Grim Reaper Red Packet
Chapter 146 Tang Monk Offers Bribes
Chapter 146 Tang Monk Offers Bribes
Tang Sanzang: Wuji, quickly agree @魏无宵
Wei Wuji only hesitated for a few breaths, Tang Seng was so anxious to circle him in the group.
Obviously, Tang Seng has a very urgent matter.
Wei Wuji agreed a bit, and Tang Seng's message immediately popped up.
Tang Sanzang: Wuji, the poor monk heard that the Jade Emperor paid for you to build a temple. Is there such a thing?
When Tang Seng asked this question, Wei Wuji couldn't figure out his intention.
Wei Wuji: Nothing, where did Master hear about it?
Tang Sanzang: Don't lie to the poor monk. The source of the poor monk's news is absolutely reliable. If you have such a good job, you will lose a lot if you sneak around.
A good job is indeed a good job, but where is the loss?
What's more, the Jade Emperor had told him to keep this matter secret, if it leaked out from his mouth, and the Jade Emperor would find someone else, it would be a big loss.
Tang Sanzang: The poor monk just got reliable information, so he came to discuss something with you, Wuji.
Wei Wuji: What's the matter?
Tang Sanzang: The World Honored One also contributed to the construction of the temple, so you can build a Taoist temple first, or a Buddhist temple first. Do you understand the meaning of the poor monk?
Wei Wuji: I don't understand!
In fact, the intention of Tang Seng's words is already very clear. It is to let Wei Wuji build Tang Seng's temple first. After all, the temple is built first, so he can enjoy the incense of the earth first.
Moreover, he enjoys much more incense than the immortal Buddha who repaired the temple at the end.
Tang Sanzang: Kong Kong treats you so well, and the poor monk is Kong Kong's master anyway. You help the poor monk build temples first, and the poor monk will let Kong Kong treat you better.
Wei Wuji: Master, it's not that I don't help you, but that what you said doesn't exist at all.
Tang Sanzang: Wuji, as long as you agree, the poor monk will never treat you badly.
The implication is that it will benefit Wei Wuji.
Damn it, this is naked bribery!
Wei Wuji's heart had already begun to flutter, and he finally understood the deep meaning of Tang Seng's previous words.
Repairing temples for immortals and Buddhas, such a beautiful job, if done secretly, the loss is comparable to the oil and water of the four oceans.
But seeing Tang Seng's urgency, Wei Wuji even pretended to be stupid.
Wei Wuji: I really don't know what the master is talking about.
Tang Sanzang: Let me put it this way, as long as you build the temple of the poor monk first, the poor monk will give you endless benefits.
Tang Sanzang: To put it bluntly, the poor monk wants to pay bribes!
Tang Sanzang: Amitabha, sin, sin!
In order to build the temple first, Tang Seng also worked hard.
There is a posture of risking everything.
Wei Wuji was so proud that he could make Tang Seng say such things. It is obvious that the benefits of building a temple first are endless for immortals and Buddhas.
Wei Wuji: Master, apart from a few scriptures, what else can you give me?
Tang Sanzang: How can a poor monk have no savings after becoming a Buddha for thousands of years?
Wei Wuji: Tell me, there are some good things there.
Tang Seng was over there, scratching his bald head in anger.
Judging by Wei Wuji's attitude, nine out of ten he was preparing for the lion to open his mouth.
Tang Seng didn't dare to tell the treasures he owned, for fear that if he said one, Wei Wuji would want one, and in the end even his underwear would have to be tricked by Wei Wuji.
Tang Sanzang: There are fairy wine, fairy fruit, and some fairy artifacts.
Wei Wuji: I want them all, what else?
Tang Sanzang: Are these not enough (tearful expression)
Wei Wuji: If you really want to build a temple, Tathagata Buddha and the founding Yuanling should be at the top, then Qingling Kongming, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, Manjusri Bodhisattva, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, etc., and then Sanqing Wait, it's Master's turn, I'm afraid it won't be easy!
