Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 455 His face will change color
The politeness is only superficial, and within a minute of the opening, the topic has already turned to the exchange of ideas. Naturally, Bai Feng is not stupid, hehe laughed.

"Hehe, I don't dare to be accomplished. I'm just a cook. I was honored to be invited by Professor Gao today. I came here to study like you. I heard that Professor Gao is very talented, and I must be very knowledgeable about couplets... "

Gao Pan smiled awkwardly, and then made a move...

Gao Pan VS Baifeng!

Gao Pan: I listened to the antithetical couplets a few days ago, and I happen to be missing a second couplet. I would like to ask you for advice today.

Bai Feng: Hehe, I dare not ask for advice, tell me...

Gao Pan: The first couplet is [-], and the second couplet is [-]. Now there is only a horizontal batch, and I have to trouble you to get one...

Bai Feng smiled and said.

"Hehe, Professor Gao is really joking. You still need to ask me about the couplets that elementary school students in this grade know. The upper couplet is [-], and the lower couplet is [-]. These are the couplets in hidden characters. One is missing, ten is missing, and the horizontal writing is natural. It's just lack of food and clothing! But this couplet is obviously not suitable for you..."

The audience watching the show burst into applause!
"My Cao, I just heard the upper and lower couplets and thought I heard it wrong. Two, three, four, five, and six, seven, and eighty-nine are all couplets. What the hell is this? I didn't expect that the horizontal script would be the finishing touch. This couplet is too good!"

"Tonight's show is really good, Bai Feng's words are hidden, obviously he wants to kill Professor Gao..."

"Primary school students in first grade... Obviously, Professor Gao's level is not as good as that of primary school students in first grade. Look, Professor Gao's face has changed, it's snow white..."

"Oh, I'm green again, my muscles are bulging..."

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On the stage, after Bai Feng finished answering, she didn't ask back. Of course, Gao Pan wouldn't give her a chance. The second question came again...

"Hehe, Ms. Bai is indeed a talented woman. I have another couplet here. I need Ms. Bai to write the second couplet..."

"Please say!"

"My first couplet is... Huangshan Larix leaves and Luoshanhuang! Hehe, let me remind you, this first couplet is called Huiwenlian, and it can be read from both sides. Please give me a second couplet..."

Bai Feng pursed her lips and chuckled softly, saying in a low voice.

"Hehe, Professor Gao, didn't you review your homework before doing the show? I wrote this couplet at the beginning, and it was hung in our hotel to attract business. The couplet I wrote, of course I know the second couplet. Listen carefully, mine The next link is..."

"People have passed the Great Buddha Temple, and the Buddha has surpassed human beings! By the way, there are many second couplets in this couplet. I will read them all for you. You can use whichever you like..."

"Xiangshan red leaves and fallen leaves Hongshanxiang!"

"Zhongshan Freight Station transports goods in the mountains!"

"Shanxi Luoyue Ridge, the moon sets on the western mountain!"

"Park in front of the parking lot at the front door!"

……

Bai Feng's mouth was like a machine gun, and he opened his mouth to say a lot of second lines. The people in the subtitle team almost collapsed, but the TV audience was in an uproar...

"Damn, this couplet was actually written by Bai Feng? Is it true or not?"

"It seems to be true. The information found on the Internet is from the First Floor of the World. It seems that the first time it appeared was when the First Floor of the World opened for customers..."

"So Gao Pan didn't make people feel bad, and used other people's couplets to test others?"

"I support Bai Feng, Gao Pan is too good at pretending to be B, with the Mediterranean Sea on his head, and pretending to be X with a fan..."

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Gao Pan’s face on the stage changed again, from white to blue, from blue to red, and now it’s almost purple. He only saw this couplet from the Internet, and thought it was very interesting, so he wrote it down. He thought it couldn’t be such a coincidence Bai Feng also read it online, after all, this couplet is still a bit difficult.

