Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 279 Crazy Novel
Chapter 279 Crazy Novel
It's a pity that Baifeng disappointed everyone, first the bear kid, then the year-end award, then the most popular song, then the best novel, the most anticipated movie, the most wronged thing, and the worst behavior.Finally, it was those years in the army, which completely aroused an audience who seemed to be insignificant, but they could be connected.
You never served in the army?Well, you have always met bear kids, right?No?Okay, so you always give out year-end bonuses, right?You haven't been to work?Well, then you have listened to songs and watched movies, right?
There are endless themes, there is always one that suits you!
Three days later, in Jiangbei Kindergarten, after a nap, the teachers began to distribute afternoon snacks to the kindergarten children. The school supplied it with Rainbow Milk provided by Rainbow Food Company.
Seeing that the milk was coming, most of the children in this group started to make a fuss, and shouted when they got it.
"Look at me again, look at me again, and drink you up if you look at me again!"
Teacher Wang, who led the class, sighed helplessly, and complained to the teaching assistant next to him.
"Hey, for the kids now, an advertisement is more effective than what we said. Now that the children see Rainbow Milk, they will never drink milk unless they say this. I don't know who thought it. This advertisement is too magical!"
Assistant teacher Li burst out laughing.
"Hehe, don't tell me, my kid is already in the first year of high school, and he also reacts like this when he goes home to drink Rainbow milk. Every time he drinks it, he has to shout a slogan..."
In the evening, at nine thirty.It was four days since Bai Feng released the novel.
"The Legend of the Youth Cultivating Immortals", 1838 clicks, 2192 recommendations, 44300 words, 1003 favorites!
This result made Bai Feng a little dumbfounded. It's only been four days. Unexpectedly, the collection has already broken the [-] mark!
Even though Bai Feng had thought about it countless times, now that he saw it for real, he was so excited that he twitched.
Looking at the comments again, the number of comments has exceeded 500!
"Wow, who wrote it so awesomely? It can't be the vest opened by some platinum god?"
"This book is going to explode, the grades are so against the sky, I haven't recommended it yet..."
"It seems that I haven't signed a contract yet. It will take a few more waves of recommendations. It's definitely time to take off!"
"I've been chasing since the beginning, the more I chase, the more I can't fall asleep, I'm cultivating immortals every day in my dreams..."
"Compared with this book, I feel that the fantasy written by the great god can't be read..."
"I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night watching it. I was so excited. I haven't seen such a good work for a long time. I hope the author will work hard. Don't be an eunuch! Otherwise, I will definitely kill you!"
……
Bai Feng smiled, and looking at the rewards, he also got seven or eight rewards here, and the amount was not large.
[Love rewarded 500 biscuits! 】
[Langli Baitiao tipped 300 biscuits! 】
[Snowflake Feifei tipped 200 biscuits! 】
[I'm waiting for you to tip 100 biscuits on Valentine's Road! 】
……
The exchange ratio here is 100:1, that is to say, the highest tipping reward is 5 yuan. In total, the total is 2200 yuan, which is 22 yuan. The website draws half, and Baifeng can only get 11 yuan. piece……
And the rewards correspond to the fan value, and now the names of these rewarders have all appeared on the fan list.
Yang Liu is a new editor-in-chief newly recruited by Wenyue Novel.com.
She also graduated from a famous university, but unfortunately, in today's society, no matter how famous a brand is, it is not worth having a good father, or writing a word on the outside of your house.
Yang Liu, who just came to work, was full of enthusiasm and ready to make achievements.
So after she got off work every day, she would work overtime and stay up late to review manuscripts when she returned to her place of residence.In the past two months, she has read countless manuscripts, selected the good ones, and signed no less than a hundred copies!
And arranged good recommendation positions for these books under his command, but unfortunately, all of these signed books have been thrown off the street...
The eunuch's eunuchs are constantly updated, and the only three or five books that are still being updated are also poor in grades, relying on full attendance to survive...
Every time the editor-in-chief had a meeting, he would say the same thing to her.
"What kind of rubbish do you say you signed? The recommendation position is already tight, how much have you wasted? In the last month, if you don't get any results, you will pack up and leave!"
She can recite these words...
Turning on the computer, Yang Liu sighed and said to himself.
"Hey, when I can sign a platinum god like Cao Shangfei, I will survive my whole life... Forget it, alas, let's not dream... Let's review the manuscript..."
Opening the background work interface, seeing the pending review button constantly reminded, Yang Liu let out a foul breath.
"It's all written in a mess, PASS!"
"A journal, another journal... PASS!"
