Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 463 Extra Story [-]: Shallots Mixed with Tofu, Clear and White ([-])
At this time, Gu Erbai was still immersed in the beautiful, harmonious and happy life, and he didn't realize that the hard life was quietly coming.

Before that, she only thought that being pregnant was nothing more than having a big belly for a few months and going out to play, but...she was totally wrong.

Gu Yiqing stayed up all night for several consecutive nights, taking care of Gu Erbai's daily life and transportation bit by bit during the day, and handing over the development trend and general direction of the commercial road for the previous year to Butler Liu at night.

Then, he officially started his long journey of accompanying pregnancy.

Although Gu Erbai seems not quite ready yet...

In the first month of Gu Erbai's pregnancy, the troublesome menstrual events finally stopped, but accompanied by more and more fear of cold, gradually feeling tired, lethargic, dizzy, loss of appetite, picky eaters, afraid of smelling Seeing all kinds of greasy smells, even Ah Huang, who likes to eat big bones, was blown away.

Every day, Gu Yiqing is like a humanoid Tang lady, cuddling with her inseparably, warming his hands and feet, dressing and serving meals, and personally cooking some light meals, which are green and nutritious, full of color and fragrance, and serve them all in place.

Gu Erbai's appetite and temperament have been nurtured.

A certain little woman looked at the obedient man around her, and often thought to herself, if the men in those Gongdou dramas were like Uncle Qing, how could they ruin Xiaosan's chances of having a miscarriage?

However, there are very few people like Uncle Qing who are so possessive that he is perverted.

In the second month of Gu Erbai's pregnancy, she clearly felt the changes in some places, and the changes in someone, that is, her turbulent waves became more... going up to a higher level, and became more turbulent, and this uncle intentionally or unintentionally The gaze that was looking there was also inhumanly hungry and ferocious.

Under Gu Erbai's intentional or unintentional cover.

From then on, Gu Yiqing still had one more drink.

In the third month of Gu Erbai's pregnancy, the one thing she came into contact with the most - it's a shame to say that it was a heat-generating type that Uncle Qing tailored for her... a chamber pot.

Damn it, what kind of sad feeling is it to urinate frequently and urgently, I really don't want to go to the toilet, because she is in front of her uncle, and she has no morals anymore.

Lifting up the hem of the skirt and going straight up, she felt that she and someone were about to become brothers.

However, Gu Yiqing seemed to enjoy her embarrassment, every time she saw her staring and threatening him to turn away, she wanted to get a shot.

For this reason, Gu Erbai said, this pervert.

In the fourth month of Gu Erbai's pregnancy, a certain wolf seemed to have counted the days accurately. As soon as it got dark, he couldn't wait to climb into bed, blew out the wax, tore off the girdle, and brutally released him. For three months, I almost suffocated my desire.

Gu Erbai was thinking that he must have studied the technology, what kind of feeling is it to be fucked to pay attention to the child while crying happily.

Hold on to your uncle, hold on, as if my mother's hands, legs, feet and... ahem, I can't say too much, they are all idle for the past three months.

In the fifth month of Gu Erbai's pregnancy, she finally threw away the priceless chamber pot gracefully, but she lowered her head and looked helplessly at her swollen belly. Nima is really twins. It's so big.

It's just... If you said that you could have been a prostitute in the past few months, now you are a ghost, but fortunately, a certain uncle has a conscience and takes her to the boulevard every day, even though she is wrapped up like a It looks like a ball beyond recognition.

What made her most dissatisfied was that she found that she seemed to be fat. Even after her uncle persuaded her to be fat countless times, she still insisted on eating in small amounts.

Can't be fat, she still wants to be a hot mom!
Someone looked resentfully at the sinister man who persuaded her to eat, but she still remembered that someone said she was fat.

In the sixth month of Gu Erbai's pregnancy, she basically became a useless person, relying on her uncle to control the inside and outside, and even lost the basic movements of standing up and sitting down.

Gu Yiqing is really in the prime of life, while taking care of her, he doesn't know where he got the strange smell, and the collection of joke books on the street, feeds her every day, and laughs from ear to ear.

