She is A and Sa at the same table

Chapter 677 On the Eve of the Finale: Main Text

"No." The friend refused very simply, and by the way, he complained, "That shop dares to sell 88 for a cup of milk tea, why doesn't he go and grab it?"

"Let's go, please." Chen Zhou put his arms on his shoulders casually, and walked across the sidewalk, "Dog, do you know that it takes a week for a cup of milk tea to be completely absorbed and digested by the human body. This means that drinking a cup lasts seven days, so it only costs more than ten yuan a day, which is blood money! What reason do you have for not drinking?"

Oh my friend?"

I always feel that his sentence is a bit logical, but I can't tell exactly where the problem is.

The friend thought for a long time, and finally said dryly: "My reason is to be poor."

Once this reason was suppressed, the rest of the conversation became much smoother: "Because I'm poor, so I need to save money. Didn't you hear me crying about being poor every day, howling that I have no money?"

"That's right." Chen Zhou shrugged, "Brother, I found that it's not just you, young people nowadays seem to like to talk about having no money, but it's actually unnecessary, because others can see it even if you don't say it. "

"..." The friend looked at him with a faint expression, "Young man, why didn't I see you talk about it?"

"Oh." Chen Zhou said in a tone of embarrassment, "That's because I'm rich."

friend:"……"

Is there a saying about MMP that I don't know if I should say it or not?
After buying a cup of milk tea at 88, the two of them came out of the milk tea shop slowly. Before going down the steps at the door, Chen Zhou was stopped by a girl who appeared out of nowhere.

Seeing this posture, the friend stepped back very wisely.

Sure enough, the next second, the girl looked at Chen Zhou and asked straight to the point: "Hi, classmate, can you give me your WeChat?"

Chen Zhou raised his eyebrows, but did not speak.

"I don't mean anything else, I just want to help you cut Pinduoduo during normal times, help you grab tickets during the Spring Festival travel, help you collect likes and receive prizes during the lottery draw, and help you collect Wufu during the Chinese New Year, oh, I can also vote for your uncle and aunt's children."

The reason...?
Chen Zhou raised his eyebrows, and suddenly laughed out loud, are the ways of flirting up so fresh and refined these days?

The girl saw him smile, and laughed too, and then Chen Zhou smiled and refused in her smile: "No need, classmate. I am not short of money, I have a plane when I go out, and I have no relatives."

"..."

However, my friend was a little surprised by his answer. According to this gentleman's temperament, he should have pulled out his mobile phone to add a WeChat message on the spot, and by the way, "Beauty, I think you walked out of a Raphael painting." A peerless aristocratic princess who came out with her own halo." Ah.

Why did you refuse so decisively this time?

"Master Zhou? Are you really Master Zhou?" The friend looked at him in surprise, as if wondering if the person standing beside him was Chen Zhou, "What's going on, have you changed your temper?"

"Hold it yourself." Chen Zhou casually put the bought milk tea into his hand, "What's wrong with you, it's just that this beauty simply doesn't meet my aesthetic standards."

"Aesthetic standards?"

"Yeah, I only like 36D with lordosis and back curl, with fair skin and beautiful long legs."

"..."

Thinking about it carefully, the ex-girlfriend alliances that Chen Zhou has dated with seem to be of this type, just like those produced in batches from the assembly line, and his ex-girlfriends stand together and probably can't tell who is who.

I don't know what came to mind, Chen Zhou sighed suddenly: "I found that the eyes are really a magical thing. I would get dizzy when I watched 3D in the cinema, but I couldn't watch 36D."

friend:"……"

The King of Golden Sentences of Sobriety in the Real World.

He still remembers Chen Zhou's deafening poisonous chicken soup - in this world, people's troubles can basically be summed up in three situations, one is not having money, the other is not good-looking, and the third is that they have neither money And I am not good-looking. Unfortunately, I am the fourth type of person, good-looking and rich.

This classic poisonous chicken soup aroused public outrage, and Chen Zhou was almost beaten to death by the gangsters in Lecheng.

Coming from the sidewalk, my friend glanced at the time, and bowed his hands at him: "Come on, Mr. Zhou, I won't accompany you to wait for others. The younger ones have to leave. My girlfriend is calling me."

Chen Zhou held the milk tea in one hand and put it in his pocket with the other. He didn't bother to raise his hand, so he just raised his chin at him, and let out a hum in his nose.

Chen Zhou didn't wait long when a silver-gray modified off-road SUV stopped in front of him.

The first second Chen Zhou got into the car, he handed over the two cups of milk tea he was carrying.

"Come on, mother's big son, and mother's good daughter-in-law, take this, let us live together in the world of mortals, galloping horses and sharing pearl milk tea."

Jing Xing: "..."

Lin Qingyou: "..."

Jing Xing was not familiar with the road in Lecheng, so he gave up the driving seat to Chen Zhou, and the first second that Uncle Chen Zhou started driving, his cell phone kept ringing.

He was too lazy to take the earphones, and there was no outsider in the car, so he turned on the speaker directly.

Thus, Jing Xing and Lin Qingyou could clearly hear a woman's coquettish voice coming from the speaker of his mobile phone: "Oh, Lord Zhou, are you sincere to him?"

"Of course." Chen Zhou said without changing his expression, "My sincerity to you is more genuine than real gold."

After saying this, Chen Zhou deliberately turned on the silent mode on his side, and then passed on his love experience to the two innocent people behind.

"Let me tell you, sincerity is the least valuable these days. Think about it, every time you go shopping, people will tell you that if you really want it, then I will give you a cheaper price? See, it’s really worthless.”

Jing Xing: "..."

Lin Qingyou: "..."

The Golden Sentence King of Sobriety in the World began to go online.

Chen Zhou turned off the mute, and the woman's voice came out of the loudspeaker again: "Master Zhou, do you think this photo of mine is beautiful?"

"It's beautiful." Chen Zhou looked at the rearview mirror, without clicking on the photo sent by the woman, "Of course my baby is beautiful, the Pacific Ocean is where I drool over you."

"Really?" The woman sounded happier. "You really think my selfie looks good? I think it's the worst selfie I've ever taken."

Chen Zhou still didn't even look at the photo: "Of course it's beautiful. After seeing this photo, I sat up in shock in a dying illness. I removed the ventilator in one go. What panacea is there that can compare to it?" Wouldn’t this selfie of my baby be more rejuvenating?”

Jing Xing watched him tell lies: "..."

Lin Qingyou, who was already accustomed to his nonsense: "..."

　As expected, the last chapter was deleted, about [-] words were missing >_< Friends who came late probably missed the hot bus. . .

　　
　
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