The great god of online games has to send thousands of miles

Chapter 116 Xiao Yijin is a piece of old bacon

Xiao Yijin: The higher the difficulty of the dungeon, the easier it is to trigger the hidden dungeon "Songzi Guanyin", and the better the love props that pop up, otherwise there is only one difficulty, I always think it is too ordinary, you can talk to the planner.

Xiao Yan: I said, what the hell are you planning, kid?
Xiao Yijin: No, I am upright, just to make the gameplay more diverse, otherwise your current simple love copy, the probability of triggering a hidden copy is too low, how many people will not be able to have children.

Xiao Yan: ...

Xiao Yan: All right, let me think about it.

Xiao Yijin smiled: "Okay."

Didn't the ugly girl just want to have a baby?
When the dungeon of Grandmaster Love comes out, this low-strength person can't beat it. In order to have a child, should she consider marrying herself?
I really don't understand what this girl is thinking, is there a better gene than myself in this game?

stupid.

Besides, who should dare to marry her in this game? If anyone has the idea of ​​marrying her, he will slaughter his entire clan. He wants to see if these people still want to play games.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yijin put one hand behind her head with a smile on her brows and eyes. After two years, the ugly girl will be 20 years old, right?
20 years old ...

20 years old...it seems to be the age to get a certificate.

Xiao Yijin suddenly came to his senses from the sound of the WeChat notification.

What the fuck?

What was he thinking just now...

In the next room, Nursery Rhyme came out of the shower, and the game had already been downloaded.

After she logged into the game, Shenbao sent a message immediately.

Shen Bao: "Brother Guest Officer, did you really return our boss?"

Tong Yao raised her eyebrows, anyway, she didn't see a single inch of lovesickness, so she thought it was a return.

So he replied, "Well, yes."

Shen Bao: "Damn it, our boss hasn't come back yet, could it be because he was heartbroken and couldn't think about it on the way?"

Nursery Rhyme: "..."

Nursery rhyme: "This...can't be..."

Shen Bao: "Then have you seen our boss? If you saw him, you probably wouldn't return him!"

Seeing this, Tong Yao raised her eyebrows, seeing what Shen Bao said, this inch of Acacia is still handsome?

But this inch lovesickness is not too young, right?
How handsome can be...

Nursery rhyme: "No matter how handsome this is, it's still a piece of old bacon. If you don't want to return it, will you save it for Chinese New Year fried bacon?"

Wu Jie, who saw this message, burst into laughter in the dormitory: "Fuck, ahahahaha..."

Seeing him laughing and falling on the table, Sun Yi immediately ran over, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Hurry up, hurry up, send the screenshot to the boss."

"Okay." Wu Jie laughed so hard that tears were about to come out. From what it looked like, the guest official saw their boss, but he disliked their boss and returned the product directly.

Didn't expect Xiao Xiao, the grassroots of their Aviation University, to be considered old one day?
This operation has to be accepted.

So, Wu Jie immediately took a screenshot of the chat record and sent it to Xiao Yijin privately.

Wu Jie: Boss, I sympathize with you very much, we know you are sad, but life still has to go on, so please live bravely with a smile.

Seeing the message sent by Wu Jie, Sun Yi said weakly: "I said Wu Jie, it's pitiful enough for the boss to be rejected by the guest officials. Can't you be more tactful?"

Hearing this, Wu Jie frowned and asked, "Then what should I say? Comfort me?"

After thinking about it, Wu Jie sent another message: Boss, maybe the light is not good at night, or else you can let the guest officer see if you are an old bacon tomorrow?
Sun Yi glanced at it, then shook his head silently, it's a good thing he didn't post it.

When Xiao Yijin got out of the shower, she happened to see the message from Wu Jie.

He clicked on the picture sent by Wu Jie, and then frowned in displeasure.

What did this damn girl say?

Say he is old bacon?
(End of this chapter)