Chapter 255 [263] Shameless lower limit
After being called to stop, Xiao Nizi turned around and heard Lin Xuan solemnly say that he would list the terms of the family rules. She looked at him like she was looking at a fool, and she didn't bother to say anything, and "huh" escaped from her nose. With a loud sound, after expressing his disgust and contempt, he turned around and left.
"What's your reaction?"
Lin Xuan, who had just changed his slippers, walked to the sofa, pointed to the living room, kitchen, and bathroom, "Who will cook the meals, who will mop the floor, who will wash the clothes, and who will clean the toilet... Don't these things have to be agreed in advance? Otherwise, with my love of cleanliness, wouldn't I be responsible for everything inside and out?"
Jiang Qianyu looked back at him. If it was the past, no matter who was doing the housework, it would definitely be pushed to Lin Xuan now, but now he walked back with a blank expression, as if he was doing business, and wanted to When negotiating, let's talk about the matter first, so as not to get involved in the future.
"You sit down first."
Lin Xuan sat down on the sofa, then pointed to the side, Jiang Qianyu snorted, and sat down on the imperial concubine seat far away from him, as if avoiding the plague.
Lin Xuan didn't mind either. When she saw her sitting down, he coughed and said, "Eat breakfast at home, and basically have lunch at school. Dinner depends on the situation... If I cook, you will be in charge of washing the dishes."
Jiang Qianyu nodded, thinking that this guy is quite conscientious, because she doesn't know how to cook, and she doesn't like to eat out all the time. In this way, one cooks and the other washes the dishes, each performs his own duties, and no one owes anyone.
As soon as this thought came to mind, Lin Xuan's expression softened slightly, when Lin Xuan continued: "Because I cook, you are responsible for public health."
Xiao Nizi couldn't help but widen her eyes slightly, and immediately felt that her thoughts just now were too kind and naive. This is related to the amount of labor in the future, and she must not agree to such an unequal treaty. She immediately retorted: "You cook I've done the dishes, so why should I be more responsible for public health?"
Lin Xuan looked at her and said, "Can this be the same? You are only in charge of washing the dishes, while I have to buy and wash vegetables, and I also need to consider what to eat, nutrition, whether it suits your taste..."
The workload of cooking and washing dishes is indeed unequal, but Jiang Qianyu obviously won't admit it, "According to you, I have to collect the dishes and put water to dry them... Cooking is cooking, you cook, I Washing the dishes, that's fair enough, you can't put other things together."
Lin Xuan sighed helplessly, "Okay, we take turns doing public health, each person for a week, starting with you."
Jiang Qianyu glared at him and said, "Why not start with you?"
Lin Xuan stared back: "Then you cook and I wash the dishes?"
Only then did Jiang Qianyu snort, and stop dwelling on this issue, "We still have to regulate the workload and cleaning frequency, otherwise I will mop the floor every day, and if you don't mop once a week, the dirt will die."
Lin Xuan gave her a thumbs up, "Okay, great."
Xiao Nizi rolled her eyes, her disgusted expression was like that of Lin Xuan who calmly said that he would sit down for normal operation after every exciting operation in the live broadcast, his acting skills were very exaggerated.
Lin Xuan continued, "Without the other party's permission, you can't bring other people here."
Jiang Qianyu glanced at him first, then nodded, then glanced at him again with suspicious eyes, "Then if you are like Zhao Han, you will come tonight, and you deliberately refuse to agree, or use this to blackmail me?"
Lin Xuan glared at her and said, "Who do you think I am? Am I that shameless?"
Xiao Nizi nodded seriously.
Lin Xuan: "..."
He waved his hand helplessly, "I don't care if you bring the girl I know."
"Why do you want to know?"
"What if she approached you intentionally with bad intentions towards me?"
Jiang Qianyu rolled her eyes and let out a disdainful "tss".
Lin Xuan went on to the next item, "Come back on time every day. If you have something to do, you must tell me in advance. When you report the time, place, and relationship between people, you must answer the phone, you must reply to the message, you must..."
Before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by Xiao Nizi, "Why?"