Gu Erbai is still very satisfied that his thinking is very advanced, and she can even think of prenatal education, she didn't even think about it, but... Wait, halfway through the good business operation, why did it come to the topic of not being allowed to steal a wife with him up? !

In the seventh month of Gu Erbai's pregnancy, a horrifying cry often came from the Little Innocence House—"Gu Yiqing, I have stretch marks, I don't want to live anymore!"

Gu Yiqing, who was more nervous than the two pregnant women, immediately found a prescription to get rid of stretch marks, and massaged his little daughter-in-law every night. Gu Erbai saw the smooth, white and greasy skin restored to its original state, and his sweet and crooked smile returned to his eyebrows and eyes. , but, huh?I see what you are looking at!
Don't look at my old lady's white and tender belly.

...What are you licking, Gu Yiqing, are you a dog!

Gu Erbai is in the eighth month of pregnancy. She really doesn't want to live anymore. She has heartburn and constipation every day. See who is upset, especially this silver that surrounds her all day long!No matter how handsome you are.

Just wanted to kick him away.

The old woman's slender hands and feet are swollen like this, you still look at it lewdly and say, are you pretending to please me on purpose?

It must be, woo woo woo, Gu Erbai wanted to cry, her uncle put away all her jewelry and everything, and she looked like a ghost with disheveled hair every day, obviously out of favor.

Coax, coax your uncle, coax, sleep on the floor!

really went...

In the middle of the night, the sad Moubai felt that someone was quietly checking her body temperature, and carefully embraced her in his arms from behind.

Hmph, you have a conscience.

In the ninth month of Gu Erbai's pregnancy, he was always inexplicably nervous and a little anxious about anticipation. This symptom was even more obvious in Gu Yiqing.

Gu Erbai felt that since she was pregnant, this man seemed to be pregnant with four.

Gu Erbai didn't know what he was messing around with, looked around, and figured out that it was probably some prescriptions she needed to use during childbirth.

In short, this man was very focused when he was tossing, and he had less time to talk to himself, and his expression became more and more dignified. Gu Erbai watched him tossing quietly with a dark face. The man occasionally raised his face, and gently gave her a kiss. , "Baby, don't be afraid..."

Gu Erbai has black lines on his face, I think you are more afraid, if you study the prescription, you will study the prescription, why are your hands shaking!
Gu Erbai's last week of pregnancy.

Her state of mind is good.

It's a pity that her uncle is a little crazy, and after a good conversation with the abstinent high-cold man, he becomes a chatterbox.

The most nagging is, "Do you feel uncomfortable?" "You must say it when you feel uncomfortable." "What's wrong with your face?"

Gu Erbai rolled his eyes, extremely annoyed.

She didn't notice that except for her uncle, the whole house was abnormal, everyone seemed to be preparing to go to war, and the tense atmosphere filled the sky for a while.

The ten most famous midwives of the Changyi Dynasty are listed in order in order to live in a little innocent, and they are on duty day and night. If there is a mosquito screaming, they will be nervous for a long time. After all, they signed a contract. I want to take it back.

What?Not coming?

If you don't come, can you still stand and talk now?
Changyi's [-]st calendar, on June [-]st, Mrs. Gu's wife gave birth to a pair of twins.

On that day, the sky was full of red clouds, birds were flying, rainbows appeared before the rain, and there were gods on the clouds.

On the earth, the whole world celebrated together, and the sound of silk and bamboo music in Jiacheng Manor lasted for half a month.

In Liyuan.

The old lady and the master squinted their most benevolent eyes, shaking the two big fat grandchildren in the cradle, clinking jingles in their hands and joking from ear to ear, their smiling eyes could almost fill the Qingshi River.

"It's so good~ it's so good~"

"Of course, can my little white daughter-in-law have a bad birth? Look at the leather is a little more delicate than white porcelain."

The maids and guards at the side couldn't take their eyes off the two little buns. This must be a look that will bring disaster to the country and the people when they grow up.

Inside the cradle, two little buns hugged the milk pot cutely, with big watery and innocent eyes, "?"