Tang Sanzang: (Countless tears emoji)
There are too many important figures on the top of this head, and they can't be ranked.
As Wei Wuji said, when it was his turn, the day lily would be cold even after being heated a thousand times.
Tang Monk's heart ached like a twist, and he wanted to cry but had no tears.
In fact, Tang Seng's move is completely superfluous. Now Wei Wuji has some spare money on hand, and plans to build Monkey King's ruined temple first, and then it will be Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie's turn.
However, Tang Seng's sudden appearance made Wei Wuji see countless treasures flying towards him.
Even if there is a cornucopia, it can't hold it.
Wei Wuji: Master, let me remind you again, in fact, it doesn't have to be real objects, such as spells, etc. are also fine!
Tang Sanzang: Magic?Poor monks can chant scriptures.
Alas, perhaps in the world of Buddhism, Tang Seng is the poorest Buddha.
Wei Wuji: If the treasures are not enough, then we can only go to the back row.
Wei Wuji strikes while the iron is hot, crazily exciting.
Tang's monk: Wuji, save a good seat, and the poor monk will get you something better.
When Wei Wuji mentioned it, Tang Seng immediately thought of what would be the best way to bribe Wei Wuji.
Wei Wuji chuckled, and if there was fat meat delivered to his door, it would be for nothing if he didn't slaughter it.
No one cares about Nezha stealing in the fairy world. He is just fishing for some oil and water.
The next day, Wei Wuji took a car early in the morning and returned to Yuanshui's home.
Dried fish, dog meat, fruits, etc., almost filled the kitchen.
Wei Zhonghai and Li Fang looked at each other, worrying in their hearts, these things must be hidden well, if the Wei family finds out, they will have to eat and walk around.
"Dad, Mom, these are good things, even if you have money, you can't buy them. You must eat them. Don't give them away!"
Wei Wuji knew that his mother was a warm-hearted person, and if she couldn't finish eating, she would definitely give it to the neighbors.
These foods, no matter how long they are left, they will not rot, so they can be eaten slowly.
Wei Wuji grabbed two more large boxes, one box contained wine, both white and red, all of which were premium products of Taoyuan Group, and the market price of each bottle was more than [-].
These wines were taken from my elder brother when I delivered the flat peaches to my elder brother before dawn.
In another carton, there were only six flat peaches.
Each flat peach is as big as two human fists, rosy in white, and exudes a strong fragrance.
This flat peach contains a small amount of aura.
In addition, there is a little almost imperceptible mysterious substance.
Maybe the grade of the flat peach is not enough, or maybe the quality of the flat peach has changed in the human world. If you eat this flat peach, you will prolong your life at most, but you will never live forever.
Under Wei Wuji's coercion, Wei Zhonghai and Li Fang each ate three of them, and they were a little full, so they skipped lunch.
Wei Wuji only stayed at home for over an hour before taking the afternoon car and returning to Jinzhou.
When the car drove into Jinzhou city, it was already dark.
The last two flat peaches are left, and they can be shared with Niu Tingting soon.
In the taxi, Wei Wuji called Niu Tingting.
But no one answered the phone.
It could be that she is taking a shower.
"Old Wei, come to school quickly, there is a good show to watch!"
But Zhao Cheng called suddenly, almost screaming excitedly.
"I'm busy, I'm not free!"
Wei Wuji flatly refused.
"Hold the sun, you are the main character in this show, if you don't come, it will be meaningless."
Zhao Cheng scolded.
"Old Zhao, can you stop being a fool?"
Wei Wuji only felt that it must be those three peaches, and suddenly had a whim, and wanted to treat him.
When they came home in the morning, Sanketao also called, hoping that Wei Wuji could have a treat at noon, but when they learned that Wei Wuji had returned home, they all sweared.
"It's just downstairs in our dormitory, hurry up, be a man, don't keep the beauty waiting."
Zhao Cheng said and hung up the phone.
Anyway, I'm going to school, so it doesn't hurt to have a look.
If the three peaches dare to mess around, they must be cut to death.