Lin Xuan said calmly: "I will call my mother to complain."
"you……"
Jiang Qianyu's eyes widened, feeling that this bastard had refreshed her understanding of shamelessness again, she snorted angrily, feeling that this guy couldn't always ask for conditions, so she countered: "Don't throw your personal belongings around. put."
Lin Xuan nodded, "I was just about to say this, especially when you hang your clothes, put away your bras and panties by yourself, don't turn around and rely on me if you can't find them."
Xiao Nizi, who had completely underestimated his shamelessness, blushed like blood with shame, and the rigid indifference she tried to maintain finally failed, she grabbed the pillow and smashed it on his head.
"This one has to... bah, plus, domestic violence is not allowed."
After finally waiting for her to give up, Lin Xuan spat out a piece of snow-white fluff in his mouth at some point, and pointed to the cheek that was hit two days ago, "This kind of tragedy will never be allowed to happen again."
"you deserve it!"
Jiang Qianyu, who was still annoyed, gave him a hard look, wondering if he had thought of something, but he didn't do it again. Just as he was about to add the premise of "domestic violence", Lin Xuan got up and said: "Remember what you just said first. Come down...you wait, I'll get the computer."
He went back to the room and took a notebook out, put it on the coffee table, opened the document, and listed all the items just now.
Jiang Qianyu kept a distance from him and leaned over to look at the screen, just glanced at it, and hummed: "Why are you Party A? No, I am Party A, and you are Party B."
"Do you know that men are left and women are right?"
"What does male left and female right have to do with this?"
Lin Xuan glanced at her, "Do you remember what the contract looks like? Party A is on the left, and Party B is on the right."
The choked little girl stared wide-eyed, and probably couldn't find any words to refute his fallacious reasoning for a while, so she simply pretended, "I don't care, I want Party A anyway."
"No, the rules cannot be broken." Lin Xuan shook his head while typing.
"You set the rules?" Jiang Qianyu stared at him ferociously, and couldn't help but want to grab the pillow again.
Lin Xuan sighed, "Well, let's take a step back, instead of Party A and Party B, replace it with the man and the woman, isn't there a problem?"
Jiang Qianyu blinked her big bright eyes, vaguely feeling that something was wrong, but she didn't want to understand what was wrong. Before she could figure it out, Lin Xuan had already revised it. Jiang Qianyu looked carefully again, pointing out a few text traps. He came out and asked him to revise his words before he nodded.
"Ok."
Lin Xuan saved and renamed the revised "Family Rules", and said, "Okay, you can print it."
It is approaching noon and the sun is shining brightly, so Jiang Qianyu naturally refused to go out to print, "You go."
Lin Xuan frowned and said, "Is it okay for me to code each word?"
Xiao Nizi took it for granted, "So, you coded it out, of course you should print it."
Lin Xuan took a breath, "Can you be reasonable?"
Jiang Qianyu's eyes widened, "Can you be a little more graceful?"
After staring at each other childishly for two seconds, Lin Xuan suggested, "How about saving it in electronic version?"
Xiao Nizi glanced up and thought for less than half a second, "Okay."
After thinking about it, he added: "Then I will lock it with a password, otherwise what if you tamper with it?"
Lin Xuan squinted at her and said, "Then what if you tamper with it?"
"how is this possible?"
Jiang Qianyu sneered, as if he had heard some joke, "You think I'm you?"
"half each."
Lin Xuan was too lazy to argue with her, he was too naive, and suggested: "You enter the four-character password first, and then I will enter four more. In this way, no one can tamper with it."
Jiang Qianyu thought about it, and felt that this method was indeed fair, so she nodded.
Lin Xuan picked up the computer and handed it to her, then turned around and said, "You lose first, I won't read it."
Jiang Qianyu looked at his back suspiciously, and always felt that this guy was acting a little abnormally. He was the one who suggested this clause, so there must be some kind of conspiracy. How could he be so fair?
But after thinking about it, there was nothing wrong, so she thought about it, entered four numbers, and said, "Okay."
Lin Xuan turned around after hearing the words, took the computer over, then glared at her and said, "Be more conscious."
