Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 768 Send a Gift to Daniel
Chapter 768 Send a Gift to Daniel (Burst 3)
Tang Long's cold sweat broke out. Although he brought some things, they were not Jingdong cats. Most of the things he brought were given to these people as meeting gifts.
He didn't have anything in his hand, it was because of this that he hid these days, this time because of Bai Feng, he bit the bullet and threw himself into the trap.
I exchanged a few words with Bai Feng in English, and after hearing Bai Feng's affirmative reply, I was a little relieved.
Bai Feng smiled and said.
"Seniors, all my husband's things are with me. I brought me to see you today, just to thank you for your care."
After speaking, he turned to the fat man.
"Senior Tong, my husband told you that you are good at wine, so I specially prepared the best bamboo leaf green for you, please taste it!"
Bai Feng patted the storage bag and took out a can of Zhuyeqing brought from the first floor of the world. When the other party heard that there was wine, his mouth watered, and he picked up the jar excitedly and tore off the mud seal and drank it.
"Don't worry, senior, there's still a pot and three bowls here. This wine is too strong, it's tricky to drink less!"
"What are you afraid of! I'm a cultivator in the stage of transforming gods. It's just a jar of wine. How strong can it be? Come, let me taste how it tastes first!"
The cultivator surnamed Tong picked up three bowls but couldn't help but gulp and gulp, and drank half of the jug after a few sips. He was trying to make fun of Bai Feng for being too exaggerated, but he grinned and felt a little dizzy.
"Hey...Master Tang, why are you so obsessed..."
"Senior Tong, it's not me shaking, it's you who are drunk..."
"Drunk...drunk...this wine...really...really..."
boom!
The cultivator surnamed Tong fell headlong, and the people next to him immediately burst out laughing. Elder Murong stroked his beard and laughed.
"I didn't expect that there would be such a strong drink that would turn Fatty Tong over, Miao, Miao..."
Seeing this, other people looked at Bai Feng one after another, their eyes became warm.
"Hehe, seniors, don't worry, everyone has it. Senior Lin, I heard that you are delicious, so I specially made some special dishes, please taste a few..."
"This...why is it so smelly? I'm afraid it's broken? You can't put live things in the storage bag. You've already achieved the golden core, so you should know..."
"Senior Lin, don't worry, this thing is called stinky tofu, it smells stinky, eat it..."
"Really?"
"Juniors don't dare to talk nonsense!"
The monk surnamed Lin took a piece with his hands in disbelief, frowned and suppressed his nausea, and stuffed it into his mouth. As soon as he bit it down, the juice in the tofu splashed and exploded in the whole taste buds, and his whole body took off directly. up.
Bai Feng secretly felt ashamed, although this storage bag can't hold living things, but if it holds food, it's more effective than the refrigerator, otherwise he would have to eat long-haired stinky tofu today.
"Delicious! It's really delicious! To be able to eat this delicious food in this life, I really have no regrets in this life!"
"Old Lin, this thing stinks, you won't be fooled by it, will you?"
"Yeah, have you become obsessed with cultivation?"
"I'll try a piece!"
"Hold on! It's for me!"
Some people didn't believe they wanted to eat it, so the monk surnamed Lin snatched the porcelain bowl, hugged it as heavy as a treasure, and then stuffed another piece into his mouth.
Bai Feng smiled and took out another thing to introduce to everyone.
"This thing is called Qie Cake. It is rich in nutrition and expensive. You can buy a flat for one price. Seniors, please taste it..."
This time it didn't smell bad. These people took a piece and tasted it one after another. Although they had high cultivation bases, there was no condiment in the cultivation world.
"This thing is really delicious in the world!"
"If a certain restaurant sells it, I'm willing to buy even a piece of one thousand spirit stones!"
"Master Tang, your wife is really a wonderful woman!"
……
Bai Feng accepted everyone's praise, turned his head and smiled at the others.
"Seniors, I came here in a hurry this time. The little girl didn't bring many things. There are a few left, so you can choose whatever you want..."
Then Bai Feng took out five things and put them on the table, and introduced them to them one by one.
"This is called a Rubik's cube. Each face has a different color. You can try to turn the colors to the same face."
"What's the difficulty, I'll come first!"
Unconvinced, an old man started to turn first, but after a long time, he yelled angrily, and was about to raise his hand to break it, Bai Feng quickly persuaded.
"Senior, wait a minute..."
"It's simply impossible to do..."
"Senior, let me demonstrate to you..."
Bai Feng took the Rubik's Cube and turned it quickly. Under everyone's curious eyes, it took only 5 minutes to recover the Rubik's Cube...
This group of people were all dumbfounded, especially Tang Long, because only he knew that Bai Feng took it for these old men...but it was a thirteenth-order Rubik's Cube...
