Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 333 The Smell Like Shit

Chapter 333 The Smell Like Shit
Half a month later, the decoration workers changed without stopping. After traveling day and night, it was also an antique-style building, but it was more than five times larger than the No. 5 Tianxia Building in Xianyang City.

It was originally a chain supermarket, so one can imagine the size of the area, but it only has one floor.

On the opening day, Baifeng was wearing a white apron, with his hands behind his back, with a serious face, staring at the Zhiwei restaurant opposite, and was about to go in, but saw the shutter of the not too big hardware store next to his shop opened.

These days, the hardware store next door closed its door and closed its doors all the time, but today it suddenly opened, and a dozen young beauties in black clothes ran out mightily from inside, with their clothes on their chests. There is a picture of a flame, and the golden word "roast" is written all over the back.

After the group of waiters ran out, they immediately stood in two rows, and then, from the hardware store, a diamond king and five wearing a big gold chain and a jade ring waddled out.

When Mo Bei saw this, the light bulbs in his dog's eyes almost flashed, and he covered his mouth and screamed.

"Fuck me, Uncle Pan? You, you, you..."

Everyone looked over in unison, and Pan Jianguo laughed and waved Bai Feng's hand in greeting.

"Haha, are you surprised? Surprised or stimulated? Hehe... According to the development strategy of our No. [-] BBQ in the world, we decided to follow Mr. Bai's business pace and enter the capital to enter the world. We can take care of you in the future." ! Xiaomen, come, now I announce! The No. [-] Barbecue in the World, Shangjing branch, officially opened!"

Pan Jianguo yelled, grabbed the red silk cloth that the beautiful waiter handed him, and pulled it hard, and the door that was originally covered immediately revealed his true face, behind which were six big characters in hot gold - the fourth barbecue in the world!
Next door to Baifengxin, the original hardware store has suddenly become the No. [-] barbecue branch in the world. Pan Jianguo raised his fist at the crowd in a high-spirited way, meaning cheers, and then proudly entered with an apron on.

Bai Feng smiled, turned around and pulled the red silk cloth on the signboard of her shop, and shouted loudly.

"The first floor in the world, Shangjing branch, open to welcome customers!"

The onlookers outside were impatient for a long time. Hearing this, they wanted to rush in in a hurry!
As a result, a sturdy Qian Chuanzi jumped out of it and scolded impatiently.

"Everyone queues up to get a number, until the room is full, jump in line and get blacklisted!"

The 32 waitresses in the restaurant stood upright. After the first guests were seated, they looked around curiously.

"Kung Pao Chicken! Mapo Tofu! Beggar Chicken... Supreme Egg Fried Rice! It's really the same as the menu on the first floor in the world!"

"All half price, really half price!"

"Alcohol is the same!"

"There are new dishes! Look, stinky... stinky tofu? What kind of dish is this?"

"Tofu...stinky tofu?"

"Try it?"

……

Stinky tofu, although its name is vulgar, but it is humble on the outside and beautiful on the inside, strange in the ordinary, and has a long history. It is a very distinctive traditional snack of the Han nationality.

Ancient and traditional, once tasted, it is often unstoppable, and it is a pleasure to taste.

There are regional differences in the production and eating methods in China and around the world. The dried stinky tofu in Nanjing, Changsha and Shaoxing are quite famous, but their production and taste are very different.

But they all smell stinky and taste full of aroma, which is the characteristic of stinky tofu.

Among the many stinky tofu, the stinky tofu in Shaoxing was bestowed as a "tribute" by the imperial palace during the Ming and Qing Dynasties. Those who have eaten it will never forget it.

Baifeng's new dish is Shaoxing stinky tofu, which is bestowed as a "tribute" in his own world.

But after the customers at the first table ordered stinky tofu, when the waiter brought the dishes, the faces of the customers at this table became very interesting.

"Wow, it stinks... this dish is poisonous!"

"It really smells like shit...Is it fished out of the toilet? Is this edible?"

"I said, if you don't order other dishes, we have lined up for a long time to eat shit. This taste is too strange..."

"I want to laugh, hahaha... I just posted it on Moments. Guess what my friends commented. They said that we spent 500 yuan to buy two copies of shit... ahahaha..."

"There's no one here, but it seems to be fried..."

"That's fried shit...hahaha..."

"Try it?"

"Who will taste it first? Or... rock-paper-scissors?"

……

After a heated discussion, the oldest woman at the table successfully got the quota to eat 'shit'. She pinched her nose, looking like she wanted shit, and picked up the smallest piece of stinky tofu with her chopsticks.

"Sister Zhang, come on, just swallow it in one gulp!"

"While the stinky tofu is not paying attention, use the chopsticks to swing an arc in mid-air, and then eat it immediately!"

"Be quick, or your mouth will be full of that smell..."

"Sister Zhang, Brother Wang wants to know that you eat 'shit' during the day, what expression will you say he will kiss you when he goes back at night, hahaha..."

"Hurry up, take a video for Brother Wang. Sister Zhang has eaten 'shit'. By the way, please let me know the shadow area in Brother Wang's heart, hahaha..."

……

The heart of the old woman known as Zhang Jie was bleeding. She was the initiator of this dinner, just in time for the opening of the branch on the first floor of the world, and she came to line up a long time ago, but she herself was stunned.

Why bother myself, I spent more than 5000 to order a table meal, wasting most of the day, and now the first bite turned out to be that I was eating a disgusting thing that stinks worse than shit.

Slowly, she worked hard to put the stinky tofu into her mouth, uh... Her throat moved, and she managed to barely spit it out.

She closed her eyes, fearing that she would choke to death, she chewed the piece of 'shit' in her mouth!
"what?"

She snorted, and then quickly chewed it again. She found that not only did the smell disappear after she swallowed it, but it turned into an inexplicable aroma.

And the more you chew it, the stronger the scent it emits, as if by magic...

The friends who were watching the fun were all dumbfounded. Seeing Sister Zhang's expression of enjoyment, they all opened their mouths in surprise...

"I'm going... No, eating 'shit' is also addictive?"

"This, this, this... what the hell is going on, the boss won't poison the 'shit', right?"

"Sister Zhang... you you you... can't we sign this contract? There's no need to humiliate yourself like this..."

"Yes, Sister Zhang, forget it, we were just joking with you, the contract must be signed... stop chewing, spit it out..."

……

Unexpectedly, Sister Zhang took another piece of stinky tofu seriously, stuffed it into her mouth and said without hesitation.

"No, no, this stinky tofu is really delicious, try it, really, I won't lie to you, after you bite it, the taste inside is very fragrant..."

"Bite open... let the 'shit' explode in your mouth..."

"No, no, I wouldn't eat it even if I was killed, it's too heavy..."

"I think I can try it... Doesn't durian just smell bad and taste delicious? Maybe this stinky tofu is the same!"

"What Xiao Wang said makes sense. Come on, let's eat as a group and do shit with Sister Wang! Hold up your chopsticks and do it! Hahahaha..."

……

(End of this chapter)

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