Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 381 It's dawn, are you still there?
Chapter 381 It's dawn, are you still there?
Tang Long: Brother, there must be something wrong with your leg. Believe it or not, come, let me adjust it for you. Lift your right leg up with my hand, as high as you can, and then lower it hard!
Nan Yunfei cooperated and lowered his legs vigorously.
Tang Long: Just say your feet are numb!
Nan Yunfei: It's numb...
Bai Feng was curious: Hey, why are his feet numb?
Tang Long: Nonsense, you will feel numb if you stomp your feet hard!
Nan Yunfei: Oops...Brother, what should I do with my leg...
Tang Long: Don't worry, you take two steps first, come on, it's okay to take two steps...
Nan Yunfei walked with a limp...
Nan Yunfei was surprised: Brother, why is my leg limping?
Tang Long: Don't be afraid, your legs are pinched on the nerves because of long-term shaking of the spoon, one leg is long and the other is short!But it doesn't matter, just buy a pair of crutches and lean on it!
Nan Yunfei: Oh, it's Chinese New Year, where can I buy crutches...
Tang Long: Don't look for it, I'll give you my abductee!
Nan Yunfei was surprised: Brother...you you you...you are really a good person, so, I will give money, I will give money...
……
Tang Long: What kind of bicycle do you want if you don’t have money?
Bai Feng: I didn't say I wanted a bicycle...
Nan Yunfei: Brother, I don’t even need a bicycle with this leg, here it is!
……
After Nan Yunfei left the field, Tang Long pushed his bicycle and laughed...
Tang Long: Let's go, let's find another place to sell the car...
The show ended and the two stepped down...
The host in the background hurried to the stage, Yu Lei in the control room checked the time, it was exactly 27 minutes!
Bai Feng came to Yu Lei's room without removing her makeup, and asked with a smile.
"How is it? Director Yu, did you not lose you?"
Yu Lei wanted to teach Bai Feng a lesson with a straight face, but when he saw Bai Feng's outfit, he laughed again, and finally pretended to be angry with a straight face, and snorted.
"The show is good, but you are unreliable, and almost scared me to have a cerebral hemorrhage again. If next time, yes, next time there is you without me, I have you without you, I don't want to buy your crutches sooner!"
Tang Long just came in, laughed and shook hands with Yu Lei!
"Tang Long, not bad, not bad, I didn't expect your acting skills to be so solid!"
"Hehe, Director Yu won the award. I'm here to say sorry to you. In fact, we were late because of me. I had something to do a while ago, and Boss Bai and the others have been waiting for a long time!"
Yu Lei looked at Bai Feng, and had another opinion about Bai Feng in her heart. She never explained to herself that the rehearsal was delayed because of Tang Long, and she always put the fault on herself.
After participating in the show, there was nothing to do with Bai Feng. After exchanging pleasantries with Yu Lei, Yu Lei still had to watch the program operation of the Spring Festival Gala. Bai Feng and Tang Long said goodbye first.
The two returned to the hotel, and when the door was closed, the atmosphere became weird again.
The light was dim, Bai Feng took off his coat and asked in a low voice.
"Last time...you didn't say hello to me when you left..."
"Uh... I'm sorry... I was too anxious to leave last time..."
"Then get up tomorrow... are you still there?"
……
Tang Long silently lowered his head, he was afraid to look directly into Bai Feng's eyes, and shook his head gently after a long time.
"Still can't tell me why?"
"I……"
"Is it because some secret is involved?"
Tang Long was struggling, but he couldn't think of Bai Feng's words, which almost made him vomit blood...
"Tch, you're sick and shameless, what secrets can you have, what can you do?"
……
Every Spring Festival, everyone's favorite topic of discussion is of course the performance of the Spring Festival Gala, and this year is no exception. From the end of the Spring Festival Gala that day, there have been discussions on Weibo, forums, and major local media news.
Among these discussions, Bai Feng's sketch "Selling Abductees" was the first to become the biggest hit!
"Honestly, this is the only skit that made me laugh!"
"Unexpectedly, Nan Yunfei lost the burden of being an idol when he participated in the Spring Festival Gala for the first time. He was so distressed that he couldn't breathe..."
"I can't get enough of it, so I read it online again. What kind of bicycle do you want? Hahaha..."
""Selling Abductees" is a rare good sketch in a few years. You can know and understand it from various angles and levels. For example: being cheated, reusing items, popularizing hygiene knowledge, etc. masterpiece."
"Selling Abductees taught me a lot as a salesperson. There is no customer in the world that I can't solve..."
……
And in the program voting conducted on CCTV's official Weibo that day, the skit "Selling Abductees" lived up to expectations, with 300 million votes, leaving the No.2 program by ten streets.
When Bai Feng woke up the next day, the room was empty, but this time, there was the breakfast Tang Long had bought for him on the table.
