Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 512 The Strange Choices of the Stars
Chapter 512 The Strange Choices of the Stars
And in the end, Hanhan, who had an open mind, did not choose knives, lighters, water, or compressed biscuits. What made all the netizens bleed was that he finally chose a pair of underwear...
Facing the camera, he explained it like this.
"I think... Surviving in the wild, there must be no way to change clothes, so I need to bring an extra pair of underwear, and I can change when the time comes..."
Netizens all knelt down.
"Convinced, this IQ is no one else..."
"I think this kind of brain circuit is too natural. If I choose other ones, I feel a little surprised..."
"To survive in the wild with underwear, I think it should be like this. He can use the rubber band on the underwear to transform it into a slingshot, and then shoot birds, hares and the like. This is also a long-range attack weapon, so I think Han Han chooses the most powerful..."
"Upstairs, how much Hanhan gave you, my Yangyang will give you double..."
"No, I can still make up underwear. I really didn't make up the things your Yangyang chose..."
……
The second Yangyang, the only item he chose was a photo with his parents, he explained it like this...
"A famous person said that every time I go on an adventure in the wild, I will trample on my family's photos, and they will take me and find my way home!"
That's what the audience commented on.
"I'll give you full marks for bragging B, but if you want to use it to pretend to be B, it's your fault! Pretending to be raw!"
"Sure enough, he is a sensational little prince. He was sensational at the beginning, and the tears came as soon as he said it. The words are very inspirational, but the photos don't seem to help the wild adventure..."
"For photos... if you meet cannibals... you can... well, I can't make it up anymore, let me admit defeat and say goodbye!"
……
Seeing the two pig teammates choose photos and underwear, Kai Kai next to him is completely unlovable...
I didn't even look for it, and took out a fruit knife from the bag first...
It was a normal thing at first, but because the first two choices were so weird, in the eyes of the audience, his choice was as correct as a saint, which caused netizens to praise him overwhelmingly...
"It's amazing, finally someone with an online IQ appeared!"
"I'm really afraid that Kaikai will choose a pair of underwear in a fit of anger, and then he and Hanhan will form Haier Brothers..."
"The IQ comparison is too obvious. Kaikai is going to be killed by the two of them. The leader is so fat, so he probably doesn't have much strength. There are three women. It's over. Is it really going to be five? "
……
After the selection of the three male stars, the audience turned their attention to the three female stars...
After the first Xiaoying's bag was opened, the audience was completely stunned...
"I, Cao, blinded my dog's eyes, condom, did I see the condom?"
"Don't talk nonsense, it could be a wet tissue too!"
"No matter what it is, it's cold anyway. I can't choose anything useful for survival in the wild..."
"It's all cosmetics...is this face made of sheet metal?"
……
Because Xiaoying was carrying cosmetics, she had no choice but to choose the only one that might be useful... stockings from her bag!
"I think this choice is quite correct. At least you can use silk stockings to fish when you encounter creeks and rivers..."
"It's still a fan, it's too fucking tempting, I don't know if Yu likes fans?"
"It's rare, luckily I didn't choose BB refresh, facial mask, etc..."
……
After Xiaolu's bag was opened, the audience covered their faces. There was no cosmetics in her bag, but it was full of snacks, all kinds of snacks.
After picking and choosing, I finally got a can of potato chips.
And Xiao Mi is similar, but the IQ of the three girls is obviously higher than that of the three boys, just because the choices of what to bring are too small.
Xiao Mi finally chose a bottle of unopened mineral water.
"Okay, now please hand over your bags to our crew, as well as your communication equipment, watches, etc."
The staff came up to collect everything, and what they are holding now is the weapons and equipment that will accompany them through the 30 kilometers of virgin forest.
A piece of underwear, a picture of being pressed on the sole of a shoe, a fruit knife, a pair of pink stockings, a can of potato chips, and a bottle of water!
And Bai Feng only carried a dagger in his bag!But she is not afraid, she is proficient in all skills of wilderness survival that the system gave her at the beginning.
Of course, she came here mainly to suffer and lose weight.If you are not guilty, then there is no point in coming!
"Okay, now grab your things and start climbing the mountain!"
Bai Feng ordered loudly, and swished down six ropes from the mountain!
Of course, after all, he is a pampered star, so Bai Feng didn't dare to have too much fun when he came up, and the six ropes were still equipped with safety ropes.
In addition, each of the six people was given a safety helmet for self-defense.
Yangyang counted the ropes and asked curiously.
"Mr. Bai, why are there only six? You won't tell us that you don't want to climb, that's not okay!"
"Yeah! You have to climb too!"
"that is!"
……
The others echoed, Bai Feng smiled at him, and pointed to the top of the mountain.
