Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life
Chapter 276 How can I offend the queen?
Chapter 276 How can I offend the queen?
When Gu Erbai tiptoed in, a gust of wind passed through the hall.
The summer evening wind was chilly, which made her shiver all over.
Gu Erbai rubbed his hands, stomped his feet slightly, thinking about standing here and waiting, it would not look good if the lady came out and saw it, why not pretend to squat in a pit, and when the lady got up, he happened to be Posture.
After secretly making up her mind, she glanced towards a pit out of the corner of her eye.
Hit the fourth pit on the left hand side, the location is hidden, the door is slightly open, there must be no one inside, so go to this one.
It also avoided the embarrassment of her knocking on the door one by one, in case she knocked on the pit where the lady is.
Thinking about it, Gu Erbai walked towards the pit lightly with catwalks, his little hand slightly poked towards the half-open door, for fear of making noise and disturbing the noble lady going to the toilet.
In the pit, Lin Yan stared at a face tortured by her stomach, her stomach hurt so badly, she let go of the broken door with one hand, and pressed her stomach firmly with her palm, her eyes were closed tightly, her eyebrows were wrinkled, and she just wanted to change it again. In a comfortable posture, the slits of the eyes are slightly opened, as if seeing something suddenly, the pupils are shocked, "!"
What, what claws!so white!
In vain... Bone Essence!
Along the hollowed-out carved skylights, a few streaks of afterglow from the setting sun scattered, mottled on the five white fingers, which were as white as snow, and became more and more white and translucent, and they were slowly probing from the darkness come over.
The strings in Lin Yan's head became even tighter.
Above the head, the bright red lanterns were turned and swayed violently with the wind, making a "crackling" collision sound. At first glance, it sounded like the sound of chewing bones. The core core in the lantern was suddenly completely extinguished by a gust of cold draft. However, the white claws coming from the gap got closer and closer.
Lin Yan's cerebral cortex was numb to the extreme. Xiao Yuyu said that this manor is too vast and desolate, with thousands of hectares of empty and fertile land, and it is easy for demons to appear. Let her stay close, and be careful when encountering something unclean... It really is true!
"what……"
When Bai Claw was about to grab the door, Lin Yan let out a loud roar. Because of her fear, her majestic voice seemed thin and sharp, which was very creepy in the darkness.
"Oh my mother~"
Accompanied by the spy's abnormal voice, the door panel was pulled tightly from the inside with a bang.
The sudden coldness frightened Gu Erbai, who was already cautious, to a distance of three feet. I saw her covering her chest with her hands, her body tightly pressed against the wall of Gong's room, her eyes wide open and tightly staring at the tightly closed door panels.
Whoops, holding the grass, scaring Laozi to death, why did he close it all of a sudden, and... such a weird voice, is it a human voice?
Gu Erbai has seen monsters before, so whenever something unusual happens, she will think in the most terrifying direction.
She clutched her thumping heart, swallowed in fear, and looked up and down the Ximen toilet. Thinking of the last time she came to this toilet with Xiao Taozi, she also saw black and white impermanence at the end of the corridor from inside, and almost fainted from fright. Again, there was a voice of neither human nor ghost... Is this toilet evil?
But looking at Gong's room up and down, the surroundings were as quiet as usual, even the maids guarding outside were as quiet as ever.
Is it because I am too suspicious, the last haunting was also the shadow of Ah Shen and Jiang Lier, it was a false alarm, this time it must be...
When Gu Erbai looked at the closed door again, he couldn't help but feel a premonition that was more terrifying than seeing a ghost. No, he couldn't have disturbed the lady, right?
The lady is inside!
Ruined!Gu Erbai was shocked in his heart, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and gradually moved the hand covering his chest to his small mouth which was slightly opened in surprise.
Thinking of this, she wanted to run away before she could stay any longer, but after one leg was stretched out of the room, she retracted it again.
Wouldn't that be bad?
I heard that rich people have some eccentricities, and they pay great attention to small details. What if I made a hole just now, annoyed the lady, and ran away, and she acted like a baby with her husband in a fit of anger, and decided not to do business in Jiacheng. How much money does the ostentation cost? Didn't he ruin Uncle Qing's affairs?
...Do you want to stay and apologize?
But if she stayed here to apologize, could it be that the lady didn't feel anything at first, but when she came out to see herself, she was even more embarrassed and became more angry?
Hey, this rich man has a lot of things to do.
When Gu Erbai turned his face to look at the pit, his eyes were full of resentment.
Linglongmu: Obviously the little master, you play a lot by yourself.
Gu Erbai squeezed it distractedly, raised his plain face to look at the roof, his eyes were spinning rapidly, what should I do?