If Bai Feng can't answer at that time, then he will be embarrassed, and all kinds of sarcasm and ridicule will start to be performed on the TV screen.

Who knew that Baifeng not only knew the answer, but also returned more than a dozen answers. The most disgusting thing is that this question is also Baifeng's. This is really shooting himself in the foot.

He coughed, smiled dryly and could only compliment him, and then began to press him again.

"This question is a double word couplet, and the upper couplet is full of beautiful mountains and rivers! Please also teach the second couplet!"

Bai Feng looked at the other party meaningfully. This couplet is not easy to get right. There are holes in it, and it is very deep. Especially Gao Pan pretended to be kind and said that this is a double word couplet, which is obviously misleading. It can be seen that the wolf's ambition is obvious. Ruojie!

But Bai Feng is still not afraid, just chuckled lightly, followed the words and got it right!
"My second couplet is also a double word couplet. I'm curious when it's sunny or rainy!"

Sure enough, when he heard Bai Feng coming out, Gao Pan's fox tail was exposed, and he waved his hands with a smile.

"Hehe, you are right or wrong this time, my upper couplet is "Mountains, Rivers, Waters, Everywhere are Bright and Beautiful, Not only is it a double-character couplet, but it is also a reverse couplet, and it can also be pronounced from the back as Xiuxiu, Mingming, Everywhere, Waters, Mountains and Mountains!" "

Bai Feng laughed.

"Oh? What a coincidence? My second couplet can also be read in reverse, read as: Qiqihao is always rainy or sunny!"

Gao Pan was startled, and suddenly felt that today's competition seemed a little stressful, and tiny beads of sweat had begun to appear on his forehead...

Some unconfident mouth.

"My Shanglian...is still stepping on the flower grid, which can be repeated repeatedly. The water is bright, the mountains are beautiful, and the water and mountains are beautiful everywhere!"

Bai Feng smiled and said: "Ah, that's really a coincidence. My couplet is also on the grid, and it can also be repeated repeatedly. When it's sunny, it's good, when it's raining, it's strange, and it's always curious when it's raining! Just right..."

Pfft, Gao Pan really wanted to spit a mouthful of old blood on Bai Feng's smug face at this moment, and said to his heart that it happened to be your sister, can't you say you can't?ah?
As a result, the old blood hadn't spurted out yet, and Bai Feng made another stab with a smile.

"Hehe, Professor Gao is really interesting, why do you always use what I wrote to test me? This is a couplet I wrote for Xianyang Lake, and it is now hanging on the Wangjing Pavilion of Xianyang Lake.

The first couplet literally means that the mountains and rivers of Xianyang Lake are beautiful everywhere!
The second couplet is "the water is bright and sunny, and the mountains are empty and rainy." The first couplet refers to space, "everywhere", the second couplet uses time to space, "every time", and the upper and lower couplets talk about Xianyang Lake No matter where, no matter when the scenery is beautiful!Professor, you are a local, have you never been to Xianyang Lake? "

After asking, Gao Pan's face changed color again, the purple red turned blue, and his eyes were red, he really wanted to slap the table and curse, "MD, come on, Wen Dou to Mao, come to martial arts, kill one!" Count one!
But looking at Bai Feng's size, he gave up again. He probably couldn't beat the opponent himself if he really wanted to fight.

The audience in front of the TV burst out laughing, especially those local people in Qinxi Province.

"Hehe, there is indeed this couplet in the Wangjing Pavilion of Xianyang Lake. I took pictures in the pavilion last time..."

"I've been there too. I didn't expect this Gao Pan to be such an idiot. Isn't he also a local?"

"Hey, I guess, this is the effect deliberately created by the show, maybe it's all arranged!"

"Probably not, I heard that Bai Feng and Gao Pan were fighting each other on Weibo, and the fans on both sides were all angry!"

"Really? Hurry up and watch the excitement!"

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(End of this chapter)