ace power spy in the city
Chapter 108 I want to pee
Chapter 108 I want to pee
Boss Liu stopped in his tracks, turned around and said, "Li Bei, do you still have a lot of famous tricks for your kid? Tell me, what famous tricks do you have?"
Li Bei smiled hypocritically and said, "Boss, I'm terrified and want to pee, can I go to the toilet?"
Boss Liu pointed to the corner of the cabin: "Urine bucket."
Of course Li Bei knew that there was a urine bucket there, he just wanted to walk around to observe the environment, and also wanted to pretend to be cute from time to time in order to paralyze the enemy and let the bandits relax their vigilance.
Secret agent rule [-]: Disguise and hide yourself at all times, and if you don’t do anything, it’s enough. Once you do it, you must kill it to prevent future troubles.
When he starts to act, he wants to achieve the best effect of concealment, silence, and invisible killing, and he must not disturb the unknown number of thieves and gangsters on the deck with unknown weapons and equipment. This is the sea, there is no way to go, and there are still For the two female companions who are handicapped, he either can't do it, or if he does, he must be sure that nothing will go wrong, and wipe out all the enemies in one fell swoop, while Bai Lu and Yoshiko Sagawa cannot be harmed.
More importantly, he judged that these thieves are just the first group, who is the boss behind them, who is trying to deal with Bai Lu and Yoshiko Sagawa, and what are these people... After finding out all the information, I also want to wipe out all these thieves, so that no one will come to trouble Bai Lu and Yoshiko Sagawa in the future.
Li Bei nodded humbly, and said with a smile: "Boss, you can use a urine bucket, but my handcuffs..." He looked at the handcuffs behind him again, and smiled even more subtly: "Can you handcuff them in front? I , and my female president Bai Lu, it's very inconvenient when she pees."
In fact, his handcuffs are not a problem. It is only a matter of minutes for him to untie them, but once the handcuffs are released, it is a moment of sudden death. He doesn't want to keep cutting his hands backwards before that. Uncomfortable, not to mention there is Bai Lu who is more uncomfortable than herself.
Seeing his humble appearance and his vulgar words, Huanzi and Bai Lu cast contemptuous glances together, complaining in their hearts: This guy is not only shameless, but also as timid as a mouse, even more timid than women, he is simply soft-boned .
Boss Liu thought he was a little interesting, put his hands on his chest, looked at him with a smile, and said, "Boy, when we went to the villa to arrest people first, weren't you quite arrogant? Why did you become a grandson now?"
The short man on the side lost his face when he heard this. He was punched on the nose by this kid, and he hadn't settled with Li Bei yet. Now is the time.
The short man's eyes were fierce, and just as he squeezed his fist, Li Bei hurriedly took two steps back and said, "Boss Liu, please do me a favor and don't let him hit me. I treated you like policemen from the beginning, so of course you have to be more arrogant." , In fact, I am also a gangster, and I usually like to bully the police, I think that is very heroic, like a hero..." He laughed and laughed: "However, compared with you big heroes, I am so small No matter how small a bastard is, it's not worth mentioning."
Boss Liu laughed loudly, held the short man with one hand, and said, "I guess you are also a bastard. You are looking for trouble for a beautiful woman, and you dare to play prestige in front of the police. You are a coward." Leaning his head again, Whispered in the short man's ear: "Go to eat first, don't bother with a dead man, when he is killed, you will be the chief knife." He patted his shoulder again, pouted and said: "Go, change the handcuffs. "
Hearing this, the short man glared at Li Bei bitterly, strode over, took off the handcuffs on Bai Lu's back, and handcuffed her in front, then pointed at the tip of Li Bei's nose, and cursed viciously, "Boy, why don't you Handcuffed behind your back, piss in your pants!"
After finishing speaking, the short man turned around and left, and the tall man didn't mind his own business anymore. With a bang, the iron bars were closed and locked, and they walked away.
As soon as they left, Bai Lu immediately breathed a long sigh of relief, and her little beating heart slowly returned to normal beating.
After she got used to the current situation, the first thing she did was to give Li Bei a sideways glance, and said in a low voice, "Worthless, worse than me, bullying people is more courageous than anyone else, and when I meet the right lord, I'm almost scared Kowtow, no wonder everyone calls you a bitch."
Yoshiko Sagawa also looked at him contemptuously, but she didn't add any harsh words. Instead, she dragged the rattling shackles and walked slowly, paying attention to the heavy iron gate and the airtight metal door in the cabin. bulkhead.
