Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 534 Sad First Finding Faults
Chapter 534 Sad First Finding Faults
Hearing this price, the group of people was stunned again, but the leader with an IQ of 250 immediately pointed at Xiaoqing with his mobile phone, and smiled excitedly.
"Haha, I want to report that you cheat tourists by selling a bowl for 5000 yuan..."
Xiaoqing smiled and pointed to the price list posted on the wall.
"Hehe, our store has clearly marked prices, there is no such thing as cheating tourists..."
This person still wanted to distinguish a few words, when a fat man with a fat head and a big gold chain squeezed beside him, pushing a group of people aside, cursing and complaining.
"Hurry up, I don't want to order any more wine, I'm so confused, don't come to such a high-end store if you don't have money! Miss Xiaoqing, come on, bring me another jar of top-quality wine, and a three-jin bottle of Naughty Red Send it to Room 508!"
"Ok!"
As soon as the fat man with the big gold chain left, the group of Japanese tourists shouted again.
"Hey, why can he buy other wines, but we can only buy the most expensive three bowls?"
Xiaoqing pointed to the sign on the left and explained with a smile.
"Hehe, I'm sorry, because you are poor...uh...I mean, if you want to drink other things, you must apply for our VIP card."
"What about the VIP card?"
"Oh, we are divided into big VIP and small VIP. The small VIP only needs 100 million, and the big VIP needs 500 million. By the way, I am talking about RMB. In addition, it will be cleared at the end of each year. Hello, do you want to do big or small? of? How many do you want?"
"Uh... I, I, I... wait a minute..."
The leader has enough IQ, but not enough money. To put it bluntly, they came here this time, mainly to travel and make videos to make troubles. It's all their own personal behavior. It's just a small trouble. There is no sponsorship at all, so the funds are limited , more than a dozen people, if everyone drinks a bowl of 5000 yuan of wine, they will definitely be sick, and the money is really not enough.
The group went outside to discuss again.
"What should I do? Why is the wine here so expensive?"
"Yeah, MD, it's almost the same as Lafite. The key point is that I brought more than 1 yuan when I came to China. People say that China is poor. You can visit many places with 1 yuan. Who knows that you can't afford a bowl of wine?" ..."
"MD, I was deceived by those idiots in Wanwan, saying that the poor in China can't afford tea eggs, and they are richer than our country, did you see that fat man just now, wearing a famous brand, a big gold chain and a big gold watch, Three small barbecues a day, hugging the waist of the beautiful woman, eating and drinking can't stop..."
"Senior Suzuki, I think we should stop reciting poems now, how much money do you have, why don't we get together?"
"I have more than 6000. After drinking, I only have the plane ticket to go back. I have to buy discounted ones..."
"I'm a little..."
……
In the end, this group of troubled tourists collected three bowls of wine and went up to the second floor, while others were blocked outside the restaurant to drink Northwest Wind on the grounds that they could not enter without consumption.
Each of the three elected representatives received a bowl of wine, and secretly took a picture with their mobile phone. They wanted to take a sip, and then called the boss to complain that the wine was adulterated, or that they had diarrhea after drinking it. such as.
At that time, I will post the video on the Internet for the whole world to see, Japan is a shame, what kind of restaurant works in Huaxia, and they should lose their people.
But as soon as the wine was served, the three of them hesitated again.
"I said... This is a bowl of wine bought for 5000 yuan, or..."
"Why don't we drink first, don't waste it..."
"Yes yes yes, don't waste it, come, have a few sips first..."
……
The three of them touched the porcelain bowls together, and they drank more than half of it in one gulp...
"Don't tell me, this wine is really good... drink..."
"It seems a little... dizzy..."
"Hey, hey, you two can't do it anymore, wait a minute, I'll turn on the camera... I, I, I... Damn..."
……
The three of them drank most of the bowl, and after a few minutes, they all poured it down. Just kidding, this is three bowls, and people often come to challenge them. The best challenger here can only drink two bowls, not to mention The three of them don't drink much.
Qian Chuanzi stood by the corridor, clasped his hands and shouted towards the outside door.
"Table 212, three people! Pull away!"
The door of the 120 car waiting at the door opened, and three white coats came down from the top, went upstairs to the 212 desk very skillfully, each person supported one, and directly lifted the car and pulled it away.
After the 120 left, the next one came up again, just like the taxis waiting for customers at the train station...
The three were pulled to 120. According to the usual practice, the nurse took out their mobile phones, but she was stunned and ran to the director's room.
"Director, these three people may be Japanese. Their mobile phones are all in Japanese, and some of the money in their pockets is in Japanese yen. They don't have passports..."
"Is that so? Uh... do they have enough money in their pockets?"
