Grim Reaper Red Packet

Chapter 165 Captain America
A few more minutes.

Captain America: Did you do it on purpose?
Tang Sanzang: The poor monk really can't stand it anymore, this benefactor, if you have the ability, can you give it back to everyone?

Captain America: Get back!

Captain America: Uh, what's going on here?

Tang Sanzang: Talking without practice is pure nonsense.

Captain America: Today's monks are too unqualified, and they are full of swear words when they open their mouths.

Tang Sanzang: Which sentence the poor monk said was a dirty word?

Captain America: You're talking bullshit.

Tang Sanzang: Amitabha, what the poor monk said is so simple, you see it as such, young man, adultery is the ultimate suffering in life, you must control it!
Tang Sanzang: Of course, if what you are talking about is someone else's, you can ignore the poor monk's advice and enjoy talking.

Captain America: Mad Monk.

Tang Sanzang: The Buddha said that the four truths of suffering and destruction of Dao are crazy to watch others masturbate.

Wei Wuji: Master, are you sure the Buddha said this?

Tang Sanzang: It's wrong, it's wrong, it's crazy to watch other people practice meditation, it's meditation, Amitabha.

Captain America, who was yelling to let those superheroes withdraw from the group, fell silent in an instant.

After half an hour.

Spider-Man: Captain gone?

Iron Man: It should be, once Zhankeng Buddha makes a move, all of them will be dragged into the latrine.

Wolverine: With the skill of the captain, it's not enough, right?
Hulk: This monk is a monster!
Black Widow: If Steve does fall into the latrine, I have to go and save him.

These guys, when it comes to their captain, are unequivocal.

Captain America: Loki hasn't caught it yet, are you still in the mood to talk nonsense here?
Iron Man: Captain, calm down, even if ten Lokis kill you, life has to go on, you can easily get depressed like this.

Black Widow: Tony is right. Loki will always do something if he steals number zero. Since he can't find him, we can only wait for him to show up.

Captain America: What kind of rubbish group is this? You can’t even leave the group. The group owner gets out.

Iron Man: Captain, look at the group name, don't be too crazy!
Captain America: Is it Reaper?I've heard of it, but never seen it, so I don't know if it's true.

hum!
A red envelope suddenly appeared on the screen.

The red envelope is sent by the god of death.

When Captain America underestimated the god of death, the god of death sent a red envelope. This red envelope must be very cheating.

However, Captain America simply doesn't give anyone a chance.

As soon as the red envelope appeared, it was snatched away by him.

Tang Sanzang: Poor monk, how fast is this guy!

Iron Man: As expected of a man who has been frozen in ice for 70 years, this hand speed beats Jarvis.

Black Widow: Poor Steve, make your bed for you tonight.

Wei Wuji: By the way, what good things did the US team grab?

Wei Wuji clicked to check, and the red envelope turned out to be empty.

Can you give out red envelopes without stuffing anything?
But this is a group of gods of death, and everything is decided by the god of death.

Iron Man: Captain, let me share with you.

Spider-Man: It is estimated that the captain has snatched the beauty and has no time to talk to us.

Black Widow: I'm at the base, I want to see if it's a beautiful woman.

The black widow went to check the post with strong jealousy.

Entering Captain America's room, but almost scared her silly.

I saw the young and heroic Captain America, leaning weakly on the chair, his face was as old as a centenarian, and he didn't even have the strength to raise his hand.

The black widow was shocked, and was about to call out, but saw the old Captain America, who began to gradually regain his youth.

In the Grim Reaper red envelope group, Grim Reaper sent out scary photos of Captain America getting old.

Reaper: Pay attention to what you say in the future @美国长
Black Widow: Reaper, are you too ruthless?
Grim Reaper: I'm in a bad mood recently, don't mess with me (goodbye emoji)
Even a superhero, after all, has not transcended the cycle of life and death. Compared with God, the gap is not even a tiny bit.

Captain America: Now I believe that there is a god of death in this world, this guy is terrible.

Iron Man: Captain, among our group, the strongest one is not Reaper, but a monkey.

Captain America: Monkey?I don't believe how powerful monkeys can be.

