Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 272 A Talk Show That Doesn't Cost Money
Bai Feng smiled, shook her head with a smile.

"Hehe, I don't have any money. My Longfeng Chengxiang has gone bankrupt. I have to do a variety show. However, I don't have to spend money to hire celebrities to make a good variety show..."

Bai Feng explained a few words, and there was booing from the audience. Obviously, no one believed her nonsense...

Wu Jianbin was a little embarrassed, glared at these people, and asked again with a smile.

"Then what kind of program are you going to do?"

"Talk show!"

"Talk show?"

"Talk show!"

"This...we have done this before, but...it seems not easy..."

Bai Feng smiled. Of course she knew it was not easy. The so-called talk show, to put it bluntly, is to tell jokes. First, you can’t plagiarize. ...

Of course, the most important point is that you have to have a good continuity. This is also the most difficult thing in talk shows. This kind of show is not a movie. You end it after 90 minutes. It may be half a year, a year, or even ten years.

Think about it, if you tell other people the same jokes for ten years, your scalp will tingle just thinking about it, Bai Feng explained with a smile.

"Director Wu, don't worry, I'm sure, I'll report the show in a while, and, to save time, let's broadcast live here..."

"what?"

This time everyone was shocked, live broadcast, are you kidding me?Live talk show?Are you crazy?

After the meeting, Bai Feng went to report for the program, but at the corner of the corridor, he heard two smoking colleagues chatting.

"Hey, what do you think Mr. Bai is thinking? Live talk show, is this courting death? How do you listen and talk?"

"Hey, it's not all bad. Think about it, if the host is successful, it will be popular. If the host fails and a joke is made, it will be even more popular. Anyway, it will definitely be popular..."

"That's true, but why did she come to our TV station? The matter of her robbing someone else's husband has not passed yet. If someone finds out that she has recorded a show, it may be difficult if the show doesn't become popular..."

"That's what I said, but I'm afraid that there will be a lot of people scolding at that time. It's notorious! I don't care about her. Anyway, if the show is really pornographic, I will slap my ass and leave, and go to the county TV station. Anyway Can get an office director Dangdang."

……

Bai Feng smiled, if there hadn't been an incident about the Zhaixing Tower, she might have gone up and whipped these two people, but now, she has seen it all, and you can say it if you like, everything depends on your strength. You all shut up!

After going downstairs, I discussed the details with Wu Jianbin. Wu Jianbin was also very interesting, and directly set Baifeng's talk show at the prime time at [-] pm.

As for the audience at the scene, Bai Feng asked Qian Chuanzi to bring a group of classmates and regular customers of the restaurant to fill up the number. After everything was discussed, Bai Feng returned to his seat and roughly conceived the theme of the evening. Finally, [-] o'clock in the evening quietly approached.

At [-]:[-], Bai Feng almost knelt down when she saw the attire in the live broadcast room. The attire could not even be described as shoddy.

On one background wall, only an acrylic board was used to paste an arched line of words - Baifeng talk show!

Apart from this, except for a piece of light on the stage, Mao had no...

The audience below were quite cooperative. Qian Chuanzi stood at the front, gesticulating, obviously playing the role of a supporter. As soon as he raised his hand, the audience below yelled, and when he pressed his hand, he immediately fell silent. up.

He clenched his fist, and Bai Feng was surprised to find that there were still a few audience members crying, thinking that your second aunt is too professional.

While she was in a daze, a staff member bent over and ran up, checked her headset, and whispered.

"Boss Bai, it's about to start. Get ready and pay attention to our gestures!"

Bai Feng nodded, turned his eyes to the camera, and the director started to do 3, 2, 1 movements!
After 1 was over, Bai Feng smiled naturally, relaxed his hands naturally, and said with a smile.

"Welcome all viewers and friends to watch "Baifeng Talk Show". Tonight from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-], I will share with you the good and interesting things. I am the host Baifeng!"

"As we all know, bear children, almost every family will meet, maybe your nephew, maybe your niece, maybe your neighbor's kid, maybe a kid who came to your house as a guest.

So what kind of child can be called a bear child, and what should we do when we encounter a bear child?please……"

As soon as Bai Feng started speaking, everyone below was convinced, especially Wu Jianbin and other hosts who were listening to Bai Feng hosting the show in the background. He smiled and pointed to the screen.

"Look at the host, the host who became a monk halfway, looking at the aura, this expression, it doesn't look like you all, hosting the show and memorizing the text..."

At this time, Lao Huang and his wife Xiufen, who were waiting in front of the TV, were sitting on the sofa after washing. His wife Xiufen remembered that she had bought a watermelon and hadn't eaten it for several days. She got up and said while walking. .

"Old Huang, hurry up, "My Lover" will end in 2 minutes, hurry up and switch to Qinxi Satellite TV! I'll go and cut up the watermelon..."