"Not enough, only a few dozen dollars..."
"Is that so? Uh...let's call and see if there are any friends like this..."
The nurse took the mobile phone and ran away again. After waiting for half an hour, the rest of the Japanese tourists also came. When they came in, they thought these three were dead, and they sat on the ground crying and began to make trouble. A female nurse who was broken in love came over and yelled with her hands on her hips.
"Bah... people are still not dead, howling one by one? Hurry up and pay the fee and go through the formalities..."
Then these people huffed and ran to go through the formalities.
"Go, do brain CT and MRI first..."
"Doctor, they just drank too much..."
"Come, come, come and see for him?"
……
After half an hour...
"Doctor, here is the inspection report..."
"Hmm... the brain is normal, let's go for a blood test, by the way, the big three yangs and the small three yangs, two pairs and three pairs and a half, let's take a look..."
"Doctor, are they just drinking too much?"
"Come, come, come and see for him?"
……
Another hour later...
"Doctor, here is the inspection report..."
"Hmm... There's nothing wrong with it, wait a minute, I'll make a few more orders, go for a blood test, a urine test, a stool test, and a prostate check by the way..."
"Doctor, are they just drinking too much?"
"Come, come, come and see for him?"
……
Another two hours...
The doctor fell asleep, they knocked on the door, opened the report card...
"Doctor, here is the inspection report..."
"Hmm...no big problem. Wait a minute. I'll make a few more orders. I'll come here. By the way, I'll check for frequent urination, urgency, incessant urination, and that...abnormal leucorrhea, genital itching..."
"Doctor, are they men?"
"Come, come, come and see for him?"
"My Nima..."
……
Another hour later, the sky is getting brighter...
The money was almost spent, and the three checks that should be done and should not be done were all done. They knocked on the doctor's door again with a thick test report, but the doctor was not there. They searched around and finally found it outside. Found it in the hallway.
The doctor looked around with the report, but before opening their mouths, these people knelt down.
"Doctor, you don't need to do the examination now, we really have no money..."
"No, no, no, our hospital never charges randomly. These examinations are necessary, so they should be treated as physical examinations. That's fine, let's go..."
"Ah? Let's go? Doctor, haven't you seen them yet?"
"Oh, no need, they have sobered up just now..."
"My mother... don't stop me, don't stop me, I'm going to kill her... ah..."
……
A group of people were all crying, squatting outside the hospital and crying...
(End of this chapter)
Hearing this price, the group of people was stunned again, but the leader with an IQ of 250 immediately pointed at Xiaoqing with his mobile phone, and smiled excitedly.
"Haha, I want to report that you cheat tourists by selling a bowl for 5000 yuan..."
Xiaoqing smiled and pointed to the price list posted on the wall.
"Hehe, our store has clearly marked prices, there is no such thing as cheating tourists..."
This person still wanted to distinguish a few words, when a fat man with a fat head and a big gold chain squeezed beside him, pushing a group of people aside, cursing and complaining.
"Hurry up, I don't want to order any more wine, I'm so confused, don't come to such a high-end store if you don't have money! Miss Xiaoqing, come on, bring me another jar of top-quality wine, and a three-jin bottle of Naughty Red Send it to Room 508!"
"Ok!"
As soon as the fat man with the big gold chain left, the group of Japanese tourists shouted again.
"Hey, why can he buy other wines, but we can only buy the most expensive three bowls?"
Xiaoqing pointed to the sign on the left and explained with a smile.
"Hehe, I'm sorry, because you are poor...uh...I mean, if you want to drink other things, you must apply for our VIP card."
"What about the VIP card?"
"Oh, we are divided into big VIP and small VIP. The small VIP only needs 100 million, and the big VIP needs 500 million. By the way, I am talking about RMB. In addition, it will be cleared at the end of each year. Hello, do you want to do big or small? of? How many do you want?"
"Uh... I, I, I... wait a minute..."
The leader has enough IQ, but not enough money. To put it bluntly, they came here this time, mainly to travel and make videos to make troubles. It's all their own personal behavior. It's just a small trouble. There is no sponsorship at all, so the funds are limited , more than a dozen people, if everyone drinks a bowl of 5000 yuan of wine, they will definitely be sick, and the money is really not enough.
The group went outside to discuss again.
"What should I do? Why is the wine here so expensive?"
"Yeah, MD, it's almost the same as Lafite. The key point is that I brought more than 1 yuan when I came to China. People say that China is poor. You can visit many places with 1 yuan. Who knows that you can't afford a bowl of wine?" ..."
"MD, I was deceived by those idiots in Wanwan, saying that the poor in China can't afford tea eggs, and they are richer than our country, did you see that fat man just now, wearing a famous brand, a big gold chain and a big gold watch, Three small barbecues a day, hugging the waist of the beautiful woman, eating and drinking can't stop..."
