Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 378 The late Baifeng

Next, the first episode of "Chinese Idioms" in Qinxi Province was more intense. Although Handong Satellite TV invited six celebrities to sit in the show, it couldn't hold back that Qinxi Provincial TV Station already had a solid audience base and led the way in ratings.

When it was the twelfth day of the twelfth lunar month, Yu Lei frantically called Bai Feng. When he went to the rehearsal, Bai Feng couldn't find a partner, so he could only brag all the way, saying that he was all right, all right, all right... …

On the 26th of the twelfth lunar month, Yu Lei really panicked and ran to the first floor of the world to find Bai Feng. Only then did he know that Bai Feng’s partner was not found. .

Yu Lei was on the phone on the hospital bed, it was too late to change the show, and he went to see Baifeng again, but this guy was not in a hurry, didn't find a partner, and went to the kitchen leisurely to cook for the guests.

On the 27th of the twelfth lunar month, Tang Long finally came back. Bai Feng pulled him and found Nan Yunfei again. The three of them temporarily formed a sketch partner and started practicing on the first floor of the world.

Three days later, the New Year's Eve finally arrived!

Yu Lei was already heartbroken at this moment, knowing that Bai Feng's show could not be rescued, and 10 minutes before the opening of the Spring Festival Gala, he called Bai Feng in the general meeting room.

"Hello, are you here yet?"

"I haven't set off yet, I'm rehearsing..."

"I haven't set off yet, the show will start soon!"

"I know, isn't our show going to be at ten o'clock? If you have time, don't worry, it will definitely not delay things, we will stay in the hotel next door!"

Yu Lei almost spat out a mouthful of blood...

Hanging up the phone, Yu Lei hadn't lost his temper yet, the others were getting angry, and the assistant director frowned.

"Director Yu, if it doesn't work, let's change people?"

Others also spoke to persuade Yu Lei.

"Yeah, Director Yu, this is too unreliable. I didn't come to a rehearsal. I didn't review the program. This is a global live broadcast. If something happens, we have to finish it all. We can't take responsibility for it." Get up..."

"Let's change people, if it's really not possible, even if the show is canceled, it's better than..."

"Director, this is too precarious. We have only rehearsed for 3 days and have not reviewed it. If there is a broadcast accident, we..."

"Change, director..."

……

Crack, Yu Lei slapped the table!

"Fart, a total of four hours, how much time each show takes, how much time the host talks, all of which are calculated. You canceled this show. It's 27 minutes away. Are you going to let me go up and dance?"

Seeing that Yu Lei was angry, the others didn't dare to say any more, Yu Lei sighed, looked at his watch, his face turned blue.

"Forget it, let's do it like this, let's get ready, Xiao Li, you go to the hotel next door to watch, at the latest at nine o'clock, you must let Bai Feng appear in the waiting area!"

"Ah... Director, would she like to come?"

"Then don't come back!"

……

At 1 o'clock, all TV channels jump directly to CVTV[-], and the whole Spring Festival Gala is broadcast live!
At this moment, hundreds of millions of families across China are waiting in front of the TV, eating dumplings and waiting for the start of the Spring Festival Gala...

On Bai Feng's side, he was still rehearsing his lines with Tang Long and Nan Yunfei without any haste.

In the studio, one program after another slowly started and ended, and the time went from eight o'clock to nine o'clock...

Originally, this time was the most relaxing time for Yu Lei and his group, because their preparations were over, and the rest depended on whether these performers could perform perfectly, but this year, because of the evil Baifeng who came , It made him sleepless and restless during the New Year's Eve. Seeing that it was nine o'clock on the watch, he couldn't help but start to feel uneasy.

If something goes wrong with Baifeng, it will be a serious performance accident, and his reputation will be completely ruined in his life, and his career can be said to be KO.

"Are you here?"

"no!"

"Look again..."

"Still not here……"

……

I don't know how many times I asked, Yu Lei stood up from sitting, and he started pacing back and forth in the room...

10:[-] minutes...

Bai Feng didn't come!

nine thirty...

Baifeng is still missing...

"Where is Xiao Li! What did he do!"

"Director, Xiao Li couldn't get in touch. He probably... probably didn't complete the task, so he went back to his hometown directly..."

Yu Lei's blood pressure went up immediately.

Nine fifty-nine...

Yu Lei is already burnt, his forehead is sweating...

"What's the matter, why hasn't she come yet, she should be on stage after this show is over..."

At this time, not only Yu Lei was in a hurry, but also the four hosts who were waiting to announce the scene in the backstage were also panicked. If they stood on the stage and reported Bai Feng's name, they would be unlucky if they didn't come on stage. By my side, I hope that Yu Lei can think of a good way...

"Director Yu, if it doesn't work, just change someone..."

"This is too disgraceful, which performer dares to be such a big name, this is going to be on stage right away, and no one has come yet!"

"Do you think she is taking revenge for the incident when she beat someone..."

……

After saying this, everyone else panicked. If this is the case, then Baifeng will definitely not come tonight. No one in the house can escape!

Nine fifty-nine...

"Director, what should I do, there are only 5 minutes left..."

"Yeah, how do we report this scene, who will be to blame if something goes wrong..."

"This Baifeng is too outrageous!"

……

Just when the whole room was about to die of anxiety, Bai Feng quietly walked in with a cup of milk tea...

"Yo, it's about to start, why are you still here? Who is it... the host? The backstage conductor asked me to ask you to go up to the stage, and the curtain will be announced soon..."

Everyone else showed stupefied expressions, and asked them to wait?Why did you go, Yu Lei's old face is blackened, he wanted to scold a few words, but he was afraid of offending his ancestors, so he could only ask with a cold face.

"when did you come?"

"Oh, didn't I tell you, at nine o'clock, I waited for a long time in the waiting area and it was not my turn, so I went out and bought a cup of milk tea..."

Everyone is crazy, coughing all over the room...

"Cough, you...you...you go to the waiting room, it's your turn to play..."

Yu Lei waved his hand, he was completely relieved, and let Bai Feng go to the waiting room, he never wanted to see this lunatic again, he had to take another look, he was afraid that he would not be able to control her and beat her to death, of course, it might be He was killed by Bai Feng.

At ten o'clock sharp, the host on the stage forced a smile and came to the stage to announce.

"There is a talented woman, she is the world's chef, she is the queen of singing, she is a master of literature, and she is also a master of cross talk.

She is proficient in poetry and songs, and her singing voice is lingering.You may not be familiar with her name, and you may not have seen her face, but you have eaten her meals, sung her songs, and read her novels!You have seen the TV she made!

She is Baifeng, an almighty fat goddess!She is the strongest chef on the surface of the earth, and the No. [-] Building in the World is well-known all over the world. To eat her cooking, it often takes days to queue up!
The songs she wrote are popular all over the country, and dozens of songs such as "Little Apple", "Uneasy", "Wolf Loves Sheep" swept the music scene.

The novel she created has dominated the screen this year! "Ghost Blowing Out the Lamp", "The Legend of a Young Man Cultivating Immortals" and so on.

It is also worth mentioning that the cartoons "Bear Infested", "Ding Dong Cat" and so on that dominate the TV stations this year are also created by her!
Tonight, it will be this almighty fat goddess, and her partner Tang Long, the new generation of male god Nan Yunfei!Bring us the audience the skit "Selling Abductees" written by her personally! "

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(End of this chapter)