Xiao Nizi snorted and turned around.
Lin Xuan saw that she had turned her back, so he decisively deleted the password she had just entered, and then quickly re-entered the eight-digit password, saying: "Okay."
He turned the computer around and showed Xiao Nizi the eight-digit password displayed as a black dot on the screen, and then he was sure, and locked the file. If he wants to modify the file, he must first enter the correct password just work.
After saving the document, Lin Xuan looked at Jiang Qianyu again and said, "This is not a matter of a day or two. The terms and conditions have been laid out, and you will not be allowed to renege on the debt."
"You make sure you can do it first."
The little girl who wasn't worried that she would renege on her bill pouted, got up and went back to her room.
Lin Xuan also let out a "tch", went back to the room with the notebook in his arms, then immediately turned on the computer and began to revise one by one.
"'Rental contract terms' changed to 'cohabitation contract terms', um, it's really pleasing to the eye."
"Male party Lin Xuan and female party Jiang Qianyu, don't change this for the time being, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, this, public health... Forget it, you can't lose the big because of small things."
"This article has to be changed. Without Lin Xuan's permission, Jiang Qianyu is not allowed to bring people here without permission, not to meet with the opposite sex alone, and not to have too deep contact with the opposite sex in any form, including but not limited to meeting and chatting online and in reality... this Is it too much?"
"Well... okay, what's too much? Well, no, just change it like this."
"I have to add one thing here, Jiang Qianyu is not allowed to lock the door without Lin Xuan's permission, um... In this way, if there is any accident or danger, I can rush over to help as soon as possible."
"Do you want to change this? Well, if Lin Xuan is in a bad mood or in a good mood, and occasionally does some friendly behavior to express his feelings, Jiang Qianyu is not allowed to interpret maliciously, fight back violently, or resist... Uh, will this be too much? Too much?"
"Well... okay, what's too much? Well, no, just change it like this."
I feel like my head is empty, and I can’t keep up with the next plot. It takes a bit of preparation when the curtain opens. I’ll update it today, and I’ll make it up tomorrow~~
(End of this chapter)
After being called to stop, Xiao Nizi turned around and heard Lin Xuan solemnly say that he would list the terms of the family rules. She looked at him like she was looking at a fool, and she didn't bother to say anything, and "huh" escaped from her nose. With a loud sound, after expressing his disgust and contempt, he turned around and left.
"What's your reaction?"
Lin Xuan, who had just changed his slippers, walked to the sofa, pointed to the living room, kitchen, and bathroom, "Who will cook the meals, who will mop the floor, who will wash the clothes, and who will clean the toilet... Don't these things have to be agreed in advance? Otherwise, with my love of cleanliness, wouldn't I be responsible for everything inside and out?"
Jiang Qianyu looked back at him. If it was the past, no matter who was doing the housework, it would definitely be pushed to Lin Xuan now, but now he walked back with a blank expression, as if he was doing business, and wanted to When negotiating, let's talk about the matter first, so as not to get involved in the future.
"You sit down first."
Lin Xuan sat down on the sofa, then pointed to the side, Jiang Qianyu snorted, and sat down on the imperial concubine seat far away from him, as if avoiding the plague.
Lin Xuan didn't mind either. When she saw her sitting down, he coughed and said, "Eat breakfast at home, and basically have lunch at school. Dinner depends on the situation... If I cook, you will be in charge of washing the dishes."
Jiang Qianyu nodded, thinking that this guy is quite conscientious, because she doesn't know how to cook, and she doesn't like to eat out all the time. In this way, one cooks and the other washes the dishes, each performs his own duties, and no one owes anyone.
As soon as this thought came to mind, Lin Xuan's expression softened slightly, when Lin Xuan continued: "Because I cook, you are responsible for public health."
Xiao Nizi couldn't help but widen her eyes slightly, and immediately felt that her thoughts just now were too kind and naive. This is related to the amount of labor in the future, and she must not agree to such an unequal treaty. She immediately retorted: "You cook I've done the dishes, so why should I be more responsible for public health?"
