Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 566 Mysterious Hidden Occupation

From the first day of panic buying, at six o'clock in the morning, you no longer have to worry about your child sleeping late. At 5:50, he must be squatting in front of the computer and refreshing the page...

At twelve o'clock at noon, you no longer have to worry about your child going out on a hot day, because he will come back to grab comics...

At eight o'clock in the evening, don't worry, your husband will definitely not go out to fool around, because he will squat at home to grab comics...

These days, these comic fans in the streets and alleys are completely crazy in order to grab a copy of "Man Like a Pirate"...

And the scalpers in China are already sharpening their knives at the pigs and sheep...

When this group of people almost robbed 20 copies, the official broke the touching news again...

[In order to celebrate the sunny weather tomorrow, our company specially launched the Platinum Collector's Edition of "Man Like a Pirate". Each copy is only 18888 yen, and there are only 4 copies in the world!Grab time, tomorrow morning at [-]am! 】

All fans are crazy again...

"Damn, it's 4 o'clock in the morning, grab it? Don't grab it? This time it's really a problem..."

"It must be grabbed, isn't it just for money? There are only ten copies in the whole world!"

"The alarm clock is online, ready to snap up at any time..."

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At [-]:[-] the next morning, it was time to sleep soundly, and at this moment, the alarms of countless otaku, students, and white-collar workers in Japan rang, and everyone resisted the urge to kill and struggled to get up, then rubbed With swollen eyes, log in to the official website of the damn Glory Anime and start refreshing...

Those who got it happily posted on Moments all night to show off, while those who didn't get it cursed and went back to sleep...

Three days later, the official website of Glory Animation issued another notice...

[In view of everyone's enthusiasm for snapping up last time, we decided to push the gold tasting version of "Man Like a Pirate" again!A total of 28888 copies, only [-] yen!If you grab it, you earn it, buy time...]

All the fans were stunned for a moment, and then helplessly scolded, complained and grabbed...

Five days later, another notice was issued...

【To commemorate the serialization of 558 chapters of "Man Like a Pirate", a special 38888 copies of the Supreme Platinum Edition are released, and the price is only [-] yen...】

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Then, the Haojue version of "A Man Like a Pirate"...

"Man Like a Pirate" Premium Edition...

Gold Edition of "Man Like a Pirate"...

"Man Like a Pirate" Xingyao Red Edition...

The touching green version of "A Man Like a Pirate"...

"Man Like a Pirate" shit black version...

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Each one is more exotic than the other, and the price is progressively increasing. At first, some people didn’t want to buy it, but they thought that since they bought it, they could just buy a set. Later, they bought it all and saw it. , Xingyao red, coquettish green, dog shit black, poop yellow, charming blue... These colors can make up two rainbows, and the official website is still publishing, all fans are crying...

In Japan, there are hunger sales and various rare editions, and the price has soared to more than [-] yen for a single copy!

On the other hand, Huaxia has a completely opposite sales model...

It made people laugh out loud and pissed off countless scalpers...

Scalper has always been an unavoidable vocabulary for Chinese people, a hidden profession that people love and hate.

He might be a decorator, he might be a shopping guide, he might be a courier uncle, or a cleaning aunt...

But at a certain moment, he, she, them, and they will all quietly evolve into another hidden profession - scalper!
When you can't buy a train ticket when you go home during the Chinese New Year, they will warmly come over and tell you in a mysterious and warm whisper, brother, don't be afraid, there are tickets for wherever you go!

When you don’t know the procedures during the car inspection, they will enthusiastically pass you a cigarette, pat your shoulder and tell you firmly but calmly, brother, don’t be afraid, just sit down, everything is up to me!
When you invite your girlfriend to watch a concert and worry about not being able to buy a ticket, they will stand at the gate of the concert and wait for you, regardless of night or day.

When you can't register in the hospital, they will come over generously and hand over a registration form that can save your loved ones.

When the new ones come out, they will be the first to go to them, and then wipe their sad tears, run to you and hand them to you, without mentioning a word of hard work, wipe away tears by themselves, and bear the hardships by themselves!

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But this time, all the scalpers in Huaxia were crying, they were planted, collectively planted, and none of them were spared...

In other words, it was a stormy night in Huaxia, a certain first-tier city, XXX Hotel...

There are thousands of people sitting under the huge venue. They don't know each other, but they have been friends for a long time on the Internet.

For example, a conversation scene like this...

"Hey, Mr. Sun, you're here too? How's the business in the south?"

"Hehe, so-so, the third in the world. Recently, the real-name system for train tickets has been implemented. It's not easy to deal with. I'm just being bombarded now!"

"Yo, I changed careers, tsk tsk tsk, I heard that being bombarded is very profitable now, a mobile phone earns more than the manufacturer!"

"Yeah, it's hundreds of dollars in one hand, it's just too much advance money, and the risk is a bit high... What are you doing lately? Are you still in the hospital?"

"The hospital is not easy to mess with, and the real-name system is also registered. We are now running with the stars, specializing in concert tickets. Next time, Mr. Sun wants to check it out and let me know. I will send you two tickets in the first row!"

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The two chatted so passionately, and then the person next to him asked him who the other party was, and he shook his head and said calmly.

"I don't know where to go, anyway, they are all from the cattle herd, so it's not wrong to chat nonsense!"

The crowd fainted.

About ten minutes later, the horn of the venue sounded...

"Quiet, everyone, be quiet!"

Then, a young man stood on the podium...

The discussion below immediately became louder...

"Wow... it turned out to be Zhao Zhe!"

"I didn't expect him to come too!"

"He is the pride of our cattle herd. He has driven a Rolls-Royce Phantom after only three years in the industry. I heard that he is now a high-end player. He is starting to play futures and foreign exchange!"

"What is he doing here? Wouldn't he also drag us to speculate in futures?"

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Zhao Zhe on the stage yelled a few more times, and the people below gradually became quiet...

"Everyone, I invite colleagues from all over the country to come here today. It's another big cake I want to eat with everyone. You may know that in recent years, our industry has become more and more difficult to mix and be looked down upon by others. , being beaten and scolded, it’s all routine! We don’t even dare to tell our family, children, relatives what we are doing, I know all of this!”

"In recent years, all walks of life have begun to become more formal, and many industries have also implemented the real-name system. The space for our activities has become smaller and smaller. As a result, countless talented seniors in our line of work have hated to change careers."

"So I have been worrying about everyone and this industry! Where is our way out? Yesterday, I finally found an opportunity, an unprecedented opportunity! An opportunity for all of us to retire honorably!"

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(End of this chapter)