The sound of Linglongmu being crushed to death: go straight to the next door and let her hear the sound, then she will know that you are only here to go to the toilet, and you are a bird~
Gu Erbai: 'Sound... sound?What sound do you hear? '
Linglong Mu Heilian: Of course it was the sound of the door opening!
'Oh oh oh, good. '
Gu Erbai also thought it was true, so he quickly lifted up his robe, turned around and ran towards the fifth pit. In order to create a noise for the noble lady to hear, she kicked the door panel hard.
Linglong Wood: ...
Next door, Lin Yan was frightened by the loud noise, and her whole body was more like a delicate flower that was destroyed by thunderstorm and lightning in the wind.
My goodness, the white paw ghost is waiting next door.
Gu Erbai quietly squatted down with a ghost in his heart, while he was still seriously thinking about the profound question 'why the lady doesn't close the door when she goes to the toilet'.
Along the door next door, there was suddenly a low trembling sobbing sound, mixed with a faint crying tone, similar to "Little Yuyu, come and save me~" "Amituofo, bless the disciples to cross safely Kalpa, in the future will create more blessings, accumulate yin virtues, and cross people immeasurably~''I want to go back to the city~''I will never eat durian again~'
"..."
Gu Erbai's trousers were half off, and he frowned in a daze, "Wu Mu, what is she doing?" '
Linglongmu listened with her ears open, rubbed her chin and thought, "Little master, I feel a strong fear, you probably scared her just now." '
"..."
Do you look scary?
Linglongmu looked her up and down, and also thought that the young master was really white and tender, harmless to humans and animals. She didn't know how the lady next door scared her.
'Forget it, Mu Mu will help you find out the truth. '
'Good good. '
After Linglongmu finished speaking, she shook her chubby arms and was about to fly towards the pit next door. Gu Erbai looked at it expectantly.
Unexpectedly, just as Linglongmu flew up and was about to cross the door panel, an invisible barrier seemed to send out a huge impact, suddenly shaking it back.
Gu Erbai was taken aback, afraid that it would fall apart, he caught it firmly with quick eyes and hands, "Wu Mu, what's wrong with you? '
Linglongmu was hit hard this time.
The hands and feet were so stiff that they couldn't move, as if they were about to split apart. The little arms and legs, which were usually full of spiritual energy, had lost a layer of bright wood color and looked a little dull.
This collision can be described as a serious injury.
Fortunately, it rebounded and fell in the soft palm of the little master. If it hit the wall and the door panel, it will be broken into pieces if it is not kept clean.
Surprised, Gu Erbai stretched out his hand to run it along the sawdust, and saw that it was panting so badly that it couldn't even speak. If it was a human, it seemed that it could cough up two mouthfuls of blood.
'what's the matter?Why are you still breathing? '
Linglongmu gasped, pointing at the neighbor with trembling fingers, "Mumu has never seen a mortal with such powerful spiritual power. '
Gu Erbai was stunned, '...what do you mean? '
"Wood is made of Cangsong, produced by Cangsong, both evil and good, but the premise is... You must not offend your master, the wood is planted here today." '
'But isn't your master me? '
What Wood said was Cangsong's master. '
'Master of Cangsong?who...'
'Emperor Empress of Rong'an Capital City. '
After Linglong stumbled and said this sentence, the energy of the primordial spirit was greatly damaged, and the physical strength was already exhausted. Before Gu Erbai had time to be surprised, he clenched his fingers tightly.
'Little master, the wood is probably going to sleep for a long time to recover from the shattered structure this time.Every time you sleep for a short time, you can take the opportunity to cause trouble. This time it is so long, I am really worried. You must remember to be good with the owner, don't make trouble, don't let the owner down, otherwise, otherwise...'
Before Linglongmu could finish speaking, she laid the dead body in her palm, gradually turning into a ray of fluorescent light and flying into her ears.
The corners of Gu Erbai's mouth twitched. Since ancient times, when he confessed his last words, was it interrupted when it came to important parts?
Next door, the faint weeping sound gradually rose, as if it seemed to be noisy.
At this moment, Gu Erbai suddenly realized the situation, Mu Mu went to sleep and recovered, what should she do?
She made the lady cry, if Uncle Qing knew...
wrong!What did Wood say just now?The emperor and queen of Rong'an City!
Thinking of this, Gu Erbai's eyes froze, and he was so frightened that he lay down on the wooden plank. Thinking of the unprecedented ostentation at the gate of the Gu Mansion just now, who else would be so grand and extravagant except for the emperor's trip?
Why didn't you think about it before, this pig-headed person, but now that you think about it, the flags, batons, and guns at the door are all bright yellow that symbolizes the nobility of the royal family. Years, words like that...
It's over, Gu Erbai, you are really over.
A certain white was thinking tremblingly, his trembling eyes looked a little stiffly at the door next door, which was still shaking...
This is the women's restroom, it's definitely not the emperor, it's...the queen.