Go to school and call Niu Tingting, and walk to Hongzhi Building together.
(End of this chapter)
Tang Sanzang: Wuji, quickly agree @魏无宵
Wei Wuji only hesitated for a few breaths, Tang Seng was so anxious to circle him in the group.
Obviously, Tang Seng has a very urgent matter.
Wei Wuji agreed a bit, and Tang Seng's message immediately popped up.
Tang Sanzang: Wuji, the poor monk heard that the Jade Emperor paid for you to build a temple. Is there such a thing?
When Tang Seng asked this question, Wei Wuji couldn't figure out his intention.
Wei Wuji: Nothing, where did Master hear about it?
Tang Sanzang: Don't lie to the poor monk. The source of the poor monk's news is absolutely reliable. If you have such a good job, you will lose a lot if you sneak around.
A good job is indeed a good job, but where is the loss?
What's more, the Jade Emperor had told him to keep this matter secret, if it leaked out from his mouth, and the Jade Emperor would find someone else, it would be a big loss.
Tang Sanzang: The poor monk just got reliable information, so he came to discuss something with you, Wuji.
Wei Wuji: What's the matter?
Tang Sanzang: The World Honored One also contributed to the construction of the temple, so you can build a Taoist temple first, or a Buddhist temple first. Do you understand the meaning of the poor monk?
Wei Wuji: I don't understand!
In fact, the intention of Tang Seng's words is already very clear. It is to let Wei Wuji build Tang Seng's temple first. After all, the temple is built first, so he can enjoy the incense of the earth first.
Moreover, he enjoys much more incense than the immortal Buddha who repaired the temple at the end.
Tang Sanzang: Kong Kong treats you so well, and the poor monk is Kong Kong's master anyway. You help the poor monk build temples first, and the poor monk will let Kong Kong treat you better.
Wei Wuji: Master, it's not that I don't help you, but that what you said doesn't exist at all.
Tang Sanzang: Wuji, as long as you agree, the poor monk will never treat you badly.
The implication is that it will benefit Wei Wuji.
Damn it, this is naked bribery!
Wei Wuji's heart had already begun to flutter, and he finally understood the deep meaning of Tang Seng's previous words.
Repairing temples for immortals and Buddhas, such a beautiful job, if done secretly, the loss is comparable to the oil and water of the four oceans.
But seeing Tang Seng's urgency, Wei Wuji even pretended to be stupid.
Wei Wuji: I really don't know what the master is talking about.
Tang Sanzang: Let me put it this way, as long as you build the temple of the poor monk first, the poor monk will give you endless benefits.
Tang Sanzang: To put it bluntly, the poor monk wants to pay bribes!
Tang Sanzang: Amitabha, sin, sin!
In order to build the temple first, Tang Seng also worked hard.
There is a posture of risking everything.
Wei Wuji was so proud that he could make Tang Seng say such things. It is obvious that the benefits of building a temple first are endless for immortals and Buddhas.
Wei Wuji: Master, apart from a few scriptures, what else can you give me?
Tang Sanzang: How can a poor monk have no savings after becoming a Buddha for thousands of years?
Wei Wuji: Tell me, there are some good things there.
Tang Seng was over there, scratching his bald head in anger.
Judging by Wei Wuji's attitude, nine out of ten he was preparing for the lion to open his mouth.
Tang Seng didn't dare to tell the treasures he owned, for fear that if he said one, Wei Wuji would want one, and in the end even his underwear would have to be tricked by Wei Wuji.
Tang Sanzang: There are fairy wine, fairy fruit, and some fairy artifacts.
Wei Wuji: I want them all, what else?
Tang Sanzang: Are these not enough (tearful expression)
Wei Wuji: If you really want to build a temple, Tathagata Buddha and the founding Yuanling should be at the top, then Qingling Kongming, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, Manjusri Bodhisattva, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, etc., and then Sanqing Wait, it's Master's turn, I'm afraid it won't be easy!
Tang Sanzang: (Countless tears emoji)
There are too many important figures on the top of this head, and they can't be ranked.