"Senior, this thing is called the Rubik's Cube. It has magical powers. Although it cannot be used for cultivation, it can assist you in cultivation, because it can especially arouse people's anger, and it can also prevent Alzheimer's disease, exercise the body, and help seniors improve their xinxing. Resist the invasion of demons..."
Tang Long was completely kneeled by Bai Feng's eloquence, let alone other people. Hearing that the Rubik's Cube has so many benefits, a monk surnamed Chen took it first.
No one expected that the monk surnamed Chen would be delayed by this thirteenth-order Rubik's Cube for 3000 years. He trapped himself in a cave, screaming several times a day, and this Rubik's Cube... for 3000 years. ...
Seeing that someone took the Rubik's Cube, Bai Feng introduced others to others.
"This thing...is called roller skates. Come on, senior, try wearing them. Don't use your strength. Take a few steps and see..."
An old man who was named put on his skates, straightened his waist, and fell down squatting with an ouch. The golden hammer next to him almost laughed.
The cultivator in the transformation stage actually fell down, which made him unbelievable. He wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. He held back his mouth, but just as he held back, he saw the old man take two steps and fell into the mud again. Unable to bear it, he burst out laughing, and luckily the others laughed too.
The old man was thrown three or four times, and they lost their mana, they were just like ordinary people, the pain was unbearable, and they quickly waved their hands.
"Impossible, I can't walk in these strange shoes..."
Bai Feng smiled and went over to put on the roller skates. When she raised her hand, she had already slid more than ten meters away. She turned the bamboo forest in front of her into a flat ice surface with magic. The old man's eyes were straight.
"This needs to be practiced. It should be the same as my bicycle. I also fell a few times when I first learned it, but it will be very comfortable after I can ride it..."
"Yeah, it's like when I first drove a Ferrari, it turned off many times..."
"I really like these shoes, why don't you give them to me..."
……
The shoes were finally taken away by another old man, and Bai Feng introduced others.
Finally, distribute the remaining mahjong tiles, tricycles, etc. to the remaining people. After many years, when a monk is promoted and comes to Xiaotianfu, they will be shocked to see it.
The old monsters of the god transformation period that everyone admires are actually in a bamboo forest...
The one who plays mahjong plays mahjong, the one who kicks three rounds kicks three rounds, and the one who is schizophrenic trapped himself in a cave to play Rubik's cube...
(End of this chapter)
Tang Long's cold sweat broke out. Although he brought some things, they were not Jingdong cats. Most of the things he brought were given to these people as meeting gifts.
He didn't have anything in his hand, it was because of this that he hid these days, this time because of Bai Feng, he bit the bullet and threw himself into the trap.
I exchanged a few words with Bai Feng in English, and after hearing Bai Feng's affirmative reply, I was a little relieved.
Bai Feng smiled and said.
"Seniors, all my husband's things are with me. I brought me to see you today, just to thank you for your care."
After speaking, he turned to the fat man.
"Senior Tong, my husband told you that you are good at wine, so I specially prepared the best bamboo leaf green for you, please taste it!"
Bai Feng patted the storage bag and took out a can of Zhuyeqing brought from the first floor of the world. When the other party heard that there was wine, his mouth watered, and he picked up the jar excitedly and tore off the mud seal and drank it.
"Don't worry, senior, there's still a pot and three bowls here. This wine is too strong, it's tricky to drink less!"
"What are you afraid of! I'm a cultivator in the stage of transforming gods. It's just a jar of wine. How strong can it be? Come, let me taste how it tastes first!"
The cultivator surnamed Tong picked up three bowls but couldn't help but gulp and gulp, and drank half of the jug after a few sips. He was trying to make fun of Bai Feng for being too exaggerated, but he grinned and felt a little dizzy.
"Hey...Master Tang, why are you so obsessed..."
"Senior Tong, it's not me shaking, it's you who are drunk..."
"Drunk...drunk...this wine...really...really..."
boom!
The cultivator surnamed Tong fell headlong, and the people next to him immediately burst out laughing. Elder Murong stroked his beard and laughed.
"I didn't expect that there would be such a strong drink that would turn Fatty Tong over, Miao, Miao..."
Seeing this, other people looked at Bai Feng one after another, their eyes became warm.
"Hehe, seniors, don't worry, everyone has it. Senior Lin, I heard that you are delicious, so I specially made some special dishes, please taste a few..."
"This...why is it so smelly? I'm afraid it's broken? You can't put live things in the storage bag. You've already achieved the golden core, so you should know..."
"Senior Lin, don't worry, this thing is called stinky tofu, it smells stinky, eat it..."
"Really?"
"Juniors don't dare to talk nonsense!"