"Primary student's diary, helped the old lady cross the road and was hit by a car, and then crossed? This is too insulting to my IQ, PASS!"
……
Because she was scolded by the editor-in-chief again, Yang Liu's manuscript review was very strict this time, and because of this, she sat out with hemorrhoids, and she hadn't picked a book that she liked...
Just when she was about to get up and go to the toilet to stuff the hemorrhoids back...
"Huh? The Legend of the Young Cultivator? Is this book updated so quickly? It's over 5 words long?"
Yang Liu frowned, opened Chapter 1 and began to browse quickly, almost ten lines at a glance. After 10 minutes, Yang Liu's first feeling was...
Gone?Why is it gone?Meow is watching, is it enjoyable?What about the next chapter?When the hell will it be updated?Did the protagonist kill that little bastard?
After complaining, Yang Liu realized that she had lost her composure, and slowly loosened the flattened toilet paper in her hand...
"It's innovative, it's definitely created a new genre! The writing is sophisticated, and people who can read it with just a few words are excited. They are really capable. If this book is not popular, I will swallow three catties of shit! Must sign, sign immediately!"
Yang Liu couldn't even take care of the hemorrhoids from his excitement, and he was as nervous as when he just got his first month's salary...
It's not because she's nervous, it's the same for anyone else, you know, the review here is a cross review, whoever signs first, the author is responsible to the end, and the results of the author are the results of the responsible editor.
If this book was signed by other editors in charge, Yang Liu would definitely commit suicide on the spot!
"Submit, hurry up, God bless you, don't have any accidents..."
"This author will definitely be popular! If she becomes popular, I will get rich too. When the time comes, I will buy a car, a house, brand-name shoes, bags..."
Yang Liu excitedly imagined the future...
After she submitted the contract, she waited for the other party to reply until she almost burst her bladder, but no one replied at all. Until she got off work, she even thought that the other party could not sign because of the number of words. wrote?
At 09:30 in the evening, Baifeng got off work as usual, and came back to read the book and prepare for code words.
As soon as I entered the author's backstage, I heard a ding dong.
[Congratulations, your work has reached the signing standard. Please contact your editor-in-charge Yang Liu as soon as possible to sign the contract. Editor-in-charge QQ23922..., please indicate your author's tail number and work name when adding QQ, thank you! 】
"Huh? Sign a contract?"
(End of this chapter)
It's a pity that Baifeng disappointed everyone, first the bear kid, then the year-end award, then the most popular song, then the best novel, the most anticipated movie, the most wronged thing, and the worst behavior.Finally, it was those years in the army, which completely aroused an audience who seemed to be insignificant, but they could be connected.
You never served in the army?Well, you have always met bear kids, right?No?Okay, so you always give out year-end bonuses, right?You haven't been to work?Well, then you have listened to songs and watched movies, right?
There are endless themes, there is always one that suits you!
Three days later, in Jiangbei Kindergarten, after a nap, the teachers began to distribute afternoon snacks to the kindergarten children. The school supplied it with Rainbow Milk provided by Rainbow Food Company.
Seeing that the milk was coming, most of the children in this group started to make a fuss, and shouted when they got it.
"Look at me again, look at me again, and drink you up if you look at me again!"
Teacher Wang, who led the class, sighed helplessly, and complained to the teaching assistant next to him.
"Hey, for the kids now, an advertisement is more effective than what we said. Now that the children see Rainbow Milk, they will never drink milk unless they say this. I don't know who thought it. This advertisement is too magical!"
Assistant teacher Li burst out laughing.
"Hehe, don't tell me, my kid is already in the first year of high school, and he also reacts like this when he goes home to drink Rainbow milk. Every time he drinks it, he has to shout a slogan..."
In the evening, at nine thirty.It was four days since Bai Feng released the novel.
"The Legend of the Youth Cultivating Immortals", 1838 clicks, 2192 recommendations, 44300 words, 1003 favorites!
This result made Bai Feng a little dumbfounded. It's only been four days. Unexpectedly, the collection has already broken the [-] mark!
Even though Bai Feng had thought about it countless times, now that he saw it for real, he was so excited that he twitched.
Looking at the comments again, the number of comments has exceeded 500!
"Wow, who wrote it so awesomely? It can't be the vest opened by some platinum god?"
"This book is going to explode, the grades are so against the sky, I haven't recommended it yet..."
"It seems that I haven't signed a contract yet. It will take a few more waves of recommendations. It's definitely time to take off!"
"I've been chasing since the beginning, the more I chase, the more I can't fall asleep, I'm cultivating immortals every day in my dreams..."
