after speaking for a while, everyone present cheered so much, which was beyond his expectation.

Taking a closer look, everyone's expressions were no different from those of the children who had just heard his story, and they felt relieved: So, everyone likes to listen to this story!

Zhang Twelve on the second floor saw that Lu Yuner had gradually entered the country, so he smiled happily, and said to Lu Fujing next to him, "Look what I said? There is nothing wrong with Yuner talking about this!"

"Shh! Don't talk!"

Lu Fujing didn't even look at him, she just said this, Zhang Twelve looked sideways, okay!Lu Fujing and the saintesses of the Yue Kingdom all looked at Lu Yuner downstairs attentively, listening with gusto...

Even if Qin Yutong had heard this story before, she also looked serious at this time, and smiled when she heard something funny, which shows how attractive this story is to them!
Seeing this scene, Zhang Twelve was not angry. Doesn't this mean that his idea worked?Even my own people are fascinated by it, let alone others?

At this time, the restaurant was very quiet. Only Lu Yuner's voice echoed in the restaurant. Everyone held their breath for fear of missing a little detail. No one shouted to say dinner. For them, the story now It's more important and interesting than eating...

The story also advances layer by layer, and goes deep into the monkey's apprenticeship. When hearing that the monkey has learned 72 transformations and a somersault, when did everyone see such a big brain hole?

A somersault is one hundred and eight thousand miles, the land of Datang is probably not so long, right?

72 changes?If I can, what should I become?Do you want to become a little bee and fly to a woman's boudoir...

Everyone's thoughts were led by Lu Yun'er's story and flew all the way. After the monkey came back from learning skills, and then the monkey defeated the Bull Demon King and was proud of the monkey group, the enthusiasm of the people reached its peak, and everyone shouted and applauded!
Seeing this scene, Zhang Twelve couldn't help thinking that in the era he lived in, everyone watched Hollywood blockbusters and worshiped the American superheroes in them, but now, seeing everyone's excitement and enthusiasm, it seems that Sun Houzi is a Chinese superhero!

And the people who stayed outside the restaurant because they didn't get a seat at the "Twelve Restaurant" were surprised to find out why the restaurant was sometimes so quiet and scary, and sometimes shouted loudly?
In the end, the story came to the Heavenly Court. After learning about the supernatural powers of the monkey, Taibai Jinxing was sent down to the mortal world to recruit the monkey to the Heavenly Court to be a Bi Mawen, and it came to an abrupt end...

Lu Yuner bowed to everyone and went straight back to the second floor...

Everyone just heard the key point, but they didn't want Lu Yuner to stop talking suddenly, but they were suffocated, and they shouted directly——

"Why did you stop? What about the next story? Tell me quickly!"

"Did that monkey go to Heaven? You're so anxious!"

"Needless to say, with such great abilities, how could a monkey go to heaven to be a Bi Mawen?"

"No, no matter how powerful the monkey is, he has to be taken care of by the Heavenly Court!"

"........."

There were quarrels downstairs one after another, and Lu Yuner had already arrived on the second floor, looked at Zhang Twelve and asked a little shyly: "Sir, is the speech all right?"

At this moment, Lu Yuner was even more nervous than when he was telling the story, and looked at Zhang Twelve eagerly, wanting to hear what he had to say.

Without even thinking about it, Zhang Twelve said directly, "I'm not as good as you in telling stories!"

"Really?"

Lu Yuner's eyes were shining.

"Of course, when did Mister lie to you!"

"........."

Seeing Lu Yuner's unconvinced expression, Zhang Twelve's old face suddenly turned red, and he kicked his ass, muttering: "I don't believe the truth, please beat me..."

Lu Yuner smiled and avoided, with a satisfied expression on his face...

After Lu Yuner left, Lu Fujing asked, "Is what you said true?"

"Of course!"

In terms of storytelling alone, Lu Yuner is definitely much better than him.

Because Zhang Twelve only knows the story, but Lu Yuner tells it to others every day, and he also cooperates with relying on death to fight thunder, positioning each character very accurately, so he can tell it with ease and grasp it Very good!

And every time he pauses is just right, especially this guy has completely learned the essence of Zhang Twelve's broken chapters, and it's even better, which can be heard from the noisy disputes downstairs...

Looking at Lu Fujing's fiery eyes, Zhang Twelve said dissatisfiedly, "Why, you still don't believe me?"

"letter!"

"Then you are?"

"Did the monkey go to Heaven?"

"........."

This, I didn't expect Lu Fujing to be addicted...

"Yuner will talk tomorrow, just wait and listen tomorrow!"

"not good!"

This time, it wasn't just Lu Fujing who was dissatisfied, even the saintesses of the Yue Kingdom next to her echoed her.

Before, the Holy Maiden of Yue Kingdom didn't know what the story Zhang Twelve was telling, but after hearing it today, she was deeply involved—is there such a novel story in this world?
The annoying thing is, why did you stop talking about the key points?

Just now the maid Xiaohuan said that Zhang Twelve used to tell stories like this, and every time he got to a critical point, he would get stuck in the master, which made people appetite, so Lu Fujing and the saint of Yue Kingdom have long been dissatisfied...

Seeing the behavior of the two women, Zhang Twelve didn't know whether he should cry or laugh...

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When everyone downstairs was arguing one after another, Zhou Quan had already walked out with a smile.

"Everyone, please be quiet and listen to me!"

The people who were arguing just now stopped when they saw Zhou Quan came out, and someone took the lead in shouting: "Boss, keep talking!"