Back in Xianyang City, Bai Feng parked the car and was watching the restaurant decorated with lights, when Qian Chuanzi and Huang Li came out to greet Bai Feng excitedly.
"Boss, happy event, great happy event!"
"Happy event? Huang Li is pregnant? By the way, you've been married for so long, when will you move out from my place? People who call me every night can't sleep..."
"Uh... Boss, it's not enough, you will kick us out on the first day of the new year..."
……
"Boss, it's Xiaoqing's good deed, Xiaoqing is getting married!"
"Marry?"
Bai Feng, who was walking towards the restaurant, suddenly stopped and turned to ask.
"When? Why don't I know?"
"Hey, you went to Beijing a few years ago, and Xiaoqing couldn't send you a wedding invitation even if she wanted to. Boss, this time, Xiaoqing wants us all to go there, so she can save her face. Look..."
"You speak for Xiaoqing like that? I remember that you usually bully her. Did you take money from her?"
The old Chuanzi blushed. His problem of eating naka has never stopped. Except for Baifeng, no one in this restaurant escaped his claws. Even the poor Japanese chef Beichuan Xiaotian was occasionally beaten Money strings pit some money.
Bai Feng entered the store and asked about the sales situation of the store in the past few days behind the bar.
"Where's Xiaoqing? Did you go back to your hometown?"
Huang Li replaced the big tea mug with water for Bai Feng, and nodded with a smile.
"Well, she just came home yesterday and said that she originally got married in June, but her husband's family moved it earlier for some reason..."
"When is it early?"
"It's the fifth day, by the way, boss, this is the invitation that Xiaoqing asked me to leave for you! Xiaoqing said that her mother-in-law is very snobbish, and their family is relatively poor, so we must support her this time. , Boss, look..."
Huang Li handed the invitation to Bai Feng, Qian Chuanzi came over again, and said with a smile.
"Boss, how much money should we give for Qingmeizi to get married? Boss, we have to give Qingmeizi a face this time, and we can't let her be bullied. Her mother-in-law's house..."
"Huh? You know this? When did you gossip like this?"
Bai Fengtou smiled without raising his head, and opened the invitation...
Xiaoqing's full name is Ye Qing, and her hometown is Haiyun City, Hexi Province. The address of the invitation, that is, the address where they hold the banquet, is also in Haiyun City, and the name of the hotel is Haiyunju.
Bai Feng frowned and read it several times, only to realize that he had no impression of this restaurant at all.
(End of this chapter)
Tang Long: Brother, there must be something wrong with your leg. Believe it or not, come, let me adjust it for you. Lift your right leg up with my hand, as high as you can, and then lower it hard!
Nan Yunfei cooperated and lowered his legs vigorously.
Tang Long: Just say your feet are numb!
Nan Yunfei: It's numb...
Bai Feng was curious: Hey, why are his feet numb?
Tang Long: Nonsense, you will feel numb if you stomp your feet hard!
Nan Yunfei: Oops...Brother, what should I do with my leg...
Tang Long: Don't worry, you take two steps first, come on, it's okay to take two steps...
Nan Yunfei walked with a limp...
Nan Yunfei was surprised: Brother, why is my leg limping?
Tang Long: Don't be afraid, your legs are pinched on the nerves because of long-term shaking of the spoon, one leg is long and the other is short!But it doesn't matter, just buy a pair of crutches and lean on it!
Nan Yunfei: Oh, it's Chinese New Year, where can I buy crutches...
Tang Long: Don't look for it, I'll give you my abductee!
Nan Yunfei was surprised: Brother...you you you...you are really a good person, so, I will give money, I will give money...
……
Tang Long: What kind of bicycle do you want if you don’t have money?
Bai Feng: I didn't say I wanted a bicycle...
Nan Yunfei: Brother, I don’t even need a bicycle with this leg, here it is!
……
After Nan Yunfei left the field, Tang Long pushed his bicycle and laughed...
Tang Long: Let's go, let's find another place to sell the car...
The show ended and the two stepped down...
The host in the background hurried to the stage, Yu Lei in the control room checked the time, it was exactly 27 minutes!
Bai Feng came to Yu Lei's room without removing her makeup, and asked with a smile.
"How is it? Director Yu, did you not lose you?"
Yu Lei wanted to teach Bai Feng a lesson with a straight face, but when he saw Bai Feng's outfit, he laughed again, and finally pretended to be angry with a straight face, and snorted.
"The show is good, but you are unreliable, and almost scared me to have a cerebral hemorrhage again. If next time, yes, next time there is you without me, I have you without you, I don't want to buy your crutches sooner!"
Tang Long just came in, laughed and shook hands with Yu Lei!
"Tang Long, not bad, not bad, I didn't expect your acting skills to be so solid!"
