Grim Reaper Red Packet

Chapter 136
"Master, can I stay here alone for a while?"

If you want to try, you have to get rid of the Zen Tibetan Master first.

"The benefactor, please!"

Master Chanzang clasped his hands together, turned and walked out.

Wei Wuji turned around and watched, his eyes pierced through the wall, and saw Master Chanzang walking all the way to the thatched hut next to the side hall, washed his hands, and started to make tea.

Sure enough, he was an eminent monk, and he didn't even take a peek.

Wei Wuji felt ashamed of his villainous heart, and then looked at the big "Wei" character, jumped up suddenly, and bumped his head, with a clang, the whole Buddha statue shook violently.

But he didn't enter the so-called secret path, and was bounced back to the ground. He touched his sore forehead, and felt that he was a fool. He was obviously played by Brother Monkey.

"Brother Monkey, I tried it, but it didn't work!"

Wei Wuji held his breath and did not attack.

"Maybe I misremembered, try the next word!"

Sun Wukong replied.

"Brother Monkey, if it's still wrong this time, I'm going to pee on your Buddha statue."

Wei Wuji threatened.

"My grandson used to urinate in the Tathagata's palm all those years ago. It's just a bronze Buddha statue, so it's okay!"

Sun Wukong didn't care. Looking back on those years, he couldn't help laughing.

However, what is cheating is that Wei Wuji tried the other four characters, but he still couldn't enter the so-called secret path, and he bumped his forehead with severe pain, which was unspeakable.

"Maybe I misremembered, let me study it carefully."

Sun Wukong's research disappeared.

Wei Wuji rubbed his forehead and walked out of the main hall, knowing that Brother Hou was deliberately punishing him. Being a fairy Buddha seemed to be boring every day. For example, Nezha just made fun of giving out red envelopes.

Master Chanzang has made tea.

The two sat in the pavilion on the top of the mountain, tasting tea and discussing Zen, feeling contented.

Fortunately, he had been familiar with the Tripitaka, so Wei Wuji could have a happy chat with Master Chanzang.

Master Chanzang deeply believed in the existence of Sun Wukong, the Fighting and Victorious Buddha, and naturally also believed in the existence of Zhantan Gongde Buddha. When he heard that the scripture was written by Tang Seng, he regarded it as a treasure.

Wei Wuji took a look, and immediately took out a hundred copies, and presented them to Master Chanzang, who asked him to pass them on to other eminent Buddhist monks.

Master Chanzang was so excited that he almost fainted.

After descending the mountain, Wei Wuji looked back at the top of the mountain. Brother Hou's temple is so poor that it must be repaired as soon as possible.

Just as he was about to go back to school, he received a call from Xia Zhongru.

He went to Xia's house for dinner again, and hung up the phone. Wei Wuji shook his head helplessly. Seeing that it was still early, he slowly walked towards Zhongru Peak.

hum!
In the death red envelope group, someone suddenly @ him, clicked in to see, it was Nezha.

Nezha: Wuji, can you return that fairy clothes to me? @Wei Wuji

Fairy clothes?

It should be the butterfly fairy clothes of the butterfly fairy Mu Tiandie!

At that time, I snatched it and planned to give it to Niu Tingting, but because I was busy building the foundation, I forgot, but how can I return the things I snatched!
Wei Wuji: I have already given away that clothes.

Nezha: Huh?

Nezha: Did you give it away?
Nezha: Come back soon, no matter what that person wants, I will give it.

Seeing that Nezha is so urgent, I'm afraid he was entangled by Mu Tiandie.

It is not easy for Mu Tiandie to force Nezha into such a situation.

Wei Wuji: Third Prince, that man likes the bamboos in the Purple Bamboo Forest very much, go and chop a few to exchange.

Nezha: Well, it happens that the Bodhisattva is not at home these days, so I will secretly chop it up right away.

Wei Wuji was just teasing Nezha, but Nezha agreed without hesitation.

However, the purple bamboos in the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's purple bamboo forest are absolutely extraordinary bamboos, if you can get a few of them, it would be nice.

Nezha: How many sticks do you want?

Wei Wuji: Not many, just a thousand!
Nezha: Believe it or not, if the crown prince cuts you off, how much is a thousand roots worth? (angry expression)
How many Nezhas dared to chop them off, and if the Bodhisattva found out, they would scold him a few words and punish him to feed the fish and get rid of demons, but a thousand roots...

