Grim Reaper Red Packet

Chapter 107
Say the important thing three times.

can not say?
It's just a death beard, what can't be said about it?
Grabbing the red envelopes and snatching a death beard, at that moment, Wei Wuji's mood was similar to that of going to the Philippines.

But then it occurred to him that he could get some of Wolverine's abilities from Wolverine's bone claws, and maybe he could also get some of Death's abilities from Death's beard.

Wei Wuji: Why can't you say it?

Reaper: Because they don't know I grow a beard.

Wei Wuji: So what if we know?Reaper, you are not a eunuch, so it's strange that you don't grow a beard, right?

Grim Reaper: Lao Tzu is a skeleton (angry expression)
Wei Wuji: If you don’t say it, don’t say it, why are you angry, really (eye expression)
Reaper: You were chosen last, and this beard is your compensation.

Wei Wuji: Then why didn't you send it to me privately?

Reaper: Test to see if they dare to snatch my red envelope.

Wei Wuji saw black lines all over his head, and felt that the god of death was always idle all day long.

Grim Reaper: The next red envelope is a bad luck red envelope, don't grab it (goodbye emoji)

It was good luck to grab the red envelopes twice, and the next time Shinigami gives out red envelopes, he will definitely have to grab it again, thanks to the advance notice from Shinigami, otherwise it will be miserable.

Wei Wuji clicked into the red envelope group again, ready to watch a good show.

But I saw those group of friends guessing what was in the red envelope that the god of death just now.

Tang Sanzang: The poor monk guessed that the god of death sent a stinky kiss, and now Wuji was already dizzy from the smell.

Hulk: I guess it's a red envelope, that kid is dead.

Jiang Ziya: The old man did the math, and there was nothing in that red envelope.

Iron Man: Judging by my superior intelligence, it is definitely the god of death.

Wolverine: Tony, can you stop talking about poop?
Thor: Let’s say you went to fight Death, what’s the result?

Spider-Man: I didn't see the Grim Reaper, I only encountered two lumps of cow dung.

Iron Man: It seems that you are lucky, you will not be hungry.

Wolverine: Fortunately, I was prepared and brought two dogs, haha!

Wei Wuji: Wolves also have the habits of dogs, Spiderman, it is wise for you to go with Wolverine.

Tang Sanzang: The poor monk fully agrees with this statement.

Iron Man: Agreed.

Hulk: Agreed.

Even Iron Man and the Hulk agreed with his point of view, which is indeed too surprising.

Wolverine: Wei Wuji, you have the guts to challenge me one-on-one (angry expression)
Wei Wuji: Sure, I'll wait for you at the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain, come if you can.

Tang Sanzang: Wuji, you are not kind, how can you deceive Wukong?

Sun Wukong: My old Sun is feeling itchy, if you want to find someone to beat you, just come, hehe!
Tang Sanzang: Thinking back, Wuji was such a good god, but Wukong was spoiled by you, it's really sad!

Wei Wuji: Am I a god too?

Wei Wuji was really frightened. He checked the information of Lord Xinling in the Warring States Period.

People in later generations did enshrine Lord Xinling as a god, and built a shrine to Lord Xinling, but they didn't mention the priesthood.

hum!
At this moment, the red envelope of the god of death popped out.

Although Wei Wuji's hands were itchy, when he saw the red envelope, he couldn't help but want to grab it, but with the warning from the god of death, he finally restrained himself from stretching his fingers.

The red envelope was snatched within three seconds, and Tang Seng was honored to be the luck king again.

Wei Wuji clicked to check everyone's luck. There are five red envelopes this time. The god of death did not lie, it is indeed a bad luck red envelope.

The bad luck this time is a bit strange, except for zombie jumping, any form of movement will be thrown and eaten. Shit.

Tang Seng, the king of luck, grabbed ten days of bad luck.

Followed by Thor, also grabbed five days.