Hey, where are mother and father?

Steward Liu watched, then quietly retreated out, with a happy smile on his lips, why do you want to see me?
On the day the wife gave birth, she used the medicine developed by the owner dozens of times, which had a great effect, but it still couldn't stop the pain of giving birth to twins at a young age.

The midwife repeatedly told men not to enter the delivery room, but the owner of the delivery room never gave them a chance to discuss it.

He didn't dare to take the slightest risk. Once a special situation arises, he will keep his wife at all costs.

When Gu Erbai gave birth to his younger sister, he exhausted [-]% of his strength and was in so much pain that he couldn't do anything about it. He bit the man's arm fiercely in his mouth and exerted all his strength to feed, but he still felt that his eyes were dark, his heart was strong but his strength was insufficient. Heart-piercing screams made people panic.

Until she felt a fishy sweetness overflowing from her mouth, and a few drops of warmth spread from her forehead...

Uncle Qing... crying?
She only remembered that Uncle Qing cried once in her life, when she left the treasury, and now...

Gu Erbai didn't know, Gu Yiqing looked at her in such pain, regretting like a heartburn, wishing to slap himself twice.

Why have children.

He was so angry with himself that he couldn't help it.

The man held the little woman's hand tightly with both hands, unable to say a word, but his chest hurt more and more.

"I-I'm fine..."

Gu Erbai held his hand back, his senses that had been severed by the pain came back, and finally, with the encouragement and persuasion of the midwife, he used his last bit of strength, and another cry rang out from Qingbaiju.

After giving birth, Gu Erbai's lips turned pale, his eyes were lightly closed, and he didn't even have the strength to breathe.

The midwives carried the two babies out.

Gu Yiqing couldn't control himself anymore, the trembling voice of the little woman crying with both arms was obviously scary, "Xiaobai, Xiaobai, we will never give birth again, never again."

"..."

When Gu Erbai was almost fainting, he thought, Uncle Qing, you forgot your football team dream.

-

Gu Erbai sat on the confinement child, feeling light all over his body.

But as for not being able to drink ice-cold Coke, not being able to shower and wash hair frequently, and even having to reduce the number of mouthwashes, and not seeing a breath of wind, she said, "..."

However, she endured all of these, because she was brewing a grand plan.

Although there are a lot of precautions during the confinement period, for the owner, a well-prepared dad, it is simply handy.

Since Gu Erbai was pregnant, Gu Yiqing has started the model of being a good man at home.

Responsive to every request, told to face west but dare not face east, dare not speak loudly, test temperature while eating, as if you let me die, I would not say anything, even in the end, in order to be considerate of her, even the physical needs were wronged by myself Baba solved it in front of her.

Gu Erbai said that he was too disgusting and wretched, but Gu Yiqing was thick-skinned, the point is that he couldn't solve it if he couldn't see her.

The little girl's mentality did not collapse after giving birth, she was as cheerful as ever, teasing the baby from time to time, snuggling in the man's arms and listening to stories.

With Gu Yiqing's lovely wife in his arms, and his young baby by his side, he lived a very happy life.

He almost felt that he could soar happily.

But the good times didn't last long. A month later, Gu Yiqing discovered... Gu Erbai had changed.

He became a little unfamiliar, and he became caught off guard, anxious, depressed, sour, irritable... and itchy.

It's more itchy than when I was in love.

Gu Yiqing really felt that since he took care of the little girl's [-]th month of pregnancy, he had completely put Gu Erbai under his protection circle, even when his own mother took a second look at his daughter-in-law, he was a little inexplicably wary.

Xiaobai said he was perverted, but he gradually didn't refute it.

Because Xiaobai... can only be his.

But now-

Gu Erbai is like a running bird after confinement, loves to play, always ignores him, sometimes he really can't control himself sticking to it, and she ruthlessly pushes him away.

The reason I gave her at night is - I am used to sleeping alone.

Of course, Gu Yiqing couldn't bear this, but even if he held the soft fragrance in his arms, it would be fatal if he couldn't get on the bed. Holding back his strong desire, he finally obediently took a cold shower and slept on the floor.