A thousand roots, how big a piece would have to be cut off!

Nezha froze in the clouds, unable to recover for a long time.

Wei Wuji could understand Nezha's mood at the moment, and made up his mind.

When Guanyin Bodhisattva returned home, he raised his eyes and saw that the purple bamboo forest was in a mess, and a large piece of the high-quality purple bamboo that had grown for countless years was cut off.

At that moment, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva will definitely be turned into a big bear and two bears.

Then Nezha became bald and strong in seconds, and was beaten terribly.

Nezha: Wuji, since I saved your life back then, you can just give me the fairy clothes!
Wei Wuji: You saved me?I don't know.

Nezha: It was a night with a red moon, and the mist was heavy. You went to Guanghan Palace with your face masked, planning to steal the clothes of the fairies in the palace, but you were discovered and chased and beaten by all the fairies.

Tang Sanzang: Third Prince, how can I remember that you were the one who went to steal, was chased and beaten by fairies, and reported to the Jade Emperor, who issued a notice of criticism and posted it all over the fairy world, so angry that your father insisted on picking it up Your skin, or Wuji persuaded your father to save you from the pain of flesh and blood!

Nezha: Merit Buddha, if you don’t speak, no one will think you are dumb (tearful expression)

Tang Sanzang: Many people say that, so good!

Wei Wuji wiped his sweat, this Nezha, he was full of lies, so he has to be more careful in the future.

Nezha: Wuji, my father still has a lot of good treasures, how about I steal them and exchange them with you, okay?

Tang Sanzang: Wuji, Li Tianwang has a bad temper. When the time comes to settle accounts with you, you can't stand it.

Wei Wuji: Thank you, master, for reminding me!

Nezha: I really want to hit the Qiankun ring hard on that bald head a few times.

Tang Sanzang: Third Prince, are you talking about the poor monk’s bald head? (questioning expression)
Nezha: The prince is talking about whoever answers!

Jiang Ziya: Fairy Butterfly has a hot temper, Nezha, you are full, why mess with her?
Nezha: Grandpa save me (countless pitiful expressions)
Jiang Ziya: The old man has an idea that allows you to transfer the disaster to Wuji.

Nezha: Hurry up, Hurry up!
Wei Wuji: Grandpa Jiang, you have to think clearly before speaking!
Jiang Ziya: This...

Jiang Ziya: The old man suddenly remembered that Master Taiyi was looking for the old man to play chess.

Nezha: Nonsense, my master obviously accompanied Nuwa on the north tour.

But Jiang Ziya no longer made any movement.

Tang Sanzang: Wuji, this little Nezha just needs to be cleaned up. Don't give him that fairy clothes.

Nezha: I never realized that you, a monk, have such a vicious heart!
Wei Wuji: Third Prince, I don’t want much. Either ten gourds of the elixir refined by Taishang Laojun, or a thousand purple bamboos of Avalokitesvara. Choose one of the two. I’m easy to talk to, right?

Nezha: What a talker!

Wei Wuji: If you scold me again, I will set Xianyi on fire.

Nezha: Don’t, I’ll figure out a solution (crying emoji)
Tang Sanzang: I am in a good mood today, the poor monk should go out for a stroll.

Seeing Nezha being punished, Tang Seng was overjoyed.

Wei Wuji was about to quit the red envelope group, but Iron Man appeared.

Iron Man: I found a good place. The girls here are fair and beautiful, with protruding and curved backs. My treat, will you come? @Wei Wuji

Wei Wuji: I won't come here if I have something to do. If I have a chance to go to the United States in the future, find some more beautiful girls from yours to make up for me. By the way, I want something like Chili Pepper.

Iron Man: Pepper is unique.

Wei Wuji: Then the little chili will be fine.

Iron Man: Little Chili's kung fu is top-notch, you can't handle it.

Wei Wuji: It's okay, I can take medicine.

Iron Man: No matter how much medicine you take, the size will not change, hahaha!
Wei Wuji had black lines all over his face, ignored the rascal, looked at the time, and accelerated forward.

On the phone, Old Xia's voice was low, probably something serious happened.

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