League of Legends: Arrow of Champions

Chapter 149 [149] German Orthopedics

When Jiang Qianyu saw the content of the barrage, her depressed little face immediately burst into a smile. The corners of her mouth were pursed, and she couldn't help laughing. The audience in the live broadcast room who didn't know what happened saw her smile suddenly, and some people asked , someone directly praised it.

"Wow, the host smiles so beautifully"

"I feel like I saw my first love, but unfortunately I can't go back"

"Since the script has been blamed until now, this smile is worth it... Damn I want to lick the screen"

"It doesn't make sense. The barrage has been on all the time. Who made me laugh? Pull it out and beat me to death, deliberately making it look like I'm useless waiting?"

"Can't I get back my first love? Are you the big guy who just said that you can finally delete the screenshot of your brother-in-law? You can find it in the recycle bin... Don't thank me, my name is **"

……

"He didn't speak because he bit his tongue, and it hurt when he spoke."

Jiang Qianyu pursed the corners of her mouth, and couldn't help explaining, Lin Xuan curled her lips and said nothing, it was indeed a little painful when talking, it's nothing to bear the pain when talking to Xiao Nizi, and it's obviously not worth talking to a group of old men .

——Although judging from the situation at the LPL scene that day, there were indeed girls in Xiaonizi's live broadcast room, and most of them came for her, but who knows which one is the bullet screen sent by the girl.

"Bite your tongue?"

"Uh...forgive me for being wrong"

"The boss who said what he was going to do in front came out, did you do it?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo""

"I'm afraid it wasn't because of a forced kiss and someone bit me? Tsk, tsk, that's amazing, my uncle."

"Is it the beauty in the red dress on the beach that day?"

"Hahaha, brother-in-law's kissing skills need to be strengthened"

"...The old king next door came to help?"

"I'm sorry, it's my servant, so your surname is Wang"

……

There are already more than 1 viewers in the live broadcast room, and most of the people who often watch the live broadcast are old drivers. If it was the atmosphere of Jiang Qianyu's own live broadcast at the beginning, he would basically honestly pretend to be ignorant with his third leg. After the live broadcast, the style of the live broadcast room changed suddenly, and a group of guys were driving in various ways.

Lin Xuan really didn't want to talk at first, but Jiang Qianyu didn't know how much he understood when he saw all kinds of teasing in the barrage. Anyway, he knew he was laughing at Lin Xuan, blinking his big eyes flickeringly, laughing non-stop.

He said angrily: "Still laughing, why are you laughing? It's not because of you."

After saying this, the old drivers who were happily teasing the brother-in-law in the live broadcast room collectively crashed and overturned.

"Fuck!"

"You are paralyzed!"

"Jiang Jingbai, please report your address to the employer. I'll go over there right away and break your leg first."

"Come here, move the old man's dog's head... and sell it? Then change the water and fire stick, and break the beast's legs! Remember, three legs!!!"

"Beast, what did you do to my family?"

"I... Please, don't drive like crazy, okay? You'll kill someone"

"Hello, German orthopedics? I'll reserve a bed first, and I'll send the patient to you later. I don't guarantee you'll still be alive."

"Don't scare me, brother-in-law, you are my real brother-in-law"

……

Jiang Qianyu hadn't seen the barrage in time, and hummed, "Obviously you are stupid."

These words are undoubtedly more misleading to some old drivers with preconceived ideas. In fact, there are more booing elements for fear of chaos in the world. It is impossible to feel that there is any truth, but in the case of such thoughts Next, especially the barrage is in rhythm, some who don't send barrage very much can't help but jump out with machetes and sticks.

"Damn it, Jiang Jingbai, come out!"

"Jiang Jingbai from German orthopedics?"

"See you in English courts"

"Hehehe, do you think he can live to see the sun tomorrow?"

"Surrender now, I will only break your three legs, I promise, really"

"When my [-] shallow guards don't exist?"

"Damn it, you don't know how many people are going to kill you if you don't post a barrage, do you?"

……

Of course, it was impossible for Lin Xuan to really say something misleading before the live broadcast. Seeing this situation, he said in a helpless tone: "You people are really evil-minded. I was disturbed by her when I drank water by myself. Hey, I accidentally bit my tongue, and I'm still a beautiful woman in a red dress, so I just know how to look at a beautiful woman..."

