Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 182
"This is no problem." Niutou said.

"Okay, I... I'll go find paper now." Lu Yixing said.

"No need." Master Niutou said: "I like to sign my signature on my face."

Then there was only a loud slap of 'pa', followed by the sound of Lu Yixing's body flying up and then hitting the ground heavily.Rashomon and I sighed endlessly, thinking that luckily we were not the two of us who stayed.

But this is not a good job for the two of us. This black light went to the haunted mountain to find ghosts. What if we really bumped into ghosts?And the chance of hitting a ghost is quite high.

It's not a big deal if we bump into ordinary ghosts, the key is if we bump into some evil spirits, can Rashomon and I handle it?What can I do if I can't figure it out? Is it possible that I have to confess here?
The two of us borrowed a strong flashlight from the counter owner and were about to go to the mountain.But the boss stopped us both: "What are you two doing in the middle of the night?"

I said, "Watch the sunrise."

"What sunrise are you watching? It's only two o'clock in the morning. You can't freeze to death if you go to the mountains."

Then Rashomon said impatiently: "Let's go to have sex, that's okay."

Rashomon's words were too tough, Lei was so tender inside and out, I didn't come back to my senses for a long time.

The boss stammered and said: "Well... okay, okay, young man, the mountain is not clean, or... or you two should not go up the mountain, just stay in the willow forest. In addition... In addition Do you still want members? Can we do it in three batches?"

Three batches of your sister!
We both glared at the boss, then hurried up the hill.

When I came to the foot of the mountain, I couldn't bear the gloomy cold wind on the mountain.

This cold wind is different from the icy cold wind in autumn, but a cool wind similar to the air-conditioning wind in summer.This cool breeze made me feel very comfortable physically, but I didn't think so in my heart, because it was obviously the darkness before the dawn, the calm before the storm!

Anyway, this cloudy wind made my heart jump violently, and I always felt like there was a ghost blowing cool air right in front of me.

At the same time, I feel uneasy in my heart. Think about it, such a powerful boss is so easily accepted by a person, so how awesome is this person?That's at least stronger than the three hundred Maosha soldiers.

The two of us are like cat food in front of the three hundred evil cat soldiers, and let us deal with the big boss who is more powerful than the three hundred evil cat soldiers. Isn't this going to send us to death?
But even if we are going to die, we have to go, if we run away, then Lu Yixing will have to burp.

Don't look at Lu Yixing, who is careless on weekdays. He doesn't have any "hypocrisy" to exchange lives with the two brothers, but he has a life-changing friendship.

How can we just watch Lu Yixing die at the hands of Master Niutou?

Just as the two of us were walking forward, a black shadow suddenly stopped in front of us.Rashomon and I immediately entered a state of alert, this black shadow designation is not a fun thing.

"You two killed me, you two have to be responsible for me." The black shadow said coldly.

Rashomon and I looked at each other, and then looked at the black figure inexplicably: "Who are you?"

"Haha, I'm a ghost, I'm a ghost, I'm a ghost who came to seek your life, haha, haha!" The ghost screamed, as if trying to scare us, but Rashomon and I But they are all masters who have quite a lot of experience in beating ghosts, so how could they take such a low-level little guy in their eyes.

In our opinion, this product is at best a casualty of our upgrades.

I smiled coldly and said, "Hey, I'm worried that I can't find a ghost to drink. I didn't expect a fool to come to the door so soon. Brother, is it you or me?"

"Come on." Rashomon said, "I don't care how serious I am, if I beat him to pieces like the previous few times, we won't be able to find anything."

"It's done." I said with a smile, "Brother, look at it!"

As I said that, I took out my money sword and looked at the brother with a sneer on my face: "That nigger, go ahead, buddy, I will let you do a few tricks."

When we pretended to compare like this, the grandson was instantly terrified. I don't worry that the other party doesn't believe our identity as Mr. Yin Yang, because the strong yang energy emitted by the money sword in my hand really scared the little devil. I was frightened.

"Brother, you two...you two are really Mr. Yin and Yang, I am the one who can't see Taishan, brothers, please let me go! I died a miserable death, and my life is very hard." The black ghost gave me The two knelt down.It seems that sometimes the outfit ratio is quite useful.

I sneered: "It's late, my brother hasn't eaten ghosts for two days, if he doesn't eat ghosts, he will feel uncomfortable all over, nigger, take your life."

"Grandpa, is it alright for me to call you two grandpas? It's because I don't know Taishan with my eyes that I offended the two grandpas. The two grandpas have mercy." The nigger knelt on the ground with a plop, and kowtowed.

I saw that this trick worked, and immediately became more coaxing: "Okay, you get up first! If it doesn't work, we will go up the mountain later to catch other little ghosts to fill our stomachs. I will ask you first, and you said you found it." We are here for our lives, do you know us?"

"I know you, you are Hu Yueqiao's classmates, right? I'm the driver that Hu Yueqiao invited, the unlucky driver who was killed by the chimney downstairs that day, remember?"

We both suddenly realized that this guy was that unlucky guy.I nodded: "Well, I remember you, what's the matter, why are you here? Why don't you join the three hundred cat soldiers?"

To say that when the driver was bitten by a cat demon that day, we got a Tibetan mastiff to bite him, so we are sure that the driver must also become a member of the three hundred cat demon soldiers.

The driver master sighed: "Hey, don't mention it, the three hundred cats and soldiers said that I used to be an old hooligan and my soul was not pure enough, so they threw me on the crooked neck tree on the mountain road. Just now Master Niutou scared that thing away, and as a result, the spell that binds us naturally became invalid, and I am about to reincarnate."

I said thoughtfully: "So, the dead souls on the crooked-neck tree have already got rid of their shackles?"

The master driver nodded: "Well, those dead souls have already escaped, only a few fools from the Ming Dynasty are still hanging on the southeast branch. tree, I want to be a bride for that big tree."

I'll go, if the driver master didn't say it himself, I really doubt whether such absurd thing really exists.

"Then do you know who took those three hundred cat soldiers?" I asked.

The nigger shook his head again and again: "Received? I thought the three hundred cat soldiers were scared away by the bull-headed master."

"Then tell me, have you seen anyone coming up the mountain?" I asked.

The nigger sighed: "No one, I'm hanging on that big tree, my sight is limited, anyway, within my sight range, I don't see any human beings."

"Well, it's okay, you can go to reincarnation quickly." I said.

And the little ghost smiled: "What are you doing reincarnation, I can hide my body so easily, I have to go and see Liu Yifei, the one I like the most in my life is Liu Yifei, she is my goddess! If I could see Liu Yifei taking a shower and sleeping, haha, then I would have lived my life in vain."

Rashomon and I froze immediately, his grandma, where did this bastard come from?Why are you so thick-skinned?Fortunately, Qin Yanxia's mother didn't marry this guy, otherwise she would suffer a lot.

I gave the little devil a hard look; "Bastard bastard, if you go to disturb the lives of living people, believe it or not, I will beat you to death right now?"

The little devil immediately shook his head: "What, brother, I just want to see, I promise that there will never be any radical behavior, okay?"

And I took advantage of this opportunity to quickly use the money sword to slash that little devil's body, and as a result, the little devil's body flew upside down in an instant, fell to the ground, and struggled painfully on the ground: " Brother, what are you doing, this is, it hurts me to death."

(End of this chapter)