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Chapter 367 Letter from the Concert (for Subscription)
"Yohahaha~ Hello everyone, Gui'an~" Brooke's weird laughter resounded over the sky of the Thousand Miles of Sunshine, "This time my ship and I caused trouble for everyone, I am really sorry, I am dead The one with the remaining bones——Brook~ Please teach me a lot!”

Brook spoke a long series of words very fluently, and he didn't know how many years he had rehearsed in private.

Even though there is no flesh, Lan Ye can clearly perceive Brooke's joyful emotions.

All these years alone, with a skeleton in the dark mist, he must have had a hard time.

Lan Ye knew about Brooke's details, so naturally she wouldn't be disgusted with Brooke's self-introduction, but others.
"Are you kidding, what the hell are you!" Except for the four people from Lan Ye who boarded the 'ghost ship', the rest of the people waiting on the deck expressed their resistance in unison.

"Hehehe~ Oh, it's so fierce~" Brook's voice became sharp, not scary, but strangely funny.

Luffy laughed heartlessly, very satisfied with the current scene.

Chopper. [TOT]!
The cowardly Bu Usopp did not know where he got a piece of 'exorcism equipment', holding a silver cross, a long string of beads the size of a fist slung across his shoulders, wearing a Taoist uniform to exorcise ghosts, and he was still chanting words - evil spirits. The spirits are scattered, the evil spirits are scattered, the evil spirits are scattered!
"Oh, evil spirits?" Brook hurriedly hugged his head and said in panic, "Where are evil spirits? I am most afraid of evil spirits! Help!"

"I think the evil spirit Usopp is talking about should be Brooke yourself." Robin explained.

"Huh? Are you talking about me?"

Brook scratched the explosive head, and then saw Robin who had been protected by Lan Ye, subconsciously tightened the knot in his throat, and then walked towards Robin.

Lan Ye blocked Brook's way with a cold face, pointed at Robin and Yi Lusi and said word by word:

"If you dare to say that to Robin and Yi Lusi, I will tear you apart and make bone soup for Sanji."

Robin and Yi Lusi listened with smiles, their faces full of happiness.

"Hehehe~ I just want to take a look at this young lady"

click!
Before Brook finished speaking, the bone frame of the upper and lower jaws was forcefully closed by an invisible force, making a crisp sound of bone impact.

"You'd better not say the following, or I will really tear you down." Lan Ye said.

"Well, Mr. Bones reminds you, my boyfriend is a super pirate with a reward of 15 billion!" Yi Lusi added with a smile.

Brooke was obviously taken aback—in his time, 15 billion was a super terrifying existence, a fierce man who could destroy a whole boat of them by one person.

After estimating Lan Ye's combat power, Brook took off his top hat very simply, bowed at ninety degrees and sincerely apologized:

"I'm so sorry! I promise I won't ever want to see these two ladies again"

Bang!
Brooke was photographed on the deck, pressing the lawn into a skeleton silhouette.

"Even if you talk about it, it won't do." Lan Ye said domineeringly.

"Yes, I will keep it in mind!" After finishing speaking, Brook moved his gaze to Xia Ji, leaned forward and said, "Oh, this beautiful lady, may I have a look at your underwear?"

boom!
This time it was Zoro who made the shot, smashing Brook to the ground with a knife handle, then pointed at him and shouted at Luffy:
"What the hell are you telling me, it's just a thing?"

'.You tell me, what exactly have the mirror images instilled in you? 'Lan Ye was very irritable in his heart, and wanted to pull out the mirror image and beat him up.

(The mirror image clone watching the theater in the observatory: That's the matter of getting up and down. Although I have thought about it, I haven't put it into action! Why should I take the blame!)
"Haha, it's very interesting, I already made him our partner." Luffy still smiled heartlessly.

"What do you mean already?" Sauron felt like he was going to explode, "Who would agree to such a thing!"

talking.

Sauron did not forget to turn his head and stare at Lan Ye, and asked:
"Why did you follow the past? Why didn't you stop him from doing this kind of thing!"

Lan Ye shrugged, speechless.