(End of this chapter)
When Gu Erbai tiptoed in, a gust of wind passed through the hall.
The summer evening wind was chilly, which made her shiver all over.
Gu Erbai rubbed his hands, stomped his feet slightly, thinking about standing here and waiting, it would not look good if the lady came out and saw it, why not pretend to squat in a pit, and when the lady got up, he happened to be Posture.
After secretly making up her mind, she glanced towards a pit out of the corner of her eye.
Hit the fourth pit on the left hand side, the location is hidden, the door is slightly open, there must be no one inside, so go to this one.
It also avoided the embarrassment of her knocking on the door one by one, in case she knocked on the pit where the lady is.
Thinking about it, Gu Erbai walked towards the pit lightly with catwalks, his little hand slightly poked towards the half-open door, for fear of making noise and disturbing the noble lady going to the toilet.
In the pit, Lin Yan stared at a face tortured by her stomach, her stomach hurt so badly, she let go of the broken door with one hand, and pressed her stomach firmly with her palm, her eyes were closed tightly, her eyebrows were wrinkled, and she just wanted to change it again. In a comfortable posture, the slits of the eyes are slightly opened, as if seeing something suddenly, the pupils are shocked, "!"
What, what claws!so white!
In vain... Bone Essence!
Along the hollowed-out carved skylights, a few streaks of afterglow from the setting sun scattered, mottled on the five white fingers, which were as white as snow, and became more and more white and translucent, and they were slowly probing from the darkness come over.
The strings in Lin Yan's head became even tighter.
Above the head, the bright red lanterns were turned and swayed violently with the wind, making a "crackling" collision sound. At first glance, it sounded like the sound of chewing bones. The core core in the lantern was suddenly completely extinguished by a gust of cold draft. However, the white claws coming from the gap got closer and closer.
Lin Yan's cerebral cortex was numb to the extreme. Xiao Yuyu said that this manor is too vast and desolate, with thousands of hectares of empty and fertile land, and it is easy for demons to appear. Let her stay close, and be careful when encountering something unclean... It really is true!
"what……"
When Bai Claw was about to grab the door, Lin Yan let out a loud roar. Because of her fear, her majestic voice seemed thin and sharp, which was very creepy in the darkness.
"Oh my mother~"
Accompanied by the spy's abnormal voice, the door panel was pulled tightly from the inside with a bang.
The sudden coldness frightened Gu Erbai, who was already cautious, to a distance of three feet. I saw her covering her chest with her hands, her body tightly pressed against the wall of Gong's room, her eyes wide open and tightly staring at the tightly closed door panels.
Whoops, holding the grass, scaring Laozi to death, why did he close it all of a sudden, and... such a weird voice, is it a human voice?
Gu Erbai has seen monsters before, so whenever something unusual happens, she will think in the most terrifying direction.
She clutched her thumping heart, swallowed in fear, and looked up and down the Ximen toilet. Thinking of the last time she came to this toilet with Xiao Taozi, she also saw black and white impermanence at the end of the corridor from inside, and almost fainted from fright. Again, there was a voice of neither human nor ghost... Is this toilet evil?
But looking at Gong's room up and down, the surroundings were as quiet as usual, even the maids guarding outside were as quiet as ever.
Is it because I am too suspicious, the last haunting was also the shadow of Ah Shen and Jiang Lier, it was a false alarm, this time it must be...
When Gu Erbai looked at the closed door again, he couldn't help but feel a premonition that was more terrifying than seeing a ghost. No, he couldn't have disturbed the lady, right?
The lady is inside!
Ruined!Gu Erbai was shocked in his heart, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and gradually moved the hand covering his chest to his small mouth which was slightly opened in surprise.
Thinking of this, she wanted to run away before she could stay any longer, but after one leg was stretched out of the room, she retracted it again.
Wouldn't that be bad?
I heard that rich people have some eccentricities, and they pay great attention to small details. What if I made a hole just now, annoyed the lady, and ran away, and she acted like a baby with her husband in a fit of anger, and decided not to do business in Jiacheng. How much money does the ostentation cost? Didn't he ruin Uncle Qing's affairs?
...Do you want to stay and apologize?
But if she stayed here to apologize, could it be that the lady didn't feel anything at first, but when she came out to see herself, she was even more embarrassed and became more angry?
Hey, this rich man has a lot of things to do.
When Gu Erbai turned his face to look at the pit, his eyes were full of resentment.
Linglongmu: Obviously the little master, you play a lot by yourself.
Gu Erbai squeezed it distractedly, raised his plain face to look at the roof, his eyes were spinning rapidly, what should I do?
The sound of Linglongmu being crushed to death: go straight to the next door and let her hear the sound, then she will know that you are only here to go to the toilet, and you are a bird~
Gu Erbai: 'Sound... sound?What sound do you hear? '
Linglong Mu Heilian: Of course it was the sound of the door opening!