Lin Xuan looked at her and said, "Can this be the same? You are only in charge of washing the dishes, while I have to buy and wash vegetables, and I also need to consider what to eat, nutrition, whether it suits your taste..."
The workload of cooking and washing dishes is indeed unequal, but Jiang Qianyu obviously won't admit it, "According to you, I have to collect the dishes and put water to dry them... Cooking is cooking, you cook, I Washing the dishes, that's fair enough, you can't put other things together."
Lin Xuan sighed helplessly, "Okay, we take turns doing public health, each person for a week, starting with you."
Jiang Qianyu glared at him and said, "Why not start with you?"
Lin Xuan stared back: "Then you cook and I wash the dishes?"
Only then did Jiang Qianyu snort, and stop dwelling on this issue, "We still have to regulate the workload and cleaning frequency, otherwise I will mop the floor every day, and if you don't mop once a week, the dirt will die."
Lin Xuan gave her a thumbs up, "Okay, great."
Xiao Nizi rolled her eyes, her disgusted expression was like that of Lin Xuan who calmly said that he would sit down for normal operation after every exciting operation in the live broadcast, his acting skills were very exaggerated.
Lin Xuan continued, "Without the other party's permission, you can't bring other people here."
Jiang Qianyu glanced at him first, then nodded, then glanced at him again with suspicious eyes, "Then if you are like Zhao Han, you will come tonight, and you deliberately refuse to agree, or use this to blackmail me?"
Lin Xuan glared at her and said, "Who do you think I am? Am I that shameless?"
Xiao Nizi nodded seriously.
Lin Xuan: "..."
He waved his hand helplessly, "I don't care if you bring the girl I know."
"Why do you want to know?"
"What if she approached you intentionally with bad intentions towards me?"
Jiang Qianyu rolled her eyes and let out a disdainful "tss".
Lin Xuan went on to the next item, "Come back on time every day. If you have something to do, you must tell me in advance. When you report the time, place, and relationship between people, you must answer the phone, you must reply to the message, you must..."
Before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by Xiao Nizi, "Why?"
Lin Xuan said calmly: "I will call my mother to complain."
"you……"
Jiang Qianyu's eyes widened, feeling that this bastard had refreshed her understanding of shamelessness again, she snorted angrily, feeling that this guy couldn't always ask for conditions, so she countered: "Don't throw your personal belongings around. put."
Lin Xuan nodded, "I was just about to say this, especially when you hang your clothes, put away your bras and panties by yourself, don't turn around and rely on me if you can't find them."
Xiao Nizi, who had completely underestimated his shamelessness, blushed like blood with shame, and the rigid indifference she tried to maintain finally failed, she grabbed the pillow and smashed it on his head.
"This one has to... bah, plus, domestic violence is not allowed."
After finally waiting for her to give up, Lin Xuan spat out a piece of snow-white fluff in his mouth at some point, and pointed to the cheek that was hit two days ago, "This kind of tragedy will never be allowed to happen again."
"you deserve it!"
Jiang Qianyu, who was still annoyed, gave him a hard look, wondering if he had thought of something, but he didn't do it again. Just as he was about to add the premise of "domestic violence", Lin Xuan got up and said: "Remember what you just said first. Come down...you wait, I'll get the computer."
He went back to the room and took a notebook out, put it on the coffee table, opened the document, and listed all the items just now.
Jiang Qianyu kept a distance from him and leaned over to look at the screen, just glanced at it, and hummed: "Why are you Party A? No, I am Party A, and you are Party B."
"Do you know that men are left and women are right?"
"What does male left and female right have to do with this?"
Lin Xuan glanced at her, "Do you remember what the contract looks like? Party A is on the left, and Party B is on the right."
The choked little girl stared wide-eyed, and probably couldn't find any words to refute his fallacious reasoning for a while, so she simply pretended, "I don't care, I want Party A anyway."
"No, the rules cannot be broken." Lin Xuan shook his head while typing.
"You set the rules?" Jiang Qianyu stared at him ferociously, and couldn't help but want to grab the pillow again.
Lin Xuan sighed, "Well, let's take a step back, instead of Party A and Party B, replace it with the man and the woman, isn't there a problem?"
