Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 170 Five Disadvantages and Three Deficiencies
What the hell is wrong with standing in front of me?

This is just a cartoon.

His body was very bloated, his limbs were thick, and he held a whip in his hand, but there was a pig's head on his head. Seeing that I raised his head, the pig's head opened its mouth and laughed at me.

With such a smile, those white teeth were exposed.

And it's uneven, there are shredded pork and scallion leaves between the teeth. This guy ate pork and scallion dumplings for lunch, right?
I secretly took a look at Rashomon and Lu Yixing. At this moment, they were motionless like dead people. Some yellow liquid flowed out from under Lu Yixing's body, either corpse water or urine.

But do you believe it is corpse water?

The boy was shaking quite violently, but the water made a slight crackling sound. Those who didn't know thought this boy was raping the earth.

To be honest, I didn't despise Lu Yixing at all, because I almost peed my pants just now.But fortunately, I heard from this errand elder brother that he seems to have a good relationship with my grandfather, and he wouldn't hurt me if he thought about it.

I stood up timidly, with a trembling voice: "Brother Yin, have you...have you eaten yet? I...let me give you some incense."

As he said that, he was going to burn incense for this errant elder brother.

The errand laughed loudly: "This old Liu's grandson is quite sensible, okay, I accept your wish, you pack it for me! I have to go on my way later."

Bale?

His uncle, how can I pack it for you?
This is the first time I heard that incense can be packaged.Seeing me stunned, the errand probably guessed that I wouldn't pack it, so he threw me a bag like a balloon and said, "Just pack it in this bag."

I lighted a stick of incense tremblingly, and then something unexpected happened to me. The balloon inflated quickly, sending out a strong suction force, and the incense burned out in just five seconds. All got into the balloon.

This scene stunned me.

I returned the balloon to the bad guy, and the bad guy said, "Here, your grandfather asked me to give it to you, saying it will save your life at a critical moment!"

As he spoke, he handed me a cigarette bag and pot.

Let me go, is this thing a baby?I looked at the bleak pipe and pot, and looked at the errand brother with a speechless face: "Master, how do you use this thing..."

The clerk waved his hand impatiently: "I don't know, I just leave it to you, I'll go first."

With that said, he turned around and was about to leave.

However, I immediately stopped the servant: "Master, I have something to ask you, can you be accommodating?"

The errand turned around impatiently: "For the sake of the incense stick just now, I'll give you a chance to ask quickly. The cavalry squad behind has all come up. If I don't leave, it will be too late."

"Brother Yin, I want to know the whereabouts of my grandpa. Can you tell me where my grandpa went?" I asked.

The elder brother was stunned for a moment, then shook his head vigorously: "I don't know, I haven't contacted Old Liu for a long time."

After finishing speaking, he ran away as if he was running away, as if he was afraid that I would continue to ask questions.

When the errant elder brother came to Lu Yixing's side, he was stunned for a moment: "Huh? Is the cripple also here?"

After finishing speaking, he quickly covered his mouth in panic, glanced at me, and warned: "Don't leak it out, or you will die miserably."

After that, the poor man jumped out with his body like a fat pig, and moved closer to the team.

Could this be the legendary flying pig?

I was dumbfounded.

Then, a team of bicycles flew up from behind, and the cars were full of normal ghosts.Those bicycles are exactly the same as the bicycles in the paper-making shop, and some of them who look like leaders are riding electric tricycles.

I couldn't laugh or cry when I saw this extremely counterfeit scene.

I'm not afraid anymore, I've seen that pig-headed brother anyway, if I was going to be sick, I would have already been sick, I really don't care about this cavalry.

Those cavalry found that I was not afraid of them, and even made faces at me, trying to scare me.

I suddenly wanted to try the strength of the cigarette stick in my hand, so I took out the cigarette pot and waved it in the air.

As a result, with such a wave, the gang of little ghosts who were scared immediately screamed away, crying for their parents and mothers. Almost in the blink of an eye, the gang of little ghosts disappeared completely. The most ridiculous thing is that one of the little ghosts' arms It fell, floating in mid-air.

The little devil didn't dare to come back to pick it up. I suddenly wanted to try the power of the pipe and pot, so after the arm floated close, I lightly smashed the thing with the pipe and pot.

