Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 623 Difficult Audit Road

Huaxia even made "Save Humanity" touch a bloody nose...

In the office of DreamWorks Kavier...

The female secretary hurried in to report with her big butt twisting...

"Boss, everything went well with the release, it's just..."

"Just what?"

"It's just that Japan and China have encountered problems..."

Kevill tugged on his beard, his eyes glowed blue, and he muttered in a low voice.

"Japan is also strange. In the past, I wanted to kill Bai Feng. Why since Bai Feng left, I really want to call her mother and respect her too much. It is not difficult to understand if we don't let us in... Huaxia What's the situation in Huaxia? Isn't it usually going well?"

The female secretary shrugged and spread her hands helplessly.

"The film did not pass the review..."

"why?"

"I heard that Huaxia is carrying out an Internet cleanup operation recently, 404 everywhere..., saying that our movie is too bloody..."

This excuse almost made Keweier fall off his chair angrily...

"Bloody? Nima... Our film is about the end of the world. Earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, tsunamis... Can it be bloody?"

Scolding is scolding, the problem has to be solved, but he can only wave his hands dejectedly.

"Forget it, let the scissorhands cut it out, cut out all the bloody scenes..."

The female secretary twisted her ass and walked away...

A day later, the female secretary came again with her butt twisted...

"Boss, Huaxia still hasn't passed the trial..."

Keweier staggered, and directly pulled off a handful of his beard...

"Hiss... why this time? Didn't you deal with all the bloody places?"

The female secretary shrugged helplessly again.

"It is said that too many people died... The auditor over there said that our film killed a total of 62 billion people. It is too cruel and should be struck by lightning..."

"My Nima..."

Cavill jumped up from his chair...

"He is sick! Watching a movie and counting how many people died? Eh...wrong...how does he know that 62 billion people died?"

"Because the global population is only 62 billion people, our movie only survived the male and female protagonists..."

"..."

On the fourth day, the film after the second revision was returned. As soon as the female secretary knocked on the door, Keweier held his head and cried out in pain.

"Oh...God, Critilla, as much as I want to see your sexy ass, please stop telling me that the film didn't pass the review..."

The female secretary straightened her hips proudly and shrugged again.

"I'm really sorry, Mr. Kevil, the film has indeed been returned..."

"Okay, what's the reason again this time?"

"They say it's not family safe... Simply put, it's too pornographic..."

"what?"

Keweier was confused, the female secretary shrugged helplessly and continued.

"At the end of our film, the hero and heroine had a ten-second kiss scene, so they were passed..."

"Can't even kiss?"

"Huaxia said that kissing is fine, but not for ten seconds, and...you can't stick out your tongue..."

"Flower oil, damn... well, for God's sake, let Scissorhands deal with it again, I swear, this is the last revision..."

Then, the film revised three times was returned...

Kevill took out the pill in pain and swallowed it, then felt that he could hold on, and signaled the female secretary to speak...

"Boss, the reason for being sent back this time is... the male protagonist is a virgin whore, and when he was in distress, he didn't save his wife, but an old lady..."

"Cough...cough...cough..."

Kevil felt that he was about to die, so he hurriedly took out the pills, only to find that the pills were gone, and quickly asked the female secretary to call the private doctor for her.

Then, "Saving Humanity" was returned after the fourth revision...

"Boss, the review said that the content is too long. They said that Chinese audiences can hold their urine for 2 hours, so let us shorten the film to less than 2 hours. I am afraid that the audience will not be able to hold their urine, which will affect the hygienic environment and cause movie watching. dispute……"

"Cough...cough...cough...poof..."

Keweier spat out a mouthful of blood and was rushed to the hospital...

Ke Weier fell down, and the work had to continue. The boss of Universal Pictures Atlantic took over all the work, and pushed Ke Weier's female secretary first as soon as he came up.

Taking advantage of the time when he took off his clothes and took off his belt to smoke, Srill exhaled a puff of smoke ring and hummed disdainfully.

"Kevier is old, can't even see through the Huaxia market? Hehe... Now that the two armies are fighting, how can they let our films enter the market? Besides, I don't even think about who the boss of Huaxia Baiyun Studios is." !"

The female secretary carefully wiped it clean for him, then raised her head with a puzzled expression.

Srill laughed and swallowed.

"Even if our film enters China, it may not be screened. Even if it is screened, the film arrangement will not be good, because the owner of Baiyun Studios is Baifeng. So it is better not to go to the trouble of showing it in China, and give up China and Japan. This market may not necessarily lose, but since they make it difficult for us, we have to make it difficult for them too! Critilla, go and notify the United States and all countries that can be notified, and use the method of reducing the commission to ban Huaxia Baifeng "Fights Break the Universe" released..."

"Okay, dear Mr. Srill... I believe that under your leadership and with the support of all Hollywood colleagues, most countries in the world will understand our..."

……

The two parties showed their means and their own abilities...

The result of such dead anus is...

"Saving Humanity" in the United States could not be screened in Japan and China, and China's "Fights Break the Universe" was also unable to be screened in most countries due to the destruction of Srill.

On the [-]th day of the twelfth lunar month in the Chinese lunar calendar, Baifeng received a lot of emails that were rejected for release...

The bosses of Misty and Xinrui sat in Baifeng's office and sighed, but Baifeng spoke with a faint smile on his face.

"The sky is not falling, what are you afraid of? This is a good thing..."

"Good thing? Oh, Mr. Bai, don't you know how serious the problem is! Although our country has a large population base, it is nothing compared to the whole world. Now the whole world except Japan In addition, other countries do not allow us to show it, and even India, which has the best relationship, has rejected us..."

"Yeah, if that's the case, we won't win with our eyes closed..."

Bai Feng waved his hand, opened Weibo leisurely, and smiled while posting a message.

"The current situation is the most suitable for bringing rhythm. How do you say that sentence, by the way, everything is ready, only the navy..."

After finishing speaking, I sent a message...

["Fights Break the Universe" has entered the stage of publicity and release, but unfortunately, because all countries except Japan do not agree to the release, it cannot be released globally simultaneously.Therefore, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, it will only be released in China and Japan. Friends from all over the world who are looking forward to it, please understand...]

(End of this chapter)