"Hehe, Director Yu won the award. I'm here to say sorry to you. In fact, we were late because of me. I had something to do a while ago, and Boss Bai and the others have been waiting for a long time!"
Yu Lei looked at Bai Feng, and had another opinion about Bai Feng in her heart. She never explained to herself that the rehearsal was delayed because of Tang Long, and she always put the fault on herself.
After participating in the show, there was nothing to do with Bai Feng. After exchanging pleasantries with Yu Lei, Yu Lei still had to watch the program operation of the Spring Festival Gala. Bai Feng and Tang Long said goodbye first.
The two returned to the hotel, and when the door was closed, the atmosphere became weird again.
The light was dim, Bai Feng took off his coat and asked in a low voice.
"Last time...you didn't say hello to me when you left..."
"Uh... I'm sorry... I was too anxious to leave last time..."
"Then get up tomorrow... are you still there?"
……
Tang Long silently lowered his head, he was afraid to look directly into Bai Feng's eyes, and shook his head gently after a long time.
"Still can't tell me why?"
"I……"
"Is it because some secret is involved?"
Tang Long was struggling, but he couldn't think of Bai Feng's words, which almost made him vomit blood...
"Tch, you're sick and shameless, what secrets can you have, what can you do?"
……
Every Spring Festival, everyone's favorite topic of discussion is of course the performance of the Spring Festival Gala, and this year is no exception. From the end of the Spring Festival Gala that day, there have been discussions on Weibo, forums, and major local media news.
Among these discussions, Bai Feng's sketch "Selling Abductees" was the first to become the biggest hit!
"Honestly, this is the only skit that made me laugh!"
"Unexpectedly, Nan Yunfei lost the burden of being an idol when he participated in the Spring Festival Gala for the first time. He was so distressed that he couldn't breathe..."
"I can't get enough of it, so I read it online again. What kind of bicycle do you want? Hahaha..."
""Selling Abductees" is a rare good sketch in a few years. You can know and understand it from various angles and levels. For example: being cheated, reusing items, popularizing hygiene knowledge, etc. masterpiece."
"Selling Abductees taught me a lot as a salesperson. There is no customer in the world that I can't solve..."
……
And in the program voting conducted on CCTV's official Weibo that day, the skit "Selling Abductees" lived up to expectations, with 300 million votes, leaving the No.2 program by ten streets.
When Bai Feng woke up the next day, the room was empty, but this time, there was the breakfast Tang Long had bought for him on the table.
Back in Xianyang City, Bai Feng parked the car and was watching the restaurant decorated with lights, when Qian Chuanzi and Huang Li came out to greet Bai Feng excitedly.
"Boss, happy event, great happy event!"
"Happy event? Huang Li is pregnant? By the way, you've been married for so long, when will you move out from my place? People who call me every night can't sleep..."
"Uh... Boss, it's not enough, you will kick us out on the first day of the new year..."
……
"Boss, it's Xiaoqing's good deed, Xiaoqing is getting married!"
"Marry?"
Bai Feng, who was walking towards the restaurant, suddenly stopped and turned to ask.
"When? Why don't I know?"
"Hey, you went to Beijing a few years ago, and Xiaoqing couldn't send you a wedding invitation even if she wanted to. Boss, this time, Xiaoqing wants us all to go there, so she can save her face. Look..."
"You speak for Xiaoqing like that? I remember that you usually bully her. Did you take money from her?"
The old Chuanzi blushed. His problem of eating naka has never stopped. Except for Baifeng, no one in this restaurant escaped his claws. Even the poor Japanese chef Beichuan Xiaotian was occasionally beaten Money strings pit some money.
Bai Feng entered the store and asked about the sales situation of the store in the past few days behind the bar.
"Where's Xiaoqing? Did you go back to your hometown?"
Huang Li replaced the big tea mug with water for Bai Feng, and nodded with a smile.
"Well, she just came home yesterday and said that she originally got married in June, but her husband's family moved it earlier for some reason..."
"When is it early?"
"It's the fifth day, by the way, boss, this is the invitation that Xiaoqing asked me to leave for you! Xiaoqing said that her mother-in-law is very snobbish, and their family is relatively poor, so we must support her this time. , Boss, look..."
Huang Li handed the invitation to Bai Feng, Qian Chuanzi came over again, and said with a smile.
"Boss, how much money should we give for Qingmeizi to get married? Boss, we have to give Qingmeizi a face this time, and we can't let her be bullied. Her mother-in-law's house..."
"Huh? You know this? When did you gossip like this?"
Bai Fengtou smiled without raising his head, and opened the invitation...
Xiaoqing's full name is Ye Qing, and her hometown is Haiyun City, Hexi Province. The address of the invitation, that is, the address where they hold the banquet, is also in Haiyun City, and the name of the hotel is Haiyunju.
Bai Feng frowned and read it several times, only to realize that he had no impression of this restaurant at all.
(End of this chapter)
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