Then came Spider-Man and Wolverine, each grabbing two days.

The last is Monkey King, who only grabbed one day.

The 20-day bad luck red envelope was divided among these five people.

Tang Sanzang: What kind of bad luck is this? A poor monk can meditate without moving for a thousand years. It’s a trivial matter for ten days (satisfied expression)

Thor: Although I can do without moving, the five days are a bit long and challenging.

Spider-Man: Logan, I'm used to climbing walls, I'm afraid I'm going to be unlucky.

Wolverine: I happened to be traveling far away in a hurry, what a pity.

Sun Wukong: My old grandson has been thrown three hundred times.

Tang Sanzang: This is too impatient, haha!
Tried three hundred times in an instant?
Wei Wuji's head is full of black lines, Brother Hou's temper is really... masochistic!

The group of friends who didn't get the bad luck red envelope jumped out one after another, laughing wildly at Monkey King.

Iron Man, in particular, ridiculed to his heart's content, but he didn't dare to laugh at Monkey King, and kept laughing at Thor, Spider-Man and Wolverine.

Sun Wukong: You god of death, last time you secretly came to harvest my head, this time you made me fall a thousand times, let's see how my old grandson will deal with you! @grim Reaper
In just a short while, the number of wrestling rose from three hundred to one thousand?
Wei Wuji immediately sympathized with Brother Hou very much.

Although he only got one day of bad luck, if he counts the final number of wrestlings, Brother Hou will definitely blow up all the friends.

Tang Sanzang: Wukong, just calm down for a while, if you keep falling like this, your teacher will feel sorry for you.

Sun Wukong: I always thought that this God of Reaper was transformed by the Bone Demon. This time, I will beat him to pieces!
Wei Wuji: Brother Hou, if you really can't sit still, you can try zombie jumping.

Sun Wukong: How can my old grandson use such ugly moving methods? (angry expression)
Wei Wuji was speechless, he wanted to say that your monkey walk would not go anywhere, but he didn't dare to say it, lest Brother Monkey would suddenly appear and hit him with a stick on the forehead, that would be a sad reminder.

Wolverine: This Grim Reaper is too useless, even dare not fight when called to fight by a monkey, I want to quit the group!
Spider-Man: This place is too bad, I want to quit!

Iron Man: Quit your asses, who can quit?

It turns out that everyone can't withdraw from the group, the god of death is really tricky.

Death: Zhan Buddha, since you want to fight, I have no choice but to fight, but this time, I must find a fair place.

Sun Wukong: Fair place?
Reaper: I went to Huaguo Mountain last time, but I forced to break through the enchantment of your world, and my ability was greatly reduced, so I would lose. If you come to my site, you will have the same problem, so I must find you I will not be affected by the place.

Sun Wukong: This is simple. I will invite Tathagata to reopen the fighting arena in the future. In the fighting arena, all walks of life communicate with each other, and we will be able to fight happily.

Grim Reaper: Let me know when it's done, I'll flash in advance!
Sun Wukong: The thousandth and first wrestling, alas, it seems that I really have to jump to Lingshan like a zombie, it's too embarrassing!
This monkey is so impatient, he really can't wait for a moment!

Sun Wukong called for a fight, and the god of death responded. This battle instantly excited all the group members.

Having tried the power of Monkey King and witnessed the horror of death, all the friends are looking forward to this battle.

After a while, the group was divided into two camps.

The Shenzhou God and Buddha Group composed of Tang Sanzang and others are 100% optimistic about Monkey King beating Death.

The Western superhero group composed of Iron Man and others is optimistic that the god of death will harvest Monkey King's monkey head with a sickle.

Seeing them arguing endlessly in the group, and at the end of the argument, all kinds of obscenities were uttered, Wei Wuji felt bored and quit the red envelope group, only hoping that this battle would come soon.

Just as she was about to check the death beard, Niu Tingting's scream came from the bedroom.

(End of this chapter)