After speaking, he got up and left, and after a while, he came in with a sliced ​​watermelon, and when he saw a woman appearing on the TV, he immediately cursed.

"You are deaf, why are you asked to change the channel!"

Lao Huang smiled and pointed to the TV screen.

"Look, isn't this just Qinxi Satellite TV? It didn't show "My Lover" tonight. The new "Baifeng Talk Show" is coming out. Hurry up and watch it. It's very funny! Speaking of bears, I think our grandson is A brat, a few days ago he used firecrackers to blow up their neighbor's septic tank, and the neighbor was squatting in a latrine, good guy, he blown up his shit... the butt that was spanked by his father is swollen Like steamed buns..."

"What kind of crap show, why don't you talk about my grandson, I don't care, I just want to watch "My Lover"!"

"Oh, what "My Lover" is completely rubbish TV series, you watch it every day, you are suspicious, either the third or the fourth, this one cheated, that one with the cuckold, how unhealthy, listen to this, it's so funny!"

The old lady refused to listen, and within 5 minutes of staring at the TV, she even forgot to eat the watermelon.

Bai Feng went on stage to continue speaking.

"So what should we do when we encounter a bad boy who gives us headaches? I have a friend named Goudan who deals with bad boys like this.

One day, when Goudan went to work, he found a brat kid rowing his car with a key. He wanted to teach him a lesson, but before he could speak, the kid’s mother ran over and said with a smile, the kid is still young, no Sensible, after finishing talking, take the child and leave!
Goudan thought it was all in the same community, so forget it, but who knew that the next day, the car was rowed by that brat again...

On the third day, when Goudan saw that the brat was rowing again, he smiled and gave the kid one yuan, and patiently enlightened the kid, saying yes, good boy, every time you row a car in the future, uncle will give you one yuan. Everyone in the community has their cars zoned out, and uncle will buy you a big box of candy!
As a result, when Goudan went to work on the fifth day, dozens of property owners in the community blocked the Xiongzi’s house. After inquiring, it was discovered that this Xiongzi really took all the cars of everyone in the community. The loss, at least more than 100 million..."

Lao Huang sighed and pointed to the TV.

"Old woman, listen, it's terrible. Hurry up and call your daughter and ask them to discipline the child well. If our grandson makes trouble like this again, we may have to sell the house to lose money."

The old lady was scared without reminding her, she patted her thigh and said.

"Yeah, it's true now that I think about it. You said that last time he blew up someone's septic tank, but fortunately no one was injured. If he blew up his neighbors, it would be a big deal. Let me tell you Now this brat, you should clean up properly, yes, I'll call them right away!"

Bai Feng smiled and continued to tell the story.

"I also have a friend named Dahei. He really hates children, especially bear children. Once his friend brought a child to visit, and this child was very bearish. He rummaged through things in Dahei's house. Dahei even Tell me jokingly, if you lose something in the future, don’t look for it, take a few brats to your house, and you will definitely find it.

Dahei's way of educating the bear children is more clever than Goudan. After this bear boy damaged his digital camera, Dahei finally couldn't control it anymore. He personally made a bubble for the child with washing powder and water. And patiently educate the children, after you go back, pour all your mother's cosmetics into the basin, add water, and the bubbles that blow out will be colorful!

The child believed it was true. After returning home, when her mother came back, the child ran to ask her mother why the bubbles she blown were not colorful. The mother ran into the bathroom suspiciously and saw that cosmetics worth tens of thousands of yuan had been poured into the water. In the basin, it collapsed in an instant, and then, the child's butt was beaten into seven colors..."

Qian Chuanzi waved his hand to the people below, who immediately burst into laughter...

One hour, whether it is long or not, Bai Feng has just said two or three jokes, and the time is up.

"Okay, due to time constraints, we will stop talking about the topic of bear children today. If you like our program, please watch it on time tomorrow at eight o'clock. I am Bai Feng, an unprofessional professional host! Thank you everyone !"

As soon as the words fell, the director clapped his hands and signaled OK, Bai Feng immediately relaxed, and a staff member ran up to pick her earphones and praised her.

"Mr. Bai, the talk show you talked about is really great! I was fascinated by it just now, and it touched my heart. We have a bear child in our family, my sister's child, let me tell you, It made me miserable, I managed to save some private money, no matter where I hid it, I couldn’t find it the next day, so I let this little guy dig it out and buy cigarettes for his father!”

"Hehe, thank you, you all worked hard today!"

"Hey, it should be. Boss Bai worked hard. You must be thirsty after talking for an hour. Hurry back to the backstage. There is tea in the backstage, and the temperature is just right!"

Bai Feng thanked the other party again, got up and went backstage.

(End of this chapter)