Tang Sanzang: An empty stick will beat you to the point of death.

Wei Wuji: Brother Monkey has ignored me recently, master, do you know what he is busy with?
Tang Sanzang: Bajie, that lazy pig, made a mess of Butterfly Valley, not to mention being cut down by Butterfly Fairy, and I had to help him clean it up.

Wei Wuji: Poor Second Senior Brother.

Captain America: I don't understand what you're talking about, but the most pitiful person right now is undoubtedly me.

Jiang Ziya: No matter how poor you are, you have to give out red envelopes.

Tang Sanzang: Jiang Taigong's words are reasonable, please ask for a red envelope.

In an instant, the screen began to frantically beg for red envelopes.

This is the atmosphere that the death red envelope group should have.

Captain America: Stop swiping, my eyes are dazzled.

Iron Man: Captain, red envelope speed points.

Captain America: Believe it or not, I put urine in a red envelope?
Iron Man: Don't talk about pissing, it's okay to put the poop in it.

Hulk: Tony, you bastard, who would dare to grab this red envelope after you say that?

Tang Sanzang: The poor monk dares.

Black Widow: Why don't I just take a look, why are you driving me out, do you really want to pee?

Hulk: What are you two doing?
Wei Wuji: Please live broadcast.

Iron Man: Tongqiu live broadcast.

Black Widow: A pack of wolves.

Wei Wuji stopped talking nonsense, adjusted his posture, and prepared to grab the red envelope.

Captain America's red envelope appeared immediately.

stamp!
Congratulations on grabbing Captain America's socks, which have been stored in the treasure chest and can be withdrawn for use.

Wei Wuji was stunned for ten seconds before going to check everyone's luck.

Lucky King Tang Seng snatched the panties.

Iron Man snatches a shoe.

Black Widow snatches a shoe.

The red envelope sent by Captain America was simply unsightly, it was all rubbish he was going to throw away.

Captain America: Are you satisfied with my red envelope?

Wei Wuji: Captain America, your level of pretense is comparable to Iron Man!
Iron Man: No, no, no, I'm willing to bow down.

Iron Man sent a broken shoe in a red envelope, but was snatched away by the werewolf.

Wei Wuji saw it and sent out the stinky socks, but the cat demon snatched them away.

Those who grabbed Captain America's red envelope all started playing like this, and the atmosphere in the group became extremely lively.

Tang's monk: This person is hateful, the poor monk is going to make a big move.

Captain America: Monk, let it go, I have nothing to fear except death.

Iron Man: If the monk releases the monkey, Aegis will not be able to protect the captain's ass.

Spider-Man: The Monk unleashes the pig, which is also pretty scary.

Captain America: Smelly monk, did you do it? (angry expression)
Jiang Ziya: No, the meritorious Buddha asked the old man to do it.

Iron Man: Natasha, go and see what's going on?

Tang Sanzang: Clairvoyance, above.

Clairvoyance: [image]
In the picture, Captain America's head is covered with a pair of worn-out panties.

All the friends laughed when they saw it.

Tang Seng asked Jiang Ziya's trick, it's too bad!
Captain America only felt that he had never been so ashamed in his life, so he immediately got out of the way and stopped bubbling.

But the pictures of the panties on his head have long been preserved by those superheroes.

Wei Wuji quit WeChat, Captain America is so stingy and wasted a lot of time, he deserves to be punished by Tang Seng.

"Vice Captain, come!"

He just got up and stretched, but he heard the voice of Uncle Wu from a distant cliff.

Wei Wuji looked up, at the top of the cliff, Fifth Uncle riding a black girl was flapping his wings towards him.

As long as it wasn't captured by the Bloody Organization.

I followed Uncle Wu to the valley, and saw several bonfires burning in the valley, and more than 300 people gathered to chat.

"Fuck, Wu Zai, where did you get so many people?"

Wei Wuji was astonished.

"In your world, there are too many people with problems. It is easy to brainwash them."

Uncle Wu was extremely proud, and said: "There are enough people, so Uncle Wu took them to practice the chicken formation these few days. It's time to open the eyes of the deputy head."

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