"I don't need a rope, look, I'll show you a demonstration first, bend down... grab everything you can, just like this!"
After finishing speaking, she trotted and stepped on the nearest protruding rock. With one knee, she jumped up two or three meters. Then, at the moment when her body lost her upward momentum, she grabbed the rock on the left with one hand, and the other hand Grabbed the rock in the upper right corner, stepped hard on the ground, and stepped on the gravel, and the whole person jumped out again...
After repeating three or four times, she has reached the middle of the rock wall...
The six MC stars below were all stunned, looking up and amazed like a monster...
"My Cao! Bai always weighs 200 catties? Can he climb so fast?"
"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would never believe it was real. Look, we are almost at the top of the mountain!"
"This is better than any rock climber I've ever seen. This speed can enter the Guinness Book of Records!"
……
Not only them, but even the filming director team were stupid, and the audience watching the live broadcast had their scalps burst!
"Up! 21 seconds! She took 21 seconds! My God!"
"Boss Bai is mighty! Too domineering!"
"No wonder I can be the leader of the team. I am convinced of this skill, and I am convinced by capital letters!"
……
Almost in the blink of an eye, Baifeng climbed to the top of the rock with bare hands, and forgot to face down. The height of 50 meters deep made people dizzy.
The people doing security work on the top of the mountain saw Bai Feng coming up one by one, and they were all shocked beyond measure.
"Okay! Come on up!"
Bai Feng clasped his hands and shouted down the mountain. The six MCs looked at each other and communicated in a low voice while covering their microphones.
"Hey, what are you looking at, let's go..."
"Brother Kai, can you really not quit?"
"Back up, it's live broadcasting now, and audiences all over the country are watching it. If you really quit, then your acting career will completely fall into a trough. We have been tricked by Bai Feng, MD!"
"The most important thing is the liquidated damages. If we pay ten times the compensation, each of us will have to pay about 8000 million yuan. I guess Baifeng's contract will definitely not be ten times the amount. At least fifty times, or even one hundred times the compensation!"
"Huh? Then you have to pay 80 billion?"
Hearing this figure, everyone shuddered. Although celebrities make money, which celebrity can earn 80 billion?Even if he loses, his future acting career will enter a trough for a long time, and maybe he will be sprayed out of the entertainment circle by the saliva of netizens.
So after weighing the importance, everyone swallowed their mouths, mustered up their strength, and tied the safety rope.
(End of this chapter)
And in the end, Hanhan, who had an open mind, did not choose knives, lighters, water, or compressed biscuits. What made all the netizens bleed was that he finally chose a pair of underwear...
Facing the camera, he explained it like this.
"I think... Surviving in the wild, there must be no way to change clothes, so I need to bring an extra pair of underwear, and I can change when the time comes..."
Netizens all knelt down.
"Convinced, this IQ is no one else..."
"I think this kind of brain circuit is too natural. If I choose other ones, I feel a little surprised..."
"To survive in the wild with underwear, I think it should be like this. He can use the rubber band on the underwear to transform it into a slingshot, and then shoot birds, hares and the like. This is also a long-range attack weapon, so I think Han Han chooses the most powerful..."
"Upstairs, how much Hanhan gave you, my Yangyang will give you double..."
"No, I can still make up underwear. I really didn't make up the things your Yangyang chose..."
……
The second Yangyang, the only item he chose was a photo with his parents, he explained it like this...
"A famous person said that every time I go on an adventure in the wild, I will trample on my family's photos, and they will take me and find my way home!"
That's what the audience commented on.
"I'll give you full marks for bragging B, but if you want to use it to pretend to be B, it's your fault! Pretending to be raw!"
"Sure enough, he is a sensational little prince. He was sensational at the beginning, and the tears came as soon as he said it. The words are very inspirational, but the photos don't seem to help the wild adventure..."
"For photos... if you meet cannibals... you can... well, I can't make it up anymore, let me admit defeat and say goodbye!"
……
Seeing the two pig teammates choose photos and underwear, Kai Kai next to him is completely unlovable...
I didn't even look for it, and took out a fruit knife from the bag first...
It was a normal thing at first, but because the first two choices were so weird, in the eyes of the audience, his choice was as correct as a saint, which caused netizens to praise him overwhelmingly...
"It's amazing, finally someone with an online IQ appeared!"
"I'm really afraid that Kaikai will choose a pair of underwear in a fit of anger, and then he and Hanhan will form Haier Brothers..."
"The IQ comparison is too obvious. Kaikai is going to be killed by the two of them. The leader is so fat, so he probably doesn't have much strength. There are three women. It's over. Is it really going to be five? "
……
After the selection of the three male stars, the audience turned their attention to the three female stars...
