Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 249
"He." The director pointed to Xiao Liu and said, "Initial judgment, this guy has serious internal injuries and just woke up."

Then Xiao Liu coughed twice cooperatively.

The old ghost walked up with a smile, looked at Xiao Liu and said, "Little comrade, you will be punished for lying."

Little Liu nodded again and again: "Old man, you... your grandson is really... not strict in discipline, I just... just teach him... a few words..."

Then the old ghost made a move that surprised everyone, he raised his foot without hesitation, and kicked prison guard Xiao Liu fiercely.This action was so sudden that no one could react, including Xiao Liu.

The old ghost didn't know where the strength came from, but he kicked the kid until he vomited blood, and howled repeatedly: "Help, help."

Only then did the director and the others come to their senses, and hurried forward to pull the old ghost away.The director was so angry that he grabbed the electric baton and was about to poke the old man's body.

But the old man roared angrily: "Stop the fuck, I really don't know whether you are public servants or a bunch of hooligans. You are so paralyzed that the government's reputation has been ruined by you."

"What kind of person are you, and you are qualified to teach us?" The director sneered, and he was about to continue poking up.

But at this critical moment, the old man suddenly took out a jade card and showed it to the director: "Open your dog eyes and see clearly, do you know what this is?"

The jade tablet really worked. When the director saw the jade tablet, he was stunned immediately, walked up suspiciously, picked it up and took a closer look, and finally he was completely surprised.

After a long time, the director returned the sign to the old ghost tremblingly, and said in a trembling voice: "Old man, it is because we have eyes but don't see Mount Tai, don't be as knowledgeable as us, we have eyes but don't see Mount Tai. "

"Huh?" At that time, Xiaohong and I were stunned, and we couldn't figure it out. What happened to the fast jade card?How did you scare a director like this?

I looked at the old ghost inexplicably, but the old ghost stared at the director with a serious face, and the rest of the police station were also frightened.

After all, they have no reason not to be afraid of the old monster that even their chief is afraid of.

The old ghost at the moment is no longer the old naughty boy who was disrespectful to the old. He is simply a high-ranking "public servant".

The old ghost stared at everyone, and said a series of professional terms such as 'socialism', 'harmonious society', 'mutual assistance and mutual love', 'Chinese characteristics' with a fierce expression, which made me confused.

The old ghost at this moment is completely different from the old ghost in the past.

In the past, if you killed me, I wouldn't believe that the old ghost could say such a level of words. If you put it in the era of the Cultural Revolution, this old guy would definitely be able to become a leader with his words.

After the old ghost finished speaking, he coughed and said: "Okay, since you are the first offender, I won't report to the superiors this time. If there is another time when I meet you again, you will wait for the jail time." Disaster."

"Definitely, we must follow the teachings." The bureau chief said repeatedly apologetically.

"Hmm!" The old ghost finally let out a breath of anger: "What are you still doing in a daze, why don't you let my grandson go quickly."

Only then did the prison guards come to their senses, and hastily untied the ropes that bound me. I was so angry that I kicked Dian Xiaohong's prison guard hard.

That kid has no face to face people, right?
So I had to lie on the ground and pretend to be dizzy.

"My lord, I misunderstood, everything was a misunderstanding just now, hehe, how about letting me be the host at noon, how about an apology to my lord and the old man?" The director's tone was not without flattery.

"Don't eat." I said angrily, "Let that kid Lu Yixing out first."

"But...but...we have already prosecuted that kid to the court, let him go now, we can't explain to the court."

"Fart, don't say that such a small matter can't be done." The old ghost glared at the director: "Besides, won't you bring someone here to make Lu Yixing innocent?"

"I prove Lu Yixing's innocence. In fact, Rashomon arranged for me to frame Lu Yixing that day." Xiaohong knew that it was time for her to appear, so she stood up to prove Lu Yixing's innocence without hesitation. .

The director knew Xiaohong, after all Xiaohong was the victim.

Now that Xiao Hong has come forward, the director has no choice but to nod at the moment: "Okay, then you can make a statement with me, and then you can take Lu Yixing away."

Xiaohong nodded in agreement.

After briefly recording the statement, the director personally took us to see Lu Yixing.When I saw Lu Yixing, I burst out laughing instantly.

