Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 507
Chapter 507
The sound of slippers came from the door next door, knowing that Baifeng was approaching, everyone was afraid to speak, and sure enough, a few seconds later, Baifeng also came in with the same meal.
"Eat them all, you're so polite, you're still waiting for me?"
Bai Feng smiled, picked up the steamed bun and gnawed it down, Mo Bei frowned and grinned.
"Boss... are you really good?"
"Ok?"
"Is this edible? I saw it with my own eyes. Your cornmeal is made of bran..."
"Bran is just the husk of wheat, and it is enough to do you a favor without using wheat bran (wheat husk)! Eat it quickly, and set an example for everyone!"
(Popular science: Bran is the skin and debris when wheat is husked, and wheat bran is the shell that is ground into powder when wheat is husked. Bran is relatively fine, and wheat bran is relatively thick. Bran is used to feed pigs in rural areas. It is mostly used to burn earth kang.)
Mo Bei was troubled with the black steamed bun in a gloomy mood. He was the best-born among this group of people. Let alone eating it, he had never seen it since he was a child. After a long time, under Bai Feng's gaze, he tried Taking a bite aggressively, Qian Chuanzi and the others immediately leaned over and asked with staring eyes.
"How does it taste? Can you eat it?"
Mo Bei chewed carefully for a while, swallowed with difficulty, and nodded sadly.
"It's edible...it's like bread with too much yeast...it's a bit sweet, although it's edible, but I have to say, Master...this is the worst thing you've ever made..."
Bai Feng giggled and pointed to the bowl on his plate.
"Hehe, maybe black-faced steamed buns aren't the worst. You haven't eaten the bran porridge I made yet!"
Mo Bei collapsed immediately, feeling stomachache just looking at this bowl of porridge.
He picked it up slowly, took a tentative sip, and immediately vomited!
"Master... this is really for feeding pigs! I asked Lao Li who supplied us with the bran. He got the bran from his relatives in his hometown. He took it from their pigsty! Smell it, It also smells like pig feces..."
After hearing what Mo Bei said, the people present all retched, and Bai Feng slapped the table and cursed.
"As long as you talk a lot, don't you know that a lot of food does not belong to itself? Pigs also eat vegetables and radishes. Is it true that green grass and radishes are also fed to pigs? Hurry up and drink it up in one gulp!"
Mo Bei burst into tears, his chest heaved non-stop, as if he was in a battle between heaven and man in his head, but in the end, he took a bite of the black-faced steamed bun, then picked up a small bowl and gurgled down the steamed bun with the porridge up.
Then it was exaggerated as if she was going to die, and as if she was pregnant, she lowered her head under the table and retched.
Bai Feng smiled and encouraged.
"Okay, everyone applaud, look, you should be like Mo Bei, come on, Chuanzi, it's your turn to come down! I like you!"
Qian Chuanzi, who was applauding and laughing, immediately groaned, as if someone had pinched his neck.
He looked at the bowl in front of him, no, it should be said to be a basin, and showed Baifeng a begging expression in embarrassment. Unfortunately, even if Baifeng agreed, Mo Bei would not agree.
In the end, I had no choice but to take a big mouthful of steamed buns, then picked up the pot and drank it...
Bai Feng sighed.
"Guys, I didn't mean to trick you. This is called Yiku Rice. You may not have heard of it or eaten it. What I want to say is that I have made it to the highest standard. Recalling bitter rice, steamed bun noodles are made of mildewed flour, some even mixed with mud and sand, this porridge is even worse, it is all ground into flour from corncobs, in that era..."
Speaking of this, Bai Feng suddenly stopped talking. There is no such era in this world, so naturally it cannot resonate with everyone. This is also the reason why this group of people resisted too strongly. The group of people simply don't have the background and connotation of eating and remembering bitterness!
She spoke again.
"Eating bitterness-reminiscing meals is to keep everyone healthy. In addition, I also know that every meal is hard-earned. In the future, we must save food and promote... well, I can't make it up anymore. It's all in the porridge. Come on, Everyone sucked it up!"
Bai Feng raises his glass... no, it's a bowl, and the others helplessly follow suit...
No one knows that Bai Feng did this just to make a good start for this group of people to accompany her. She wants to lose weight by relying on bitter food, so naturally other people can't eat big fish and big meat and laugh at her happily.
After a meal, Bai Feng went for a run contentedly, she said to herself.
I don’t believe in MD, Yikufan is not oily at all, can it rebound and gain weight again?
After she went out for a run, other people who had eaten the meal gathered to discuss countermeasures, even Beichuan Xiaotian and Yang Liu joined in.