Li Bei didn't bother to talk to Bai Lu, so he sat down slowly against the bulkhead, and said, "Forget it, Huanzi, why don't you save your energy, this cabin has been remodeled, it's a prison cell specially for confinement, there is no loophole for you to escape , unless you know the legendary ninja skill, swish it and turn it into smoke, hehe, you can escape.”
Seeing this guy laughing heartlessly again, and smiling brightly, Bai Lu felt uncomfortable again, she walked over and kicked him until he stopped laughing, and then leaned against him Facing the wall, he also sat down slowly, and then asked with a worried face, "Huanzi, is there a chance?"
Yoshiko walked around the bulkhead and observed the environment carefully, then shook her head and said, "No chance, it's very solid, it really looks like a prison cell."
Bai Lu asked with concern: "Who are these gangsters? They have police uniforms, guns, boats, and so many others. What do they want to do when they kidnap us?"
Huanzi also sat down, closed her eyes, leaned her head against the bulkhead, and said slowly, "Miss, I don't know who they are."
Li Bei chuckled and said, "Lulu, I can answer your question just now, do you want to know the answer?"
Bai Lu gave him a sideways look, and said disgustedly: "Don't talk to me, I'm upset." She didn't take him seriously at all.
Huanzi said calmly, "Mr. Li, Huanzi would like to hear more about it. Miss, it is always beneficial to have one more person to think about the problem. Why don't you listen to Mr. Li's wise opinion."
Bai Lu looked at Huanzi, saw that she was extremely calm, and admired her a little, so she followed her example, closed her eyes, leaned her head against the bulkhead, and said quietly: "Okay, bitch Bei, tell me about it." , but no nonsense."
Li Bei said: "Of course I won't talk nonsense. My answer must be accurate. In fact, I don't really want to tell you the answer, lest you be afraid, but there is one thing I need your help with. So, I decided to I will tell you the answer, but you have to promise that after you know the answer, you must do me this little favor."
Bai Lu frowned slightly, suppressed her unhappiness, and continued to remain calm, "Don't be so wordy, what can I do for you?"
Li Bei hecked and said, "I want to pee, but my handcuffs are behind my back and I can't untie my pants, so just do me a little favor, you help me pee, and I'll give you the answer, how about it?"
(End of this chapter)
Boss Liu stopped in his tracks, turned around and said, "Li Bei, do you still have a lot of famous tricks for your kid? Tell me, what famous tricks do you have?"
Li Bei smiled hypocritically and said, "Boss, I'm terrified and want to pee, can I go to the toilet?"
Boss Liu pointed to the corner of the cabin: "Urine bucket."
Of course Li Bei knew that there was a urine bucket there, he just wanted to walk around to observe the environment, and also wanted to pretend to be cute from time to time in order to paralyze the enemy and let the bandits relax their vigilance.
Secret agent rule [-]: Disguise and hide yourself at all times, and if you don’t do anything, it’s enough. Once you do it, you must kill it to prevent future troubles.
When he starts to act, he wants to achieve the best effect of concealment, silence, and invisible killing, and he must not disturb the unknown number of thieves and gangsters on the deck with unknown weapons and equipment. This is the sea, there is no way to go, and there are still For the two female companions who are handicapped, he either can't do it, or if he does, he must be sure that nothing will go wrong, and wipe out all the enemies in one fell swoop, while Bai Lu and Yoshiko Sagawa cannot be harmed.
More importantly, he judged that these thieves are just the first group, who is the boss behind them, who is trying to deal with Bai Lu and Yoshiko Sagawa, and what are these people... After finding out all the information, I also want to wipe out all these thieves, so that no one will come to trouble Bai Lu and Yoshiko Sagawa in the future.
Li Bei nodded humbly, and said with a smile: "Boss, you can use a urine bucket, but my handcuffs..." He looked at the handcuffs behind him again, and smiled even more subtly: "Can you handcuff them in front? I , and my female president Bai Lu, it's very inconvenient when she pees."
In fact, his handcuffs are not a problem. It is only a matter of minutes for him to untie them, but once the handcuffs are released, it is a moment of sudden death. He doesn't want to keep cutting his hands backwards before that. Uncomfortable, not to mention there is Bai Lu who is more uncomfortable than herself.
Seeing his humble appearance and his vulgar words, Huanzi and Bai Lu cast contemptuous glances together, complaining in their hearts: This guy is not only shameless, but also as timid as a mouse, even more timid than women, he is simply soft-boned .
