Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 209

He came up alone?Hey, this doesn't mean that I, Liu Baisui, don't take me too seriously, I really think I'm easy to bully.

So I took a deep breath, and then said coldly: "Why, you want to find a scapegoat? It's a pity that you found the wrong person."

"Looking for the wrong person? Haha, as long as you are human, you must be my scapegoat today." Saying that, the old Heitan actually rushed towards me.

I really have no self-knowledge at all, I sneered.

In other words, this old man should have been kind enough before he was alive, otherwise why wouldn't he become a wicked ghost?The little old man is just an ordinary ghost, so I can deal with him.

Of course, if he turns into a ghost, it will be difficult for me to teach him a lesson.

I saw that I raised the money sword and slapped the money sword on the old Heitan's body.The old man didn't pay attention to my attack at all, and still rammed towards me with his body, trying to ram into my body.

boom!
Old Heitan's body collided with the money sword, and then the old man's body was shaken far away, and he howled ghostly: "My mother, it hurts."

As soon as I heard it, I knew that this old ruffian was from Henan!
And those swaying Heitan little devils immediately understood that I was an expert, and the killing of chickens and monkeys just now did play a big role. These guys were instantly intimidated, and they didn't dare to approach, because they Knowing the consequences of being close to me, he could only be photographed backwards like that old man.

"Who else is going to let me be his scapegoat?" I smiled coldly, and at the same time walked towards these little devils with a money sword.

But this group of little ghosts still stood where they were because of the large number of people, oh no, because of the number of ghosts, they just watched me approaching, and there was no sign of retreating.

My heart is also trembling, grandma is a leg, big brother, you don't play cards according to the routine, why don't you go backwards?I can't beat so many of you, so at least put on a show and give me a step down.

But I can't back down, or if I get scared, these little devils will attack even more, and then I may really become the scapegoat of these guys.

I pretended to be calm, put away the money sword with a sneer, and then took out the precious "Tao Te Ching". I really couldn't believe it. My "Tao Te Ching" can suppress the injustices of more than a thousand years, but it can't suppress you.

But it is estimated that the evil spirit of these guys together is too strong, so the "Tao Te Ching" has also become invalid, and it can't restrain these restless souls at all.

"What the hell are you doing, souls of death in vain, why don't you reincarnate and be human?" I asked calmly.Anyway, I still have the last trump card in my hand, and that is the bull-style cigarette stick. This cow-style smoke stick can even deal with three hundred cat soldiers. It shouldn't be a problem to deal with a bunch of dead ghosts.

"If we could be reincarnated as human beings, would we still be suffocated in this shitless place?" An old lady in the lead scolded coldly.The reason why I judged that this is an old lady, apart from her voice, is her mouth full of gold teeth.

The old lady was also burned to black charcoal, so it was impossible to tell who she was from the appearance.

"Oh, I'm wondering why you can't be reincarnated." I asked.

"Less so much nonsense, brothers and sisters, let's get on this kid together, and let everyone enjoy the taste of the world." The old lady took the lead and approached me.

The temptation of the old lady really made many little ghosts addicted, and they all approached me one by one.

I scolded my mother in my heart, if I was raped by an old lady like you, there would be no point in my life, I would be disgusted to death just thinking about it.

So I quickly rubbed my palms together, thinking that the spicy one next door, look at the power of my cow-style cigarette.

Those ghosts were stunned, after all, the movement of me constantly rubbing my hands was really weird.But they didn't care so much anymore, they still pressed on me step by step.

I started to get impatient, thinking why your sister's cow-style tobacco pipe is still not smoking, my wrist is a little sore, and the palm of my hand is also extremely hot.

Seeing that it was getting closer and closer, I had no power to fight back. I could only retreat quickly and rub my palms together desperately.

"What are you doing?" In the end, the old lady was really puzzled, so she asked directly.

"My palms are itchy, don't worry about it." I cursed, then gritted my teeth and continued rubbing. I felt like I was about to rub off a layer of skin on my palms.

"Shame on your face." The old lady cursed, jumped up with a bang, and rushed towards me like a wild cat, her hands were clawed, her mouth opened, and the bloody mouth was facing my head. Bite down.

"Ah, I am Cao your mother!"

I cursed angrily, and then I was about to give up the bull-style cigarette stick and use the money sword to resist for a while.

