Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 279 Encountering Embarrassment Again (1)

The old ghost stared at us with his donkey eyes wide open: "What are you looking at? I haven't seen it or what, I have a mission to go out, so I don't go on a trip, you despicable villains, don't treat me like a villain. Do you understand that the heart takes the belly of a gentleman?"

Lu Yixing and I looked at each other, the old ghost's skin is too thick, even we can't tell whether the old ghost is lying or telling the truth.However, I still tend to have hidden feelings in my heart. After all, what are the superiors asking us to travel for?Stuffed?
So I said, "Forget it, old ghost, I won't go."

Both Lu Yixing and Yue Yaowei also realized that there was a problem, they shook their heads and said, "Forget it, we won't go."

As soon as the old ghost heard this, he became anxious with us: "You can't go, this is an opportunity for you to practice."

"Look, look, let's show off, experience! Let's experience travel." I said.

The old ghost laughed: "Stinky boy, I was fooled by you. Well, let me tell you the truth, the mission I asked you to perform this time is to find an ancient tomb there."

"Looking for an ancient tomb?" I was stunned again: "Isn't this the job of an archaeologist? What else do you want us to do?"

The old ghost said: "Don't panic, of course you have a reason for letting you go. Opening an ancient tomb is not a trivial matter. You must say hello to the owner of the tomb, otherwise there may be some taboos. The main thing you need to do is to supervise and see if there are any taboos in the ancient tomb. If there are taboos, let them stop digging the tomb. Of course, if there are no taboos, let them do it to the end."

I still don't believe it: "It's that simple?"

"Of course." The old ghost said, "As long as your bottle is less than half a bottle, how important a task do I dare to entrust to you?"

Hearing what the old ghost said, I was quite convinced. Yes, the old ghost still knows our level, so he probably wouldn't give us too many dangerous tasks.

But I'm still a little skeptical: "Old ghost, since it's just a simple task, why don't you carry it out?"

The old ghost glared at me: "Didn't it mean that I still have tasks, why do you have so many things?"

"What mission do you have? Godfather." Yue Yaowei asked.

"My task is..." The old ghost's expression turned dark all of a sudden: "Hey, I'm quite old, so what if I want to stay with the woman I love for a while longer, don't tell me to wait for me After I die, bury me under your Aunt Xuefeng's villa. Why do you hate me so much, it's so easy for me to have a twilight relationship, don't you all want to mess with me. "

As he spoke, the old ghost's tears really fell down.

I'm going, this old ghost is really crying, I can't even imagine it.

You are such a grown-up person, and you are still like a child. There is no way, I can only persuade: "Okay, master, I am just asking casually, don't be as knowledgeable as me, I wish you and Aunt Xuefeng a happy life together .”

That's when the old ghost opened his mouth and laughed: "Stinky boy, this is just right. Okay, I will remember your blessing, and I will tell you Aunt Xuefeng. By the way, the train at 02:30 , go quickly.”

"What?" When the old ghost said this, I immediately had a headache: "No, old ghost, you still want us to take the train? By the way, shouldn't our current status be a commissioner, and we are still allowed to take the train... We The commissioner's treatment is a bit too bad."

The old ghost smiled and said, "It's not bad, it's not bad, what's so bad about it? Back then when I was on a mission, I still rode a bicycle? It's not bad if you can take the train."

Lu Yixing was also a little dissatisfied: "Then the train should at least give us a luxurious box."

"Why do you want a luxury box, it's a waste of resources." The old ghost said.

"It must be a sleeper at least." Yue Yaowei also had a headache.

"Sleeping berth? Cut, think about it. The sleeping berths are all barefooted, so it stinks to death. The air is not fresh."

We were all desperate: "Okay, hard seats are hard seats, at least we don't have to stand."

The old ghost scratched the back of his head in embarrassment: "Well, hard seats are not good either. Think about it, you sit, and the stench happens to gather underneath, and all you smell is some stench. Smoke you to death."

A hint of ominous premonition emerged in our hearts: "Old ghost, don't tell us that you bought standing tickets."

The old ghost shrugged the back of his head in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, you should know that tickets are tight now, and it's very difficult to get a standing ticket. So there's really no way..."

Lu Yixing fell directly on the sofa: "I won't go, even if I'm beaten to death, what a shame."

I can't do it if I don't go, the task assigned by the superior, the salary is almost the same, so I had no choice but to take the two of them out.

"By the way, Xiao Liu, I think you are more cooperative with your superiors, so I decided to give you a promotion." The old ghost said.

I asked, "Oh, what kind of official do you want to be for me?"

The old ghost said: "Senior officer, you can make the two of them captains."

I'm dizzy, this is a bullshit official.

We went out, took a taxi, and hurried to the train station. Fortunately, we just showed up at the train station on time.

While waiting for the bus at the platform, Lu Yixing asked: "Liu Baisui, that old ghost said we have a monthly salary of 3 yuan, is it reliable? Ah, we can only take the train to go out, how can this look like a monthly salary of tens of thousands."

Lu Yixing's worry is exactly what I am worried about. Yes, like us, we can only take the train to go out, and the treatment of riding a bicycle is not like a super white-collar worker.

Could it be that old ghost deliberately used this as a cover to deceive us.

But now that we have come to this point, we can't go on, we can only bite the bullet and continue on.

Soon we squeezed into the train, and after the train started, I thought I could finally rest for a while. The crowd was so crowded just now that I almost squeezed me into jerky.

The ticket inspector came up to check the tickets, so I showed the tickets of the three of us to the ticket inspector, thinking that I would ask the flight attendant later to see if they could find seats for us. After all, we are not ordinary, if we are crowded like this If you go, it's really a bit out of place.

Unexpectedly, after a careful inspection, the ticket inspector said to us in a serious tone: "I'm sorry sir, this ticket is fake, please make up the ticket."

"What?" Hearing what the ticket inspector said, Lu Yixing almost jumped up: "Impossible, how could this be a counterfeit ticket? Do you know who we are?"

The ticket inspector looked at us with contempt, and said in a cold tone: "I'm sorry, even if you **** the train, you still have to ask for a ticket."

I clearly heard the buddy on the train next to me muttering in a low voice: "Pretend to compare, will you buy a station ticket if you have a background?"

I was ashamed for a while, and tried my best to pretend that I didn't know Lu Yixing.

Lu Yixing gritted his teeth with hatred: "Okay, you guys are ruthless, hmph. How much will we make up the fare? You will regret it."

"Several people." The flight attendant said triumphantly.

"Three people." Lu Yixing said.

"150." Said the flight attendant.

"Believe it or not, if I move my uncle out, you still have to give me fifty." Lu Yixing suddenly became firm in his aura.Seeing Lu Yixing's confident expression, the flight attendant was really a little scared.

The flight attendant said with a guilty conscience: "I don't believe it."

Lu Yixing said coldly: "If I move out my uncle, if you don't give me fifty, you are my uncle."

As he said that, Lu Yixing took out two hundred-yuan bills from his pocket, then pointed to Grandpa Mao's head and said, "This is my uncle, give me the money, give me the money."

The flight attendant was also an idiot, obediently took out 50 yuan, and patted Lu Yixing on the shoulder before leaving: "Dude, I'm convincing you."

Lu Yixing glared at the opponent with the eyes of a victorious general: "Hmph, fight with me, you should be tender."

Yue Yaowei took my hand and squeezed forward, whispering to me while walking: "Go, go, shame on me, how do I know such a thing."

However, Lu Yixing didn't have the awareness in this regard at all, and still felt that he was quite awesome, showing off on the spot.

(End of this chapter)