Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 365

The audition for this audition is the new variety show "Chinese Idioms" hosted by Qinxi Provincial TV Station.

But this audition is not just for you as an individual. Now there are many people who want to be famous on TV. Ordinary people, who doesn't have a star dream?

Relying on his long arms, Wang Bo used his strength to get a number plate even though he was at the back of the queue, and then waited in line on the other side for the audition.

It is said to be an audition, but in fact this is only one of the eight audition sites in Qinxi Province, so the cameramen just set up their camera positions and went to smoke and drink tea on the side. These recorded videos must be compared with those of the other seven venues when they go back. Fusion clips.

"No. 193, Wang Bo!"

"To!"

Wang Bo raised his hands excitedly, trotted two steps, and came to the mysterious audition room, but after entering, he was a little disappointed. In the room, apart from two staff members sitting on a wooden table, there was only one person standing on the wooden table. The side camera is up.

Apparently, the examiner in charge of the interview had worn away his politeness and politeness, and even lost his smile, and said lightly.

"We will come up with ten idioms. You just need to answer the general meaning. If you answer 6 questions correctly, you will pass the test, but if you miss 3 questions in a row, you will be eliminated! Please listen to the questions! What does Baoma Fenghe mean?"

Wang Bo's heart skipped a beat, and he said to MMP, it's so difficult at the beginning, no wonder the bonus is so high, who has ever heard of Baoma Fenghe?All TM is a rare idiom!Fortunately, I have practiced before, and immediately answered with confidence.

"Baohu: fighting a tiger with bare hands; Fenghe: wading across the river. It is a metaphor for being brave and reckless, taking risks. Do you want to make a sentence, I can make sentences..."

"No need, the second question, let's take a break!"

"Refers to repairing the incomplete face and restoring the original appearance. Later, it is used as a metaphor for reforming oneself. This '劓' was a kind of torture in ancient times. You see, the left side is a nose with a nose, and the right side is a sharp knife. That is to say , cut off the nose with a knife, what about this class... Uh, I'm sorry, I committed this occupational disease again..."

"The third way..."

……

Although these questions are difficult, Wang Bo likes to study these things without worrying about them. Although he passed KO all the way, he successfully got the admission notice.

"Next Monday morning at eight o'clock, come to the TV station to report, we will take care of your board and lodging, this is the checkpoint reward and program recording process..."

"Huh? Next Monday at eight o'clock... this... can I go there in the afternoon?"

"Okay, it's fine if you don't use it. You think we can't find anyone else, right? The next one..."

Wang Bo smiled awkwardly, took the admission voucher and left the scene. When he came to the vegetable market, he wanted to show off to Uncle Zhang, but he didn't see Uncle Zhang. .

"My Cao, where's the car? Where's my battery car? Who the hell stole my battery car!!!"

At [-]:[-] on Monday morning, in the multi-functional recording hall of Qinxi Province, the on-site director first bowed his head to greet Bai Feng, and then explained to the other contestants who came to the competition.

"Listen to me, many people are on TV for the first time. Let me give you a brief introduction. Look here, this is seat 1, this is seat 2, this is seat 3...

In short, remember one thing, when the lights are on at the scene, you will look where your eyes are. When the camera sweeps over everyone, you must have a natural expression. Showing a regretful expression..."

Here we are introducing, while Wu Jianbin and Bai Feng are sitting and chatting under the stage.

"Boss Bai, do you really want to play in person?"

Wu Jianbin still doesn't understand what Bai Feng does most of the time. According to his understanding, Bai Feng is so rich, and now he is very famous, and he knows all kinds of big names in the entertainment industry. The reason, then he can only say one thing, it really hurts to be rich, self-willed, and idle!
Bai Feng smiled and nodded.

"Hehe, it's okay to be idle, it's fun anyway, just play casually..."

"Oh...hehe, Mr. Bai, look at how our stage is set up this time? This multi-purpose hall has just been built, and it's all the latest equipment..."

Bai Feng nodded, the stage was really high-end, the 3D lighting, the beautiful effect made the stage extremely gorgeous, at this time the location host had already started to read the name, this is similar to the contestant introduction and personal interview before the opening of the show, After all, it is not easy to come to the scene, even if you lose, you still have to leave a few words.

"Number 1, Wang Dalong! Let me introduce myself..."

A fat, pot-bellied man in a white shirt nodded with sweat on his face, and waved his hand stiffly at seat No. 1.

"Hi everyone, my name is Wang Dalong, and I am currently a courier and dispatcher for a company in northern Jiangsu... Today I come to Huaxia Idiom to let everyone see the world and know what is beyond the sky!"

The host nodded.

"Okay, next number 2, please introduce yourself!"

No. 2 is a little girl with buck teeth, pimples and a big face. She seems to have specially painted lipstick and tattooed her eyebrows today, and the host almost collapsed with a grin.

"Hello everyone, my name is Tan Lili, but everyone calls me Baoyamei. I am a doctoral student from the Ontario University of Science and Technology. I am currently majoring in Chinese Language and Literature. This time I come to "Chinese Idioms", mainly for my major. Counterpart, I dare say, as long as I come, nothing else will happen to anyone else!"

……

Next, the host interviewed other people separately. There were old men in their sixties, students in their teens, migrant workers moving bricks on construction sites, and gifted scholars and beautiful ladies from institutions of higher learning, without exception. Bull B's bragging is better than the other!
Even Wang Bo, who is honest and honest, is yelling at the camera at this moment that he will kill everyone, win a bonus of 10 yuan, buy a package of spicy noodles and tea eggs, and then charter a bus to return home...

But this is in Baifeng's arms. This kind of program is to brag B. The more outrageous the bragging, the more the audience likes it. When the time comes, it really fails, and then replays their heroic words. The feeling of slapping the face, But that's the real highlight.

Of course, the location host was not foolish enough to forget about Bai Feng, and walked over respectfully holding the microphone.

"Boss Bai, are you free? Say hello to the audience friends?"

Bai Feng nodded with a smile and stood up.

"Hi everyone, I'm Baifeng, a cook who likes to cook..."

After she finished introducing, the few contestants on the waiting field were not calm. Most of these people were recruited by overseas auditions. At this moment, a middle-aged man dressed as a migrant worker muttered.

"Even the chef came to the competition, oh my god, I'm sure I'll win this time..."

The buck-toothed girl looked at him contemptuously.

"You are a brick mover and you look down on other people's cooks. How can you have a sense of superiority?"

"That's right, don't judge people by their appearance. However, why isn't Bai Feng here in the waiting room? Who is the person next to him? It seems to be from a TV station, right? Seeing that they are very close, she shouldn't be under the unspoken rules, right?"

"Damn, what's on your mind? She's like a fat pig, can other TV stations like her? If you want to hide the rules, lie to me too..."

Gu Yamei snorted, quite proud of her appearance.

(End of this chapter)