It can't be said that this guy is our destined partner, right?

Always talking about his 'false prophecy' ability, there is always a sense of guilt for deceiving his companions, so keep your mouth shut.

"Hehehehe~ Don't be so angry." Brook walked aside and said generously: "Then, please come and eat in the boat, food makes people calm~"

This familiar ability immediately angered Sauron and Nami, who were the most angry on board at this time, stood up and roared:
"Why should you decide! Also, this is our ship!"

That ferocious appearance made Brook's bones tremble in fright.

finally.

Everyone still gathered in the restaurant, together with Ainilu, who was always out of gregariousness, also came out of the observation deck curiously, leaned on a corner of the restaurant and looked at Brook up and down, leaving only a mirror image outside to look after him.

Brooke may not have seen a living person for a long time, and he kept talking all the way, but his speaking skills are still very good, and he kept praising the facilities on board, the spacious dining room, and the cleverly designed kitchen
For Frankie, if you praise him directly, maybe he will ignore you, but if you praise the Wanli Sunshine he built carefully, you know his weakness.

"Yeah, this is the super warship I built! You have a good vision." Franky said proudly.

"Hey, don't be too intimate with him, Frankie." Sanji, who was cooking in the kitchen, reminded.

When Frankie heard this, he smacked his lips regrettably, but didn't speak again.

Brooke immediately shifted focus, began to express his great anticipation for the food, and told his 'skeleton joke':
"I haven't eaten for decades, and I endure the pain of my chest sticking to my back every day, and I am struggling to live—yo ha ha ha, although I am a skeleton, I have neither a chest nor a back, yo ha ha ha ~"

As he spoke, Frankie lifted off his shabby dress, showing his rib cage to everyone.

I have to say, this joke is too cold.

Everyone present, except for Luffy, a guy who can laugh without a limit, everyone else has a serious face—well, Lan Ye's is a thinking face.

Think about how to get the one or more blue cards from Brook's mind.

It's impossible to get started directly, after all, the two have just met, so you can't tell him 'open your head, I have something that belongs to me to take'.

That's his Achilles' heel, how could he reach out and touch it for you the first time we meet.

"Let's release the goodwill first. Anyway, the cards can't fly there. After integrating into the team later, there are some excuses to take them." 'Lan Ye thought so.

Think about it and start doing it.

Lan Ye stood up and said with a relaxed expression:

"Although Luffy is unreliable, he is our captain after all. Since Brooke has been invited, and Brooke has agreed to join, then Brooke will be our partner in the future. He has already introduced himself, so please don't be rude. , Let me introduce myself together, let me go first."

In other words.

Luffy is indeed unreliable, but he is the captain, the captain made a mistake, we can only try to make up for it, we can't veto it, let's introduce ourselves in a friendly way.

No matter those present understood the subtext, vaguely understood, or didn't understand at all, they would all give Lan Ye a face.

After Lan Ye finished his self-introduction, everyone also said their names and specialties in a clockwise direction.

Surprisingly, Anilu also introduced himself, although it was so simple that there was only one name—but what Lan Ye said just now was actually very general, and he did not have the ability to restrain Anilu to let him execute it.

So this self-introduction was voluntary, like an attempt to integrate into the group.

Seeing this, Lan Ye raised the corners of his mouth slightly—the mirror image clone seems to be making good progress.

"Hehehe~ I'm very glad to meet you all. I'm Brooke, who is full of bones. Please give me your advice!"

"Yo Xi, the food is ready, let's talk about it first after eating." Sanji said.

thereafter.

As if by magic, the dining table was filled to the brim by Sanji, and even though the preparation time was short, it was still too rich to be true.

"Wow—it looks delicious!" Luffy's eyes sparkled, "Hey, Brook, you have to have a good meal, the food made by Sanji is super delicious!"

Luffy's words, for some reason, made Brook a little depressed, and said quietly:

"But compared to my stomach, I am more satisfied with my heart. It is so touching to be able to eat meals prepared by others!"

talking.

Brook also covered the skull face with his bony fingers, looking so moved that he was about to cry.

