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Chapter 387 The Long Overdue Joke Contest

students:?
The instructor laughed: "You thought it was "Single Dog Contest" but it was actually "Single Dog Contest". What you thought was "Single Dog Contest" was actually changed to "Dan Zi Shou Contest"."

Students: I am so tired.

Instructor: "Okay, let me talk about the rules of the competition. Those who want to participate in the competition will tell stories in the order of their actions. If they say one, they will vote by raising their hands. I will ask the monitor to record the votes. Are there any questions? If not, now start!"

The first one to go up was a bald boy. Shen Lan looked familiar to him, but couldn't remember his name.

He cleared his throat and said: "Raddy and the haircuts, I am the number one contestant Lei Bao, and I will bring you the first joke. One day, Aries and a lion walked into the restaurant. The boss said you What do you want? The sheep said: A set meal. Thank you. The boss asked again: Is your lion not hungry? The sheep said: No. THANKS The boss asked again without giving up: Do you really want it? The sheep said yes. The boss was a little unwilling to ask : Think again, do you really want it? The sheep growled impatiently: Do you think I can still be here if it is hungry?"

A few people laughed here and there, and it seemed that the class as a whole had a lot of laughs!

Then people came up one after another. Shen Lan was lying on the table recalling the things he had prepared before. When he looked up dizzily, he saw that the person standing there preparing to tell a joke turned out to be Zhang Ming. Unexpectedly, this person looked honest and honest. It looks like he can still tell jokes.

Zhang Ming cleared his throat and said, "I have found a good way to make money that is stable and not accompanied. That is to take pictures for friends. If you take a good photo, you will pay ten yuan for one photo, and if you take a bad photo, you will be able to delete it for ten yuan."

Instructor: "Finished?"

Zhang Ming: "It's over."

Instructor: "Haha."

Zhang Ming:
It's really hard to tune, Shen Lan thinks this is actually quite funny, and it's still a standard of the joke, she listens to them and secretly evaluates them.

All the while quietly hearing the last row, it was almost her.

The little dwarf was a little hesitant, whether he could go up and talk about it, and what should he talk about when he went up? It felt like all the jokes in his head disappeared when it came to a critical moment.

"Shen Lan, it's your turn, do you want to compete?" the director looked at her from a distance and asked.

When Shen Lan heard someone calling her name, she quickly raised her head, shook it first, then nodded, and finally stood up, looking very confused.

The instructor greeted her on stage with a smile on her face.

So Shen Lan buried her head in deep thought while walking on the stage, the more anxious she became, the more she couldn't figure it out, especially when she looked up and saw the greasy smile of the instructor, she couldn't hold back a word.

"What? Are you not ready yet? The teacher heard that you prepared very well last year, so it was changed to another competition temporarily, hehehe." The instructor was very proud.

Shen Lan wanted to roll her eyes, what kind of ghost teacher is this? Is there something wrong with his brain?
The little dwarf calmed down when he got angry, supported the podium with both hands, and glanced at the classmates in the class first, only to see that they all looked at him in a smooth manner, no matter whether it was big eyes or small eyes, they were full of anticipation!
So what are you guys expecting? Am I famous for my jokes? But I can’t remember any of them right now!
"Student Shen, tell me quickly! I'm so anxious."

"Shen Lan, tell me, I'm almost falling asleep!"

"Little Shen Lan is so lucky! Hurry up!"

Shen Lan looked at the chattering classmates below melancholy, feeling like a bunch of little useless birds waiting to be fed, especially worrying.

So, she spoke.

"I'll tell you a secret, my marriage partner is Mrs. Xia Chu."

The people in the class were silent for three seconds, and then burst out laughing.

(End of this chapter)