The whole capital persuaded me to remarry

Chapter 293 The Joke He Tells Almost Drives Her Crazy
"Don't think about it, it's impossible for me to grow a beard. It's impossible in this life. I'm not those sour literati. I don't pay attention to my body, hair, and skin. My parents dare not damage me. I just want to keep my handsome appearance. -"

He whispered in her ear, "Give up, I will be your handsome young man for the rest of your life, you don't want to see my sloppy appearance, and then fall in love with another young man from another family. "

Zhen Baoshu laughed aloud at the last sentence.

Still being her young man for the rest of her life, brother Yan who said that is so cute!

but--

"Why is it so sloppy to grow a beard? I think my father looks good with a beard, how refined and handsome?"

As she followed him to the table, she seriously argued with him.

"Those handsome men in the capital all take care of their beards as face, and all of them are vying to be 'beautiful bearded men'. Don't talk about others, just say my eldest brother-in-law. He is as old as you, and he is also here now." He has started to grow a beard, and my eldest sister will help him trim his beard every few days, and the couple are very happy about it!"

Yan Jiulan sat at the table, serving porridge for herself, not wanting to take on his little sister at all.

He can understand Xiao Shu'er's distorted aesthetics.

She was born in the prime minister's mansion, and the people who interacted with the prime minister were all great scholars. All of them had beards since they were 20 years old, and they all regarded thick black beards as their beauty. Shu'er grew up watching other people's beards. Come on, it's pretty good to have a beard, it's really not awkward.

However, he felt embarrassed.

He didn't even dare to think about the picture of himself with a big beard. Is that still him?
Seeing that Zhen Baoshu was still saying that her husband was still growing a beard at a young age, he took a sip of porridge and looked sideways at her slowly, "Shu'er, do you know why the relationship between those men in the capital and their wives is very poor in all likelihood? ?"

Zhen Baoshu didn't care when he interrupted her, she followed his topic and asked curiously, "Why?"

Yan Jiulan leaned over and kissed her on the lips.

"Because they have beards, they stick them wherever they kiss, which affects the couple's life. Can the relationship be good?"

"Like them, there is no love and joy at night, and the whole night is full of complaints from my wife. I will learn from you—"

"Damn ghost, your beard pierced my face, it hurts so much!"

"Damn ghost, where are you kissing, your beard hurts my eyes!"

"Damn, stop kissing, your beard covers my mouth, I can hardly breathe!"

"Damn ghost, I said no to kissing, look at your beard, you've got it in my mouth! It still smells like soap locust!"

"Listen, listen, if it's you, do you think it will affect your married life? Are you still willing to share the same bed with me?"

Zhen Baoshu stared at her elder brother Yan dumbfounded: "..."

She froze for a while, and then burst out laughing.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

This smile was like turning on a magic switch, she clutched her stomach and laughed and fell on Yan Jiulan's shoulders, almost cramp from laughing!
What kind of god is her brother Yan, why would he say such a funny joke!

He learned those words today, how will she face those bearded men on the street in the future, she can't help but laugh when she thinks about it!

Yan Jiulan laughed with her, saw that she finally stopped, and asked her with a smile, "Do you want me to grow a beard?"

Zhen Baoshu held her sore stomach and waved her hands, "No, no, as you like, I won't force you, and you don't tell me any more jokes, my stomach really hurts from laughing!"

(End of this chapter)