'Oh oh oh, good. '
Gu Erbai also thought it was true, so he quickly lifted up his robe, turned around and ran towards the fifth pit. In order to create a noise for the noble lady to hear, she kicked the door panel hard.
Linglong Wood: ...
Next door, Lin Yan was frightened by the loud noise, and her whole body was more like a delicate flower that was destroyed by thunderstorm and lightning in the wind.
My goodness, the white paw ghost is waiting next door.
Gu Erbai quietly squatted down with a ghost in his heart, while he was still seriously thinking about the profound question 'why the lady doesn't close the door when she goes to the toilet'.
Along the door next door, there was suddenly a low trembling sobbing sound, mixed with a faint crying tone, similar to "Little Yuyu, come and save me~" "Amituofo, bless the disciples to cross safely Kalpa, in the future will create more blessings, accumulate yin virtues, and cross people immeasurably~''I want to go back to the city~''I will never eat durian again~'
"..."
Gu Erbai's trousers were half off, and he frowned in a daze, "Wu Mu, what is she doing?" '
Linglongmu listened with her ears open, rubbed her chin and thought, "Little master, I feel a strong fear, you probably scared her just now." '
"..."
Do you look scary?
Linglongmu looked her up and down, and also thought that the young master was really white and tender, harmless to humans and animals. She didn't know how the lady next door scared her.
'Forget it, Mu Mu will help you find out the truth. '
'Good good. '
After Linglongmu finished speaking, she shook her chubby arms and was about to fly towards the pit next door. Gu Erbai looked at it expectantly.
Unexpectedly, just as Linglongmu flew up and was about to cross the door panel, an invisible barrier seemed to send out a huge impact, suddenly shaking it back.
Gu Erbai was taken aback, afraid that it would fall apart, he caught it firmly with quick eyes and hands, "Wu Mu, what's wrong with you? '
Linglongmu was hit hard this time.
The hands and feet were so stiff that they couldn't move, as if they were about to split apart. The little arms and legs, which were usually full of spiritual energy, had lost a layer of bright wood color and looked a little dull.
This collision can be described as a serious injury.
Fortunately, it rebounded and fell in the soft palm of the little master. If it hit the wall and the door panel, it will be broken into pieces if it is not kept clean.
Surprised, Gu Erbai stretched out his hand to run it along the sawdust, and saw that it was panting so badly that it couldn't even speak. If it was a human, it seemed that it could cough up two mouthfuls of blood.
'what's the matter?Why are you still breathing? '
Linglongmu gasped, pointing at the neighbor with trembling fingers, "Mumu has never seen a mortal with such powerful spiritual power. '
Gu Erbai was stunned, '...what do you mean? '
"Wood is made of Cangsong, produced by Cangsong, both evil and good, but the premise is... You must not offend your master, the wood is planted here today." '
'But isn't your master me? '
What Wood said was Cangsong's master. '
'Master of Cangsong?who...'
'Emperor Empress of Rong'an Capital City. '
After Linglong stumbled and said this sentence, the energy of the primordial spirit was greatly damaged, and the physical strength was already exhausted. Before Gu Erbai had time to be surprised, he clenched his fingers tightly.
'Little master, the wood is probably going to sleep for a long time to recover from the shattered structure this time.Every time you sleep for a short time, you can take the opportunity to cause trouble. This time it is so long, I am really worried. You must remember to be good with the owner, don't make trouble, don't let the owner down, otherwise, otherwise...'
Before Linglongmu could finish speaking, she laid the dead body in her palm, gradually turning into a ray of fluorescent light and flying into her ears.
The corners of Gu Erbai's mouth twitched. Since ancient times, when he confessed his last words, was it interrupted when it came to important parts?
Next door, the faint weeping sound gradually rose, as if it seemed to be noisy.
At this moment, Gu Erbai suddenly realized the situation, Mu Mu went to sleep and recovered, what should she do?
She made the lady cry, if Uncle Qing knew...
wrong!What did Wood say just now?The emperor and queen of Rong'an City!
Thinking of this, Gu Erbai's eyes froze, and he was so frightened that he lay down on the wooden plank. Thinking of the unprecedented ostentation at the gate of the Gu Mansion just now, who else would be so grand and extravagant except for the emperor's trip?
Why didn't you think about it before, this pig-headed person, but now that you think about it, the flags, batons, and guns at the door are all bright yellow that symbolizes the nobility of the royal family. Years, words like that...
It's over, Gu Erbai, you are really over.
A certain white was thinking tremblingly, his trembling eyes looked a little stiffly at the door next door, which was still shaking...
This is the women's restroom, it's definitely not the emperor, it's...the queen.
(End of this chapter)
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