After the first Xiaoying's bag was opened, the audience was completely stunned...
"I, Cao, blinded my dog's eyes, condom, did I see the condom?"
"Don't talk nonsense, it could be a wet tissue too!"
"No matter what it is, it's cold anyway. I can't choose anything useful for survival in the wild..."
"It's all cosmetics...is this face made of sheet metal?"
……
Because Xiaoying was carrying cosmetics, she had no choice but to choose the only one that might be useful... stockings from her bag!
"I think this choice is quite correct. At least you can use silk stockings to fish when you encounter creeks and rivers..."
"It's still a fan, it's too fucking tempting, I don't know if Yu likes fans?"
"It's rare, luckily I didn't choose BB refresh, facial mask, etc..."
……
After Xiaolu's bag was opened, the audience covered their faces. There was no cosmetics in her bag, but it was full of snacks, all kinds of snacks.
After picking and choosing, I finally got a can of potato chips.
And Xiao Mi is similar, but the IQ of the three girls is obviously higher than that of the three boys, just because the choices of what to bring are too small.
Xiao Mi finally chose a bottle of unopened mineral water.
"Okay, now please hand over your bags to our crew, as well as your communication equipment, watches, etc."
The staff came up to collect everything, and what they are holding now is the weapons and equipment that will accompany them through the 30 kilometers of virgin forest.
A piece of underwear, a picture of being pressed on the sole of a shoe, a fruit knife, a pair of pink stockings, a can of potato chips, and a bottle of water!
And Bai Feng only carried a dagger in his bag!But she is not afraid, she is proficient in all skills of wilderness survival that the system gave her at the beginning.
Of course, she came here mainly to suffer and lose weight.If you are not guilty, then there is no point in coming!
"Okay, now grab your things and start climbing the mountain!"
Bai Feng ordered loudly, and swished down six ropes from the mountain!
Of course, after all, he is a pampered star, so Bai Feng didn't dare to have too much fun when he came up, and the six ropes were still equipped with safety ropes.
In addition, each of the six people was given a safety helmet for self-defense.
Yangyang counted the ropes and asked curiously.
"Mr. Bai, why are there only six? You won't tell us that you don't want to climb, that's not okay!"
"Yeah! You have to climb too!"
"that is!"
……
The others echoed, Bai Feng smiled at him, and pointed to the top of the mountain.
"I don't need a rope, look, I'll show you a demonstration first, bend down... grab everything you can, just like this!"
After finishing speaking, she trotted and stepped on the nearest protruding rock. With one knee, she jumped up two or three meters. Then, at the moment when her body lost her upward momentum, she grabbed the rock on the left with one hand, and the other hand Grabbed the rock in the upper right corner, stepped hard on the ground, and stepped on the gravel, and the whole person jumped out again...
After repeating three or four times, she has reached the middle of the rock wall...
The six MC stars below were all stunned, looking up and amazed like a monster...
"My Cao! Bai always weighs 200 catties? Can he climb so fast?"
"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would never believe it was real. Look, we are almost at the top of the mountain!"
"This is better than any rock climber I've ever seen. This speed can enter the Guinness Book of Records!"
……
Not only them, but even the filming director team were stupid, and the audience watching the live broadcast had their scalps burst!
"Up! 21 seconds! She took 21 seconds! My God!"
"Boss Bai is mighty! Too domineering!"
"No wonder I can be the leader of the team. I am convinced of this skill, and I am convinced by capital letters!"
……
Almost in the blink of an eye, Baifeng climbed to the top of the rock with bare hands, and forgot to face down. The height of 50 meters deep made people dizzy.
The people doing security work on the top of the mountain saw Bai Feng coming up one by one, and they were all shocked beyond measure.
"Okay! Come on up!"
Bai Feng clasped his hands and shouted down the mountain. The six MCs looked at each other and communicated in a low voice while covering their microphones.
"Hey, what are you looking at, let's go..."
"Brother Kai, can you really not quit?"
"Back up, it's live broadcasting now, and audiences all over the country are watching it. If you really quit, then your acting career will completely fall into a trough. We have been tricked by Bai Feng, MD!"
"The most important thing is the liquidated damages. If we pay ten times the compensation, each of us will have to pay about 8000 million yuan. I guess Baifeng's contract will definitely not be ten times the amount. At least fifty times, or even one hundred times the compensation!"
"Huh? Then you have to pay 80 billion?"
Hearing this figure, everyone shuddered. Although celebrities make money, which celebrity can earn 80 billion?Even if he loses, his future acting career will enter a trough for a long time, and maybe he will be sprayed out of the entertainment circle by the saliva of netizens.
So after weighing the importance, everyone swallowed their mouths, mustered up their strength, and tied the safety rope.
(End of this chapter)
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