Boss Liu thought he was a little interesting, put his hands on his chest, looked at him with a smile, and said, "Boy, when we went to the villa to arrest people first, weren't you quite arrogant? Why did you become a grandson now?"
The short man on the side lost his face when he heard this. He was punched on the nose by this kid, and he hadn't settled with Li Bei yet. Now is the time.
The short man's eyes were fierce, and just as he squeezed his fist, Li Bei hurriedly took two steps back and said, "Boss Liu, please do me a favor and don't let him hit me. I treated you like policemen from the beginning, so of course you have to be more arrogant." , In fact, I am also a gangster, and I usually like to bully the police, I think that is very heroic, like a hero..." He laughed and laughed: "However, compared with you big heroes, I am so small No matter how small a bastard is, it's not worth mentioning."
Boss Liu laughed loudly, held the short man with one hand, and said, "I guess you are also a bastard. You are looking for trouble for a beautiful woman, and you dare to play prestige in front of the police. You are a coward." Leaning his head again, Whispered in the short man's ear: "Go to eat first, don't bother with a dead man, when he is killed, you will be the chief knife." He patted his shoulder again, pouted and said: "Go, change the handcuffs. "
Hearing this, the short man glared at Li Bei bitterly, strode over, took off the handcuffs on Bai Lu's back, and handcuffed her in front, then pointed at the tip of Li Bei's nose, and cursed viciously, "Boy, why don't you Handcuffed behind your back, piss in your pants!"
After finishing speaking, the short man turned around and left, and the tall man didn't mind his own business anymore. With a bang, the iron bars were closed and locked, and they walked away.
As soon as they left, Bai Lu immediately breathed a long sigh of relief, and her little beating heart slowly returned to normal beating.
After she got used to the current situation, the first thing she did was to give Li Bei a sideways glance, and said in a low voice, "Worthless, worse than me, bullying people is more courageous than anyone else, and when I meet the right lord, I'm almost scared Kowtow, no wonder everyone calls you a bitch."
Yoshiko Sagawa also looked at him contemptuously, but she didn't add any harsh words. Instead, she dragged the rattling shackles and walked slowly, paying attention to the heavy iron gate and the airtight metal door in the cabin. bulkhead.
Li Bei didn't bother to talk to Bai Lu, so he sat down slowly against the bulkhead, and said, "Forget it, Huanzi, why don't you save your energy, this cabin has been remodeled, it's a prison cell specially for confinement, there is no loophole for you to escape , unless you know the legendary ninja skill, swish it and turn it into smoke, hehe, you can escape.”
Seeing this guy laughing heartlessly again, and smiling brightly, Bai Lu felt uncomfortable again, she walked over and kicked him until he stopped laughing, and then leaned against him Facing the wall, he also sat down slowly, and then asked with a worried face, "Huanzi, is there a chance?"
Yoshiko walked around the bulkhead and observed the environment carefully, then shook her head and said, "No chance, it's very solid, it really looks like a prison cell."
Bai Lu asked with concern: "Who are these gangsters? They have police uniforms, guns, boats, and so many others. What do they want to do when they kidnap us?"
Huanzi also sat down, closed her eyes, leaned her head against the bulkhead, and said slowly, "Miss, I don't know who they are."
Li Bei chuckled and said, "Lulu, I can answer your question just now, do you want to know the answer?"
Bai Lu gave him a sideways look, and said disgustedly: "Don't talk to me, I'm upset." She didn't take him seriously at all.
Huanzi said calmly, "Mr. Li, Huanzi would like to hear more about it. Miss, it is always beneficial to have one more person to think about the problem. Why don't you listen to Mr. Li's wise opinion."
Bai Lu looked at Huanzi, saw that she was extremely calm, and admired her a little, so she followed her example, closed her eyes, leaned her head against the bulkhead, and said quietly: "Okay, bitch Bei, tell me about it." , but no nonsense."
Li Bei said: "Of course I won't talk nonsense. My answer must be accurate. In fact, I don't really want to tell you the answer, lest you be afraid, but there is one thing I need your help with. So, I decided to I will tell you the answer, but you have to promise that after you know the answer, you must do me this little favor."
Bai Lu frowned slightly, suppressed her unhappiness, and continued to remain calm, "Don't be so wordy, what can I do for you?"
Li Bei hecked and said, "I want to pee, but my handcuffs are behind my back and I can't untie my pants, so just do me a little favor, you help me pee, and I'll give you the answer, how about it?"
(End of this chapter)
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