When he was explaining, the barrage was still overwhelming, and they were all beheading people and breaking their legs. However, some people already understood that it was a misunderstanding. Of course, although they were all sending barrage, they really thought it was true. , are just joining in the fun or being excited for a while.

There are so many jokes on the Internet, but the ones that actually happen around you are few.

"It's so frightening to kill Laozi, this talker is out of breath"

"Mountains don't turn, water doesn't turn, water doesn't turn, clouds turn, heaven and earth turn, only brother-in-law's cheapness never changes"

"Paralysis, the 80-meter broadsword of labor and capital was finally drawn out, you tell me it was a misunderstanding?"

"I bought the air ticket and waited for the address to leave. You told me you bit it?"

"So the [-] shallow guards are ready to go, and the result is a battle of war with the princes?"

……

It was probably at this time that Jiang Qianyu realized why he was so excited on the barrage, his cheeks were slightly red, but his eyes were shining, blinking and blinking, looking at Liubo, he asked curiously: "What is German orthopedics? Hospital Why do you have to go to Germany?"

Lin Xuan coughed: "It's just that the hospital technology in Germany is better... It's been so long since the live broadcast, don't ask if you don't understand something on the barrage, don't you know?"

There are already many people on the barrage who are messing with the rhythm, laughing, or explaining.

"My brother-in-law's reaction is clear, old driver, old driver"

"Jiang Jingbai, listen to me, if you dare to have any thoughts about my Qianqian family, your three legs will be snapped off, even the bones will not be able to save you"

"A program writer raped his own sister, and then his father broke his leg, and he was cured in a German orthopedic department"

"Sibling"

"You have to instill this idea in Qianqian, don't you?"

"Please don't mess with the rhythm, okay?"

"Fuck, are you sick?"

"Show how much you know?"

"Do you want to open the door to a new world for Qianqian, or are you worried that your brother-in-law won't realize how beautiful your sister is?"

"Damn it, I've sold my dragon robe, but the dragon whip is still there, I'll kill you bastards with their heads caught in the door."

"I can see, you are insisting on letting the referee end the game, right?"

……

Jiang Qianyu has never been in a relationship, but modern information is so developed that by the time he graduates from high school, he basically understands everything he should know. It’s just lack of practice and experience. Even if he didn’t take the initiative to learn about it, his classmates, friends, and girlfriends around him will definitely pass it on. Various "related knowledge".

Innocence, ignorance, and idiot are two different concepts... Besides, a "white paper" girl who thinks that holding hands will get pregnant, even if you push her down, she doesn't know what it means, so what's the point of pushing her down? Achievement?

Lin Xuan would not say that he was so stupid that Jiang Qianyu had to filter out all the "stalks" and "jokes" on the barrage. He just didn't want such jokes like "German bone" and "British court" to appear frequently in the live broadcast room. Looking at the screen and the Internet, the ridicule of many live viewers has no lower limit and scale.

Moreover, parents are not sure that sometimes they will watch Xiaonizi's live broadcast, if they see this kind of barrage in the live broadcast room...

When Jiang Qianyu heard what Lin Xuan said, he just snorted and didn't look at the barrage. At the same time, the game team formation was finally completed and he entered the selection interface.

I don't know if he was watching the live broadcast, or he recognized Lin Xuan and Jiang Qianyu, or maybe the combination of Big Mouth Wind Girl is very popular recently, and he knocked out these two heroes when he came up, and the first floor of his house also directly knocked out the mouse. The two ADCs with the highest utilization rate of Lin Xuan were restricted.

Lin Xuan was on the second floor, and he was the one after the selection on the first floor. Anyway, the hero Chishen, he didn't care about being knocked out of the mouse's mouth, so he asked the live broadcast audience what ADC they wanted to watch, so as to divert their attention from the live broadcast.

Before the consensus on the bullet screen was unified, Jiang Qianyu pre-selected a star girl, and then said: "You choose that one, the spear-drawing one you used last time, you can suck mine..."

(End of this chapter)