As Wei Wuji said, when it was his turn, the day lily would be cold even after being heated a thousand times.
Tang Monk's heart ached like a twist, and he wanted to cry but had no tears.
In fact, Tang Seng's move is completely superfluous. Now Wei Wuji has some spare money on hand, and plans to build Monkey King's ruined temple first, and then it will be Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie's turn.
However, Tang Seng's sudden appearance made Wei Wuji see countless treasures flying towards him.
Even if there is a cornucopia, it can't hold it.
Wei Wuji: Master, let me remind you again, in fact, it doesn't have to be real objects, such as spells, etc. are also fine!
Tang Sanzang: Magic?Poor monks can chant scriptures.
Alas, perhaps in the world of Buddhism, Tang Seng is the poorest Buddha.
Wei Wuji: If the treasures are not enough, then we can only go to the back row.
Wei Wuji strikes while the iron is hot, crazily exciting.
Tang's monk: Wuji, save a good seat, and the poor monk will get you something better.
When Wei Wuji mentioned it, Tang Seng immediately thought of what would be the best way to bribe Wei Wuji.
Wei Wuji chuckled, and if there was fat meat delivered to his door, it would be for nothing if he didn't slaughter it.
No one cares about Nezha stealing in the fairy world. He is just fishing for some oil and water.
The next day, Wei Wuji took a car early in the morning and returned to Yuanshui's home.
Dried fish, dog meat, fruits, etc., almost filled the kitchen.
Wei Zhonghai and Li Fang looked at each other, worrying in their hearts, these things must be hidden well, if the Wei family finds out, they will have to eat and walk around.
"Dad, Mom, these are good things, even if you have money, you can't buy them. You must eat them. Don't give them away!"
Wei Wuji knew that his mother was a warm-hearted person, and if she couldn't finish eating, she would definitely give it to the neighbors.
These foods, no matter how long they are left, they will not rot, so they can be eaten slowly.
Wei Wuji grabbed two more large boxes, one box contained wine, both white and red, all of which were premium products of Taoyuan Group, and the market price of each bottle was more than [-].
These wines were taken from my elder brother when I delivered the flat peaches to my elder brother before dawn.
In another carton, there were only six flat peaches.
Each flat peach is as big as two human fists, rosy in white, and exudes a strong fragrance.
This flat peach contains a small amount of aura.
In addition, there is a little almost imperceptible mysterious substance.
Maybe the grade of the flat peach is not enough, or maybe the quality of the flat peach has changed in the human world. If you eat this flat peach, you will prolong your life at most, but you will never live forever.
Under Wei Wuji's coercion, Wei Zhonghai and Li Fang each ate three of them, and they were a little full, so they skipped lunch.
Wei Wuji only stayed at home for over an hour before taking the afternoon car and returning to Jinzhou.
When the car drove into Jinzhou city, it was already dark.
The last two flat peaches are left, and they can be shared with Niu Tingting soon.
In the taxi, Wei Wuji called Niu Tingting.
But no one answered the phone.
It could be that she is taking a shower.
"Old Wei, come to school quickly, there is a good show to watch!"
But Zhao Cheng called suddenly, almost screaming excitedly.
"I'm busy, I'm not free!"
Wei Wuji flatly refused.
"Hold the sun, you are the main character in this show, if you don't come, it will be meaningless."
Zhao Cheng scolded.
"Old Zhao, can you stop being a fool?"
Wei Wuji only felt that it must be those three peaches, and suddenly had a whim, and wanted to treat him.
When they came home in the morning, Sanketao also called, hoping that Wei Wuji could have a treat at noon, but when they learned that Wei Wuji had returned home, they all sweared.
"It's just downstairs in our dormitory, hurry up, be a man, don't keep the beauty waiting."
Zhao Cheng said and hung up the phone.
Anyway, I'm going to school, so it doesn't hurt to have a look.
If the three peaches dare to mess around, they must be cut to death.
Go to school and call Niu Tingting, and walk to Hongzhi Building together.
(End of this chapter)
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