The monk surnamed Lin took a piece with his hands in disbelief, frowned and suppressed his nausea, and stuffed it into his mouth. As soon as he bit it down, the juice in the tofu splashed and exploded in the whole taste buds, and his whole body took off directly. up.
Bai Feng secretly felt ashamed, although this storage bag can't hold living things, but if it holds food, it's more effective than the refrigerator, otherwise he would have to eat long-haired stinky tofu today.
"Delicious! It's really delicious! To be able to eat this delicious food in this life, I really have no regrets in this life!"
"Old Lin, this thing stinks, you won't be fooled by it, will you?"
"Yeah, have you become obsessed with cultivation?"
"I'll try a piece!"
"Hold on! It's for me!"
Some people didn't believe they wanted to eat it, so the monk surnamed Lin snatched the porcelain bowl, hugged it as heavy as a treasure, and then stuffed another piece into his mouth.
Bai Feng smiled and took out another thing to introduce to everyone.
"This thing is called Qie Cake. It is rich in nutrition and expensive. You can buy a flat for one price. Seniors, please taste it..."
This time it didn't smell bad. These people took a piece and tasted it one after another. Although they had high cultivation bases, there was no condiment in the cultivation world.
"This thing is really delicious in the world!"
"If a certain restaurant sells it, I'm willing to buy even a piece of one thousand spirit stones!"
"Master Tang, your wife is really a wonderful woman!"
……
Bai Feng accepted everyone's praise, turned his head and smiled at the others.
"Seniors, I came here in a hurry this time. The little girl didn't bring many things. There are a few left, so you can choose whatever you want..."
Then Bai Feng took out five things and put them on the table, and introduced them to them one by one.
"This is called a Rubik's cube. Each face has a different color. You can try to turn the colors to the same face."
"What's the difficulty, I'll come first!"
Unconvinced, an old man started to turn first, but after a long time, he yelled angrily, and was about to raise his hand to break it, Bai Feng quickly persuaded.
"Senior, wait a minute..."
"It's simply impossible to do..."
"Senior, let me demonstrate to you..."
Bai Feng took the Rubik's Cube and turned it quickly. Under everyone's curious eyes, it took only 5 minutes to recover the Rubik's Cube...
This group of people were all dumbfounded, especially Tang Long, because only he knew that Bai Feng took it for these old men...but it was a thirteenth-order Rubik's Cube...
"Senior, this thing is called the Rubik's Cube. It has magical powers. Although it cannot be used for cultivation, it can assist you in cultivation, because it can especially arouse people's anger, and it can also prevent Alzheimer's disease, exercise the body, and help seniors improve their xinxing. Resist the invasion of demons..."
Tang Long was completely kneeled by Bai Feng's eloquence, let alone other people. Hearing that the Rubik's Cube has so many benefits, a monk surnamed Chen took it first.
No one expected that the monk surnamed Chen would be delayed by this thirteenth-order Rubik's Cube for 3000 years. He trapped himself in a cave, screaming several times a day, and this Rubik's Cube... for 3000 years. ...
Seeing that someone took the Rubik's Cube, Bai Feng introduced others to others.
"This thing...is called roller skates. Come on, senior, try wearing them. Don't use your strength. Take a few steps and see..."
An old man who was named put on his skates, straightened his waist, and fell down squatting with an ouch. The golden hammer next to him almost laughed.
The cultivator in the transformation stage actually fell down, which made him unbelievable. He wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. He held back his mouth, but just as he held back, he saw the old man take two steps and fell into the mud again. Unable to bear it, he burst out laughing, and luckily the others laughed too.
The old man was thrown three or four times, and they lost their mana, they were just like ordinary people, the pain was unbearable, and they quickly waved their hands.
"Impossible, I can't walk in these strange shoes..."
Bai Feng smiled and went over to put on the roller skates. When she raised her hand, she had already slid more than ten meters away. She turned the bamboo forest in front of her into a flat ice surface with magic. The old man's eyes were straight.
"This needs to be practiced. It should be the same as my bicycle. I also fell a few times when I first learned it, but it will be very comfortable after I can ride it..."
"Yeah, it's like when I first drove a Ferrari, it turned off many times..."
"I really like these shoes, why don't you give them to me..."
……
The shoes were finally taken away by another old man, and Bai Feng introduced others.
Finally, distribute the remaining mahjong tiles, tricycles, etc. to the remaining people. After many years, when a monk is promoted and comes to Xiaotianfu, they will be shocked to see it.
The old monsters of the god transformation period that everyone admires are actually in a bamboo forest...
The one who plays mahjong plays mahjong, the one who kicks three rounds kicks three rounds, and the one who is schizophrenic trapped himself in a cave to play Rubik's cube...
(End of this chapter)
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