Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 642 The Pain of Opening the Box
Chapter 642 The Pain of Opening the Box
Japan……
"Wow, I got a cute tiger (pet)!"
"Damn, I've drawn 1000 yuan, and it's nothing but medicine... medicine that I can't finish in my life..."
"It's impossible to open the box to draw a lottery, it's impossible in this life..."
……
America……
"Wow, I actually got a rare costume exchange coupon! So there are rare costumes in this game? It's too stupid, why didn't you tell me earlier!"
"Huh? Only one part can be exchanged? Hehe, the attributes are so good, keep drawing!"
[Ding, the recharge of 100000 points was successful! 】
[Ding, the recharge of 100000 points was successful! 】
[Ding, the recharge of 100000 points was successful! 】
……
go on...
[Congratulations on getting the shiny Remy's Kiss (drug) X10! 】
【Congratulations, you have obtained the master's contract (1 day)! 】
【Congratulations, you have obtained Remy's assistance (drug) X10! 】
【Congratulations, you have obtained the golden goat milk (medicine) X10! 】
……
So, this lucky player started to recharge—opened the box—recharged—opened the box again—then wept in the toilet, finished depositing, his eyes were red, and there was still only one rare outfit...
Annoyed, he called customer service...
"Hey, you liars, I have paid tens of thousands of dollars, why only one rare outfit!"
The customer service replied with a polite smile.
"Hi, sir, please read to me aloud—xi—you—zhuang—ban, and I will translate the Chinese meaning for you again, rare...that is...uh...miracle, you have heard it, right? That’s almost what it means... You spent so much, but a miracle happened, in fact... Strictly speaking, you made money, so you should go out, relax, and celebrate!"
……
domestic……
Domestic gamers are wiser. Of course, they can also be said to be relatively poor. Most of them spend a dozen or 20 yuan to draw a few times to try their luck, while a small number of office workers spend 100, two hundred, three, four, five, six hundred.
Only a few local tyrants will charge thousands of dollars...
So domestic complaints are different again...
"Hey, what a fucking blood profit, 10 yuan actually drew a +10 enhancement coupon! Hahaha, conscience game..."
……
"My Cao, a mischievous tiger came as soon as I shot!"
……
"Hahaha, for 100 yuan, I actually got the Fire Girl Card! You're making a fortune!"
……
"My day, labor and management got a +10 enhancement coupon for 13 yuan! Haha, it's on sale for 3000 yuan, I need it in seconds!"
……
Every time the game is updated, the person who pays the most attention is Bai Feng himself. Unfortunately, the game has been online for more than two months, and there is no response to the task status at all.
She looked at the data report sent by Huang Li in the mailbox, and frowned solemnly.
"It shouldn't be... Now that DNF has become the number one game for users in Bangmai Country, why hasn't the task been completed yet?"
"Could it be that this game...doesn't refer to games, but the extended meaning of games and entertainment?"
She pinched her chin, carefully pondered the connection, and finally sighed helplessly.
"Well, no matter what, I can't afford to waste time, I still have to try both ways..."
After muttering, she picked up the phone and began to order...
"No matter what the price is, I must be on a variety show in the Stick Country this month. I'll send you the plan later!"
……
At the beginning of the new year, it's time for many people to say 'I'm a wolf from the north, but I'm frozen like a dog in the south! 'The season of...
At the end of March, the weather in the north is heating up too fast, and all the flowers and plants can't bear the loneliness, and they have already burrowed out the buds and beautiful branches to show themselves.
But in the south, it was like falling into an ice cave. On the last day of the month, it was snowing evenly...
In a city near the sea, due to the snowfall, most of the merchants who set up stalls on the street have withdrawn. After the excitement, all that is left is garbage. After the snowflakes fall, people will step on it, and it will all be turned into mud.
Red, white, and black disposable plastic bags, vegetable leaves, and packaging boxes are sandwiched in the black mud...
At the end of the fluttering street, a wet beggar staggered forward in the snowflakes. His hair was very long, as if he had fallen down just now, and it was all covered with dirt.
When I walked to the muddy side, it seemed that I couldn't hold on any longer. After I fell down, I never got up again.
There was obviously no business in a noodle shop next to the street, and the owner felt cold, so he opened the door ajar. A man was sitting behind the glass door with gloves on and holding a hot water bottle, looking towards the road.
Seeing the beggar fell to the ground, he frowned, turned his head to look at the daughter-in-law who was behind the bar to settle accounts, and then turned to look at the beggar again.