Sanji was also a little moved. After all, the food he cooked was recognized. He somewhat understood how Frankie got his complacent look just now.

Just be it.

Before Sanji had time to say anything more, Brook suddenly jumped out of his "depressed mood", looked at the octopus fried rice in front of Xia Ji, and said curiously:
"Miss, your share seems to be bigger than mine, can I exchange it with you?"

In Japanese food culture, even if a family eats, each person's meals, dishes, and soups are mostly separate, and it is rare to eat a big table meal like China.

The emotion that Sanji was originally brewing was instantly thrown out of the sky, and he roared angrily:

"There is still more in the pot, you give me to eat your own!"

"Hehehe~ Then I'm going to start!"

Brooke, who was so happy, started to enjoy the food after completing the pre-dinner etiquette, and at the same time praised Sanji's superb craftsmanship.

Listening to those words of praise, the anger in Sanji's heart was finally slowly dissipated, and he sat down to enjoy dinner together in a bad mood.

As the person who most welcomed Brooke on board, Luffy did not give up any chance to communicate with Brooke even though his mouth was full of food. Amidst the muffled voice of "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm', even with his mouth full of food, Luffy still did not give up any chance to communicate with Brooke. Know what he's talking about.

Human brain waves are too complex for 'druid listening' to work as well as animals.

Enilu, who is eating in the corner, is also caught blind. Since he joined, except for Lan Ye, who has a shielding function, everyone else will wear objects made of lightning protection ore, or bracelets, or earrings, or rings. Enilo listened to his heart.

Chopper could understand the thoughts of any animal, but he was also puzzled by Luffy's groaning movements.

But right.

It is in this situation that the three "master translators" of Lan Ye, Enilo, and Chopper are powerless, Brooke can communicate with Luffy unimpeded and helplessly, look at his decent answer, Luffy's thinking Inertially connected to the correct expression, Brook really understood Luffy's 'bird language'.

"Why can I understand it?" Nami was going crazy.

The more in tune these two are, the more unlikely it is for Brooke, the perverted skeleton, to leave.

These two guys are really too noisy. The duo of Zoro and Sanji, who suspected that Brook had ulterior motives, inexplicably felt that there was a flame burning in their hearts. There was a brief silence.

This quietness made Lan Ye feel a little bit pained.

I haven't noticed before that Brook, a skeleton without a trace of flesh in his body, eats at the same speed as Luffy and Minov. That's fast.

Now that he is bored eating, why does Lan Ye think that he might have to take out the inventory in the dimensional space later?

"No, I have to find something for him to do. He has holes all over his body and doesn't even have a stomach. Where did he eat all these things?" Lan Ye thought to himself.

"Well, Brook, tell me why you became like this, is it the power of a devil fruit?" Lan Ye opened the topic.

Brooke subconsciously explained along the topic Lan Ye raised, talking about his past of "the fruit of the underworld" and "the lost soul caused the body to rot into a skeleton". At the same time, the eating speed of his subordinates also slowed down a lot.

Lan Ye nodded to show that he was listening, and his men speeded up, sweeping away the food non-stop.

After drinking and eating.

In order to thank everyone for their hospitality, Brook immediately took out the small box he brought with him, and took out an old, but still smooth and smooth violin from it.

This time, because the signal flare, that is, the wooden barrel of the "God of the Sea" was cut off by the mirror image, and the Wanli Sunshine was not topped by Moonlight Moriah, Brook's performance was not interrupted.

From the melodious sound of the violin, it can be heard that the violin has been well maintained, and it does not look like an old object. With Brooke's magnetic voice, it can be called an auditory enjoyment.

The pleasure of the ears is no less than the enjoyment on the tip of the tongue when enjoying the food cooked by Sanji.

As a tone-deficient Lan Ye, he was really fascinated by it. He didn't want to hear a vibration from his cell phone in the dimensional space. He didn't want to pay attention to it, but the person who sent the message reminded him of an important plan. .

He calmly took out his phone and glanced at the screen.

[Bonis: I have arrived at the target location, may I ask if the plan will be implemented? 】

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