Grim Reaper Red Packet

Chapter 149 Fairy Wash Well, I'll Grab a Red Envelope
"A mother phoenix I raised back then was stabbed to death by my fifth uncle."

Mu Tiandie clenched his fists, and said in a hateful voice: "A spear that is hundreds of meters long, poke it in from the buttocks, and come out from the mouth..."

Wei Wuji could already imagine the tragic death of the mother phoenix, but he never thought that the fifth uncle back then would be so vicious.

Now Uncle Wu's abilities are limited, the imitation magic spell can calm him down temporarily, but maybe one day, uncle Wu will really turn from a black chicken into a phoenix, and he must get a real magic spell to be at ease.

"gross!"

Falling from the sky, the body is stained with too much dirt.

Mu Tiandie smelled a bad smell on her body, and hurriedly said: "Wuji, I want to take a bath, you avoid it!"

"I won't peek."

Sitting by the pool, Wei Wuji said

"You peeked at me taking a bath back then. After reincarnation, you must die hard."

But Mu Tiandie didn't believe Wei Wuji's nonsense, and stared at Wei Wuji fiercely.

In the death red envelope group, the black widow suddenly erupted, discussing with the group friends what kind of red envelope she should send.

"Fairy wash it well, I'll grab a red envelope!"

Wei Wuji stood up as he spoke, and quickly walked into the cave in the distance.

Mu Tiandie lightly jumped onto the huge lotus leaves of the nine-color lotus, waved her bare hands lightly, and a thick white mist filled the pool.

The white mist did not disperse, and surrounded the water pool.

Wei Wuji took a look at the entrance of the cave, but couldn't see anything, but when his consciousness moved, he could see clearly immediately.

Mu Tiandie was sitting on the lotus leaf, undressing.

After taking off the two fairy clothes, they were directly put into the treasure bag.

Mu Tiandie was only wearing a red bellyband, revealing her beautiful legs as white as jade, and her two feet were kicking water.

Wei Wuji suddenly became short of breath, completely forgetting to grab the black widow's red envelope.

After Mu Tiandie got used to the pond water, she reached out to untie her bellyband.

Look no further.

Wei Wuji slammed his forehead hard, and the clear picture disappeared immediately, only white mist surrounded him.

Hearing a plop, Wei Wuji used his cultivation and went to take a peek. Mu Tiandie had already swam behind the nine-color lotus.

The nine-color lotus has magical powers, even if Wei Wuji uses all his cultivation, he still cannot see clearly behind the flowers.

I rely on!

I rely on it!
Such a good opportunity just now, why do you want to ignore evil?

The words of Confucius are very harmful.

After Mu Tiandie discovered the magic of the nine-color lotus, she hid behind and took a bath with peace of mind.

The sound of rushing water kept coming to Wei Wuji's ears, but it was a pity that he could only hear the sound and could not see the picture, which was too painful.

In the Reaper red envelope group, even though Black Widow didn't send out any red envelopes, she managed to create a rhythm.

Wei Wuji: Black Widow, how many men have you slept with? @black widow

The group of friends who were forcing the black widow to give out red envelopes kept quiet for a moment.

Iron Man: That's a good question, and it's worth discussing.

Black Widow: Good question, I can't remember myself.

Wei Wuji was taken aback for a moment, thinking that the Black Widow would get angry when he asked such a question, but she didn't expect that instead of being angry, she would take the initiative to count the number.

It can be calculated, but there is no exact number.

Wei Wuji: You have slept with Captain America, with the Hulk, with Hawkeye, etc., you have slept with each other, isn't it embarrassing to perform missions together?
Wei Wuji's two questions were what he wanted to know the most after watching the movie.

Black Widow: I haven't slept together again, what's the embarrassment?
Wei Wuji: There seems to be some truth in that.

Iron Man: But not with me, it's not fair.

Tang Sanzang: There are monks here, can you change the subject?

Iron Man: Zhan Pit Buddha, you are still a good guy now, right?

Tang Sanzang: Men and women are actually the same, but a bone with a little more flesh.

Iron Man: Zhan Pit Buddha, try it with a woman, and you will know how big the difference is.