"Compared with this book, I feel that the fantasy written by the great god can't be read..."
"I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night watching it. I was so excited. I haven't seen such a good work for a long time. I hope the author will work hard. Don't be an eunuch! Otherwise, I will definitely kill you!"
……
Bai Feng smiled, and looking at the rewards, he also got seven or eight rewards here, and the amount was not large.
[Love rewarded 500 biscuits! 】
[Langli Baitiao tipped 300 biscuits! 】
[Snowflake Feifei tipped 200 biscuits! 】
[I'm waiting for you to tip 100 biscuits on Valentine's Road! 】
……
The exchange ratio here is 100:1, that is to say, the highest tipping reward is 5 yuan. In total, the total is 2200 yuan, which is 22 yuan. The website draws half, and Baifeng can only get 11 yuan. piece……
And the rewards correspond to the fan value, and now the names of these rewarders have all appeared on the fan list.
Yang Liu is a new editor-in-chief newly recruited by Wenyue Novel.com.
She also graduated from a famous university, but unfortunately, in today's society, no matter how famous a brand is, it is not worth having a good father, or writing a word on the outside of your house.
Yang Liu, who just came to work, was full of enthusiasm and ready to make achievements.
So after she got off work every day, she would work overtime and stay up late to review manuscripts when she returned to her place of residence.In the past two months, she has read countless manuscripts, selected the good ones, and signed no less than a hundred copies!
And arranged good recommendation positions for these books under his command, but unfortunately, all of these signed books have been thrown off the street...
The eunuch's eunuchs are constantly updated, and the only three or five books that are still being updated are also poor in grades, relying on full attendance to survive...
Every time the editor-in-chief had a meeting, he would say the same thing to her.
"What kind of rubbish do you say you signed? The recommendation position is already tight, how much have you wasted? In the last month, if you don't get any results, you will pack up and leave!"
She can recite these words...
Turning on the computer, Yang Liu sighed and said to himself.
"Hey, when I can sign a platinum god like Cao Shangfei, I will survive my whole life... Forget it, alas, let's not dream... Let's review the manuscript..."
Opening the background work interface, seeing the pending review button constantly reminded, Yang Liu let out a foul breath.
"It's all written in a mess, PASS!"
"A journal, another journal... PASS!"
"Primary student's diary, helped the old lady cross the road and was hit by a car, and then crossed? This is too insulting to my IQ, PASS!"
……
Because she was scolded by the editor-in-chief again, Yang Liu's manuscript review was very strict this time, and because of this, she sat out with hemorrhoids, and she hadn't picked a book that she liked...
Just when she was about to get up and go to the toilet to stuff the hemorrhoids back...
"Huh? The Legend of the Young Cultivator? Is this book updated so quickly? It's over 5 words long?"
Yang Liu frowned, opened Chapter 1 and began to browse quickly, almost ten lines at a glance. After 10 minutes, Yang Liu's first feeling was...
Gone?Why is it gone?Meow is watching, is it enjoyable?What about the next chapter?When the hell will it be updated?Did the protagonist kill that little bastard?
After complaining, Yang Liu realized that she had lost her composure, and slowly loosened the flattened toilet paper in her hand...
"It's innovative, it's definitely created a new genre! The writing is sophisticated, and people who can read it with just a few words are excited. They are really capable. If this book is not popular, I will swallow three catties of shit! Must sign, sign immediately!"
Yang Liu couldn't even take care of the hemorrhoids from his excitement, and he was as nervous as when he just got his first month's salary...
It's not because she's nervous, it's the same for anyone else, you know, the review here is a cross review, whoever signs first, the author is responsible to the end, and the results of the author are the results of the responsible editor.
If this book was signed by other editors in charge, Yang Liu would definitely commit suicide on the spot!
"Submit, hurry up, God bless you, don't have any accidents..."
"This author will definitely be popular! If she becomes popular, I will get rich too. When the time comes, I will buy a car, a house, brand-name shoes, bags..."
Yang Liu excitedly imagined the future...
After she submitted the contract, she waited for the other party to reply until she almost burst her bladder, but no one replied at all. Until she got off work, she even thought that the other party could not sign because of the number of words. wrote?
At 09:30 in the evening, Baifeng got off work as usual, and came back to read the book and prepare for code words.
As soon as I entered the author's backstage, I heard a ding dong.
[Congratulations, your work has reached the signing standard. Please contact your editor-in-charge Yang Liu as soon as possible to sign the contract. Editor-in-charge QQ23922..., please indicate your author's tail number and work name when adding QQ, thank you! 】
"Huh? Sign a contract?"
(End of this chapter)
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