This kid is really a piece of gold, it will shine no matter where it is placed.Sure enough, this kid has been shaved into a bald head, but his energy is not reduced at all, and he looks even more energetic.

The guy refused to sleep on that plank bed, but invented a hammock himself.Tear a sheet down the middle in two and tie together so it's long enough.

One section was tied to the door, and the other section was tied to an iron bed, forming a hammock. At the moment, Lu Yixing was lying on it and sleeping soundly, snoring like thunder.

It seems that this kid didn't suffer at all here, and my previous worries were unnecessary.

I yelled to Lu Yixing dumbfounded, but I didn't wake up that kid.

I yelled again, and then Lu Yixing said vaguely: "Who is it, why don't you let people sleep."

"You brat, don't sleep." I said dumbfounded: "Get up quickly, we are going to be released from prison."

Lu Yixing finally recognized my voice and was so excited that he wanted to sit up from the bed.But this hammock is not safe, so as soon as Lu Yixing poked his head out, the hammock lost its balance instantly, and Lu Yixing fell off with a bang.

"Oh shit, it hurts me to death." Lu Yixing got up from the ground while cursing, and looked at me with an inexplicable expression: "Why are you here now... Huh? She looks familiar."

Lu Yixing looked at Xiaohong inexplicably.

This guy's forgetfulness is really great, I thought dumbfoundedly.

Lu Yixing walked up to Xiaohong slowly, and asked softly, "Have we met before?"

Xiaohong nodded: "Did you forget? I was raped by some hooligans, and you saved me."

Lu Yixing patted his head excitedly in an instant: "Oh, yes, how could I forget this, yes, yes, little girl, I found you, they suspected that I was trying to rape you, so they sent I was arrested and you have to testify for me, little girl."

He was naturally dumbfounded, as expected, he didn't understand, he was cheated by others, and even counted the money for him.

This short-sighted guy is hard to find, this one.

Xiaohong said: "I'm really sorry, I have made you suffer and suffer during this time, but I have already explained to the police station that you were wronged and they will let you go."

Lu Yixing was very excited: "Damn, I can finally leave here, I haven't eaten meat for several meals, Liu Zi, after going out this time, you have to treat me to a big meal. Oh, that's right, Liu Zi, why didn't you come here until now, I've been squatting here for more than a month."

I said: "More than a month? Damn, I thought you were wandering around the world again. I looked for you, but I couldn't find you. I went to other places during this time. Forget it, it's useless not to mention these things That's right, let's go through the formalities of getting out of prison first."

With that said, we took Lu Yixing away, and first took the kid to a restaurant for a delicious meal.Of course, meat is essential, and this kid could live up to his big belly, and actually ate a whole plate of pickled pork with pickled vegetables and a roast chicken.

We didn't start tasting wine carefully until the boy's belly was full and round, and I asked the old ghost: "Old ghost, what is the jade card you showed to the director, and open it for me too." Open your eyes."

The old ghost smiled: "It's nothing, I picked up a little thing from the garbage dump. I heard that this thing is very powerful, so I showed it to them, but I didn't expect it to really work."

"Let me take a look." I said, "It won't kill you if you take a look!"

"Okay." The old ghost said with a smile: "But be careful, you will have to rely on this thing for pretending in the future."

As he spoke, the old ghost carefully took out a piece of jade from his pocket and handed it to me.

I looked at the jade, isn't it ordinary jade?There are also a few ancient characters engraved on it, crooked like earthworms, I don't know what it means.

I smiled and said: "Is this jade really so powerful? I don't see how it is so powerful."

The old ghost said: "You know a lot. I heard that as long as you are an official, as long as you don't go to Zhongnanhai, you will be afraid when you see this jade pendant. They will do whatever you ask them to do. Look, don't you just suppress it today?" Do you live with the director of the police station?"

"Tch, bragging is better than drafting!" I glared impatiently at the old ghost, and was about to return the jade pendant.

But Lu Yixing said with a smile: "Come on, let me see, let me see what it is."

After speaking, he took the jade pendant and looked at it carefully. When he saw it this way, he was surprised from ear to ear. After a long time, he finally exclaimed: "I'll go, the director of the China Special Circumstances Investigation Section..."

(End of this chapter)