1 minutes……
3 minutes……
5 minutes……
The beggar still hasn't woken up...
His frown became even higher, and he couldn't hold back any longer. He turned his head and shouted at his wife at the bar.
"Hey, dead!"
"what?"
His wife raised her head abruptly and looked out through the glass door. The beggar lying in the mud pile was only about ten meters away from the door of their shop, so it was easy to see clearly.
"Honey, shall we..."
Before he finished speaking, his wife frowned and scolded.
"Do you want something? How dare you take care of this shitty thing now? Tieshuan next door helped an old lady last month, but the shop was wiped out in the end! The wife ran away with others in anger, and the whole family was ruined. You still Didn't you learn your lesson?"
The man rubbed his hands and laughed dryly.
"Hehe, I...I know, don't I think it's unlucky for this person to die in front of our shop..."
"It's better to be unlucky than unlucky. Once you get involved, if the family members say that you were the cause of death, you'll have to go to jail if you don't even need to lose money!"
"But... I'm afraid that people will find out that we would not save ourselves and post it on the Internet. Then we will be unlucky too. That Xuemei in your village knows, she went to the bus last month and scolded an old lady , As a result, people all over the country scolded her, and they heard that she was sent to a mental hospital because she couldn't bear the pressure, and we can't afford to provoke cyber violence..."
When the woman heard this, she seemed to think it made sense, and then looked outside, hoping that passers-by would find this beggar, and then they would be able to watch the excitement openly.
It's a pity that this road is already sideways, and it's snowing again. There is no one on the road, and even the shops on both sides are closed.
After thinking about it, she seemed to have made the final decision.
"Don't worry about it, call 110 and 120..."
With his wife's consent, the man immediately took out his phone, but was stopped by the woman again.
"Don't, the real-name system is required, you can go to the post office on the next street and use the landline to call, keep your voice down when you talk, and come back quickly after the call..."
……
An hour later, the police car and the ambulance arrived at the same time, and then the couple pretended to have just discovered it, stood at the door to watch the excitement, and saw the beggar was pulled away with a white sheet.
"Oh, poor, I look quite young, only around 30..."
"Stop talking nonsense, what are you pitiful for? There are so many poor people these days, it's better to listen to me, otherwise you have to go to the police station or the hospital to stay now..."
The man nodded with a dry smile and closed the shop door.
……
(End of this chapter)
Japan……
"Wow, I got a cute tiger (pet)!"
"Damn, I've drawn 1000 yuan, and it's nothing but medicine... medicine that I can't finish in my life..."
"It's impossible to open the box to draw a lottery, it's impossible in this life..."
……
America……
"Wow, I actually got a rare costume exchange coupon! So there are rare costumes in this game? It's too stupid, why didn't you tell me earlier!"
"Huh? Only one part can be exchanged? Hehe, the attributes are so good, keep drawing!"
[Ding, the recharge of 100000 points was successful! 】
[Ding, the recharge of 100000 points was successful! 】
[Ding, the recharge of 100000 points was successful! 】
……
go on...
[Congratulations on getting the shiny Remy's Kiss (drug) X10! 】
【Congratulations, you have obtained the master's contract (1 day)! 】
【Congratulations, you have obtained Remy's assistance (drug) X10! 】
【Congratulations, you have obtained the golden goat milk (medicine) X10! 】
……
So, this lucky player started to recharge—opened the box—recharged—opened the box again—then wept in the toilet, finished depositing, his eyes were red, and there was still only one rare outfit...
Annoyed, he called customer service...
"Hey, you liars, I have paid tens of thousands of dollars, why only one rare outfit!"
The customer service replied with a polite smile.
"Hi, sir, please read to me aloud—xi—you—zhuang—ban, and I will translate the Chinese meaning for you again, rare...that is...uh...miracle, you have heard it, right? That’s almost what it means... You spent so much, but a miracle happened, in fact... Strictly speaking, you made money, so you should go out, relax, and celebrate!"
……
domestic……
Domestic gamers are wiser. Of course, they can also be said to be relatively poor. Most of them spend a dozen or 20 yuan to draw a few times to try their luck, while a small number of office workers spend 100, two hundred, three, four, five, six hundred.
Only a few local tyrants will charge thousands of dollars...
So domestic complaints are different again...
"Hey, what a fucking blood profit, 10 yuan actually drew a +10 enhancement coupon! Hahaha, conscience game..."
……
"My Cao, a mischievous tiger came as soon as I shot!"
……
"Hahaha, for 100 yuan, I actually got the Fire Girl Card! You're making a fortune!"