But at this critical moment, a ball of flames suddenly appeared on the palm of my hand, and then the blue flames burned rapidly, continuously emitting black smoke.

The moment the smoke came out, it turned into the shape of a black bull, and quickly hit the old lady.When the old lady saw the black mist, she was instantly dumbfounded, let out a scream, and then wanted to back up.

But it was too late, the black bull had already surrounded the old lady, and then the old lady fell straight to the ground without moving.

More ghosts haven't come back to their senses, and they are still attacking me continuously.Then the black mist turned into more black bulls, and slammed into the ghosts frantically.

"You are my little little Apple, I can't love you too much." After the black mist enveloped the gang of ghosts, one of the young ghosts sang the Divine Comedy "Little Apple", and then the gang The guys quickly lined up in two rows and began to dance in the square.

Seeing the standard dance moves of the writhing black charcoal really shocked me.

My God, I'm probably the only one in the world who has seen this scene!I really didn't expect that the cow-style smoke pole is so powerful in bewitching the minds of ghosts, that it can bewitch the minds of more than 100 ghosts at the same time.

For a moment I was dumbfounded.

I don't know how long the effect of the cow-style cigarette can last, but seeing the harmonious scene they are immersed in, I guess it should last until dawn. It is already four o'clock in the morning, and it should be less than an hour and a half. When the rooster crows, these ghosts will naturally disappear.

So I took a deep breath, walked back to the hotel, and continued to sleep soundly on the bed.

When I opened my eyes again, I found that the sky was already bright. I hurriedly walked to the corridor to take a look, and found that there were some black and gray ashes in the corridor, and there was nothing else.

It seems that the gang of little ghosts have already left, except for one or two little ghosts who have lost their souls.

This is exactly what I want. The two ghosts who are out of their wits just happen to serve as a warning to the monkeys, so that the gang of little ghosts will not mess around and scare people.

I know that if I go down without incident, those ladies will definitely be stunned. At that time, hehe, we can pretend to be in front of beautiful women again. I am so excited that I can't express it.

Although I don't have any feelings for these ladies, I guess everyone likes to act aggressive in front of the opposite sex.I deliberately put on a sophisticated look, and walked down with a smile on my face.It should be said that these ladies work all night, and when I walked out with such an indifferent expression, those ladies were really stunned, and all of them looked at me with inexplicable expressions.

Especially Xiaohong, whose mouths are so wide open that she can stuff 'meat sausage'.

"You... did you hear anything yesterday?" Xiaohong asked.

I nodded and told the truth: "Yesterday, a bunch of burnt dead ghosts were making noise in the corridor and dancing hip-hop. Why, you raised those little ghosts?"

When I said these words in such a calm tone, the faces of the group of women turned pale with fright, and they looked at me with strange eyes, especially Xiaohong, who coughed several times because of her own saliva.

"You...you said you could see them?" Xiaohong stammered.

I pretended to be confused and asked, "Who did you see?"

"That's... that's the charcoal." Xiaohong said.

"Well, I can see it." I said: "Why, can't you see it? I thought you could see it. I have nothing to do. I danced with them for a while and then went to bed."

My words shocked them once again, their insides were tender and their outsides were scorched, as if their eyeballs were popping out.

Then from their protruding eyeballs, I suddenly remembered a little goldfish that my family raised when I was a child.That little goldfish ate too much, and it may have been propped up, just floating on the water.

At that time, I had just learned artificial respiration first aid at school, so I fished out the little goldfish and blew hard into its small mouth, then the two eyeballs of the little goldfish flew out and landed on the ground. On my nose, there is another mass of black stuff, which is very disgusting.

I thought to myself, if I blew into the mouths of these little girls, would the eyeballs of these little girls be blown out by me too...Damn it, what am I thinking.

In fact, the reason why I told them this is because I am a bit lonely in Xi'an alone, and being friends with these young ladies, maybe the days to come will be more interesting.

Of course, this taste is not the other, I am an elegant person.

"Master!" Xiaohong yelled first, stood up from her seat, and looked at me with a serious expression on her face. The rest of the ladies also stood up, looking at me emotionally.

I smiled at them: "Don't call me a master, I just kill demons and demons."

They don't doubt my identity at all. After all, I guess I'm the first one in the world who dares to dance hip-hop with the little ghost, and it may be the last one.

"Master, you must save us!" Xiaohong's voice was a little choked up.

(End of this chapter)