Gu Yiqing thought carefully if he didn't take good care of her enough, so the little girl got angry and gave him some punishment.

Gu Erbai played Tai Chi with all the maids all day long, and taught everyone to practice the yoga she did. From time to time, he walked around Ahuang and Linglongmu, running and exercising, forgetting that he still had a Husband.

However, whenever she enjoys exercising by herself, there is always a black-faced shadow not far away, staring at her intently, that appearance is as wronged as it can be said, as distorted as it can be said.

Gu Yiqing felt that Gu Erbai was facing him every day and was bored.

This reason almost made him lose his sanity.

In this way, almost half a month has passed.

Gu Yiqing's gentle and soft temperament honed over the past ten months finally disappeared, and he turned back to the previous strong and possessive man.

The main reason is that he feels that Gu Erbai no longer needs to be treated gently, he is waiting for an opportunity to 'kill her'

Today, as expected, the opportunity came.

Gu Erbai was teaching a group of maids to practice Taijiquan, and the guards watching were jealous, so Gu Erbai generously asked them to join in.

The guards originally had lessons learned from the past, and were afraid that the host would not agree, but thinking that the current host is like a little sheep in front of his wife, who dare not talk back, so they let go of their courage and joined.

Of course... they didn't know that the owner of the field had been forced to lose by his wife's snub.

Although he had only been neglected for more than a dozen days, Gu Yiqing felt as if he was being imprisoned in hell, and the feeling was that life was worse than death.

So, when the man appeared at the back of the team with a gloomy face, all the guards felt a chilling murderous aura, and they were so frightened that they smeared oil on the soles of their feet and scattered like birds and beasts.

Gu Erbai turned his face to see him, as if he saw the air, and continued to practice yoga as if no one else was there.

Gu Yiqing clenched his fists, walked over quickly unbearably, picked her up and walked towards Dianqingbaiju, and fell hard on the soft couch.

"Gu Erbai, you have the guts to be indifferent to your husband to please other men. Today, your husband insists that you do all the yoga poses!"

"..." Is it so cruel?
Later, when the man who had been left out for n months returned to the land of ecstasy, he almost died of pleasure.

Gu Yiqing hugged the little woman's slender body as soft as water, and kissed her forehead fondly, with a clear and charming smile, like a clingy little wolf dog, with a hoarse voice implying that she couldn't help herself, "Xiaobai, why... are you getting more and more... It's getting more fatal."

"Humph~"

Gu Erbai turned away his red and charming face, and smiled shyly, "Who do you think I'm training hard for these days?"

What I hate is that the presence of this chest is getting stronger and stronger.

Gu Yiqing loves Gu Erbai even more, there is no other way to love him.

If it was said that Gu Erbai was afraid of falling a leaf at the beginning, now he wants to develop a potion so that the tree will not grow leaves.

Afterwards, Gu Yiqing hugged the little woman's body tightly, couldn't be tighter, and there was a hint of pleading in his mellow and moving voice.

"Baby, whatever you do is fine, just don't neglect your husband anymore. Once you neglect me, I want to smash things, whichever is more expensive."

Gu Erbai, "..." This isn't called bipolar disorder, it's called a prodigal son!
-

In the [-]nd year of Changyi, early spring.

Next to the rippling river, shallots and tofu were playing and throwing mud happily. The black and slippery river mud was squeezed into a small bowl, and they fell hard to the ground, making a loud "boom~" sound.

"His Royal Highness, Your Highness, run slowly~"

On the west side of the waterside pavilion, a bunch of cherry red lace, white jade crown, gold thread trim, and water blue robe, a small figure ran towards the river at an extremely fast speed.

Behind him, Xiao Linzi was panting and sweating profusely, shaking his whisk.

The little figure finally stopped in front of the two tightly-wrapped little buns. The bright sun in the sky cast his reflection on the crushed mud, and the Pearl of the North Sea on his head was still flickering.

Tofu seemed to feel the shadow, and slowly raised his head, his black and clear eyes met Zhen'er.