……
"My day, labor and management got a +10 enhancement coupon for 13 yuan! Haha, it's on sale for 3000 yuan, I need it in seconds!"
……
Every time the game is updated, the person who pays the most attention is Bai Feng himself. Unfortunately, the game has been online for more than two months, and there is no response to the task status at all.
She looked at the data report sent by Huang Li in the mailbox, and frowned solemnly.
"It shouldn't be... Now that DNF has become the number one game for users in Bangmai Country, why hasn't the task been completed yet?"
"Could it be that this game...doesn't refer to games, but the extended meaning of games and entertainment?"
She pinched her chin, carefully pondered the connection, and finally sighed helplessly.
"Well, no matter what, I can't afford to waste time, I still have to try both ways..."
After muttering, she picked up the phone and began to order...
"No matter what the price is, I must be on a variety show in the Stick Country this month. I'll send you the plan later!"
……
At the beginning of the new year, it's time for many people to say 'I'm a wolf from the north, but I'm frozen like a dog in the south! 'The season of...
At the end of March, the weather in the north is heating up too fast, and all the flowers and plants can't bear the loneliness, and they have already burrowed out the buds and beautiful branches to show themselves.
But in the south, it was like falling into an ice cave. On the last day of the month, it was snowing evenly...
In a city near the sea, due to the snowfall, most of the merchants who set up stalls on the street have withdrawn. After the excitement, all that is left is garbage. After the snowflakes fall, people will step on it, and it will all be turned into mud.
Red, white, and black disposable plastic bags, vegetable leaves, and packaging boxes are sandwiched in the black mud...
At the end of the fluttering street, a wet beggar staggered forward in the snowflakes. His hair was very long, as if he had fallen down just now, and it was all covered with dirt.
When I walked to the muddy side, it seemed that I couldn't hold on any longer. After I fell down, I never got up again.
There was obviously no business in a noodle shop next to the street, and the owner felt cold, so he opened the door ajar. A man was sitting behind the glass door with gloves on and holding a hot water bottle, looking towards the road.
Seeing the beggar fell to the ground, he frowned, turned his head to look at the daughter-in-law who was behind the bar to settle accounts, and then turned to look at the beggar again.
1 minutes……
3 minutes……
5 minutes……
The beggar still hasn't woken up...
His frown became even higher, and he couldn't hold back any longer. He turned his head and shouted at his wife at the bar.
"Hey, dead!"
"what?"
His wife raised her head abruptly and looked out through the glass door. The beggar lying in the mud pile was only about ten meters away from the door of their shop, so it was easy to see clearly.
"Honey, shall we..."
Before he finished speaking, his wife frowned and scolded.
"Do you want something? How dare you take care of this shitty thing now? Tieshuan next door helped an old lady last month, but the shop was wiped out in the end! The wife ran away with others in anger, and the whole family was ruined. You still Didn't you learn your lesson?"
The man rubbed his hands and laughed dryly.
"Hehe, I...I know, don't I think it's unlucky for this person to die in front of our shop..."
"It's better to be unlucky than unlucky. Once you get involved, if the family members say that you were the cause of death, you'll have to go to jail if you don't even need to lose money!"
"But... I'm afraid that people will find out that we would not save ourselves and post it on the Internet. Then we will be unlucky too. That Xuemei in your village knows, she went to the bus last month and scolded an old lady , As a result, people all over the country scolded her, and they heard that she was sent to a mental hospital because she couldn't bear the pressure, and we can't afford to provoke cyber violence..."
When the woman heard this, she seemed to think it made sense, and then looked outside, hoping that passers-by would find this beggar, and then they would be able to watch the excitement openly.
It's a pity that this road is already sideways, and it's snowing again. There is no one on the road, and even the shops on both sides are closed.
After thinking about it, she seemed to have made the final decision.
"Don't worry about it, call 110 and 120..."
With his wife's consent, the man immediately took out his phone, but was stopped by the woman again.
"Don't, the real-name system is required, you can go to the post office on the next street and use the landline to call, keep your voice down when you talk, and come back quickly after the call..."
……
An hour later, the police car and the ambulance arrived at the same time, and then the couple pretended to have just discovered it, stood at the door to watch the excitement, and saw the beggar was pulled away with a white sheet.
"Oh, poor, I look quite young, only around 30..."
"Stop talking nonsense, what are you pitiful for? There are so many poor people these days, it's better to listen to me, otherwise you have to go to the police station or the hospital to stay now..."
The man nodded with a dry smile and closed the shop door.
……
(End of this chapter)
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