"That's right, shopkeeper, did that monkey go to Heaven?"

"........."

Zhou Quan also smiled wryly, it was the first time he had heard this story, and he had the same thoughts as this group of people, he also wanted to know if the monkey went to heaven or not!

But, the monkey went upstairs... Oh, no, it was Lu Yuner who went upstairs, whether the monkey went to heaven or not can only be revealed tomorrow...

Thinking of this, Zhou Quan was very excited again: It seems that the young master's method is going to work!

"Everyone, since it's lunch time, the story will naturally stop—if you want to hear the story, you can listen to it after dinner!"

"We won't eat, let's finish the story first!"

"Yes! Can't we spend money?"

"Or it won't be free, we'll pay for dinner later, why don't you tell the story first!"

"........."

The voices of the masses are strong, and the desire for the story is also sincere, but Zhou Quan is helpless, so he can only smile and say: "Everyone's feelings can be understood by Mr. Zhou. To be honest, this is the first time Mr. Zhou has heard of this story. Talking about you, now I can't wait to drag our little gentleman to tell me, did this monkey go to Heaven to become the Bi Mawen or stay in Huaguo Mountain and become the Monkey King!"

Then he sighed again and said, "Hey, but he didn't say anything! What can I do? It's driving Mr. Xiao into a hurry, and none of us can hear the story, right?"

Hearing what he said, everyone also felt that it made sense. The story is in people's minds. If it makes people unhappy, if they don't tell it, are they still listening to ghosts?
So everyone stopped talking and listened to Zhouquan to continue speaking.

Seeing that his words had worked well, Zhou Quan was a little proud, so he began to tell what Zhang Twelve had explained before.

According to Zhang Twelve, in the future, the "Twelve Restaurant" will open the door to tell stories at Chen hour every day, end at Si hour, start eating at noon, and then continue telling stories at Never hour after eating, end at Shen hour, and start dinner at You hour ...

And every day at Chen Shi, as long as the hall is full of people, the door will be closed to tell stories, and other people who cannot get in will have no way to hear it.

It’s the same in the afternoon, if you want to listen to a story, you have to have a seat, and those who listen to the story here have to eat, this story is equivalent to a meal...

Hearing this, everyone was in an uproar, excited for being able to enter the restaurant today, but at the same time worried about whether they could come in tomorrow morning, but they had already decided in their hearts that they would not leave after dinner, they wanted to listen to Afternoon story!

And those drinkers who originally decided to go to "Wenxianglai" to drink after eating the free meal here also gave up this idea. You need to drink wine, but you need to listen to stories!
Isn't it just ten taels a catty? It was affordable before, and it is affordable now. Besides, the food here is much better than "Wen Xiang Lai", and there are such wonderful stories to listen to. Thinking about it this way, it's too Good deal!

Most of the others had this idea, so after serving the free dishes and wine, these people ordered a lot of more dishes and spirits.

Because they were going to eat free meals, many people at the table were patched together and did not know each other. But now they have a common topic of monkeys, and they have a very happy conversation. How can ten dishes be enough?How can a catty of spirits be enough?
So, it was said to be free, but the food and spirits in the restaurant were more than what they actually sold. The back kitchen and the waiter were very busy, and Zhou Quan laughed: "It's fun to hang out with the young master." !
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In the wing room on the third floor, what Zhang Twelve said was dry mouth...

When the story came to the end of the monkey's havoc in the Heavenly Palace, Zhang Twelve stopped again, which immediately aroused the extreme dissatisfaction of Lu Fujing and the two saints and daughters of the Yue Kingdom——you, why are you still breaking the chapter?
Zhang Twelve wanted to cry but had no tears, God is sorry, he didn't really want to break the chapter, it was because he was too thirsty after talking for so long!

When Lu Yuner was speaking, there were still pauses and rests. Some people brought tea and water, but he was completely dry talking!
After talking for so long, my mouth is already parched, and my hungry chest is sticking to my belly. Iron Man can't bear it, let alone his meat?

So Zhang Twelve protested, just as the servants also brought food, Chen Qiaoxi hurried over to smooth things over, Zhang Twelve was finally liberated, and had a chance to catch his breath, drink water, and eat...

Satisfied with food and drink, Zhang Twelve escaped directly on the pretext of going to the toilet...

He doesn't want to talk anymore...

After Lu Fujing knew that Zhang Twelve had escaped, she became angry for a while, and she clenched her fist and vowed to beat Zhang Twelve; Angry!
Why did this man leave himself behind again?

Fortunately, there are still stories to listen to in the afternoon, and the saintess of Yue Kingdom is not so anxious...

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Smell the fragrance, in the wing room on the second floor.

Yang Zexin was drinking by himself when the young gentleman knocked on the door again and came in.

"How is it, have you gone in?"

Yang Zexin took a sip and asked.

"Young master, you can't get in!"

Thinking of what happened just now, the young man's expression was unimaginable. He thought that it would not be long before all the people in the "Twelve Restaurant" would come out after dinner, so he asked a few people to ask about the situation.

But after waiting for a long time, let alone someone came out, "Twelve Restaurant" didn't even open the door once, and he even wondered if some kind of illegal activity was going on inside...

Yang Zexin was extremely puzzled when he heard this, and wanted to find his "informant" Lu San to inquire about the situation, but Lu San might not be able to get out after entering the "Twelve Restaurant" for a while, so he had to give up...

(End of this chapter)