In just a second, Zhen'er's cheeks turned red and disfigured, and she suddenly felt a little difficult to breathe.

How can there be people in the world whose skin is as tender as white porcelain? It's really tempting to go up and squeeze it.

He is the prince, of course he can pinch it as he wants.

Zhen'er was about to reach out her hand, but unexpectedly——

The next second, Tofu lowered his head, as if he just saw a gust of wind.

"..."

Zhen'er stared, her heart was burning like a fire, she took a step forward, her petite figure was dignified and domineering, "Bold grassroots! You don't kneel down when you see this prince!"

Tofu heard the sound, and raised his head to look at him suspiciously.

At this time, the enthusiastic little onion pinching the mud bowl came back to his senses. His nose was still full of mud, and he wiped more. He squinted at Zhen'er against the scorching sun, and said to Tofu , "Sister, he is a fool, let's ignore him."

Tofu nodded, lowered his head and continued playing with the mud.

Zhen'er, "..."

These two brave grassroots have never seen or heard anything.

"Hey, I made another pinch."

Xiao Cong raised her hand, cheerfully holding the newly made clay bowl, and the clay hand was pulling the skirt of the tofu, "Look, sister, this is the super invincible bowl made by brother!"

"Boom~"

The next moment, the clay bowl was thrown out, making a loud noise. Tofu covered his ears and giggled, his beautiful eyebrows and eyes were curved, so cute that it would melt people's hearts.

"I want to play too!"

Zhen'er's heart moved, she lifted her robe, and squeezed beside Tofu.

Seeing the situation, Xiao Cong immediately raised her head to block in front of her sister, looking at him warily.

The two little people just stared at me and I stared at you. Tofu stood behind him, scratching his head for some unknown reason, and asked softly, "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Doing what a man should do!"

Xiao Cong frowned with a serious face, and said without shame.

However, his age is one year younger than the person in front of him, and his height is slightly disadvantaged, but his aura is still very strong.

Tofu was even more puzzled, Brother Xiaocong was imitating Daddy again.

But daddy is very devoted, brother Xiaocong likes to tease girls everywhere, it's what mother said.

I don't forget that my sister shyly avoids Brother Xiaocong every time she sees her.

Zhen'er remained calm, and was very dissatisfied with the "rebellious" grassroots person in front of her, but was very interested in the cute and easy-to-pinch sister Mi Chong who was guarding behind him, so she ignored him and stretched out. Overly curious Tofu asked, "What's your name?"

"Sister Tofu, don't tell him! Daddy forbids us to talk to strangers!"

Xiao Cong warned her righteously.

Zhen'er, "..."

Tofu?It's so soft, I want to pinch it even more.

But why does this name feel so familiar?The concubine mother seems to have mentioned something about the future?

"My name is Bang Bang!"

No, at this time Tofu seemed to think of something, pushed away his brother's arm, raised his head and looked at him with a sunny face, as if he was very proud of the name.

Zhen'er, "..."

Could it be that these two grassroots are teasing the prince?
Xiao Cong also turned to look at Tofu with question marks all over her face, "Sister, when did you change your name?"

Tofu hummed, and said in a milky voice, "Mother said, mother likes to bang her head on tofu. Tofu is too weak, so tofu should be hit hard."

Xiaocong grinned, thinking it made sense, "Then I want to be a green onion, a green onion is stronger than a shallot!"

"Brother Scallion!"

"Bump my sister!"

Zhen'er, "..."

Who is the fool.

"Does our name sound good? Hard!"

After Tofu happily celebrated with Brother Xiaocong, he squinted his eyes and smiled at Zhen'er, waiting for his praise with anticipation.

His Royal Highness looked at the little fool in front of him, couldn't help it even more, and couldn't help reaching out to pinch her face, "Then let this prince see whether you are fragile or hard."

　Tsk tsk, Zhen'er has perfectly inherited a certain emperor's undisguised hooliganism. As for shallots and tofu... hehehe~
　　In order to write about Erbai's pregnancy process that you want to see, is it easy?Soon to be a friend of women, I dare say I know you better than you now!
　　
　
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