Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 116
Gu Erbai looked at him strangely, "It's gone? It seems he hasn't eaten yet."

Little Parrot: Don't bite Lu Dongbin, help you get rid of your rival in love, and thank you, Big Bird.

Gu Erbai: ...Rival in love?
Xiaowu: You have a brain, you don’t understand it even if you talk about it, so you don’t want to talk about it.

Gu Erbai: ... Ha ha, don't say it!
Gu Erbai: And... it's a little bird, don't use exaggeration.

Little Parrot: ...

Eating delicious carp shed tears of 'happiness'.

It's amazing to see a big one.

"But...does Uncle Qing know that he has a calamity?"

Gu Erbai asked softly while eating the hot fish.

Ying Tan glanced at her slightly collapsed phalanx, and the corners of her lips curled up in a subtle arc.

"The owner of the field is probably enjoying it."

Gu Erbai, "Uncle Qing is not so perverted, is he?"

"Tch~ drink, drink..."

The little parrot toasted to the two of them, "Silly girl, it's useless to say anything. I'd rather demolish ten temples than destroy a single marriage. It doesn't matter what the heavens and the people count. Since we are here today at the old lady's birthday banquet in the Gu mansion , you can’t come here for nothing, you must offer a big gift, and today’s gift depends on your performance tonight, girl.”

"I?"

Gu Erbai was chewing a peanut with relish, and looked up at him wonderingly.

"Of course it's you, who is sitting here tonight, who doesn't know that the greatest wish of the old lady is to find a satisfactory daughter-in-law, isn't it you, could it be us three elders?"

"I……"

Gu Erbai choked on the crushed peanuts.

The little parrot waved its claws and looked her up and down, "Little girl, let me tell you, have you seen upstairs and downstairs, they are all famous ladies with pink hairpin skirts from far and near, and they all look gentle and elegant. , are actually ferocious scourges, waiting for the dinner to rush towards the host, you...hehe, it seems that you have no chance of winning at all."

"I……"

Gu Erbai hadn't had time to say a few words for himself.

Cangsong and Yingtan nodded tacitly.

"I……"

My mother... Gu Erbai got up, looked up and down the stairs according to the table, and saw all the young women, all swaying and elegant, with various styles and graceful manners.

"Did you see it? Do you have a deep perception of the gap between yourself and women?"

The little parrot didn't think it was enough, so he chased her with a stick.

"……then what do I do?"

Gu Erbai made a bitter face.

God, with so many excellent suitors, Uncle Qing must be kidding himself.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's progress if you can realize the gap."

It's rare for the little parrot to see her frowning and happy.

"Congenital deficiencies, acquired improvements, mechanism skills are like this, women should be similar."

Cang Song let out his voice, holding a pair of silver chopsticks against the mahogany tabletop, as if he was in deep thought.

Yingtan put down his wine glass, "Hey~ This statement is wrong. Miss Gu won the heart of the owner, so it is not considered a congenital deficiency. The main purpose now is to satisfy the old lady with this daughter-in-law, which is much easier."

The little parrot turned his eyes around, "It's my strength to coax the old lady, why don't I transform into your appearance as a girl, my Patriarch has lived for so many years, and it's all because of me to coax her to her heart's content."

"Yeah!" Gu Erbai nodded sharply.

The little parrot sneered, "How dare you think about it, I'm afraid the host will peel my skin, but if I appear at the dinner party, your love rival, girl, will lose more than half of it immediately."

"why!"

"why!"

"why!"

As soon as this remark came out, all three were shocked, Gu Erbai, Cang Mu, and Ying Tan raised their heads one after another, looking at him expectantly.

　Brother Nine also wanted to know why.

　　Gou Lian is upstairs.

　　Jiumei also adds one.

　　Xiao Lian waited for the next chapter.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)