Jiang Qianyu blinked her big bright eyes, vaguely feeling that something was wrong, but she didn't want to understand what was wrong. Before she could figure it out, Lin Xuan had already revised it. Jiang Qianyu looked carefully again, pointing out a few text traps. He came out and asked him to revise his words before he nodded.
"Ok."
Lin Xuan saved and renamed the revised "Family Rules", and said, "Okay, you can print it."
It is approaching noon and the sun is shining brightly, so Jiang Qianyu naturally refused to go out to print, "You go."
Lin Xuan frowned and said, "Is it okay for me to code each word?"
Xiao Nizi took it for granted, "So, you coded it out, of course you should print it."
Lin Xuan took a breath, "Can you be reasonable?"
Jiang Qianyu's eyes widened, "Can you be a little more graceful?"
After staring at each other childishly for two seconds, Lin Xuan suggested, "How about saving it in electronic version?"
Xiao Nizi glanced up and thought for less than half a second, "Okay."
After thinking about it, he added: "Then I will lock it with a password, otherwise what if you tamper with it?"
Lin Xuan squinted at her and said, "Then what if you tamper with it?"
"how is this possible?"
Jiang Qianyu sneered, as if he had heard some joke, "You think I'm you?"
"half each."
Lin Xuan was too lazy to argue with her, he was too naive, and suggested: "You enter the four-character password first, and then I will enter four more. In this way, no one can tamper with it."
Jiang Qianyu thought about it, and felt that this method was indeed fair, so she nodded.
Lin Xuan picked up the computer and handed it to her, then turned around and said, "You lose first, I won't read it."
Jiang Qianyu looked at his back suspiciously, and always felt that this guy was acting a little abnormally. He was the one who suggested this clause, so there must be some kind of conspiracy. How could he be so fair?
But after thinking about it, there was nothing wrong, so she thought about it, entered four numbers, and said, "Okay."
Lin Xuan turned around after hearing the words, took the computer over, then glared at her and said, "Be more conscious."
Xiao Nizi snorted and turned around.
Lin Xuan saw that she had turned her back, so he decisively deleted the password she had just entered, and then quickly re-entered the eight-digit password, saying: "Okay."
He turned the computer around and showed Xiao Nizi the eight-digit password displayed as a black dot on the screen, and then he was sure, and locked the file. If he wants to modify the file, he must first enter the correct password just work.
After saving the document, Lin Xuan looked at Jiang Qianyu again and said, "This is not a matter of a day or two. The terms and conditions have been laid out, and you will not be allowed to renege on the debt."
"You make sure you can do it first."
The little girl who wasn't worried that she would renege on her bill pouted, got up and went back to her room.
Lin Xuan also let out a "tch", went back to the room with the notebook in his arms, then immediately turned on the computer and began to revise one by one.
"'Rental contract terms' changed to 'cohabitation contract terms', um, it's really pleasing to the eye."
"Male party Lin Xuan and female party Jiang Qianyu, don't change this for the time being, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, this, public health... Forget it, you can't lose the big because of small things."
"This article has to be changed. Without Lin Xuan's permission, Jiang Qianyu is not allowed to bring people here without permission, not to meet with the opposite sex alone, and not to have too deep contact with the opposite sex in any form, including but not limited to meeting and chatting online and in reality... this Is it too much?"
"Well... okay, what's too much? Well, no, just change it like this."
"I have to add one thing here, Jiang Qianyu is not allowed to lock the door without Lin Xuan's permission, um... In this way, if there is any accident or danger, I can rush over to help as soon as possible."
"Do you want to change this? Well, if Lin Xuan is in a bad mood or in a good mood, and occasionally does some friendly behavior to express his feelings, Jiang Qianyu is not allowed to interpret maliciously, fight back violently, or resist... Uh, will this be too much? Too much?"
"Well... okay, what's too much? Well, no, just change it like this."
I feel like my head is empty, and I can’t keep up with the next plot. It takes a bit of preparation when the curtain opens. I’ll update it today, and I’ll make it up tomorrow~~
(End of this chapter)
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