But I didn't expect that the cigarette pipe and pot didn't cause any damage to that thing. I felt a burst of disappointment in my heart. I thought this pipe and pot could make the ghost's arm disappear in an instant.

Soon, the Yin soldiers disappeared by excuse.

The electricity came on again in the room, and the incandescent lamp illuminated the room thoroughly.

I yelled to Lu Yixing: "Okay, Lu Zi is fine, they are all gone."

Lu Yixing jumped up and went into the bathroom, but Rashomon was lying on the sofa and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Liu Baisui, I... my leg cramps, help me!" I...press it for me."

Looking at these two good-for-nothings, I felt contempt for a while.

I thought that I usually wear noble and glamorous clothes, so I am not as good as my buddies in this regard, right?No matter how powerful you are, you are still inferior to us if there is no one below.

I stepped forward to rub Rashomon for a long time, and finally finished rubbing Rashomon.That Rashomon got up from the sofa, and the first thing he did was to ask me: "I didn't expect that Yin Zai and you are both relatives, amazing."

I couldn't laugh or cry: "There is a relative of Mao, I didn't even know that I was related to him."

At this time, Lu Yixing also changed into a suit of clothes and came out, looking at me with a pale face: "Liu Zi, you are awesome! It's too bad not to say hello to my buddy even if you have such a relationship. Do you take your brother seriously?"

I said: "I just said hello, I just found out, so this ghost messenger knows me."

"By the way, Lao Liu, the ghost messenger seemed to say something when he passed me just now, I didn't hear what he said clearly..." Lu Yixing asked.

That's right, I was still wondering in my heart, did the ghost messenger mean that Lu Yixing was disabled?Of course, if the brain is also considered disabled.

I said: "His original words are: Why is this disabled person here? What, you are disabled?"

Lu Yixing was stunned: "Does a mental disability count as a disability?"

I'm dizzy, this Lu Yixing is still a little self-aware, knowing that he is mentally retarded.

"Actually, that's not what he meant." At this moment Rashomon spoke.

I looked at Rashomon inexplicably: "Lao Luo, do you know the meaning of this?"

Rashomon nodded: "Well, in fact, I have already calculated this with Ziwei Doushu, but I was afraid that you would worry, so I didn't tell you all this time."

I hurriedly asked: "What's going on, tell us, we'll be worried if you don't tell us. And why did he say I'm a bachelor?"

Luo Shengmen said: "Actually, what he said is the five disadvantages and three shortcomings of people who cultivate the Tao. People who cultivate the Tao, because they practice the law of heaven, will definitely violate a certain sky-filling star. According to divination, Liu Baisui, you will commit crime You are a greedy wolf star, doomed to be alone all your life, that's why that errand called you a bachelor."

"Lu Yixing, you are destined to be a Pojunxing, so you are doomed to be disabled." Rashomon said.

Lu Yixing was dumbfounded: "Then, my brain sometimes short-circuits, is it God's punishment for me?"

"Of course not." Rashomon said, "Brain damage is not a disability. Your disability is lack of arms and legs."

Lu Yixing glanced at his limbs, and sat down on the sofa in an instant: "Impossible, I will become a disabled person in my life?"

"Damn it, isn't it enough that I'm already brain-dead? You also have to make my limbs crippled. I'm so sorry for you, who arranged this shit for me. Let's see if I don't kill him."

Seeing Lu Yixing screaming hysterically, I knew that Lu Yixing was really sad.

In fact, I watched Lin Zhengying's TV series "Zombie Daoist" before, and I learned some information about "five disadvantages and three deficiencies".

Uncle Ying in "Zombie Daoist" once said: Taoists will be punished by heaven because they leak too many secrets and interfere with the normal causal cycle, so that they can never enjoy the complete numerology like normal people.

Among them, the five disadvantages refer to: widowed, widowed, lonely, alone, and disabled.

The three deficiencies refer to the three deficiencies of money, life, and power.

I always thought it was a fake, but I didn't expect that being Mr. Yin Yang is the same as being a gangster. Isn't there a saying?If you come out to hang out, you always have to pay it back.

(End of this chapter)