Tang Sanzang: Iron lump, after all, the poor monk is also a Buddha, so you are not afraid of retribution?
Iron Man: Retribution?The retribution is... holding the sun!
On Iron Man's side, there seemed to be an unexpected situation, half of what he said was lost.

Shouldn't he be punished?
It should not be so effective, otherwise Tang Seng cursed everyone to be unlucky.

Black Widow: The red envelope is here!

As the black widow said, she sent a red envelope.

Wei Wuji stretched out his hand to poke, and got the red envelope.

Congratulations on grabbing the signed photo of Black Widow, which has been stored in the treasure chest and can be withdrawn for use.

autograph?
Wei Wuji clicked into the treasure chest, and saw that in the photo, Natasha was wearing a hot black tights, wrapping her devil figure with protruding front and back.

There is a spider called the black widow.

This woman is the spider, very poisonous.

As long as it is a normal man, it is difficult not to be attracted to her.

No wonder Captain America and the Hulk, etc., have bowed down under the pomegranate skirt of the black widow.

Hulk: Stop playing, the captain has an urgent call.

Black Widow: I see, goodbye everyone.

Iron Man: Hold the sun, I have to squat on the toilet.

Iron Man has mastered what he learned in Golden State.

Wei Wuji: Master, is Black Widow in good shape?

Tang Sanzang: Not bad.

Jiang Ziya: It's really good, the old man wants to squeeze it.

Werewolf: Natasha was born with Kefu, and the men she slept with were basically dead.

Jiang Ziya: The lone star of the evil spirit, the old man likes it.

Wei Wuji stopped chatting with everyone, and went to Tianting Mall and Death Mall to look at it. Recently, the growth rate of Shande and Mingbi has slowed down significantly.

[-] million yuan was invested in Yuanshui County, and many projects were completed one after another. The gratitude in the hearts of the people gradually faded.

The Jade Emperor must be urged, how can he build temples and do good deeds without giving money?

At this moment, there was the sound of splashing water in the pool, Wei Wuji's consciousness moved, and he saw that Mu Tiandie had finished taking a bath, put on his clothes, and was lying on a lotus leaf basking in the sun.

Wei Wuji approached stealthily, pressed the shutter suddenly, and with a click, saved Mu Tiandie's beauty into the phone.

"Show me what's in your hand."

When Mu Tiandie heard the sound of the shutter, he immediately begged for it.

Give it to her, maybe she won't come back, Wei Wuji hurriedly stuffed the phone into his pocket, and said with a smile: "This thing is called a phone, if the fairy likes it, I can buy one for you."

"Okay, I just want to see the world you live in now."

Mu Tiandie moved and floated gently in front of Wei Wuji.

Although it cannot fly into the sky, it is more than enough to fly close to the ground.

"Tomorrow!"

Wei Wuji looked at Mu Tiandie carefully, and said with a smile: "I'll go buy you a suit of clothes first, if you wear it like this and go out on the street, you'll be regarded as filming."

The beauty of long skirts in ancient costumes is quite beautiful, but in different eras, there are different ways of wearing them, so you have to do as the Romans do.

Wei Wuji immediately left Taoyuan Valley, planning to go to Wuji Group first, compress all the picked fruits into juice, and then go to buy clothes for Mu Tiandie.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he came out of the valley, he smelled a strange fragrance, turned his head, and saw Mu Tiandie floating behind like a ghost.

What the hell!

Wei Wuji was taken aback and scolded, "Can you walk properly?"

"I can fly, why should I go?"

What Mu Tiandie said made it impossible for Wei Wuji to refute.

"Forget it, it's up to you, but if you keep floating like this, you will definitely be arrested for anatomical research."

Wei Wuji thought for a while, then sighed helplessly.

"What does anatomy mean?"

Mu Tiandie blinked her big eyes and asked curiously.

"It is to cut open your stomach and take out your internal organs."

Wei Wuji wanted to scare her.

"Hmph, let me see who dares!"

Mu Tiandie turned his right hand over, and a sword appeared in his hand, saying: "My butterfly sword is not for chopping firewood."

Wei Wuji rubbed his temples with both hands, he felt that if he brought Mu Tiandie out of the mountain, he would definitely be hurt by her.

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