"Senior Suzuki, I think we should stop reciting poems now, how much money do you have, why don't we get together?"
"I have more than 6000. After drinking, I only have the plane ticket to go back. I have to buy discounted ones..."
"I'm a little..."
……
In the end, this group of troubled tourists collected three bowls of wine and went up to the second floor, while others were blocked outside the restaurant to drink Northwest Wind on the grounds that they could not enter without consumption.
Each of the three elected representatives received a bowl of wine, and secretly took a picture with their mobile phone. They wanted to take a sip, and then called the boss to complain that the wine was adulterated, or that they had diarrhea after drinking it. such as.
At that time, I will post the video on the Internet for the whole world to see, Japan is a shame, what kind of restaurant works in Huaxia, and they should lose their people.
But as soon as the wine was served, the three of them hesitated again.
"I said... This is a bowl of wine bought for 5000 yuan, or..."
"Why don't we drink first, don't waste it..."
"Yes yes yes, don't waste it, come, have a few sips first..."
……
The three of them touched the porcelain bowls together, and they drank more than half of it in one gulp...
"Don't tell me, this wine is really good... drink..."
"It seems a little... dizzy..."
"Hey, hey, you two can't do it anymore, wait a minute, I'll turn on the camera... I, I, I... Damn..."
……
The three of them drank most of the bowl, and after a few minutes, they all poured it down. Just kidding, this is three bowls, and people often come to challenge them. The best challenger here can only drink two bowls, not to mention The three of them don't drink much.
Qian Chuanzi stood by the corridor, clasped his hands and shouted towards the outside door.
"Table 212, three people! Pull away!"
The door of the 120 car waiting at the door opened, and three white coats came down from the top, went upstairs to the 212 desk very skillfully, each person supported one, and directly lifted the car and pulled it away.
After the 120 left, the next one came up again, just like the taxis waiting for customers at the train station...
The three were pulled to 120. According to the usual practice, the nurse took out their mobile phones, but she was stunned and ran to the director's room.
"Director, these three people may be Japanese. Their mobile phones are all in Japanese, and some of the money in their pockets is in Japanese yen. They don't have passports..."
"Is that so? Uh... do they have enough money in their pockets?"
"Not enough, only a few dozen dollars..."
"Is that so? Uh...let's call and see if there are any friends like this..."
The nurse took the mobile phone and ran away again. After waiting for half an hour, the rest of the Japanese tourists also came. When they came in, they thought these three were dead, and they sat on the ground crying and began to make trouble. A female nurse who was broken in love came over and yelled with her hands on her hips.
"Bah... people are still not dead, howling one by one? Hurry up and pay the fee and go through the formalities..."
Then these people huffed and ran to go through the formalities.
"Go, do brain CT and MRI first..."
"Doctor, they just drank too much..."
"Come, come, come and see for him?"
……
After half an hour...
"Doctor, here is the inspection report..."
"Hmm... the brain is normal, let's go for a blood test, by the way, the big three yangs and the small three yangs, two pairs and three pairs and a half, let's take a look..."
"Doctor, are they just drinking too much?"
"Come, come, come and see for him?"
……
Another hour later...
"Doctor, here is the inspection report..."
"Hmm... There's nothing wrong with it, wait a minute, I'll make a few more orders, go for a blood test, a urine test, a stool test, and a prostate check by the way..."
"Doctor, are they just drinking too much?"
"Come, come, come and see for him?"
……
Another two hours...
The doctor fell asleep, they knocked on the door, opened the report card...
"Doctor, here is the inspection report..."
"Hmm...no big problem. Wait a minute. I'll make a few more orders. I'll come here. By the way, I'll check for frequent urination, urgency, incessant urination, and that...abnormal leucorrhea, genital itching..."
"Doctor, are they men?"
"Come, come, come and see for him?"
"My Nima..."
……
Another hour later, the sky is getting brighter...
The money was almost spent, and the three checks that should be done and should not be done were all done. They knocked on the doctor's door again with a thick test report, but the doctor was not there. They searched around and finally found it outside. Found it in the hallway.
The doctor looked around with the report, but before opening their mouths, these people knelt down.
"Doctor, you don't need to do the examination now, we really have no money..."
"No, no, no, our hospital never charges randomly. These examinations are necessary, so they should be treated as physical examinations. That's fine, let's go..."
"Ah? Let's go? Doctor, haven't you seen them yet?"
"Oh, no need, they have sobered up just now..."
"My mother... don't stop me, don't stop me, I'm going to kill her... ah..."
……
A group of people were all crying, squatting outside the hospital and crying...
(End of this chapter)
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