Beichuan Xiaotian sighed while shaking his head and frowning while rinsing his mouth.
"It's too bad...I've never had such a bad meal... Mo Bei, is this really for feeding pigs?"
Mo Bei retched again and waved his hands.
"Brother, please don't talk about it. As soon as you said it, I remembered the scene of pigs eating food. It was too similar to Qian Chuanzi just now... I really didn't lie to you. This bran is really used to feed pigs. Supplier phone number You all have them, ask yourself..."
Huang Li nodded seriously and spoke softly.
"Yes... I used to raise pigs at home when I was young, and it was true that they ate bran..."
The scene was embarrassing for a few minutes, Yang Liu was on the verge of crying and complained.
"I'm from Shuge, why do you let me eat it too? It's so unfair. Did you guys provoke Mr. Bai? She's been very abnormal recently! She even forced me to get up in the middle of the night last night Going for a run with her! My God!"
Huang Li also analyzed weakly behind.
"I think...Bai is always not...Because I was stimulated by the sudden joy and sorrow after winning the award, so there may be some mental changes..."
Mo Bei pinched his chin and thought...
"Hmm... I think what Lili said makes sense. You see, the boss came back from the United States and didn't speak for three days, but he was obviously healthy and didn't go to the hospital. Isn't that normal?"
"Hmm! It's really not normal, the throat is like that, we must be dying of anxiety, and then go to a big hospital for treatment!"
Mo Bei nodded!
"You're right. If it were us, we would definitely die of anxiety, but this is not the strangest thing. The strangest thing is that Master's voice recovered after three days? I just knelt down. What disease could make her suddenly Lost voice? Suddenly recovered after three days? This is the first doubt!"
The others shook their chins and nodded in agreement.
"The second doubt is that the boss suddenly ran out to exercise like a madman, and he was running desperately. Hold on for a few more days, or you don't have to run so hard?"
"It makes sense, tell me quickly, if there are any doubts."
"There is also a third doubt, eating food for recalling bitterness. I have no idea what the boss's purpose is for us to eat food for recalling bitterness. If it is to teach us to cherish food, there are simply too many methods. Why bother to eat pigs together? What about food? And she is so mad that she won't even let herself go..."
"so what……"
"So I have reason to suspect that the boss may have suddenly become a little abnormal after receiving a huge mental stimulation in the United States..."
……
(End of this chapter)
The sound of slippers came from the door next door, knowing that Baifeng was approaching, everyone was afraid to speak, and sure enough, a few seconds later, Baifeng also came in with the same meal.
"Eat them all, you're so polite, you're still waiting for me?"
Bai Feng smiled, picked up the steamed bun and gnawed it down, Mo Bei frowned and grinned.
"Boss... are you really good?"
"Ok?"
"Is this edible? I saw it with my own eyes. Your cornmeal is made of bran..."
"Bran is just the husk of wheat, and it is enough to do you a favor without using wheat bran (wheat husk)! Eat it quickly, and set an example for everyone!"
(Popular science: Bran is the skin and debris when wheat is husked, and wheat bran is the shell that is ground into powder when wheat is husked. Bran is relatively fine, and wheat bran is relatively thick. Bran is used to feed pigs in rural areas. It is mostly used to burn earth kang.)
Mo Bei was troubled with the black steamed bun in a gloomy mood. He was the best-born among this group of people. Let alone eating it, he had never seen it since he was a child. After a long time, under Bai Feng's gaze, he tried Taking a bite aggressively, Qian Chuanzi and the others immediately leaned over and asked with staring eyes.
"How does it taste? Can you eat it?"
Mo Bei chewed carefully for a while, swallowed with difficulty, and nodded sadly.
"It's edible...it's like bread with too much yeast...it's a bit sweet, although it's edible, but I have to say, Master...this is the worst thing you've ever made..."
Bai Feng giggled and pointed to the bowl on his plate.
"Hehe, maybe black-faced steamed buns aren't the worst. You haven't eaten the bran porridge I made yet!"
Mo Bei collapsed immediately, feeling stomachache just looking at this bowl of porridge.
He picked it up slowly, took a tentative sip, and immediately vomited!
"Master... this is really for feeding pigs! I asked Lao Li who supplied us with the bran. He got the bran from his relatives in his hometown. He took it from their pigsty! Smell it, It also smells like pig feces..."
After hearing what Mo Bei said, the people present all retched, and Bai Feng slapped the table and cursed.
"As long as you talk a lot, don't you know that a lot of food does not belong to itself? Pigs also eat vegetables and radishes. Is it true that green grass and radishes are also fed to pigs? Hurry up and drink it up in one gulp!"
