Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 106 Fighting Wine 3
The wine barrel stroked his mustache, nodded with a hum, took a step forward, put his hands behind his back, and spoke while pacing.

"Lift your butt, drink it all over again!"

As soon as he said that, Bai Feng almost spit.

Bai Feng was also concerned about the quality of this wine barrel, and even thought that he would be able to speak a lot of words, but it would take a lot of work, who knew that the toasts that this guy exported were all vernacular, and all of them were nutritious It's just a jingle at the wine table.

After the wine barrel finished speaking, he snorted proudly and looked up at a 45-degree angle.

Bai Feng coughed, tried hard not to laugh out loud, and was right.

"Move your butt, show respect!"

The wine barrel snorted, and said another word.

"A man can't make good friends if he doesn't drink!"

Bai Feng will come again immediately.

"If a woman doesn't drink, there will be no love!"

"The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You can say what you say."

"I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack."

"Deep feelings, boring mouthful!"

"Emotionally shallow, lick it!"

"Thick feelings, not enough to drink!"

"Weak feelings, can't drink!"

"Emotional iron, drink blood!"

"Wash your mouth one by two!"

"Three twos and fours are not considered wine!"

"Five twos six twos walk against the wall!"

"It's still roaring in twos and eights!"

"The east wind blows, the war drum thunders, whoever drinks today is afraid of whom!"

"Half a catty is not worth wine, and a catty walks against the wall, and half a catty walks against the wall, and I won't go."

……

The two of you kept going back and forth for no less than half an hour, the mouth of the wine barrel was dry, and the eyes were red. Although this toast is vulgar, if you keep saying it without repeating it, he will slowly start to feel guilty. I feel that some brains are not enough, and I know fewer and fewer toasts.

Bai Feng was interested in it at first, but later it became more and more boring. In her world, there were not many friends in her circle of friends who posted one or two such low-end toasts, and it was definitely more connotative than this philosophy?
So at the back she waved her hand directly to signal a pause.

Zhao Linlin's eyes widened suddenly, revealing ecstasy.

"Haha, Bai Feng, do you sometimes admit defeat?"

Just when all the diners and spectators thought that Bai Feng had lost, Bai Feng turned her eyebrows upside down, looking at Zhao Linlin like a silly B and asking.

"Are you out of your mind? When I say a timeout is admitting defeat? I think I'm losing? I just think it's boring and unfair. Since it's a toast, there should be a back and forth. I can accept the move when he makes a move. Now You have to give me some opportunities to make moves, right? After all, so many people are watching, you are so shameless... are you embarrassed?"

"you!"

Zhao Linlin's body was like sifting through chaff, and she pointed at Bai Feng with her slender fingers.

"Okay, I'll let you go first!"

Bai Feng smiled and nodded, then looked at the wine barrel playfully, showing his white teeth.

"Idiot, you can pick it up, my old lady is not as uneducated as you!"

"you……!"

The wine barrel was so angry that he wanted to retort, but Bai Feng had already started!

"I am willing to drink with my neighbor, and drink all the remaining cups in isolation."

The wine barrel was in a daze, unable to understand at all...

"What?"

"Alcohol is not intoxicating. Everyone is drunk. Liu Ling is ashamed of drinking a thousand cups. Invite Chang'e to drink with the moon, and meet with melancholy wine in the river. Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle is a pleasure, and you must drink thousands of cups at a time. Drunk on the table. Jun Moxiao, how many people can sober up the deep taste of alcohol?"

"What? What is it?"

"The luminous cup of grape wine, if you want to drink the pipa, you will destroy it immediately. Jun Moxiao, who is drunk on the battlefield, how many people have fought in ancient times?"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and let me eliminate eternal sorrows together!"

"The ancient sages are lonely, but the drinkers leave their names!"

"When Chen Wang was in the old days, he feasted in peace and joy, and fought with thousands of people to have fun!"

"Why does the master say that you have less money, you have to sell it to the king!"

……

The wine barrel is in a daze...

Zhao Linlin was stunned...

Tang Long was stunned...

Qian Chuanzi is in a daze...

Huang Li was stunned...

All the anchors are confused...

All diners are stunned...

All the people who watched the fun were stunned together...

……

"This is the toast that the ancients said, why, haven't you heard it? Have you graduated from primary school? Do you think you can say a few jingles and pretend to know the toast?"

Bai Feng smiled sarcastically, and the face of the wine barrel turned red from the top of his head to his heels. Although he didn't understand, he didn't dare to say arrogantly that the other party was talking nonsense. He had also heard ancient poems and toasts. Character, if you lose, you lose. He won't roll around on the spot. He looked awkwardly at Zhao Linlin who was stupefied in strength, and then said to Bai Feng.

"Okay, I'm not good enough in the toast, I admit defeat, but the second round depends entirely on strength, if you want to rely on your mouth again, you have to be careful!"

After the wine barrel finished speaking, he clapped his hands, and the dozen or so men and women next to him opened all the blue and white porcelain bottles that had been placed, and the whole room immediately smelled of alcohol!

Tang Longang was also delighted that Bai Feng had won the first round, but after seeing the second round, his face immediately became ugly.

"This game is a wine tasting. Not only the year and place of origin of the wine, but also the degree and name of the wine! Based on the fifteen wines, the person who guesses the most correctly wins!"

The barrel made a gesture of please, and smiled.

"Lady first!"

But Tang Long waved his hand at this moment to stop him immediately.

"Wait a minute, let's make it clear first, what is the basis for judging whether the guess is right or wrong, otherwise who knows if you have made any tricks?"

Bai Feng waved his hand indifferently.

"No, let's not say that they are all blue and white porcelain bottles without labels. Let's talk about the rice bucket and me. Since we are both experts, naturally no one can fool the other. The rice bucket is not very capable, but the wine quality is like character, and it should be much better than Zhao Linlin. !"

Zhao Linlin's face was dark, and she was about to curse a few words, but Bai Feng and Jiu Tong had already started.

The two didn't taste it, but one from the front and the other from the back, each started to sniff lightly. Tang Long sighed, if he could smell it, it would definitely be better than a police dog. Fifteen different degrees The wines are mixed together, and the tastes of the wines overlap with each other, and the difficulty is +10086...

"83 years, 62-degree brandy, produced in Paris, France!"

"99 years, 42% vodka, produced in New Zealand!"

"85 years, 38 degrees Tequila, produced in Japan!"

"90 years, Shanxi Fenjiu, 42%!"

……

The two talked to each other, until the last bottle, the two looked at each other, but they both stopped talking in unison. The scene was a little awkward for a while...

The spectators thought that the two of them couldn't figure it out, and they couldn't help but hold their breath, but Bai Feng suddenly smiled and opened his mouth.

"Idiot, this comparison is boring, these are ordinary goods, if you agree, there are some special things in my wine cellar..."

"Okay! Bring it to overtime!"

Bai Feng nodded, and said hello to Qian Chuanzi beside him, Qian Chuanzi jumped off the bar, took out a piece of bamboo tube and a porcelain altar from the wine cellar without much effort.

Bai Feng smiled.

"Idiot, I will let you in this game, as long as you can guess either of these two, I will lose!"

(End of this chapter)