Mo Bei burst into tears, his chest heaved non-stop, as if he was in a battle between heaven and man in his head, but in the end, he took a bite of the black-faced steamed bun, then picked up a small bowl and gurgled down the steamed bun with the porridge up.
Then it was exaggerated as if she was going to die, and as if she was pregnant, she lowered her head under the table and retched.
Bai Feng smiled and encouraged.
"Okay, everyone applaud, look, you should be like Mo Bei, come on, Chuanzi, it's your turn to come down! I like you!"
Qian Chuanzi, who was applauding and laughing, immediately groaned, as if someone had pinched his neck.
He looked at the bowl in front of him, no, it should be said to be a basin, and showed Baifeng a begging expression in embarrassment. Unfortunately, even if Baifeng agreed, Mo Bei would not agree.
In the end, I had no choice but to take a big mouthful of steamed buns, then picked up the pot and drank it...
Bai Feng sighed.
"Guys, I didn't mean to trick you. This is called Yiku Rice. You may not have heard of it or eaten it. What I want to say is that I have made it to the highest standard. Recalling bitter rice, steamed bun noodles are made of mildewed flour, some even mixed with mud and sand, this porridge is even worse, it is all ground into flour from corncobs, in that era..."
Speaking of this, Bai Feng suddenly stopped talking. There is no such era in this world, so naturally it cannot resonate with everyone. This is also the reason why this group of people resisted too strongly. The group of people simply don't have the background and connotation of eating and remembering bitterness!
She spoke again.
"Eating bitterness-reminiscing meals is to keep everyone healthy. In addition, I also know that every meal is hard-earned. In the future, we must save food and promote... well, I can't make it up anymore. It's all in the porridge. Come on, Everyone sucked it up!"
Bai Feng raises his glass... no, it's a bowl, and the others helplessly follow suit...
No one knows that Bai Feng did this just to make a good start for this group of people to accompany her. She wants to lose weight by relying on bitter food, so naturally other people can't eat big fish and big meat and laugh at her happily.
After a meal, Bai Feng went for a run contentedly, she said to herself.
I don’t believe in MD, Yikufan is not oily at all, can it rebound and gain weight again?
After she went out for a run, other people who had eaten the meal gathered to discuss countermeasures, even Beichuan Xiaotian and Yang Liu joined in.
Beichuan Xiaotian sighed while shaking his head and frowning while rinsing his mouth.
"It's too bad...I've never had such a bad meal... Mo Bei, is this really for feeding pigs?"
Mo Bei retched again and waved his hands.
"Brother, please don't talk about it. As soon as you said it, I remembered the scene of pigs eating food. It was too similar to Qian Chuanzi just now... I really didn't lie to you. This bran is really used to feed pigs. Supplier phone number You all have them, ask yourself..."
Huang Li nodded seriously and spoke softly.
"Yes... I used to raise pigs at home when I was young, and it was true that they ate bran..."
The scene was embarrassing for a few minutes, Yang Liu was on the verge of crying and complained.
"I'm from Shuge, why do you let me eat it too? It's so unfair. Did you guys provoke Mr. Bai? She's been very abnormal recently! She even forced me to get up in the middle of the night last night Going for a run with her! My God!"
Huang Li also analyzed weakly behind.
"I think...Bai is always not...Because I was stimulated by the sudden joy and sorrow after winning the award, so there may be some mental changes..."
Mo Bei pinched his chin and thought...
"Hmm... I think what Lili said makes sense. You see, the boss came back from the United States and didn't speak for three days, but he was obviously healthy and didn't go to the hospital. Isn't that normal?"
"Hmm! It's really not normal, the throat is like that, we must be dying of anxiety, and then go to a big hospital for treatment!"
Mo Bei nodded!
"You're right. If it were us, we would definitely die of anxiety, but this is not the strangest thing. The strangest thing is that Master's voice recovered after three days? I just knelt down. What disease could make her suddenly Lost voice? Suddenly recovered after three days? This is the first doubt!"
The others shook their chins and nodded in agreement.
"The second doubt is that the boss suddenly ran out to exercise like a madman, and he was running desperately. Hold on for a few more days, or you don't have to run so hard?"
"It makes sense, tell me quickly, if there are any doubts."
"There is also a third doubt, eating food for recalling bitterness. I have no idea what the boss's purpose is for us to eat food for recalling bitterness. If it is to teach us to cherish food, there are simply too many methods. Why bother to eat pigs together? What about food? And she is so mad that she won't even let herself go..."
"so what……"
"So I have reason to suspect that the boss may have suddenly become a little abnormal after receiving a huge mental stimulation in the United States..."
……
(End of this chapter)
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